in the name of evil

Chapter 137 You are the worst class I have ever led

Chapter 137 You are the worst class I have ever led

"Is this celery?"

"This is chrysanthemum."

"Then this is peppermint?"

"Actually, Huoxiang"

"It's wrong again, but that must be leeks, I won't make a mistake."

"Hmm, could it be garlic sprouts?"

Jiang Li lowered his head dejectedly.

Li Baiwan was amused by his embarrassment.

The two passed by the vegetable garden, Jiang Li insisted on identifying the various plants in the vegetable garden, and made a show, but after all the identification, none of them got it right.

"Haven't you bought food, young man?"

The vegetable gardener, who was watering, couldn't help laughing while listening to the conversation between the two young men.

"No, it's usually my aunt who buys it. What I can distinguish may be limited to cabbage and green vegetables."

Jiang Li rubbed his head in embarrassment.

"It's okay, come to Uncle more often in the future, and I'll teach you how to tell them apart. Bai Wan couldn't tell these things apart when she was a child, and even picked the little eggplants that had just grown back as peppers."

"You're talking about Chen Zhima and rotten millet again!" Li Baiwan stomped her feet angrily.

Seeing this, the vegetable gardener laughed.

"Okay, okay, definitely." Jiang Li also said with a smile.

Before leaving, the vegetable gardener gave them a bunch of fresh fruits.

"You're welcome, we haven't had outsiders come here for many years, let alone the friends brought back by Bai Wan. These are all grown by myself. I have never used chemical fertilizers. It's okay to eat without washing."

Jiang Li was flattered by the enthusiasm of the vegetable gardener, and thanked him repeatedly.

After leaving the vegetable garden, Li Baiwan quietly asked:

"do you know who he is?"

"Who? Isn't it another floor sweeping monk?"

From the words and deeds of the other party, Jiang Li faintly noticed that the other party was not simple.

But this is also normal, after all, in the Wugu sect, if you are just an ordinary person, it will look extraordinary.

"He is actually an elder in the sect. His surname is Tu and his name is Tu Yuanfeng. Next time you see him, just call him Uncle Tu."

"So that's how it is." Jiang Li wasn't too surprised. Compared with Tu Yuanfeng's status, Jiang Li cared more about this surname:

"The surname is Tu, so are they related to Tu Bao?"

Li Baiwan shook her head subconsciously, but after a little hesitation, she nodded again:
"Although the relationship is far away, if you insist on climbing, it is actually counted if you go up to more than ten generations.

Our Wugu Sect has three major surnames, Li, Tu, and Zou. Although they all came from the same source thousands of years ago, there are actually branches all over the country, and there are even intermarriages in the village. Tradition.

There are many cases where people have the same surname but no real relationship. "

"So that's how it is. All the people here are named Li Tuzou?"

Jiang Li found it interesting.

"Of course not, even intermarriage within the clan now pays attention to eugenics, and everyone now knows that marriages between close relatives will give birth to idiots.

Therefore, those who are able should try their best to find someone from the outside world to marry, but the children born will all have the surname of the party in the village.

At the beginning, there was an ancestor from your mother's house who came to our place, and his surname was Wu, but the daughter and son were all surnamed Li. "

Li Baiwan explained.

"Strange, according to your thinking in a relatively special place, shouldn't you keep intermarriage within the clan to keep your blood pure? If it's like this from generation to generation, your most primitive blood will actually be more or less diluted, right? "

Jiang Li raised his doubts.

"You're stupid. You've talked about eugenics and eugenics. If you are taller than a short person in the village, you may give birth to a fool. Isn't it better to go outside and find better people?"

Li Baiwan jumped up lightly, and knocked on Jiang Li's forehead.

"That's right, home flowers don't have the fragrance of wild flowers." Jiang Li nodded approvingly.

"Hey, hey, is that what I meant?" Li Baiwan couldn't help complaining.

The two talked and laughed and wandered on the mountain.

As a result of turning around, Jiang Li discovered that everyone in the Wugu sect seemed to be elders.

The elders grow vegetables, the elders grow flowers, and the elders fish. The most outrageous thing is that there is even a carpenter who is also an elder.

"May I ask, how many elders are there in our Wugu Sect?"

After bidding farewell to an elder who was building a wall, Jiang Li finally couldn't help asking out the doubts in his heart.

"That's all. My aunt asked me to take you for a stroll. It must not be for real. I naturally want to take you to get acquainted with the elders first. Otherwise, what's the point of just dealing with those ordinary disciples?" , is of no help to you."

Li Baiwan said very naturally.

When Jiang Li heard this, he immediately felt that Li Baiwan was really caring.

Not only did her arrangement coincide with her hobby of hugging her thighs, she even marked her weight clearly for her thighs.

"I love you so much." Jiang Li couldn't help but greasy said.

"Okay, love Song Xian, go, I'm your sister."

Li Baiwan moved away from Jiang Li in disgust, but the curvature of the corner of her mouth revealed her secret joy at the moment.

"Don't get me wrong, this love is not the other's love, and Song Xian and I are just siblings."

Jiang Li spoke righteously.

"What you said is really a loss of points." Li Baiwan shook her head, quite disdainful of Jiang Li's words.

Next, Li Baiwan brought Jiang Li to the foot of the mountain.

The people gathered here are all ordinary disciples.

This place is not as deserted as the power class on the mountainside, it looks more lively.

And here you can see many children laughing and playing, which is more market-like.

The children affectionately called Sister Li Baiwan the Saintess, and the adults warmly invited Li Baiwan and Jiang Li to be their guests.

In addition, there were even quite a few teenagers staring at Li Baiwan with admiration, and cast their envious eyes on Jiang Li.

But there are infatuated teenagers, and naturally there are Huaichun girls.

A few bold girls soon gathered around Jiang Li.

Their appearance is not as delicate as Li Baiwan's, but their wheat-colored skin and unpainted faces reveal a different kind of pure and wild beauty.

"Big brother, where are you from?"

"Big Brother, are you the boyfriend of Sister Saintess?"

"Big brother, why are you prettier than girls?"

The front is fine, but after hearing the last question, Jiang Li really lives in Bengbu.

Is pretty used to describe a pure man like me?
"My family lives in Jiangcheng. I'm Sister Bai Wan's cousin. This time, Sister Bai Wan invited me to be our guest, not her boyfriend."

Jiang Li kindly answered the girls' questions one by one, but automatically ignored the last one.

But that girl seemed to be stubborn, and kept asking:

"Big brother, how can I become as beautiful as you?"

Jiang Li's face was darkened, he restrained the urge to grab the ground with his head, and forced a smile:
"100 push-ups, 100 squats, 100 sit-ups and 10 kilometers of long-distance running every day, you can also become more and more beautiful."

Seeing Jiang Li's embarrassment, Li Baiwan covered her mouth and snickered a long time ago, but when Jiang Li mentioned this unreliable method of becoming beautiful, she couldn't hold it back at all.

She doesn't know who Jiang Li is?A lazy dog ​​who sleeps until noon six days a week will not be able to complete the training volume of this day in a lifetime, right?

But what neither Li Baiwan nor Jiang Li expected was that this silly girl seemed to be serious.

"100 push-ups, 100 squats, 100 sit-ups and a 10-kilometer run every day, um, I remember, big brother, what's the name for this method?"

Jiang Li thought for a while and said seriously: "One Punch."

"Fat area? What a strange name." The girl frowned, seeming a little distressed.

"Well, this is from abroad. It is translated into Chinese as One Punch Man."

Jiang Li was talking nonsense seriously.

Li Baiwan couldn't stand it anymore: "Tu Xiner, don't listen to his nonsense, this method is not normal."

But Tu Xiner had a look of disbelief: "Big brother is so good-looking, how could he lie to others? Sister Saint is not trying to learn secretly to become better-looking, right? If I don't do it, I want to become more beautiful."

Jiang Li was embarrassed by what was said, so he also echoed: "Is Xiner right? Actually, I was just talking nonsense just now, don't take it seriously."

"Big brother, don't be afraid that I won't be able to endure hardships, I will definitely persevere!"

Tu Xiner swears in her promise.

Seeing that he couldn't persuade her, Jiang Li could only scratch his face in embarrassment.

Li Baiwan also sighed helplessly: "Forget it, it's Johnson & Johnson anyway, let you go."

Jiang Li naturally didn't know that his random joke made the Wugu Sect appear a Gu God who surpassed the heavenly level decades later. In other words, people in the Jianghu called Yigu Valkyrie.

When the world asked her how to cultivate, she only lamented that there was a peerless master who once hid the peerless proverbs in ordinary words and used them to warn her. A person of high rank is even more unfathomable, and the depth of his realm can be called the only one in the world.

Of course, that's all for later, now Jiang Li is being reprimanded by Li Baiwan.

On the tree-lined path, Li Baiwan, who was a head shorter than Jiang Li, was criticizing Jiang Li, who had her head down, with her hips akimbo.

"Is it interesting to lie to a little girl?"

Jiang Li is also quite innocent: "I didn't know that she would take it seriously. I just wanted to tease her because I saw her cute."

"That's why you don't know who she is!

Tu Xiner is the most stubborn child on the mountain. Because I told the story of a river god in front of the children, she has the ability to throw an ax into the river every day. Her father beat Elder Li more than 100 times a year because of it. take the axe.

Forget it, I'm too lazy to tell you. Fortunately, what you said are all ways to strengthen your body. If there is any crooked way, I will definitely deal with you. "

Li Baiwan couldn't help but sighed.

"Such an exaggeration." Jiang Li felt a little surprised.

To put it nicely, this kind of child is called the heart of a child, but to put it bluntly, it is a lack of strings.

But Jiang Li didn't feel that Tu Xiner was stupid because of this, but felt that she was rare:
"But I think it's pretty good. I always think that persistence itself is a kind of talent. No matter what you do, as long as you can persist, the result will not be too bad. I think she may have good achievements in the future."

"You say that as if it were true."

Li Baiwan said thoughtfully:
"Her progress in Gu art is indeed much faster than other children. I asked Aunt Zou. She has a very good talent. She has already cultivated aura and is about to become a different-level Gu master. It seems that it is because Aunt Zou Whatever she says, she regards it as a standard, executes it meticulously, and never slackens."

"Look, let me just say, it's already amazing to be talented, and he works very hard, so don't worry too much." Jiang Li immediately pushed his nose up.

"It's true." Li Baiwan muttered.

And Jiang Li's heinous act of deceiving the ignorant girl was so muddled and prevaricated.

"Since we're talking about the Enlightenment Dojo that Aunt Zou opened up for the children, let's just go and have a look. It just so happens that I haven't been there for a long time."

"I can do whatever you want."

Jiang Li said that he didn't care, he was out for a walk anyway, although he didn't like children very much.

Under Li Baiwan's leadership, the two soon came to Aunt Zou's dojo.

This is a large courtyard surrounded by a wooden fence.

What surprised Jiang Li was that there were not all children here, there were children from three to four years old to more than ten years old.

They are clearly separated and distributed on both sides of the courtyard.

The seats were not full, Li Baiwan told Jiang Li that school should be over by now, Tu Xiner just now was considered a top student, and belonged to the part that finished school earlier, and the rest of them might be worse, so they need to make up lessons.

Jiang Li noticed that the children on one side were playing with various Gu worms, but on the other side, some were collecting straw, some were weaving scarecrows, and some were simply pricking the newly woven scarecrows with needles. , No matter how you look at it, it feels weird.

And in front of those children, there was a middle-aged man with a look of lovelessness.

"How many times have I told you that I have to braid my hair, why can't I remember? Why do you curse others when you do this? You are really the worst class of students I have ever brought up. Don't say you are my students when you go out in the future." , I can't afford to lose that person."

He beat his chest and stamped his feet, and the veins on his forehead bulged.

Speaking of the excitement, he rolled up his sleeves to show the needle holes on his arms, big and small.

"What's the point of leaving a red seal, huh?
If you can't even leave a hole, how can you plot against others in the future?
You can't even learn the most basic witchcraft, and you still expect you to be able to poison, psychic, and pray for rain in the future?

that whoever!Can you still sleep?How the hell are you able to sleep without knowing anything?

Still hungry?Let me tell you, if you don’t leave a hole in my body today, you will never even think about going home for dinner!
I'm really pissed off, I was able to lower my head when I was your age, but you can't even learn how to make grass, it's embarrassing to me! "

Jiang Li's expression was extremely wonderful: "I never thought that the teaching content here would be so rough that I would not feel any disobedience."

Li Baiwan also felt a little ashamed, lowered her head and whispered, "Just treat it as Chinese and mathematics."

"I have already replaced the teacher, and I am very angry now." In just 10 minutes, Jiang Li stopped in Bengbu for the second time.

(End of this chapter)

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