red man

Chapter 532 How to Lose 531

Gala.

A piece of gravel rolled down from the top of the mountain, Wei Hao didn't even look at it, but just walked among the mountains.

After the war, the demon atmosphere in Bashan faded away, and the normal natural vitality was restored, completely suitable for the survival of humans and animals.

There are also scattered small plains between the mountains. Between the mountains, there are more than a thousand flowing waters. There are also deep pools in the caves. At this moment, there are already blind fish swimming, which is much better than the filth when the pythons and anacondas were mixed together many.

"Ah da da da da da..."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah..."

Dong dong dong dong, dong dong dong dong, a few little ghosts wearing masks, chasing and beating each other with big bone sticks, it was really lively.

"Zhang San Li Si Wang Wu Zhao Liu Sun Qi!"

"Ah, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, what are you calling us for?"

Boom!
Li Si picked up the big bone hammer and hit Zhang San on the head. After succeeding, the kid immediately ran around Wei Hao's feet.

The angry Zhang San immediately chased after him with all his teeth and claws. After a fight, Bie Wei Hao took the nape of his neck with each hand and placed them on both sides.

"Don't be skinny."

Wei Hao said with a smile.

"My lord, lord, hit him, hit him..."

Zhang San kept screaming, and his short legs were still kicking wildly in the air.

"Slightly, slightly, I can't hit it, I can't hit it~~"

Li Si turned his back to Zhang San, twisted his buttocks, and took off the tiger skin skirt, while twisting and slapping his own buttocks...

"okay!"

With a loud shout, the noisy Wufu ghost finally calmed down.

click.

Zhang San, who was still kicking, also dropped the cow bone mask on his head, looking extremely funny.

Even if these brats stopped drinking, Zhang San and Li Si's little eyes were still full of richness, one was staring wide open, the other winked...

"Okay, you five idiots, I have Mount Qianliba here, with more than 400 hills, and it looks like a few mountain gods, do you want to be one?"

Upon hearing this, Zhang San's eyes lit up, and he asked, "Can I eat snake soup?"

"Even Ba snake was killed by me, where did the snake soup come from, and even if there is a snake, it is an ordinary mortal spirit, if it is not necessary, don't hurt it."

"Hey~~ I don't even have snake soup, it's inappropriate." Zhang San shook his head, talking like an old pedant, "Wuchao snake soup, I have to taste it, I have to taste it."

I'm going to fuck you!
Wei Hao almost slapped him, what nonsense he was talking about!
Li Si on the other side was also taken aback, and immediately stretched out his belly, put his hands on his hips, and made a triumphant gesture: "My lord, it is a fool who eats snake soup. Why do you ask it? Your lord asked me, asked me."

"..."

Wei Hao wondered if what he just said was nonsense?Are you asking for nothing?
But Wu Fugui is such a strange spirit, so he had to look at Li Si and asked again: "There are more than 400 mountains in Qianliba Mountain. I will make you a few mountains as mountain gods. Li Si, would you like it?"

"Can I eat Hulu's tail?"

"This is a mountainous area, where did Hulu come from, and he even picked the tail for you."

"Hey~~ I don't even have Hulu, it's inappropriate." Li Si closed his eyes and waved his hands again and again, saying with disgust: "The golden armored crocodile king's big tail, the meat is tender and juicy, delicious in the world..."

"Then do you want me to send you to hell and eat fresh?"

"Really?!"

Li Si flicked his tongue wildly, his eyes lit up.

I really am your mother!
unlucky!

With a dark face, Wei Hao looked at the other three little devils who seemed to be peaceful.

Wang Wu looked cute, so Wei Hao asked him kindly: "Wang Wu, would you like to be a mountain god?"

"Then can I go back to Wufeng County to play? There is Fucheng, Chaohu, and..."

"Okay, don't talk about it, you still run around after becoming a mountain god, what if you neglect your duties and cause landslides and landslides?"

"Hey~~ I can't even play. It's inappropriate to guard the mountain every day." As he said, Wang Wu flattened his mouth, "I'll go find the little bull demons to play with them."

"..."

Believe it or not, I ordered the "Yin Yang Ear Reporting Department" not to have any contact with Wufu ghosts?
what's wrong...

The three in a row are useless, and the remaining two probably won't work, so Wei Hao doesn't intend to ask.

But Zhao Liu and Sun Qi, the two little devils, were reluctant. They went around, their eyes widened, and they raised their heads and asked Wei Hao: "Your Majesty, why don't you ask us two?!"

It was a bit questioning, but it didn't matter, this made Wei Hao overjoyed: "Could it be that the two of you are willing to come to Bashan to be the mountain god?"

"I do not want to!!"

Zhao Liu's voice was loud, but Wei Hao's face turned dark.

"I don't want to either!!"

Sun Qi's voice was louder than Zhao Liu's, and it meant nothing else. Sun Qi just wanted to tell Zhao Liu that his voice was louder.

"I don't want you two talking farts?! Get lost!"

The two brats ignored Wei Hao, and instead competed with each other for louder voices.

One screamed, and the other roared, causing the entire Bashan valley to be full of howling ghosts and howling wolves.

not to mention...

Ghosts screaming, ghosts screaming, really ghosts screaming.

"You five little bastards..."

Cursing, but also helpless.

It is actually very suitable for Wufu ghosts to come to Bashan to be mountain gods. They can sort out blessings and drive away evil spirits and ghosts.

After all, let's not talk about the power of the mountain god, just talk about normal ghosts, and they don't want to be neighbors with five extremely noisy guys.

In addition, Wufugui is now proficient in Nuo opera. After there is a family in the mountains, the incense will quickly condense, which is also good for the tranquility of the house.

And the ghosts of five blessings can also treat the cattle well. The cattle must be healthy in the place where the ghosts of five blessings haunt.

It's a pity that these five little ghosts are purely second-hand.

Wei Hao sighed, he was delusional, thinking about making these five guys really blessed and longevity.

However, no matter how complicated Wei Hao's mood was, the five brats still fought together heartlessly.

"Forget it, you should be messengers honestly."

Traveling to and from the underworld and the yang world can be regarded as the supernatural powers of the five lucky ghosts.

There is no need for ghost gates, and no need for yellow spring water. Wherever there is incense, you can come and go.

Theoretically, they can even go to the heavens, but it is easy to lose their body and spirit...

"Oh~~ work, work, work, can work again~~"

Zhang San screamed, danced and danced, then confidently put one hand on his hip and stretched out the other to Wei Hao.

"What do you want again? Peach charms or flying knives?"

"Sticky rice cake!"

As he said that, Zhang San clapped his hands, "It's going to be red."

"You little bastard is really asking too much!"

Glancing at Zhang San, he took out a piece of glutinous rice cake that looked like an inkstone, took out another chopstick, dipped it in red, and then spotted a red dot in the center of the glutinous rice cake.

"Here! Here you are!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty!"

This kid also knows how to bow, which is very polite.

Then, holding the glutinous rice cake in both hands, he leaned over and took a deep breath, only to see a mist with a strange color, which was directly sucked in by the little ghost.

"what……"

Patting his stomach comfortably, Zhang San smiled contentedly, "I'm full, I'm full."

"Get out of here when you're full!"

"Your Majesty, remember to bring snake soup next time, from Wuchao County..."

Just as he was about to take out the Golden Dragon Ax to open his eyes, the kid rolled on the ground, and Gulu Gulu disappeared without a trace.

"It's my time, it's my time!"

"And me and me!"

"Why do you always go first!"

"That's it! Why!"

Li Si Niutou immediately shouted: "Because you are the fourth child, you are the fifth child!"

"I'm the fourth child, why am I called Zhao Liu instead of Zhao Si!"

"Yup?"

Li Si blinked, then raised his head and asked Wei Hao, "My lord, why isn't it called Zhao Si and Zhao Liu?"

"Get the hell out of me after you fucking inhaled the fragrance! What kind of Nikolai, I really..."

It was very tormenting, the brain circuits of these five little ghosts would never be on the same channel as themselves.

"Hmph, I'm Li Si, I'm a little bit older than Zhao Liu, and I should be in the front row."

After all, Li Si also leaned towards the glutinous rice cake, and was about to inhale, but shouted again: "My lord, you are biased, there is no little red dot!"

"..."

Picking up the chopsticks, if it wasn't for the fear of poking a hole in the glutinous rice cake, Wei Hao really wanted to pierce it with the chopsticks.

Restraining his temper, he ordered some red dots for Li Si's glutinous rice cake, and the little ghost sucked away the aroma with satisfaction, then laughed, rolled on the spot, and disappeared without a trace.

All the tossing is more tiring than Wei Hao's schizophrenia in the sea of ​​consciousness.

After a long time, looking at the empty mountain top, Wei Hao went on the spot, let the mountain wind blow by, watched the stars change, especially the "Yunmeng Xinghai" near Tianhan, and still showed a satisfied smile.

Back then, this star field was a gathering of stars, quite bright.

Today, it is still empty, and new stars have not dared to form rashly to fill the gap here.

He breathed a sigh of relief, closed his eyes and took a nap for a while. In his dream, he saw the ghost commanders and judges from the ten kingdoms of the underworld, and they came forward to ask for instructions.

Wei Hao almost woke up from the dream. He finally felt like he was taking a break from his busy schedule, but in the end, when he was sleeping and taking a nap, the ghosts and gods in the underworld were completely inappropriate.

"Your Majesty, when will this reinforcement come?!"

Judge Jiang was very anxious, "The envoys from the underworld have come before, and if my expectations are correct, then the rulers of the ten kingdoms of the underworld will also return to the underworld. Among them, the 'King Qin Guangda' and his ilk are all tyrannical gods. The countermeasures will be of great disadvantage to my underworld!"

"There is also a new underworld that summons heroic spirits from the small worlds of the heavenly road and the heavens. The number of these heroic spirits is incalculable. These heroic spirits fight alone and must be restricted by the rules of the underworld. But if they are used to drive the magic weapon of the underworld, they can exert a tyrannical effect. Your Majesty, Please arrange it quickly!"

It's not one or two who are anxious, but many judges and ghost kings, all of them have serious expressions, obviously life is very difficult these days.

The one-horned ghost king even said: "Your Majesty, the army of the new underworld has been practicing in Guitang from time to time. There have been dozens of provocations and frictions. I am afraid that they may send troops to 'conquer disobedient ministers' at any time. Please make plans early .”

Faced with these anxieties, Wei Hao looked as usual, and said calmly: "Don't worry, it's not yet time. Otherwise, if I say it now, the heavens may not be able to mobilize troops from the small worlds of the heavens."

"The king means..."

"Before I set foot on the road to heaven, I will definitely consume some strength in the heavenly realm in advance."

Wei Hao's eyes were indifferent, "When I set foot on the road to heaven, it will be the day when I will kill God."

Being tyrannical does not mean that there is no plan.

Stepping on the road to heaven is not for some bullshit to live forever, but purely to have some fun for the gods in the heavens.

Die if you don't accept, kill if you resist, there is no reason at all.

In other words, there should be some truth, and the ancient holy emperor has already said it badly.

It's just that it's useless to say it.

It is useless to talk about things that are not listened to, and in the end only power can make sense.

This is true whether it is mortal or extraordinary.

"If that's the case... the minister will retire!"

Judge Jiang thought about it for a while. Although he didn't guess what was going on, he was sure that the reinforcements that could fight against the new underworld must come from the heavenly road.

Whether it is a god or a god, it doesn't matter anymore.

As long as it turns out that way, that's fine.

"I'm waiting to retire..."

"I'm waiting to retire..."

"I'm waiting to retire..."

All the ghosts and gods were also happy, and disappeared in a dim light.

Afterwards, in the underworld, more spirit officials from the new underworld came, looking at the ten kingdoms of the underworld, each with their eyes wide open.

"From today onwards, there is only one hell in the underworld!"

"Follow the destiny, conquer disobedient ministers!"

"Follow the destiny!"

"Conquer disobedient ministers—"

Along with the roar, countless heroic spirits began to gather and threw themselves into the formation.

Every formation is pregnant with merit and virtue.

A piece of mediocre ghost weapon, under the attachment of a large number of heroic spirits, turned out to be extremely tyrannical, and any piece of it could have a hundred thousand years of mana accumulated in it.

And the number of such ghost objects is huge, at least a thousand.

Seeing such a scale, many spiritual officials were smiling, how could they lose if they showed their power here?
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PS: After the Encirclement and Suppression Chapter is the "Long March", try to hurry up and finish writing the "Long March Chapter", and then you can finish it.

It is estimated to be only 60 million words.

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