Flying Edge accidentally knocked down the witch

Chapter 156

"How about we walk?"

Yun Yi was holding the helmet, even though Chen Shun was urging her, she still hesitated.

I always feel that I am the same as the innocent little sister who was fooled into the back seat by the will-o'-the-wisp boy.

"you!"

Chen Shun stretched out his hand and pushed up the reflective mask with a serious expression.

"Don't dislike this sword fairy's mount!"

Yun Yi was furious, and stepped forward to pinch Chen Shun's finger that was about to point at him.

"Don't point at me, it's impolite!" She snapped Chen Shun's fingers.

"Oh, get in the car quickly." Chen Shun patted the back seat, signaling Yun Yi to come up quickly.

It's just this action that makes Yun Yi always want to be crooked.

"What kind of mount is it? You used to dislike eDonkey for being slow, but now you're so intimate?"

Yun Yi put the helmet on his head, and supported Chen Shun's back to step on his eDonkey.

"I asked my dad to add a psychic engine, which can use my psychic power to accelerate, which is different from those turtles climbing on electric donkeys outside!" Chen Shun was quite proud.

"I'm going to report you..."

"Then I won't carry you, you go down!"

"I do not!"

Yun Yi clasped his legs and hugged his arms, and his whole body was tightly attached to Chen Shun's back.

Just when he wanted to put his face close to Chen Shun, he knocked on Chen Shun's shoulder blade because he was wearing a helmet.

Brains buzzing.

"Ah! Why did you buy such a big helmet!"

Wearing this helmet and sitting on Chen Shun's eDonkey, she felt like Celty.

"Why are you always such a tiger?"

"Should I take off the helmet?"

"Then don't let it go on the road, next time I'll get you someone who shows up."

Chen Shun twisted the handle, and the eDonkey rushed out of the community at an extremely unreasonable speed.

"Slow down! Slow down!" Yun Yi hugged Chen Shun tightly, the speed was so fast that she was afraid.

Not so afraid on the flying sword.

"No psionic power allowed!"

"All right……"

Chen Shun turned off the aura output, and the speed of the eMule suddenly became leisurely.

Yun Yi had to admit that after experiencing the high-speed stimulating experience just now, she was a little disgusted by the sudden slowdown.

After all, she can even stand up straight without hugging Chen Shun's waist.

Chen Shun naturally felt the power around his waist suddenly disappear.

He was a little unhappy.

Quietly accelerated a little.

Sure enough, Yun Yi's hands came up again, and even the soft body of the little witch stuck to his back.

The soft part, which is not considered plump, is being squeezed and deformed.

"You're enough! I'm going to be angry!" Yun Yi put the helmet on Chen Shun's back and kept spinning.

"Then don't let go."

"If it's not loose, it's not loose, you go on the road at a normal speed!"

"it is good."

Yun Yi in the helmet muttered, complaining about Chen Shun, and now he was always looking for various reasons and ways to let him give him some benefits.

"Is it true that all boys are like this? I love watching pictures, love these physical contact..."

Of course Yun Yi also admits that besides not looking at the pictures, she also likes what Chen Shun likes.

But since Chen Shun said it, Yun Yi listened to him, and gently wrapped his arms around his waist.

Chen Shun was satisfied, and even took the initiative to slow down a little more.

"Why did you come out today wearing the clothes I gave you earlier?"

"Your own clothes must be familiar to you. If there are many people on the street, wouldn't you be able to see me at a glance?"

"If you don't wear this dress, I can see you at a glance." Chen Shun said calmly.

He was not deliberately saying something embarrassing to flirt with Yunyi, but the fact.

He has a pair of fairy eyes that have been tempered and refined.

Even though Yun Yi was already getting used to Chen Shun's occasional and unexpectedly provocative words, he still couldn't help scolding Chen Shun in the helmet.

squeak!
Suddenly Chen Shun made a sudden stop.

Because Chen Shun's speed was not considered fast, Yun Yi's arms were only lightly resting on Chen Shun's waist, occasionally sneaking into his clothes to mop up, without using much force.

With this sudden stop, Yun Yi slid forward directly from the back seat.

With a bang, Yun Yi's helmeted head hit Chen Shun's back again.

Even the entire chest was squeezed tightly against his back.

But it seems that Chen Shun didn't notice this at the moment.

"What's wrong?" She pushed on the windshield goggles and looked around.

"Ouch..."

Soon, Yun Yi noticed a scruffy middle-aged man lying in front of him not far away.

He clutched his chest and slowly moved left and right on the ground, howling incessantly.

The look on his face was extremely painful.

"Help... I killed someone!"

The middle-aged man secretly opened one eye and looked at the eDonkey he had chosen as his target.

Because Chen Shun hadn't taken off his helmet yet, he could only see Yun Yi's pretty immature face.

"It seems that they are two young couples who have just grown up? This order is stable!" He was overjoyed, and immediately prepared to use his exclusive skills.

The art of touching porcelain!

'Oh...I'm going to die, I'm so miserable...'

He lay on the ground and wailed, but his voice was quite loud. For a while, people around him cast curious glances.

Seeing this, Yun Yi's heart trembled suddenly.

Hit someone?

This idea just appeared, and was immediately dismissed by Yun Yi.

She believed in Chen Shun unconditionally. With his cultivation base and justice value, the possibility of him knocking someone down and still not making a move is zero.

Touch porcelain?

Thinking of this, Yun Yi's face also became ugly.

It is the most troublesome thing to be entangled in things like touching porcelain.

She noticed that the vicinity happened to be a blind spot that even the surveillance cameras couldn't take pictures of, so there was no direct evidence to prove that this man touched porcelain for the time being.

Obviously, he is a professional touch porcelain.

Yun Yi worriedly tugged on Chen Shun's cuff.

Chen Shun turned his head and saw Yun Yi's cute face that was happy and ready to go on a date, but now he was full of sadness, and his breath couldn't help but churn.

Yun Yi glanced at the man who was still rolling on the ground.

Yun Yi: What's the situation?Touch porcelain?

Chen Shu nodded.

He stretched out his index finger, put Yun Yi's helmet on, and poked Yun Yi's forehead.

Immediately, he lightly tapped his index finger, and knocked off Yun Yi's goggles with a snap.

"It's okay, just leave it to me."

"En~" Yun Yi obediently responded, and put on the helmet.

Because the helmets and goggles that Chen Shun bought are all the kind with light-emitting film. After knocking on them, others can't see clearly the appearance of the people inside.

Obviously he didn't want Yun Yi to show up.

After all, no one knows whether there are malicious people around who are shooting with malicious purposes.

Chen Shun parked the car on the side of the road, got out of the car and walked straight to the man on the ground who was still pretending to be miserable.

"Hey...you goddamn here at last! You broke me, you can't run away!"

Seeing Chen Shun approaching, he opened his voice, immediately propped up his upper body, and pointed at Chen Shun.

His loud voice immediately attracted the passers-by around him.

Some residents here recognized the porcelain toucher at a glance.

But these people all looked at Chen Shun jokingly, looking at this matter with the mentality of eating melons.

It's not that they don't have a sense of justice. On the contrary, they have even exposed this person several times before.

This time, it was only because of Chen Shun's car, as well as his helmet and clothes.

The electric donkey painted in weird colors and the exaggerated motorcycle helmet made these people define Chen Shun as a "wisp boy".

Both parties are groups that give people a very bad impression, so naturally no one will come out to uphold justice.

Chen Shun was not disappointed either, this was his Los Angeles, and he knew the nature of the people in Los Angeles.

"Look at this young man, he's so flamboyant, he doesn't look like a good guy!"

"That's right, I see that big brother is howling miserable, don't really get knocked down this time!"

"Let's just watch the dog bite the dog, it's not a good thing anyway..."

"..."

The people around were talking about it, and they didn't mean to intervene in this matter at all.

Chen Shun took off his helmet, revealing his handsome face.

For a while, many female passers-by were ready to turn against each other. Of course, there were also some more rational spectators who lamented the good skin of this young man, but he chose to be a ghost boy, which is really regrettable...

"Okay, stop pretending, you're not hurt at all." Chen Shun said coldly.

He could tell at a glance that the man who fell to the ground had no physical injuries at all.

On the contrary, he has a big belly, obviously living a very moist life.

"You goddamn brat, don't have a conscience, ouch... I'll just die!"

The eldest brother simply lay down on the ground, so he never got up again.

For some unknown reason, he was really deceived by his superb acting skills, and poked Chen Shun straight in the spine.

Chen Shun's state of mind was calm, thinking about how to break the situation.

In fact, there are many ways he can choose, such as using some Taoism that works on the soul of the person, and let him confess his crimes.

It's just that this kind of Taoism usually causes irreversible damage to the soul of ordinary people.

Although this person is hateful, since he is a resident of his dojo, he still doesn't break his principles.

"I didn't bump into him just now. There should be surveillance nearby, right? Let's check the surveillance." Chen Shun chose to solve it in a mortal way.

"Young man, Mama sees that you don't look like a ruffian. Let me remind you, this place cannot be captured by surveillance! This kind of person is very difficult to deal with, but if you give him a thousand or eight hundred dollars, he will be able to leave..."

A kind aunt stepped forward to remind Chen Shun.

Chen Shun thanked her, but rejected the aunt's proposal.

If you give money, isn't that just indulging the wind of touching porcelain?

Only more people will suffer in the future.

"Hey, hey, you old bastard, don't talk nonsense? Who said I'm a fake? I'll tell you boy! You either send me to the hospital for a check-up today, or don't even think about leaving!"

When the middle-aged man heard someone hinting at his identity, he pointed at Chen Shun anxiously and cursed.

"Hehe, that aunt just didn't say that you are from Pengci. Why are you so eager to deny it?" Chen Shun sneered, arms crossed, eyes full of sarcasm.

"That's right, the wolf's tail leaked out, right?" The aunt hurriedly poohed a few times, and followed Chen Shun to chime in.

The onlookers were not stupid, they probably understood the truth, and gradually sided with Chen Shun.

Seeing that the wind was becoming more and more unfavorable to him, the man's expression changed, and he immediately started to play tricks.

"Don't talk nonsense, this bastard hit me!"

"If you don't believe me, let me recall it for you..."

He stood up with difficulty, pretended to be limping, ran to Chen Shun's eDonkey, hit his head on the headlight, and then fell to the ground.

When the people around realized that they were only behind him, he secretly took out something from his arms.

When he fell to the ground, he took the opportunity to stick it on his head and side chest.

When he stood up again, he pretended to be extremely angry and ran back, squeezed out the blood bag, and showed the wound he had carefully drawn in advance.

"This person...does he think I'm blind?" Yun Yi was speechless.

She is still sitting upright on Chen Shun's little electric donkey!

When this guy rushed over, he even startled himself, not knowing what he was going to do.

Is this what he's doing?
Yun Yi got out of the car, ran to Chen Shun, took off his helmet, and whispered a few words in his ear.

Chen Shun nodded, but there was some complaint in his eyes.

"Why are you taking off your helmet?"

"Let's take care of things together, I'm not the kind of girl who needs to hide behind your back!"

"I actually know all about his little moves."

Chen Shun signaled Yun Yi to be at ease.

He wanted to choose a way that would not affect their date, and solve this difficult guy as soon as possible.

Or just use spells to deal with him?Anyway, Chen Shun felt that his city of Los Angeles didn't need this kind of social dregs.

He glanced at the middle-aged man, who immediately felt a chill.

A cold feeling immediately surged from the feet to the Tianling Gai.

That kind of physical sensation is like facing a sharp sword pointed at the center of one's eyebrows.

He didn't know what Chen Shun and Yun Yi were discussing, so he started yelling:

"What are you discussing, are you going to throw me here and run away?"

"Are you still human? Have no conscience? Everyone look at me, I'm bleeding!"

When he lifted his clothes, there was a large bruise oozing blood.

Seeing that this person was so shameless, Yun Yi's eyes turned cold.

The formulas in Chen Shun's hands are all pinched, as long as the aura surges, this guy will be hit by the spell and start to confess his crimes.

"and many more……"

Chen Shun suddenly had a flash of inspiration and thought of something.

It was the potion that Yun Yi had used on him.

That thing, after using it, will only tell the truth in my heart, and will no longer deceive and lie.

And, the side effect is just a headache.

"Yunyi!" His eyes flashed with eagerness, and he quickly called softly.

"What's wrong? Have you figured out a solution?" Yun Yi covered her mouth and asked in a low voice.

"There is a way."

"any solution?"

"Do you still remember what you used to trick me into confessing?"

"What is cheating!? At that time, the effect of the potion has passed, and you are obviously... the potion!?"

Yun Yi suddenly realized.

Then immediately wrinkled his face.

"The potion is at my house, I didn't bring it with me."

There was still half a bottle of that potion left, which was more than enough for an ordinary person to use.

"It's okay, just tell me where it is, and I'll let Fei Jian go incognito to fetch it."

"In the drawer of the bedside table in my room."

Chen Shun replaced the magic formula in his hand with a sword formula, and Fei Jian immediately flew out invisibly and flew towards Yun Yi's house.

Feijian's speed was extremely fast, at full speed, he arrived at Yun Yi's home in just a few breaths.

Fei Jian easily slipped into Yun Yi's room.

Chen Shun, who had obtained Feijian's shared vision, immediately saw the few pieces of underwear that Yun Yi had replaced and were still thrown on the bed.

He quickly controlled Feijian to turn around, and moved backwards to the drawer in Yunyi's room.

Open the drawer, besides the bottle of potion and some hair ties, glasses case and other sundries, there is also an exquisite small box.

Chen Shun could use Feijian to feel the aura of his own talisman inside the small box.

"This witch, is she hiding so well?"

The corner of Chen Shun's mouth raised slightly, he rolled up a small spray in the shape of the flying sword's fairy rope, and returned quickly.

"Look, I got it!"

With a flip of his wrist, the familiar spray appeared in front of Yun Yi.

It brought back many sweet memories of Yunyi.

The middle-aged man who touched porcelain was still exaggerating, and vividly made up a tragic car accident story.

Chen Shun sneaked over and sprayed him on the face at a speed that ordinary people's naked eyes could not catch.

After that, the faces of the passers-by around him gradually changed when they heard the story he narrated.

"Good guy, I'm just rushing home to meet my granddaughter. I'm in a hurry, so I don't pay much attention to the road."

"Who knew, the damned brat suddenly rushed out from the intersection over there on his bike!"

"I'm in a hurry, and I'm afraid. His speed is so fast, I'm too scared to move, but this little bastard doesn't slow down at all, so he slaps me in the face..."

"Look, what's going on with me... I'm so miserable..." The middle-aged man squeezed his tears in grief.

Suddenly he felt something get into his nasal cavity, and he shrugged his rosacea.

"You guys also saw what happened later. I pretended to be knocked down by him and lay on the ground."

"I'll howl, as loud as I can, it's best to call you all over, so that I can act more realistically..."

The faces of the people around changed.

Some people have even started to cover their mouths and snicker, took out their mobile phones and started filming this interesting scene.

And the middle-aged man's mind was running crazily, trying to fill in the details of the story of himself being knocked down by Chen Shun, so that he could really convince these idiots in front of him.

The CPU carried by his brain was already overloaded, and he was not at all like the crowd around him, and he didn't realize what he was talking or writing at all.

"I know, I have to rely on you to subdue this little bastard, and to cheat money."

"After completing one order in the morning and another in the afternoon, my task for today is completed!"

"But I didn't think so, this little bastard is still stubborn, I have no choice but to pretend to be injured."

"No, look, the blood is actually the chicken blood I bought at the vegetable market early in the morning."

The middle-aged man showed the blood from his wound.

As everyone knows, all of this has been photographed by someone with a heart.

"His car was also carefully selected by me. Young people like them are the best to lie to!"

"However, if I want to cheat money, I will always borrow the hands of you idiots..."

Hearing this guy call himself a "fool", the crowd was outraged.

"Okay, so you are a professional pottery maker, you are here to cheat people, right?"

"I just said that I saw you idle and sneaky before, so I thought you would do such a heartless thing!"

"I've already recorded everything you said, and it will be passed on to Douyin later, you just wait to be famous!"

A young guy is laughing and holding up his mobile phone to take a video.

The middle-aged man didn't turn the corner for a while, and scratched his head honestly.

"Chuan Douyin is good, this is good, let everyone see the face of this little bastard!" He widened his eyes, and quickly pointed at Chen Shun, motioning for the person who took the video to look at Chen Shun's face. Also shoot in.

"Still filming him? You should go to detention for a few days first."

"That's right, arrest him! Otherwise, one day we'll be on our heads!"

"Grab it! Grab it!"

The passers-by around glared at him one after another, and he finally came to his senses.

"Why are you arresting me? I'm just a fluff."

The middle-aged man slowly opened his mouth, and then slapped himself a few times vigorously, and red marks appeared on his greasy face.

"Don't catch me, I've only touched porcelain for four or five years, it hasn't been long!"

"Fuck his grandfather, what's the matter with my mouth?" He slapped the other side of his face a few more times.

His face turned blue and red, his eyes dodged, and he was about to run away.

Chen Shun picked up the helmet, put it on Yun Yi's head with a bang, and put on the helmet himself.

With a flick of the finger, a jet of air immediately shot at the feet of the middle-aged man who was trying to escape.

"Oh, hello..." He fell and ate shit.

"Ouch... Ouch... I really hurt this time!" He wailed, but no one believed him anymore.

Someone has called the police, and the rest of the well-meaning crowd surrounded him to prevent him from escaping.

……

As for the protagonist Chen Shun who is at the center of the incident, he and Yun Yi have returned to the eDonkey and sneaked away.

Yun Yi's small hands moved restlessly in Chen Shun's abdomen, expressing the little witch's displeasure.

"That guy, you wasted our precious dating time!" Chen Shun angrily.

"This kind of people who touch porcelain is really annoying! Next time, let's come out by flying sword or my broom, so that no one touches porcelain." Yun Yi complained.

The first day I rode an eDonkey with Chen Shun, I ran into a professional Pingci, which made Yun Yi miss the flying sword and broom.

After all, there was no one else flying in the sky except herself and Chen Shun.

When Chen Shun heard this, he couldn't help laughing.

"What are you laughing at, my mood was spoiled by him." Yun Yi touched Chen Shun's abdominal muscles irritably.

Or this can heal her mood more.

"Who said Feijian won't be touched by anyone?"

"Is there anyone else who touches Feijian?"

"Of course there is. There will be a witch who only wears a black witch costume to touch porcelain, and I was touched by a witch and became her boyfriend."

A witch fell from the sky that day, Chen Shun never imagined that one day that witch would become his girlfriend.

He was so jealous of this witch.

"Well……"

The little witch's face hidden in the helmet bit her lip shyly, but the corners of her mouth raised involuntarily.

It seems that Chen Shun really said so.

"Just one sentence made the witch feel better. As expected of you, my Shun." She stretched out her arm from Chen Shun's armpit and gave him a big thumbs up.

"Of course, the guy who affects your mood, I won't let him go so easily."

Chen Shun's voice sounded a bit black-bellied.

"What are you going to do?" Yun Yi asked suspiciously. It was not a good thing to be followed by Chen Shun. The young master in the KTV before was probably scared to death by Chen Shun.

"I want to treat the person in the same way as the person."

"Are you going to touch him too? Your acting skills...maybe..." Yun Yi remained skeptical of Chen Shun's acting skills.

The person who asked him to play Pengci probably revealed his secrets from the beginning.

"Of course it's not me. I've already left a mark on him. When the time comes, I'm going to make a paper puppet and put it in front of him when he goes out. As for the face of the paper puppet, you can design it for me. Are you pretending to be a ghost? Are you skillful in acting? You can draw as scary as you want!"

"Then let him think that he really killed someone?"

"Yeah, not only that, but I also want the paper figurine to entrust him with a dream, and ask him every night, "Did you hit me?" ", he will definitely not dare to go out to touch porcelain in the future, don't you believe it?"

"You... are too bad! But I like it."

Yun Yi laughed silly, and tried to put his head on Chen Shun's back.

There was another bang, and I was dizzy.

She hated the helmet Chen Shun bought more and more.

"But this time, thanks to your potion, otherwise he would have wasted too much time, or he would have to use spells to make him demented."

Dating time is very precious, and under consideration, Chen Shun will most likely choose to save time.

"Hey, my potion has made great achievements several times." Yun Yi straightened his back very proudly, and his chest was pressed against Chen Shun's back again.

It was because of his potion that Chen Shun had the courage to confess to himself.

Didn't expect it to have such an effect this time?
It's not too much to give it an award.

"Yeah, it's really nice to have a witch as your girlfriend." Chen Shun deeply agreed.

　Daily thanks to the leader who lost his dream for the reward...

　　During this period of time, I will have more codes!

　　So can I get a monthly ticket for Qiu Qiu?
　　
　
(End of this chapter)