in the name of evil

Chapter 121 Slippery Jiang Shibiao
Jiang Li was woken up by Li Baiwan.

The two girls chattered until the early morning last night, and Jiang Li fell asleep in a daze.

In addition to the stiff neck, I still slept well.

"It's only six o'clock, big sister." Jiang Li endured the pain in his neck and grinned.

"Six o'clock is the time of day when yang energy is generated. At your age, if you don't get up to practice at six o'clock, I don't know how you can sleep!"

Li Baiwan crossed her hips and proudly puffed her chest out. From Jiang Li's perspective, she couldn't see her face.

"Since you are all up, no one will use the bed."

Wrapped in a quilt, Jiang Li walked into the bedroom in a daze:
"I'm a lazy dog. Let me sleep again."

"Wait a minute" Li Baiwan hadn't finished speaking, and with Song Xian's scream, Jiang Li was completely awake.

10 minute later.

Song Xian stood at the door of the bathroom, blushing, and angrily asked Jiang Li who was brushing his teeth:

"You saw it all, didn't you?"

"Ang, who knew you could wear so little to sleep in winter. Don't be so excited, I haven't seen it before, so I won't have any extravagant thoughts."

"Ah, who else have you seen?" Song Xian felt a little lost for no reason.

"A lot. I used to join in the fun every time during the forensic autopsy."

"." Song Xian stopped talking.

Every time Jiang Li said a word, some foam would come out of his mouth, and he subconsciously sucked it in, and the coolness of the mint immediately made him cough violently.

"Are you okay?" Li Baiwan heard the voice and came over to check.

Jiang Li, who was holding the edge of the pool to vomit, waved his hand to indicate that he was fine.

Jiang Li, whose eyes were red from vomiting, raised his head, trying to keep the tears from falling.

But it was precisely because of this movement that his stiff neck twitched and ached again.

"It's difficult." Jiang Li sighed, thinking that encountering these unlucky things before the New Year is not a good omen, but a bad omen.

"What shall we have for breakfast?"

Li Baiwan asked heartlessly.

"It's almost Chinese New Year, and many shops are closed."

Jiang Li supported his neck, and the corners of his mouth twitched:

"What to eat is not what we want to eat, but what we have."

Because Song Xian didn't need to eat, Jiang Li only took Li Baiwan out.

Along the way, Jiang Li tilted his head, looking contemptuously. Of course, Li Baiwan knew that he had a stiff neck, but the pedestrians he met on the road didn't think so.

"Fuck, is this kid so arrogant?"

"Look at his eyes, three points are cold, three points are disdainful, and four points are careless. Could he be a big shot?"

"Will the big man appear here?"

"You don't understand this, do you? Look at the woman next to him, she is prettier than those celebrities. She must have been secretly kept here, right?"

"That's right, it must be difficult to have such a top-quality woman by your side. This kid might be the rich second generation of some group."

"I think this little brother is very handsome, and I always feel familiar, as if I have seen him in a dream."

Everyone looked sideways at the man in the suit who spoke.

"Brother, something is wrong with you." Someone couldn't help but say something.

The man in the suit took a step back subconsciously, and asked nervously, "Don't you dream about handsome guys?"

Everyone shook their heads.

Jiang Li's face turned dark because of his curiosity, so he mobilized his aura to eavesdrop. He even recognized the man in a suit, and his face suddenly became very ugly.

Since Li Baiwan left Dashan, she has already gotten used to the people around her talking about her. Seeing Jiang Li with a Sima face, she felt a little funny.

"What? Isn't it happy that my sister has a long face for you?"

Jiang Li turned his face to one side: "It's not because of this, I just thought of some unbearable past events."

Because of Li Baiwan, Jiang Li, who used to walk with his head down, was hard to attract the attention of passers-by, and endured the gazes of passers-by all the way.

Moreover, they would comment on Jiang Li. In the end, Jiang Li simply closed his hearing, and finally enjoyed the rare peace.

He smiled knowingly.

But at this moment, he suddenly felt that he was being pushed by someone, and the person was still very strong, Jiang Li suddenly lost his balance and fell forward on the ground.

When he touched his dizzy head and got up from the ground, he found that he was being surrounded by people.

Jiang Li was furious all of a sudden:

"Is it over?"

But as soon as the words fell, Jiang Li found that the expressions of the passers-by were very abnormal.

There seems to be fear in their eyes?

Jiang Li scratched his face in doubt, turned his head curiously, and then his expression suddenly changed extremely wonderfully.

I saw a three-headed and six-armed ghost standing behind him, with black air steaming all over his body. Jiang Li remembered that this was an evil spirit that protects his body after practicing supernatural powers. King Kong is not broken when activated.

But for an old sow like Jiang Li who wears a bra—set after set of old silver coins, he will always launch a counterattack one step faster than the danger. There has never been such a firewall-like thing that is only useful for physical attacks. It played a role, and he even ignored its existence, but why did it suddenly appear today?

But in the next second, he saw the bumper smashed in the distance, and the van was overturned on the side of the road, smoking.

Only then did he realize that it wasn't someone who pushed him just now, but that he was hit by a car.

Jiang Li unblocked his hearing, and Li Baiwan's worried voice finally reached Jiang Li's ears.

"I kept calling you just now, and the car kept honking its horn. Didn't you hear that? You were walking ahead alone, and you were hit before I could pull you. It really scared me to death."

Li Baiwan tugged Jiang Li's sleeve to look left and right, and was relieved to see that Jiang Li was fine.

Immediately, she looked at Jiang Li's supernatural powers of body protection: "Why do you look like this?"

But Jiang Li didn't have the heart to deal with Li Baiwan at all, because he saw the driver of the van climbed out of the driver's seat and was staggering towards him.

Jiang Li sighed helplessly, withdrew the evil spirit protecting his body, and then lay down on the ground again, clutching his waist and began to groan without illness. The weak breath and painful voice made people feel that he was going to die in a second.

The onlookers were dumbfounded, and Li Baiwan was also dumbfounded.

"Didn't he stand up just now? Why did he lie down again?"

"I'd say it's impossible to get hit like that unscathed."

"Maybe it's a little slow to respond?"

Everyone was talking and guessing wildly.

Of course, if someone who knew Jiang Li was present, he would definitely be able to guess what he was thinking.

He was simply worried about having to pay for the maintenance of the van.

More than anyone else, the driver of the van was struck by lightning and worried that he would kill someone.

He immediately knelt beside Jiang Li, stretched out his hand tremblingly, and muttered to himself in despair:
"How come. No way. Didn't you stand up just now?"

"Huihuiguanghuizhao" Jiang Li spit out these words weakly.

Li Baiwan covered her face, unwilling to face Jiang Li's poor acting skills.

If I had to describe it, it would probably be that Jiang Li's performance was full of emotions without skills.

"I'm sorry, my car suddenly failed, I'm really sorry"

The driver cried with his head in his arms and frantically confessed to Jiang Li.

And Jiang Li blinked in confusion: "That is to say, I am not responsible, right?"

Li Baiwan nodded helplessly: "I haven't had time to tell you yet."

"Oh, I said that no matter how I walk on the sidewalk, I will be hit." Jiang Li got up from the ground again.

This operation made the driver look stupid: "Are you okay?"

"I can't afford to be sick. I haven't paid insurance for a long time." Jiang Liyu said earnestly.

The onlookers couldn't believe it when they saw Jiang Li's sudden vigor and vitality. The uncle who was analyzing the human body's reflexes just now also froze suddenly.

"Is your car insured?" Jiang Li asked suddenly.

The tear-stained driver knelt on the ground, and nodded blankly before realizing what happened.

"Then there's no problem, that is, you hit me. You're lucky."

Jiang Li nodded in satisfaction, and greeted Li Baiwan to leave.

At this time, the crowd eating melons couldn't hold back anymore, and those who had something to do went straight to Jiang Li, with an excited expression on their faces:
"how did you do it?"

"What did you do?" Jiang Li asked, tilting his head.

He even felt a little regretful at this moment, why it wasn't a forklift that hit him, maybe the stiff neck would be fine if the shovel hit his neck.

"You just got hit by a car and didn't get hurt?" Another person replied.

Jiang Li was taken aback for a moment, but also had a headache, hesitating how to explain.

Li Baiwan was also thinking crazily, how to help Jiang Li fool the past.

But before she could think of a good way to say something, Jiang Li glanced at the badly damaged bumper of the van, and the corners of her mouth curled up slightly.

"Think about it, where did the van hit me?" Jiang Li smiled slightly.

People are discussing in one go:

"I didn't pay attention, and I heard someone screaming, and saw the van roll over, and you were lying on the ground."

"I didn't notice it either, what's the difference when I hit it?"

"Could it be that the impact will be different in different places?"

"I understand. I saw the movements he made in the air when he was knocked into the air. It was very similar to a cat. I heard that when a cat falls from a high place, it will have a special cushioning method, so it can fall from a high place. fall down and not die."

"When you said that, I also remembered that his limbs touched the ground first, which shows that he consciously controls his landing posture."

Listening to everyone's discussion, Jiang Li frowned, thinking that this is the power of brain supplementation?
"It's not that complicated. In fact, the place where I was hit was the waist."

Jiang Li interrupted everyone.

"Waist. Is there a problem?"

People are puzzled.

Jiang Li touched his waist and said proudly: "You know, the Chinese waist is the hardest thing in the world."

"Ah this."

Although everyone does not deny it, but you said that because of this unscathed, is it a bit bullying an honest person?

But when they came back to their senses, Jiang Li had disappeared.

Only the melon-eaters looking at each other and the tearful van driver were left at the scene.

The driver of the van called his wife and excitedly told her what happened just now. Finally, he said with deep emotion:

"Honey, you went to Longhu Mountain to burn incense two days ago, and you said you saved me from prison. I also said that you are feudal and superstitious. Now it seems that I am the one who is ignorant. Next time you go to burn incense, I will I must go with you to fulfill my wish!"

On the other side, in the breakfast shop.

The boss greeted Jiang Li warmly: "It's been a long time, is this your girlfriend?"

"My sister." Jiang Li replied casually, and then asked about the old man with whom he had a feud.

"Wei Daming, I haven't seen you for a long time. After hearing about your story, when the neighbors see him and slander others casually, they use your words to run him down, especially some young people who have been criticized by him many times. People, even when they saw him, they would go up and say that they would learn from him in the future.

As a result, he won't come out at all now, and he probably won't be seen for a long time in the future. "

The boss said with a smile.

"Didn't he owe you breakfast money? Can you still laugh?"

Jiang Li joked.

"What's the matter, it's all small money, as long as he doesn't come to my shop to be disgusting."

The boss whispered:

"This old house is all mine. I opened the breakfast shop just to pass the time, not to make money."

"Fuck, charterer, disrespect and disrespect." Jiang Li said seriously.

"Hahaha, I'm off to work, you guys eat." After speaking, the boss went into the kitchen.

During the whole process, Li Baiwan didn't say a word, and kept watching Jiang Li's every word and deed with a smile.

After the boss left, she joked, "You are very popular."

"So-so good, so-so good, that is, the ordinary terminator of urban ghost stories, the vanguard of eliminating violence and safety, being a good citizen for righteousness, and the little genius of blasting. Oh, there is no last one, anyway, that's it."

Jiang Li said casually.

Le Bai Wan was taken aback by these fancy titles:

"I can't tell, you're doing well."

"Normal." Jiang Li shrugged.

It's just a future Jiangcheng godfather who takes both black and white, and it's not something worth showing off.

"By the way, since you are a cleaner, why do you still get so close to ghosts?"

Li Baiwan asked hesitantly.

Jiang Li frowned, but also asked back: "Then you and Song Xian get along pretty well, don't you?"

"I'm not a cleaner either. I can do whatever I want."

Li Baiwan smiled.

"Aren't you?" Jiang Li was a little surprised: "Isn't the head of the Wugu Sect a big boss of the cleaners alliance? As a saint, you are not a cleaner?"

"Who stipulates that a disciple who joins the alliance must also be a cleaner?"

Li Baiwan stuck out her pink tongue playfully.

"Indeed. No." Jiang Li continued to whimper.

"How did you and Xianxian know each other?" Li Baiwan, who was gossiping, asked.

"Xianxian? Do girls call each other this nasty?"

Jiang Li had goose bumps all over his body.

But he also had some worries in his heart at this moment. It would be impossible to fool him, but how could he reasonably explain why Song Xian was so devoted to him without mentioning Xiaocao?
When Jiang Li sent a voice transmission to Song Xian through his own contact with Song Xian to confirm that their conversation last night did not mention this matter, a framework slowly formed in Jiang Li's mind.

"By the way, Brother Jiang Li, last night Miss Bai Wan seemed to be worried that I would be bad for you. She tricked me into saying something about Master Shenshu, but it seems that Master Shenshu has some settings to treat everyone other than you. People can't mention it, and everything about it, I can't make a sound when I talk about it."

Just when Jiang Li was about to cut off contact, Song Xian's words caught his attention.

Xiaocao actually still has such preparations?
"Well, I see."

After speaking, Jiang Li cut off the contact.

Jiang Li looked at Li Baiwan:

"That's right. In fact, Song Xian is also a poor person. Her family was destroyed by outsiders, her mother died of injustice, and her father almost went crazy. In order to protect her family, she had no choice but to feed demons with her body in exchange for a relationship with outsiders." the power of resistance.

For many years, she has been in a state of confusion, until I met her, helped her deal with the outsiders, and eliminated the curse on her body.

But at this time, she has become a ghost and can't go back. In order to repay me, she has been by my side and taken care of my life.

So even though they are friends, they are actually more like family. "

"Can you tell me in detail?" Li Baiwan couldn't help asking.

Jiang Li nodded, and re-interpreted the trial mission after adding a lot of private goods and adding oil and vinegar.

Li Baiwan, who had lived in the mountains since childhood and had little contact with the complicated online world, was fascinated by this.

I just feel that the stories Jiang Li told are much more exciting than those in the novels that my aunt gave me, and the most important thing is that this is an event that actually happened to Jiang Li, so it is more contagious and substitutable. feel.

Jiang Li successfully portrayed the story of a fledgling stunned young man who, with the help of a imprisoned miserable girl, defeated the big villain.

He focused on the difficulties he encountered and the bond between him and Song Xian during the process of solving the difficulties, thus logically skipping the part where Xiaocao intervened, and reasonably explained why the two suddenly lived together.

"My biggest dream is to let her see her family again when I become stronger in the future."

Finally, Jiang Li sighed and said these words.

Li Baiwan's eyes were slightly red: "I didn't even know that she was so pitiful. I even tried to test her yesterday, worrying that she would have bad thoughts about you. Now it seems that I am the one with the heart of a villain and the heart of a gentleman.

Who would have thought that such a kind and warm girl with a smile on her face would have such a miserable life experience. I must treat her well in the future. "

"You can understand."

When Jiang Li saw Li Baiwan who was immersed in the story, he secretly gave himself a thumbs up in his heart.

"I used to think that it was not good for you to be so close to ghosts, but now I have changed my mind. If you don't treat people well in the future, even if you can't beat you, I will teach you a lesson!"

Li Baiwan pulled two pieces of paper and wiped the wet corners of her eyes.

Jiang Li nodded: "Eat quickly, it's getting cold."

Li Baiwan ate her breakfast in small bites, as if she was still stuck in Jiang Li's story and couldn't extricate herself.

Jiang Li, on the other hand, tilted his head, with an evil smile of a successful plot on his face.

Heh, with my many years of experience in online writing, isn't it easy to make up a few stories that girls love to read?

Just take that one!

　Today is double watch (ω)y
　　
　
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