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Chapter 135 Pink and Skeleton
Chapter 135 Pink and Skeleton (Fourth)
When Wei Hao and his party left, General Lianchi Frog was still reminiscing about the scene just now. The more he thought about it, the more he enjoyed it. He actually turned into a long pipe out of thin air, and then the pipe moved back a little, and the flower bud blossomed into a lotus flower.
Then it took a trip back, with its arms as pillows, its legs crossed, and humming "Biyuntian, Huanghuadi", it didn't know how comfortable it was.
It's a pity that there are no people in the rice fields. Today's farmers are also much less. The fields have been taken by big households. They have their own way to find powerful monster exorcisers, sowing and harvesting insects and pests, and even a timely rain. matter.
Being rich is more than just being able to reach the gods.
Humming and singing, with eyes closed, I suddenly felt a strong wind, and saw a black bird swooping in. After the tip of its wings swept the water, it landed firmly on a lotus leaf. After a while, it turned into a human shape shadow.
"Why did you give away 'Thousand Magical Light'?"
"The little girl is not human, she is a snail spirit, why not if I give her as a gift?"
Opening one eye and closing one eye, General Lianchi Frog cheerfully did not answer the question.
"My lord wants to hinder Wei Chixia's progress. Isn't it inappropriate for you to do this?"
"Did I stop it?"
"Blocked."
"Isn't that what it is?"
The general frog in the lotus pond grinned, and suddenly a pest flew by. It stretched out its tongue and snapped, and the insect fell into its mouth. After chewing twice, it swallowed it.
"You can't stop it with 'Thousand Magical Treasure Light', so why give it to the snail essence?"
"She sang beautifully, reminding me of the old village, as if I went back to the past. At that time, the traffic on the rice paddies, the chickens and dogs heard each other, it was really peaceful..."
"I don't know how many years since the Tang Dynasty was destroyed, what's the use of thinking about it?"
"Hey, that's wrong. What I'm thinking about is never the Tang Dynasty."
Breathing out a smoke ring, General Lianchi Frog said calmly, "What I'm thinking about is the harmony and happiness in the world. Such pleasant things... Well, what's the use of telling you a bird? What do you know? what?"
"Who said I don't understand!"
"Your brother, did you leave angrily?"
"Humph!"
"Let's go, let's go, let's go. Now I have nothing to do. If you get rich one day, you will start to think about the past. I hope you don't forget me as an old friend."
"What can I do to make a fortune? When Wei Chixia arrives in Beiyang Prefecture, I will return to Yanshan."
"It's winter, why go back? Go to the south and find a place to spend the winter."
After saying that, the frog sat cross-legged, took another two puffs, swallowed the cloud for a while, hummed the song just now, and said again and again, "This damn Wei Sheng is really an elm head!"
"..."
The black shadow turned around, turned into a black bird again, and went after Wei Hao.
I thought about it before, there are masters arranged along the way, and no matter what, it will be obstructed for ten days and a half months.
As a result, starting from Banruo Temple, the journey was smooth.
General Prajna Du'er was just a display, and he almost became friends with Wei Hao when he opened the night at night, and those two black and white Shuangsha who took the money are even more bastards!
They actually ate the east and the west!
Scumbag!
When you are free, you must go to Styx to sue them. Corruption and bribery are shameless!
Looking back at the communal house by the rice field river, the frog in the lotus pond is still enjoying the happy time there, jumping up and down from time to time, pretending to be a little girl for a while, and pretending to be Wei Sheng who doesn't understand the style for a while, entertaining himself, very happy .
"If I had known I didn't care about 'Thousand Magical Light', I might as well ask for it."
It's a pity, what a treasure, it was taken away by a snail spirit who can only sing.
Reckless waste, waste!
On the way, Wei Hao rode his horse and galloped again. The last part of the road to Fucheng can be said to be flat, except that there are more water and forests, and there is no hillside at all.
"Passing a bamboo sea in front of you, and ten miles away, you will be able to see the city of Beiyang Prefecture."
"So fast?!"
Yingying was a little startled, she hasn't had enough fun yet, is this going to be the end of the matter? !
The scene of two riding on the same horse, so sweet as honey, is coming to an end? !
It's really sad.
Alas, it's really useless to play tricks, at least put it on again, so that I can show off the newly acquired treasure "Thousand Magic Light", which has the ability to change, which is very ingenious.
Just as he was thinking about it, he heard the extremely responsive dog twist his head behind him, and he came out and said, "Gentleman, you have the spirit of death."
"Well, I smelled it too. It's probably the last test of the guy who played tricks behind his back."
Zhuma took a look into the distance and saw the bamboo sea swaying and rustling, which was very pleasing to the eye.
The bamboo leaves are densely connected into one piece, and when the wind blows, it is really a green sea, and there are waves of waves, which make people feel calm.
"It seems that it is not a person who needs to be killed."
"Sanggong should be more careful, if he is a ruthless character, it will be bad."
"What? You still want to try your new baby?"
"..."
Yingying's mind was broken, and she immediately showed shyness. She thought that as long as she showed her skills, she would be able to go to the battlefield, go to the kitchen, and go wherever her husband went. !
When her magic power is profound, and she can walk in the world swaggeringly, she will live and fly with her husband, and maybe she can get a wife...
Thinking about it, I was a little excited.
A thousand miles begins with a single step.
The lofty goal is to start with small things, first to develop skills, so that you are not afraid of vixen and camellia spirits coming to your door.
As for the dragon girl...
Perhaps the younger sister of Tulong in the countryside is as glamorous and noble as the third princess of Jinghai, but she rejects others thousands of miles away.
The Dragon Girl is nothing to be afraid of!
"Gentleman, look at the bamboo sea."
Gouzi's eyes were sharp, and he saw waves in the bamboo sea, shaking violently, as if something was walking, which caused a lot of movement.
The bamboos in the bamboo sea are all very tall, any tree is six or seven feet long, but soon, a figure was seen walking in it, and upon closer inspection, it was not much shorter than the bamboos.
What a giant!
"Gentleman!"
Gouzi was startled, with such a stature, could it be that the heavenly soldiers from heaven came down to earth?
However, Wei Hao was not afraid at all. He rode forward, from far to near, and saw the nearest bamboo forest, which was separated by two huge hands. It was pitch-black inside, only two balls of will-o'-the-wisps were floating. Infiltrate.
As it got closer, it became clearer that the two will-o'-the-wisps were indeed fire, but they were not floating in mid-air, but a pair of eyeballs in their eye sockets.
"Gentleman! What a big skeleton!"
Finally came to the front, the bones and palms pressed against the bamboo forest, and the skull crouched in the forest, staring at Wei Hao in a daze. This huge skeleton, let alone has a stature of more than five feet!
"Did your honor also come to block my way?"
Although there was a deadly aura, there was no stench, and Wei Hao didn't feel the murderous aura, so he guessed that this huge skeleton might look terrifying, but it might not be a murderer.
If it is really a crime, why hide in the bamboo sea.
"I owed favors many years ago, and my body was collected and buried here. I can't shirk it, so I'm here to help."
Big Skeleton's chin creaked, but his words were extremely upright, which made Wei Hao praise him.
"If you don't know, what can you learn?"
"How did you pass the test before?"
The big skull didn't answer the question.
Wei Hao cupped his hands, and then explained the process of killing ghosts with swords, roosters crowing at dawn, spending money to buy roads, and singing opera performances. After hearing this, the big skeleton nodded repeatedly: "That's quite wise, I shouldn't stop you." You, however, the form always has to go, lest people say that I am ungrateful."
"Are you still asking about the identity of the honorable driver?"
"I'm rude, it's my fault. I'm the skeleton general who upholds the precepts. There was a precepts hall in the Prajna Temple a long time ago, and I was dedicated to punishing monks who violated the precepts."
"I see……"
Nodding his head, Wei Hao could probably guess the origin of the big skeleton, so he said: "It's not too late, please..."
Before I finished speaking, I saw that there was a big skeleton in the bamboo sea in front of me, and it was clearly a land of fireworks with peach blossoms and willows. Daughter Country.
There are all kinds of beauties here, if you look in any direction, they are either fat, swallows and thin, or fish and wild geese, some are glamorous, some are pure and lovely, some are delicate, some are soft, no matter how you look at it, you can't see it.
"Where did you come from, why don't you come and play together..."
"I'm a scholar, would you like to study poetry and books together? If you study hard at night, you'd like to add more fragrance to your red sleeves..."
"Grandfather, let's play~~"
The sound was like a nightingale's cry, all inviting Wei Hao to have a good time, if someone else came here, it would be really confusing.
"Pretty in Pink is in front of you, why is Lang Jun looking so stupid?"
A daughter's family covered her face with a fan and asked softly.
Wei Hao laughed: "I have this skill, why don't I eat more salty hooves!"
As soon as this remark came out, Daughter Country disappeared in smoke, where there were still fish and geese, fat and thin swallows, but still densely packed bamboos, forming a bamboo sea.
Among them, the two will-o'-the-wisps in the big skull's eye sockets fluctuated from big to small. After a while, the big skull couldn't hold back, and asked, "If I transform into a group of handsome men, can I stop you?"
"What nonsense are you talking about? I'm not a man."
"Since you are not manly, why are you so indifferent when you see such a beautiful woman?"
"You skeleton, look carefully, there is a beauty sitting in front of me, who is much better than yours."
call out! !
Yingying covered her face, she retracted into the shell at that time, and never came out again.
(End of this chapter)
When Wei Hao and his party left, General Lianchi Frog was still reminiscing about the scene just now. The more he thought about it, the more he enjoyed it. He actually turned into a long pipe out of thin air, and then the pipe moved back a little, and the flower bud blossomed into a lotus flower.
Then it took a trip back, with its arms as pillows, its legs crossed, and humming "Biyuntian, Huanghuadi", it didn't know how comfortable it was.
It's a pity that there are no people in the rice fields. Today's farmers are also much less. The fields have been taken by big households. They have their own way to find powerful monster exorcisers, sowing and harvesting insects and pests, and even a timely rain. matter.
Being rich is more than just being able to reach the gods.
Humming and singing, with eyes closed, I suddenly felt a strong wind, and saw a black bird swooping in. After the tip of its wings swept the water, it landed firmly on a lotus leaf. After a while, it turned into a human shape shadow.
"Why did you give away 'Thousand Magical Light'?"
"The little girl is not human, she is a snail spirit, why not if I give her as a gift?"
Opening one eye and closing one eye, General Lianchi Frog cheerfully did not answer the question.
"My lord wants to hinder Wei Chixia's progress. Isn't it inappropriate for you to do this?"
"Did I stop it?"
"Blocked."
"Isn't that what it is?"
The general frog in the lotus pond grinned, and suddenly a pest flew by. It stretched out its tongue and snapped, and the insect fell into its mouth. After chewing twice, it swallowed it.
"You can't stop it with 'Thousand Magical Treasure Light', so why give it to the snail essence?"
"She sang beautifully, reminding me of the old village, as if I went back to the past. At that time, the traffic on the rice paddies, the chickens and dogs heard each other, it was really peaceful..."
"I don't know how many years since the Tang Dynasty was destroyed, what's the use of thinking about it?"
"Hey, that's wrong. What I'm thinking about is never the Tang Dynasty."
Breathing out a smoke ring, General Lianchi Frog said calmly, "What I'm thinking about is the harmony and happiness in the world. Such pleasant things... Well, what's the use of telling you a bird? What do you know? what?"
"Who said I don't understand!"
"Your brother, did you leave angrily?"
"Humph!"
"Let's go, let's go, let's go. Now I have nothing to do. If you get rich one day, you will start to think about the past. I hope you don't forget me as an old friend."
"What can I do to make a fortune? When Wei Chixia arrives in Beiyang Prefecture, I will return to Yanshan."
"It's winter, why go back? Go to the south and find a place to spend the winter."
After saying that, the frog sat cross-legged, took another two puffs, swallowed the cloud for a while, hummed the song just now, and said again and again, "This damn Wei Sheng is really an elm head!"
"..."
The black shadow turned around, turned into a black bird again, and went after Wei Hao.
I thought about it before, there are masters arranged along the way, and no matter what, it will be obstructed for ten days and a half months.
As a result, starting from Banruo Temple, the journey was smooth.
General Prajna Du'er was just a display, and he almost became friends with Wei Hao when he opened the night at night, and those two black and white Shuangsha who took the money are even more bastards!
They actually ate the east and the west!
Scumbag!
When you are free, you must go to Styx to sue them. Corruption and bribery are shameless!
Looking back at the communal house by the rice field river, the frog in the lotus pond is still enjoying the happy time there, jumping up and down from time to time, pretending to be a little girl for a while, and pretending to be Wei Sheng who doesn't understand the style for a while, entertaining himself, very happy .
"If I had known I didn't care about 'Thousand Magical Light', I might as well ask for it."
It's a pity, what a treasure, it was taken away by a snail spirit who can only sing.
Reckless waste, waste!
On the way, Wei Hao rode his horse and galloped again. The last part of the road to Fucheng can be said to be flat, except that there are more water and forests, and there is no hillside at all.
"Passing a bamboo sea in front of you, and ten miles away, you will be able to see the city of Beiyang Prefecture."
"So fast?!"
Yingying was a little startled, she hasn't had enough fun yet, is this going to be the end of the matter? !
The scene of two riding on the same horse, so sweet as honey, is coming to an end? !
It's really sad.
Alas, it's really useless to play tricks, at least put it on again, so that I can show off the newly acquired treasure "Thousand Magic Light", which has the ability to change, which is very ingenious.
Just as he was thinking about it, he heard the extremely responsive dog twist his head behind him, and he came out and said, "Gentleman, you have the spirit of death."
"Well, I smelled it too. It's probably the last test of the guy who played tricks behind his back."
Zhuma took a look into the distance and saw the bamboo sea swaying and rustling, which was very pleasing to the eye.
The bamboo leaves are densely connected into one piece, and when the wind blows, it is really a green sea, and there are waves of waves, which make people feel calm.
"It seems that it is not a person who needs to be killed."
"Sanggong should be more careful, if he is a ruthless character, it will be bad."
"What? You still want to try your new baby?"
"..."
Yingying's mind was broken, and she immediately showed shyness. She thought that as long as she showed her skills, she would be able to go to the battlefield, go to the kitchen, and go wherever her husband went. !
When her magic power is profound, and she can walk in the world swaggeringly, she will live and fly with her husband, and maybe she can get a wife...
Thinking about it, I was a little excited.
A thousand miles begins with a single step.
The lofty goal is to start with small things, first to develop skills, so that you are not afraid of vixen and camellia spirits coming to your door.
As for the dragon girl...
Perhaps the younger sister of Tulong in the countryside is as glamorous and noble as the third princess of Jinghai, but she rejects others thousands of miles away.
The Dragon Girl is nothing to be afraid of!
"Gentleman, look at the bamboo sea."
Gouzi's eyes were sharp, and he saw waves in the bamboo sea, shaking violently, as if something was walking, which caused a lot of movement.
The bamboos in the bamboo sea are all very tall, any tree is six or seven feet long, but soon, a figure was seen walking in it, and upon closer inspection, it was not much shorter than the bamboos.
What a giant!
"Gentleman!"
Gouzi was startled, with such a stature, could it be that the heavenly soldiers from heaven came down to earth?
However, Wei Hao was not afraid at all. He rode forward, from far to near, and saw the nearest bamboo forest, which was separated by two huge hands. It was pitch-black inside, only two balls of will-o'-the-wisps were floating. Infiltrate.
As it got closer, it became clearer that the two will-o'-the-wisps were indeed fire, but they were not floating in mid-air, but a pair of eyeballs in their eye sockets.
"Gentleman! What a big skeleton!"
Finally came to the front, the bones and palms pressed against the bamboo forest, and the skull crouched in the forest, staring at Wei Hao in a daze. This huge skeleton, let alone has a stature of more than five feet!
"Did your honor also come to block my way?"
Although there was a deadly aura, there was no stench, and Wei Hao didn't feel the murderous aura, so he guessed that this huge skeleton might look terrifying, but it might not be a murderer.
If it is really a crime, why hide in the bamboo sea.
"I owed favors many years ago, and my body was collected and buried here. I can't shirk it, so I'm here to help."
Big Skeleton's chin creaked, but his words were extremely upright, which made Wei Hao praise him.
"If you don't know, what can you learn?"
"How did you pass the test before?"
The big skull didn't answer the question.
Wei Hao cupped his hands, and then explained the process of killing ghosts with swords, roosters crowing at dawn, spending money to buy roads, and singing opera performances. After hearing this, the big skeleton nodded repeatedly: "That's quite wise, I shouldn't stop you." You, however, the form always has to go, lest people say that I am ungrateful."
"Are you still asking about the identity of the honorable driver?"
"I'm rude, it's my fault. I'm the skeleton general who upholds the precepts. There was a precepts hall in the Prajna Temple a long time ago, and I was dedicated to punishing monks who violated the precepts."
"I see……"
Nodding his head, Wei Hao could probably guess the origin of the big skeleton, so he said: "It's not too late, please..."
Before I finished speaking, I saw that there was a big skeleton in the bamboo sea in front of me, and it was clearly a land of fireworks with peach blossoms and willows. Daughter Country.
There are all kinds of beauties here, if you look in any direction, they are either fat, swallows and thin, or fish and wild geese, some are glamorous, some are pure and lovely, some are delicate, some are soft, no matter how you look at it, you can't see it.
"Where did you come from, why don't you come and play together..."
"I'm a scholar, would you like to study poetry and books together? If you study hard at night, you'd like to add more fragrance to your red sleeves..."
"Grandfather, let's play~~"
The sound was like a nightingale's cry, all inviting Wei Hao to have a good time, if someone else came here, it would be really confusing.
"Pretty in Pink is in front of you, why is Lang Jun looking so stupid?"
A daughter's family covered her face with a fan and asked softly.
Wei Hao laughed: "I have this skill, why don't I eat more salty hooves!"
As soon as this remark came out, Daughter Country disappeared in smoke, where there were still fish and geese, fat and thin swallows, but still densely packed bamboos, forming a bamboo sea.
Among them, the two will-o'-the-wisps in the big skull's eye sockets fluctuated from big to small. After a while, the big skull couldn't hold back, and asked, "If I transform into a group of handsome men, can I stop you?"
"What nonsense are you talking about? I'm not a man."
"Since you are not manly, why are you so indifferent when you see such a beautiful woman?"
"You skeleton, look carefully, there is a beauty sitting in front of me, who is much better than yours."
call out! !
Yingying covered her face, she retracted into the shell at that time, and never came out again.
(End of this chapter)
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