Picked up a copy of Romance of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 952
The first year of the Tianji is definitely an unforgettable year for the people in the Sili area. As the armies entered the Sili area, the Sili area became a bit more lively. All the troops of the Han Dynasty sent out a group of A team of thousands of people came to participate in the big competition. Of course, they all came here in a hurry, and they haven't shown up yet. However, there are countless rumors about them.

Someone patted his chest and said, "The northern army came on Kui, you don't know, they definitely captured strange beasts to ride on!"

"What's there? When you see the lineup of the Southern Army, you will know what is the most powerful!"

"Ningzhou Frontier Army is not bad either!"

Most of the people who are arguing about this are not young people, but some old people. Most of these old people have served in the North and South Army, so they look down on each other. This grand ceremony just proves which of them is better. A good opportunity for the strong and the weak. Originally, the official ceremony was scheduled for August 22th. However, because of Liu Chan's construction of the school grounds, it was delayed for some time and was postponed to September [-]nd.

When this day came, the people in the entire Sili area, and even the people who rushed from the surrounding area, rushed towards the new school ground. The new school ground has not yet been named, but most of them have guessed the school ground in their hearts. The name, as expected, should be the Tianji school field. By the way, and this grand ceremony, anyone with a discerning eye can see through it. The Tianji Grand Ceremony is definitely the name that did not escape.

When the people were bustling and watching, they suddenly saw a guard of honor, and they could see the huge yellow cover of the emperor from a distance. Everyone hurriedly bowed to the frame of the emperor, but Liu Qu was dishonest and restless. Inside the frame, he stretched out his head and happily waved to the people. Behind him, the Huangmen scattered coins around. The people were very happy. The people in Luoyang were better, but For those people who came from outside, it is a lifetime honor to be able to see the emperor with their own eyes!

Many people from other places also saw the majestic Son of Heaven who looked like a god-man. They did not dare to look directly at him. They secretly watched the Son of Heaven drive by among the people, but they remembered the appearance of the Son of Heaven in their hearts. , When they return to their hometown, they want to tell the villagers what the emperor looks like!

"Everyone was waiting, and suddenly there was a flash of thunder, and the emperor came over on a carriage. Let's take a look, the emperor is nine feet tall, with a thick back and a waist? Don't go, what I said is true, this time Really, the Son of Heaven is really nine feet tall, with a hulking back!!"

Just as countless people bowed down, Liu Qu came to the top of the school field, got off the carriage, and he was about to go to the viewing platform. Yuan Shang was about to lead the crowd to follow. Liu Qu said with some displeasure: "You are here Just wait, I will bring the queen and the prince up, is it possible that these people of mine will come to assassinate me?" Liu Qu said displeasedly, Yuan Shang had no choice but to watch the emperor lead him The queen's hand, the queen hugged the prince in her arms, and the family boarded the observation deck.

The emperor boarded the observation deck, and the grand ceremony could officially begin.

The emperor looked at the distance, and hurriedly waved his hand downwards. Jiang Wei, the former prince, is now serving as the servant of the Tingwei Mansion. The Tingwei Mansion is responsible for protecting the safety of the emperor. When the emperor called, Jiang Wei hurried to his side, "Your Majesty? What are your orders?"

"Who is the host of this grand ceremony?"

"It was the servant of Lifu who shot Zheng Yi."

"Why is it him again?? No, no, if this guy goes up, I'm afraid he's going to talk about boring classics again. Let's change someone, someone with humor to preside over it." The emperor ordered so, but it was hard Jiang Wei, it's useless for him to explain to the emperor. The emperor just doesn't like Zheng Yi, but how can he find a humorous person for the emperor? Jiang Wei stepped down from the high platform and called everyone to ask. , said: "I do know an elder who speaks wittily and is very amazing, but I don't know if he can do it for such a big ceremony"

"This is the emperor's order. Hurry up and invite this old man here and let me have a look first."

Everyone left in a hurry, and after a while, the official brought an old man to Jiang Wei. It turned out that the old man was also watching the grand ceremony, but was met by the official who was looking for him, so he brought him here. The old man was an old man. Commoner, who is indeed not young, was forcibly brought here by several officials. He stared wide-eyed and stared at Jiang Wei in front of him. Jiang Wei coughed and asked, "This old man, what Can you preside over the next ceremony?"

"For such a big ceremony, you even have to find the host right now?" the old man asked in surprise.

"That's not the case, it's just that the previous person had a temporary business and couldn't host it, so someone recommended you."

"Then this guy has a lot of vision."

"Old man, for this grand ceremony, you just need to start with an opening, and it won't take much time for you. After you finish speaking, when the army comes out, there will be soldiers calling for them, so I don't need to bother you." , Deng Ai talked for a long time, and the old man picked up the document and looked at it for a long time before he nodded, which was regarded as his consent.

When the time came, the old man walked directly onto the high platform in the center, holding the loudspeaker developed by Ma Jun in his hand, and dressed in commoner clothes, which surprised everyone even more. Looking at the people around him, holding the tube, he said: "Old Man Handan Chun!!"

"Hahaha~~", the crowd immediately burst into laughter, and some people cheered, applauding frantically, Deng Ai, who was looking a little anxious in the distance, was stunned, and looked at the officials around him in confusion, Asked: "Why does this elder make the people laugh so much just by saying his name? Is he famous?" The official said with a smile: "This elder has written many books, all of which are stubborn. Smile, there is great meaning in it.”

"There are often new jokes about him in the residence newspaper. By the way, he often tells jokes in Xuxian halls everywhere. Therefore, he is very famous among the common people." Hearing this, Deng Ai Just now he breathed a sigh of relief. In this way, the old man will not mess up the grand ceremony, but in the distance, he stared at this place with displeased eyes, expecting the old man to make a fool of Zheng Yi, and hearing the harsh laughter around him voice, even more angry.

"How can you laugh in the grand ceremony of the country?? There is no ceremony, no etiquette, this person is a big crime!"

The Son of Heaven on the viewing platform also looked at that person with a smile, and clapped his hands happily, "Yuan Ji, this is the person I'm talking about, I love to hear his jokes, listen carefully, this person is very interesting, Hahaha, Deng Ai is a good guy, it's great to find this person here!!" Liu Qu shouted happily, blushing with excitement, and the people in the field were also very happy. Obviously, for Handan Chun , they also like it very much.

Handan Chun looked at the crowd. Although he was old, his speech was clear and his voice was sonorous, and he had some ability in this area. He straightened his face and said seriously: "Just now, the old man saw a family selling melons. Others are watching around, and there is no one in the shop, and the old man is about to steal one, but before he can implement it, more than 30 embroidered clothes envoys rushed over and turned the old man to the front of Tingwei Pushe."

"The old man is so scared, he thought that my big man's official has reached the point where he can predict other people's crimes in advance!"

"Don't laugh, there are indeed many such officials in the big man. Many times, in order to stabilize the law and order, they directly predict that the local rangers will commit crimes and arrest them in advance to prevent future troubles. The current officials are getting more and more powerful. Some of them are incompetent, and even found a joke teller to preside over the grand ceremony. You said that a joke teller, Yu Gong, can preside over the funeral of that corrupt magistrate of Zhongmu County, what else can he do?"

Sitting on the high platform, Liu Qu laughed and laughed, his face suddenly froze, he waved hurriedly, Deng Ai quickly ran to his side, Liu Qu said coldly: "Go and check Zhongmu's County magistrate!! If he really made a mistake, he will be executed on the spot, and then Handan Chun will be invited to preside over his funeral!"

"Thank you."

"Also, check to see if any officials have arrested the ranger for no reason."

"Please!"

"Speaking of which, let me preside over this grand ceremony. Why is this? Your Majesty wants to have fun with the people. Your Majesty didn't let those great Confucians in beautiful clothes talk about the truth, but let me do it like this. Here is an old man, you have to thank the Son of Heaven for allowing you to listen to the old man's jokes for free. When the Son of Heaven just ascended the throne, the first thing he thought of was to make the people of the world smile. There is no one on the cantaloupe shop.”

"Hahahaha!"

Everyone laughed, clapped their hands, and sent away the master joker. Handan Chun had a serious face, but he always said some inconspicuous words seriously. After he walked off the stage slowly, the grand ceremony still did not continue, and after a while On that day, everyone had had enough laughing. Suddenly, a burst of heroic drums sounded, and the soldiers beat the big Han war drums frantically. The rumbling sounded like thunder, resounding in everyone's hearts. At that moment, everyone was almost crazy ! ! !

"Long live the big man!!!", everyone could see clearly, at that moment, the emperor of the big man was holding a long sword, stepped on the guardrail of the observation deck, pointed the sword into the distance, and shouted, at that moment, everyone He yelled frantically, "Long live the big man!! Long live the big man!!", everyone's faces turned crimson, their eyes were bloodshot, and so did Liu Qu! !
The sound of the war drums stopped immediately, and then the drums of the Northern Army sounded! !
(End of this chapter)