Flying Edge accidentally knocked down the witch

Chapter 14 This is Our Baby
Wow, is it so scary to offend a practitioner?
Cow, cow!

Yun Yi looked at the back of the spirit sponge boy who was running wildly, and praised him, then lowered his head and took a sip of the milk cap:
"What did you do to him?"

Chen Shu shrugged:

"It's just disturbing his spirit, and it won't do him any harm. Within an hour, he will think that he is a certain yellow sponge living in a pineapple house on the beach in Beechburg..."

Yun Yi looked at Chen Shun with a little wariness:

"If you use this kind of Taoism on me in the future, I will bite you to death! I... I will use black magic to turn you into a turtle!"

Of course, it was impossible for Chen Shun to know how Yun Yi could use this kind of Taoism.

"Don't worry, I won't use this kind of Taoism on people I know."

"By the way, Yun... Mrs. Witch, what happened to Xiao Di today?"

When Yun Yi heard Chen Shun mention Xiao Di, he became discouraged.

"You also said that Xiao Di took a picture of us sitting and eating together."

"What's so strange about that, why don't we have a meal together?"

"But she just took the picture of me serving you food..."

"It's just a misunderstanding, why don't you explain it to her tomorrow?"

Yun Yi thought about Xiao Di's psychological changes when he saw Chen Shun inviting him to go home together, and felt tired for a while.

"I don't think I can explain it clearly..."

Chen Shun didn't think it was a difficult task, so he went home tomorrow and called Xiao Di together, invited her to drink milk tea, and explained clearly by the way.

"You call Xiao Di together tomorrow, and I'll explain to her."

"Row……"

The two of them sucked their milk tea, huffing and puffing, then picked it up in unison, looked at it, and shook it.

Gone.

Chen Shun smacked his mouth with insatiable desire.

"Yun... Mrs. Witch, can you throw it for me?"

Yun Yi handed over the empty milk tea cup.

"Well, thank you."

……

"Here we are. See you tomorrow. I'll call Xiaodi tomorrow afternoon."

"Well, see you tomorrow."

"By the way, there are six cups of milk tea, remember."

"Understood, Mrs. Witch!"

……

After school the next day, Yun Yi invited Xiao Di.

However, Xiao Di's mind is full of classic scenes of Li Xunhuan.

She also doesn't know why Yiyi has a habit of sharing her boyfriend with others, it's too weird!

Under the setting sun, Chen Shun hugged Yiyi, and the two of them were talking ambiguously. At this moment, he suddenly jumped out from the side and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't come at the right time..."

Then Chen Shun smiled and said to himself: "No, you came at the right time."

Then he hugged himself in his arms, and he and Yiyi pressed against Chen Shun's chest...

"what……"

Xiao Di covered his face, his face was steaming like boiling water.

Although Chen Shun in her impression is a very unreliable, active person who is whimsical and whimsical every day, he is not similar to Li Xunhuan.

But what he resembles Li Xun Huan the most is that they are both fucking handsome!

Although Xiao Di has no feelings for Chen Shun, Xiao Di can't guarantee that he can stand this kind of scene.

"Ah...I'm sorry Yiyi, I'm short, and my chest...is small, I'm really not suitable...you can play with Li Mei..."

Yun Yi's face darkened, and he almost wanted to use magic to enter the spiritual world of this little lolita to see what this filthy girl was thinking about!
"You think too much, we just want to explain to you..."

"Explain what? I don't know anything...and I don't want to know anything...I won't tell others about your XP..."

"Xiao Di! I'm angry!"

Xiao Di opened his fingers slightly, saw Yiyi in front of him staring at him with a stern face and slightly frowning, so he responded weakly.

"Understood Yiyi, why don't I go..."

"Hey……"

Yun Yi held his forehead and sighed.

……

……

"So, the three of you are also a couple?"

The clerk of the milk tea shop looked at the three people in front of her with her hips on her hips and brows bristling.

Chen Shun touched Xiao Di's head, which was almost not as high as the counter, and asked tentatively:
"Sister, have you ever thought that the three of us may actually be a family of three?"

Chen Shun pointed to himself: "I am Dad."

Then he pointed to Yun Yi who raised his head and chest: "She is mother."

Finally, he crossed Xiao Di's armpit and lifted Xiao Di up.

"This is our baby."

Xiao Di also yelled in unison: "Hello, Auntie!"

Aunt? ? ?

The young lady's chest heaved violently angrily, she clenched her teeth tightly, and finally put on a "kind" smile and looked at Chen Shun.

"...Brother, since you call me sister, guess how old my sister is?"

Chen Shun said badly, and continued to test on the verge of death:

"My sister is so young. I think she should be less than 35 years old, right? As a younger brother, I am in my 30s and have a ten-year-old child. Isn't it reasonable?"

"What? 35...?"

The young lady almost couldn't bring it up in one breath.

Chen Shun looked at the young lady who almost crawled out of the counter with her legs, and quickly apologized.

"Sister, sister, I think you are the only one! I wish my sister forever!!"

Only then did the young lady climb out of the counter without risking her skirt torn.

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and order! You won't even get a discount for a cup!!"

Yun Yi thought for a while, and tried to continue to hold Chen Shun's arm and twist Chen Shun's waist.

"Sister, we are really a couple, do you think we can get a discount for a drink?"

Then he nodded Xiao Di's head.

"This guy is a third party who came to seduce my boyfriend."

Xiao Di:? ? ?
It's fine to let yourself be a daughter, but now you want to be a mistress?
What is the temptation of a milk tea shop?
However, the lady clerk no longer believed in the nonsense of the three people in front of her, and only spit out a dirty word with a dark face for a long time.

"roll……"

In the end, Chen Shun could only order three cups of milk tea at the original price of 36 yuan.

A cup of five-cent sugar lightly iced panda milk cap.

Two cups of pudding milk tea with whole sugar and light ice.

"You two, do you have a sweet tooth?"

Chen Shun and Xiao Di nodded.

Seeing Chen Shun and Xiao Di showing expressions of enjoyment, Yun Yi took a sip of the milk cap and suddenly felt that the milk tea in his hand was no longer fragrant.

Chen Shun and Xiao Di have different reasons for their sweet tooth.

Chen Shun simply likes sweets, and supplements enough sugar to supply the body.

Kill two birds with one stone.

Xiao Di is because she heard that eating too much sweets will make her fat, and she hopes that she can gain more flesh.

At least at least, where the meat should grow, grow a little longer.

However, things turned out to be contrary to expectations. Xiao Di, who was almost an adult, stood on the ground, and his chest was almost perfectly perpendicular to the ground.

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