Flying Edge accidentally knocked down the witch

Chapter 208 Who wants to have a baby with you!

"It's a pity, I didn't come out in a skirt today..." Li Mei, who was hiding behind Xiao Bai, sighed.

"Why is it a pity not to wear a skirt?" Xiao Bai asked curiously.

"Because if you wear a skirt, the scenery you see will be different." She explained with a slightly red face.

I don't know if Xiaobai understands the connotation.

Judging by his puzzled look, he probably doesn't understand.

But it’s good not knowing.

The evil wind showed no sign of stopping. The old wooden boat was pushed by the waves and bumped into the marble river bank from time to time.

The regular crashing sound is accompanied by the rustling of fallen leaves, which smells like autumn.

Taking out a small rubber band from his pocket, Yun Yi pulled up his messy long hair and simply tied it into a low ponytail.

She tightened the clothes on her body, and suddenly remembered something.

"Chen Shun! Come on, let's go!"

"Go? Where?"

"go to school!"

She held Chen Shun's wrist involuntarily, and dragged him to the road.

Xiao Di followed trot for a few steps, because he couldn't catch up with his short legs, so he could only shout at the top of his voice:

"Yiyi, what are you two doing?"

"Let's go to school to pick up Fat Tiger!" Yun Yi waved his hands.

If it is calculated according to the season, it is almost the time of Xiaoxue, and winter is just a blink of an eye.

Thinking that Fat Tiger was still freezing in that simple den at school, Yun Yi felt that it was time to take Fat Tiger home.

After getting along with each other in the past few months, Fat Tiger has completely let go of his guard.

It's the weekend now, there is probably no one in the school, only the uncle who is the gatekeeper is there.

Not to mention that Chen Shun and the doorman are very familiar, even if they are not allowed to enter, they can still bring Fat Tiger out without anyone noticing.

"Run slower! Fat Tiger can't run!"

It is almost into a ball, and it is estimated that it will not be able to run fast even if it wants to run.

"Of course we have to hurry up, it's already afternoon, and the pet hospital will be closed!" the little witch said anxiously.

"Then find a place where there is no one, let's go by flying sword?"

"Okay!" She responded immediately.

Speaking of which, it seems like it's been a long time since I sat on the flying sword with Chen Shun.

Originally, it was his flying sword that was greedy, but for some reason, he became greedy for him.

Yun Yi turned wildly, and led Chen Shun to a remote corner.

She knew that Chen Shun's flying sword was usually hung around his neck, and she reached out to take it out on her own.

Picking and digging, he touched his collarbone by the way.

"Hey hey hey..."

"Aren't you going to pick up Fat Tiger?" Chen Shun was speechless.

"Yeah, then make it bigger."

The little witch took off the small sword-shaped pendant and held it in her hand.

"If you say let it grow bigger, it will grow bigger. Doesn't it make me feel very shameless?"

"What should I do?"

Yun Yi gave Chen Shun a displeased look, and twisted Pan Xiaojian.

"No matter how hard you pan it, it won't grow bigger."

"Oh... I thought this flying sword followed the owner."

She smiled, and there was a hint of seductiveness in her eyes.

"Then you teach me how to make the flying sword bigger?"

"I suspect you are driving, but I have no proof."

"Only people whose minds are full of abstinence will think that I am driving!" The little witch put her hands on her hips, confidently.jpg
"Yeah, you're shy."

The little witch blushed.

She actually planted it twice in the same place.

Chen Shun nodded in agreement, and with a pinch of the formula, the flying sword hovered in the air, changing into a normal long sword size.

With a leap, Chen Shun stepped on the sword of Feijian steadily, and then stretched out his palm towards Yunyi.

He motioned for her to hold his hand and pulled her up by himself.

But Yun Yi looked at the narrow sword body, there was not much room left for his feet, and a trace of doubt flashed in his eyes.

But she didn't think much, and put her little hand into Chen Shun's, and stepped on the flying sword.

As soon as the invisibility technique was activated, the flying sword pierced through the air.

Yun Yi stepped on the flying sword crookedly, trying to maintain his balance.

She knew that Chen Shun must have made the flying sword so thin on purpose!

In order not to let herself fall off the flying sword, she could only tightly wrap her arms around Chen Shun's chest from behind, not daring to let go.

"You did it on purpose?"

"What are you talking about? I can't hear you!" Chen Shun said loudly, and began to play dumb.

The wind was howling, but he really didn't hear the little witch's whisper behind him.

In order to appease the little witch's resentment, he could only touch the dexterous little hand that was enduring the restless movement.

……

"Next time you get bigger, wouldn't it be nice for us to sit on the tip of the sword and look at the scenery?" Yun Yi jumped off the flying sword and danced to describe the imaginary picture: "It's just like the one in the TV series. Same."

"Next time!" Chen Shun responded casually.

The two walked out of the corner corner and walked towards the deserted school gate.

The uncle guard was dozing off in the guard room, and when he heard someone knocking on the window, he opened his eyes in a daze.

"Do what?"

"Uncle Zhang, we went to school to catch cats." Chen Shun gestured at Fat Tiger's figure.

The doorman Lao Zhang thought about it carefully and nodded.

"You two fed that fat ball?"

"Yeah, it's not the weekend, I just picked it up for a vaccination and took it home to raise."

"Okay, go in, come out quickly, I'll wait for you for 10 minutes."

Lao Zhang opened the retractable door and let Chen Shun and Yun Yi in.

The two found Fat Tiger who was sleeping in the den.

The head is still as small and cute as ever.

But when they saw the body, both of them froze.

Where did the pig come from?

The two reached out and touched its round belly.

"Why are you getting fatter..." Yun Yi complained.

It must be that Xiao Di secretly came to feed her too many times, but she always controls the food portion.

Yun Yi tried to hug Fat Tiger.

Some strenuous.

"Your posture is like holding a child."

"Bah, who wants to have a baby with you!" Yun Yi spat and rubbed Fat Tiger's chin.

"???"

Chen Shun had a question mark all over his head, why did he suddenly become about to have a baby?
"I forgot to buy a cat bag, it's too tiring to hold it like this..." Yun Yi stretched his body, and hugged the fat tiger that was gradually sinking into his arms.

Her delicate arms really couldn't hold a fat tiger weighing about ten pounds.

As soon as it was hugged, its body flowed away from the gap like a puddle of water.

Yun Yi simply stuffed the fat tiger into Chen Shun's arms, and said with ease:

"I brought you the baby."

Chen Shun grabbed Fat Tiger's neck with one hand, raised it in front of him, and looked at Fat Tiger with innocent eyes.

"You should lose weight."

He imitated Yun Yi's posture and tried to hug Fat Tiger.

But the action looks funny no matter how you look at it.

Yun Yi laughed at him for a long time.

Maybe girls are naturally more gifted for this kind of posture?

At least in Chen Shun's view, Yun Yi's skilled way of hugging the fat tiger is clearly self-taught.

Being hugged by Chen Shun like that, Fat Tiger was also uncomfortable.

Meowed a few times, followed Chen Shun's clothes, and climbed onto his shoulders with difficulty.

The anatomy of a cat is truly elusive.

It can put four white gloves on Chen Shun's shoulders, and the whole body is lying on the stomach safely, looking like it is wearing a one-sided cat shawl.

When the two of them walked out of the school gate, the gatekeeper Lao Zhang was also amazed.

……

On the other side, Xiao Di tried to catch up with Yun Yi, but after a few steps, he had to give up.

She also wanted to see Fat Tiger.

However, the short legs couldn't catch up, so I had to give up.

She ran to Li Mei and Xiao Bai and told them where Chen Yun was.

The three of them watched the fallen leaves all over the park being blown by the wind and fell to the river again.

"Then what are we going to do next? Yiyi and the others take the cat for a physical examination and vaccination. It will probably take a long time."

"I can do whatever I want, I can do whatever I want." Xiao Di said that he was casual and listened to Li Mei.

Xiaobai is very Buddhist and can do anything.

"Why don't you go to Xiaobai's house to fight the landlord?" Li Mei suggested.

Xiaobai and Xiaodi have no objection.

Naturally, Xiaobai was the only one who didn't notice Li Mei's little Jiujiu.

……

……

In the pet hospital, the doctor is using equipment to perform B-ultrasound on Fat Tiger.

Feline plague, ear canal, parasites and other inspections have been completed.

Maybe it's because Fat Tiger is a stray cat on the high school campus, not the kind of stray cat that haunts the streets and alleys. The food and environment are relatively clean, so there is no physical problem.

"Aside from being a bit fat, your cat is in good health."

Yun Yi asked with concern about vaccines and deworming, and how to lose weight for Fat Tiger in the future.

The doctor was very patient and answered Yun Yi one by one.

Seeing her nervous look, she smiled and said:

"Don't be so nervous, orange cats are very healthy and rarely get sick."

"Okay, thank you doctor." Yun Yi nodded suspiciously.

Chen Shun, who stood aside the whole time, always felt a little strange.

It's like, accompanying my wife and taking the child to the hospital for an examination, but the child just got a small cold, and the wife asked all kinds of questions worriedly.

Holding the well-washed fat tiger pig in their arms, the two went to the pet store to buy cat bags, litter, food, toys and so on.

For this cat, cat, cat, and pig who is about to become a member of his family, Yun Yi is very concerned.

Of course, it was Chen Shun who carried these things afterwards.

"Shall we go back to my house or yours?" Yun Yi was carrying a cat bag, and the heavy fat tiger was yawning in the bag.

"What do you mean by that?" Chen Shun was alert.

Did the little witch speak like this because she already knew that her sister would not be at home for the next week?

"You're still pretending! My mother told me today that my sister is going out to sketch! She won't be home for a week!" The corners of her mouth raised involuntarily.

This week, I can play cats with Chen Shun!

"Go to your house, my house is too deserted." Chen Shun thought for a while, and thought it would be better to stay at Yun Yi's house.

The little witch who nodded her head in agreement was actually still muttering in her heart: Take me home, wouldn't it be deserted to raise me with Fat Tiger?
In my own home, there is a big mountain called my sister above my head.

My sister doesn't seem to be very interested in cats, so she shouldn't throw Fat Tiger out when she brings it home?

Last time I asked my sister, she agreed.

Fat Tiger won't pluck his sister's hair.

The two were going back to Yun Yi's house.

Although it seems to have forgotten something, since it can be forgotten, it means that it is not important.

……

In Xiaobai's apartment, Xiaodi was sitting cross-legged on the sofa, secretly exerting strength with his little hand holding the poker cards.

The playing cards were slightly deformed by Xiao Di.

"One to three." She squeezed out the words between her clenched teeth.

"Wang Bo." Li Mei threw out the big and small Wang.

"Li! Mei! We are farmers! Xiaobai is the landlord!" Xiao Diteng stood up from the sofa and blamed Li Mei angrily.

"What age is it, and you still want to overthrow the landlord?" Li Mei spread her hands in disdain, explaining: "Get rich first and then get rich. As a landlord, Xiaobai will never forget you and me."

Xiao Di was so annoyed by Meimei's upright sophistry that she even got breasts.

"Meimei, your body of more than 100 kilograms, at least [-] kilograms is rebellious!" She gritted her teeth.

"Nonsense, there are at least ten catties of breasts." Li Mei said nothing, chatting nonsense with Xiao Di.

Xiaobai nestled weakly aside, trembling while clutching the only card left in his hand.

Although I am very grateful to classmate Li Mei for wanting to lift myself up, but looking at the card in his hand, Xiaobai knows that he must have sent this card.

"Student Xiaobai, you only have one card left?"

"Hmm..." Xiaobai nodded with a bitter face.

"A four." Li Mei dismantled the three fours in her hand and played the smallest one among all the cards.

"I have to... I'm sorry..."

Xiao Di and Li Mei were stunned at the same time.

The former was ecstatic.

"One two!"

"Pass."

"Sorry." Xiaobai smiled apologetically at Li Mei.

Xiao Di wiped away the cards in his hand, Li Mei had four cards left in his hand, and Xiao Bai had only one card in his hand.

She can win.

"Shunzi three four five six seven! Three with one! No more!"

She smiled very happily, as if she was the landlord.

Li Mei pounced on Xiaobai, pressing the sofa with one hand, and stretched out the other hand to grab the cards from Xiaobai's hand.

Her proud figure inevitably had some contact with Xiao Bai's body.

Xiaobai hurriedly handed the cards in his hand to Li Mei.

It happened to be the only three left.

"..."

"..."

"Brother Shun, why haven't they come back..." He coughed lightly and changed the subject.

"I guess I took the cat to get vaccinated." Li Mei gathered up the cards and shuffled them clumsily: "Come on, let's continue, just play with our own."

The smile on Xiao Di's face froze.

It turns out that fighting the landlord with Meimei is also an activity of going to jail like this?

Yiyi, come back soon, okay?
Five people, even playing mobile games five rows is fine!
……

Yun Yao crossed his hips, staring at the big cat-like thing on the table.

"What the hell is this?" She shrank back in fear.

"Cat." Yun Yi blinked.

"Are you sure it's not a pig?"

"This is a pig!" Yun Yi ran back to the room, took out the wild boar cub Chen Shun had given her, and smashed its nose into it with a punch.

Chen Shun frowned.

Yun Yao never believed that this ball-like thing was a cat.

It wasn't until Fat Tiger licked his legs and meowed a few times that she had to accept this fact.

"You want to raise such a thing at home?"

"Yeah, sister, it's very comfortable if you touch it." Yun Yi took her sister's hand and moved to Fat Hu's side.

Fat Tiger slumped on the table in cooperation, stretched his limbs vigorously and yawned.

"I don't want it, I don't touch it..." Yun Yao avoided it.

"What?"

"I don't know... But I always feel that I can't handle this pig... Oh no, this cat." Yun Yao said angrily.

Yun Yi looked at his sister who seemed to be a little afraid of Fat Tiger, and suddenly remembered something, and his expression froze for a moment.

Yun Yao never thought that her words seemed to have pierced Yun Yi's heart.

The younger sister's bright and sly eyes suddenly dimmed.

"Okay, okay... I'll just touch it."

With courage, Yun Yao leaned back vigorously, stretched his arms forward, and touched Fat Tiger's white gloves.

"No, sister, it's not like this... how could it be like this..." Yun Yi kept his head down and his voice was extremely soft.

　The plan is to explode on 5.15, and the current plan will be about 2W5 on that day, so let’s repay the debt owed to everyone~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)