Flying Edge accidentally knocked down the witch

Chapter 214 Don't Do Strange Things With My Photos!
I thought that life with cats should be about using cats as pillows and relying on inhalation every day, but now Yun Yi realizes that there is always such a big gap between ideal and reality.

If you want to sleep on the fat tiger, it will run away, and now you have to clean up its poop and butt.

Yun Yi picked up Fat Hu, opened a pack of wet tissues, and wrinkled his nose to wipe Fat Hu's ass.

"Why is the cat so cute, but still wants to poop?" she asked distressed.

If only it could learn to use the toilet.

Chen Shun gave her a blank look.

"You're so cute, why do you want to poop?"

"How do you know I'm cute?"

"???"

Why is her focus always in strange places.

And also very proud.

It seems that such a compliment can guarantee her a good mood for a day.

Because wet wipes are a brand new experience for Fat Tiger.

It doesn't know whether this behavior is harmful to itself.

Fat Tiger meowed, his fat but vigorous body broke away from Yun Yi's grasp and ran away.

"Chen Shun, grab it quickly!" the little witch said anxiously.

Before Chen Shun could leave, the fat tiger bumped into the cabinet with a bang.

Turned over, did not move.

When Yun Yi went over to pick it up, he hummed aggrieved twice and buried his head.

"Yun Yi, I always feel that Fat Tiger is not very smart."

"IQ is up to you." She said flatly without raising her head.

"It's up to you!"

Fat Tiger stopped moving and let Yun Yi play with him.

Looking at Fat Tiger's wise eyes, Chen Shun suddenly remembered a video he saw on the Internet before.

"I've heard that a cat that lifts the cat in the air and then releases it in turn, can't turn over and land on all fours, is not very smart, why don't you try it too?"

"Really? Then I'll try." Yun Yi was eager to try.

She hugged the cat to the sofa, gently supported its back, and lifted it to a position about half a meter away from the sofa.

Then he let go, and the cumbersome fat tiger slumped on the sofa.

Even the belly can vaguely see the layer of fleshy waves.

"After the identification, it's a silly cat." Yun Yi sighed.

It didn't even bother to stretch its paws.

"IQ is up to you."

"Bah, you lifted me up and threw me on the sofa. I must be on all fours... no, I'm on the ground with both hands and feet." She vowed.

And it must still be in the posture of throwing Chen Shun down.

I'd love to try it, but it's still too weird.

After all, only Xiao Di can be held in the air by someone who is lying flat, hugging his armpits.

She is small and light.

……

After only a few minutes of neglecting Fat Tiger, it ran to the aquarium again, scratching the glass wall of the aquarium with its white-gloved paws.

Surprise the puffer fish inside.

"It seems to want to eat puffer fish..." Yun Yi pulled Chen Shun to Fat Tiger's side.

The fat tiger looked at the fish, and the two of them looked at the cat.

"I actually want to eat fugu too." Chen Shun hinted softly.

"Isn't this thing poisonous? And I've been raising it for so long, so I'm not allowed to eat it!" Yun Yi didn't understand the meaning of Chen Shun's words immediately, and said with a straight face: "You and Fat Tiger are not allowed!"

Suddenly feel that something is not right?

There is only a 17% probability that Chen Shun secretly cooked and ate the puffer fish he raised. He should not do such a thing, right?

So the puffer fish he was talking about...

Reminiscing that Chen Shun has always liked to call himself a puffer fish spirit, Yun Yi suddenly realized.

"The fugu you mentioned...is too cute to eat." She said solemnly: "And it contains tetrodotoxin, and you will be poisoned if you take a bite."

"What happens if you get poisoned?"

"I will become a fool who only likes a certain witch in this life."

"Then I should have been poisoned."

"Sure, didn't you eat it very early..."

This is not a fatal poison, but a chronic poison.

The kind that lasts a lifetime.

In order to protect the puffer fish, she sealed the fish tank with magic power, and the provincial fat tiger secretly fished out the puffer fish and ate them while the two were not paying attention.

Raising cats is really hard work, Yun Yi deeply understands this.

But there are also many benefits.

For example, the two of them can tease cats in the house for half a day.

It won't feel boring, but it's much happier than two people playing black games and going to jail.

The disadvantages are also obvious. Originally, Yun Yi planned to go out with Chen Shun for a stroll in the afternoon, but he was afraid that something would happen to Fat Tiger at home with a cat.

Today is different from other days, it is Fat Tiger's first day at home, but he is not familiar with anything yet.

If they were left alone at home, by the time the two of them came back, they would have bumped into their heads full of bags.

"At noon, how about I make a meal for you?" Yun Yifu thought of a good idea.

My sister and Chen Shun have always cooked for me, and now let him try my own cooking.

Last time I learned how to make egg fried rice by myself, but it was all successful.

Delicious, but tasteless.

"Let me ask first, what will you do?"

"emmm egg fried rice?"

"anything else?"

"It seems... gone."

She rolled her eyes, imitating Fat Tiger's wise expression, and began to play dumb.

But Chen Shun thought about it and did not refuse.

After all, the little witch cooks for herself?But for the first time ever!
What fun?
Seeing that Chen Shun didn't have any objections, Yun Yi turned on his phone and went online to look up the tutorial on flipping egg fried rice again.

Take screenshots or save all those one-picture tutorials.

Although showing off his culinary skills in the hands of his "veteran", it feels like he is playing a big knife in front of Guan Gong.

But if he said something was not tasty, he would just say hello!Feed him too!
Even with your mouth.

"Look, how is this tutorial?"

She probably saved 3-4 tutorial pictures of fried rice with eggs, and the content is almost the same, after all, it’s just fried rice with eggs...

Chen Shun held Yun Yi's mobile phone and carefully looked at the tutorial written on it.

"Hmm... start the pot, heat the pot and heat the oil... almost, I'll look at the others."

Yun Yi couldn't wait any longer, since Chen Shun said there was nothing wrong with it, as long as he followed the steps in these tutorials, even if the food was not delicious, it would not be too difficult to swallow.

I ate a full bowl last time.

Chen Shun flipped back, and found that the tutorial pictures were not too different. He was about to flip back to see the first one, but turned over by accident.

The photo displayed on the screen made Chen Shun feel flustered.

"Hey, are you still taking pictures like this at home?"

Suddenly it was Yun Yi who got up early, with his clothes rolled up, showing his perfect mermaid line.

Although neither the top nor the bottom was photographed, for some reason, Chen Shun always felt that it was more sexy than not wearing it.

"What photo?" Yun Yi, who had forgotten about this incident, leaned over curiously.

In just a second, it was red from the back of the ear to the root of the neck.

"This... I, it's not..." She was in a hurry, dancing around, not knowing what to write.

"I said...I said it wasn't actually me, do you believe it?"

"I do not believe."

"Well, this is actually what I wanted to test in the morning that you didn't post it after you woke up, so I retracted it in half a minute..." She argued incoherently.

Why did you forget to delete it after posting it?
It’s okay if you send it by yourself, but through the screen, even if you feel shy, it will be fine in a while.

This was caught by Chen Shun on the spot, and he felt ashamed immediately.

Her toes hadn't had such a big job in days!
Picking the soles of shoes and the floor every day.

"So you used this to test the cadres!" Chen Shun reprimanded.

Yun Yi lowered his head in shame, and then quickly reached out to the mobile phone Chen Shun was holding.

But how could her movements be faster than Jianxiu?

Changing the phone to the other hand, Chen Shun looked at the little witch who wanted to snatch the "evidence" speechlessly.

"It's a showdown. The cadres like it very much. Don't withdraw it next time. Come in more."

Opened the little witch's WeChat, clicked on the top chat [Family of the Night], and Chen Shun sent this cute belly button to himself.

And Yun Yi could only watch him operate.

"Then I won't cook for you!" she threatened.

"Is there such a good thing?" Chen Shun was pleasantly surprised.

"???" The little witch asked in black.

Chen Shun is going too far!

"Then I won't cook for you! Do it yourself!" She angrily snatched back her mobile phone, and pushed Chen Shun into the kitchen.

Helping him put on the apron with his own hands, Yun Yi raised his eyebrows and solemnly warned:
"Tonight, when you're sleeping in the guest room, don't secretly do something weird with my photo!"

"What strange thing?" Chen Shun asked.

In fact, he knew what Yun Yi was implying, but he pretended not to know, just to see what she would say.

"You..." Yun Yi blushed with shame, "You clearly know what I'm talking about."

Chen instantly pretended to be stupid.

"What? I don't know what you're talking about."

"Just pretend! Don't think I don't know, you men know it!" She blushed and said angrily.

Xiao Di told her a long time ago that men relax and let off steam.

"I don't understand, can you make it clearer?"

"That's... that's the reward... since..."

Yun Yi bit her lips tightly, shyly squeezed out these words that were very embarrassing to her.

"You're overthinking, how could I possibly do that to your picture?" he explained.

The little witch, who felt very relieved, paused for a moment, then felt something was wrong.

"Why?" She said angrily, "Could it be that you will look at other women's photos... so what?"

"Is it my picture that doesn't look good?"

"Why not use my picture?"

A series of soul tortures made Chen Shun a little confused, and for a moment he didn't know what kind of answer she wanted.

"Then you...do you want me to do some...strange things with your photo?"

"Yes!" She gritted her teeth, said decisively, and immediately changed her words: "No, you can't face my photo!"

"What is going on?"

"Ahhhhhhh!" Yun Yi frantically ruffled his hair.

After sorting out her words for a while, she finally figured out how to say it:

"In short, when I told you not to do it, I actually hoped that you would do it secretly, but I am a girl, so of course I can't say it explicitly, I can only say that you are not allowed to do it, but in fact, if you really If you do it, I will actually be happy in my heart and laugh secretly, but on the bright side, I can't allow you to do such a thing..."

As she spoke, she herself became a little dizzy.

Chen Shun was also stunned. Should he do this by himself, or not?

What the hell is doing it secretly?
(End of this chapter)