Monster Buster: One punch is really fun

Chapter 12 Absolutely Sick of the Brain
"Coming back so soon?"

"Misremember the schedule time!"

"You little child..."

Talking to the captain on duty at the gate of the community, Zhao Jiuzhou hurried in. The captain didn't pay attention to what he was carrying when he went out, but even if he noticed that a box was missing in his hand, he didn't bother to ask.

If someone really commits a crime in this society, Baihutang is responsible.

Everyone performs their own duties, just do their own work well, and the right way is to make less trouble for yourself.

Walking back to the community and entering the range of "home", Zhao Jiuzhou's mood also eased.

On the way back just now, he was actually very excited.

20 million!

Do you know how much money this is?
If he can live to be 45 years old, he can spend the rest of his life easily with this money, half of his life and half of his laziness.Because the price of the Silver Award Limeng has always been very stable.The annual inflation rate has been lower than 0.5% for a long time. When the bottom class people are born, a bowl of plain noodles sells for two yuan.

From birth to death, the living environment hardly changes much.

At most, she was just a cashier girl in a convenience store, and gradually became a cashier aunt.

"roll."

"Come on, I'm actually rich."

"roll."

Once again, Zhao Jiuzhou was scolded by the cashier girl and left the convenience store with a bag of food.

I ate too much last night, and without realizing it, I ate up the usual three-day stock.

I can only make up a little more just in case, otherwise it will be quite troublesome if the city is temporarily closed.

If you stay at home and can't go out, the community will only send a little supply.

If you don't have enough to eat, the already boring and boring days of the city closure will be even more uncomfortable.

I was planning to eat and drink in my heart, and at the same time, I didn't forget to make an idea of ​​the cashier girl. In terms of vision, Liu Yifei is still the best choice in life, but from a realistic point of view, the cashier girl seems to be a very good blueprint for life. component.

Zhao Jiuzhou longed for swans, stared at wild ducks, and looked up at the starry sky with his feet on the ground. He walked home at a very high level, then threw the bag on the sofa, and immediately took out his mobile phone to call up his savings balance.

"hahahahahahahaha!"

Seeing more than 35 yuan on the screen, Zhao Jiuzhou rolled all over the floor.

After rolling around for several times, I got up, turned on the video screen, and called up Liu Yifei’s video, watched her twist her buttocks and waved, watched for four or ten minutes, and at the same time ate up the big bag of food I just bought, I was satisfied, Went to the bathroom to wash up and fell asleep.

This time, Zhao Jiuzhou slept very soundly.

I fell asleep from ten o'clock in the morning to early four o'clock in the afternoon, only to be woken up by the ringtone of the mobile phone.Then he got up and picked it up angrily, and heard Wei Mianzi's anxious voice: "Why are you still here?"

"Ah? What are you here?" Zhao Jiuzhou looked at the time. Although he was a little surprised, he actually slept until four o'clock, but after all, it was not time for work at night, so he blamed Wei Mianzi for waking him up, and frowned, "You Are you sick? What time is it?"

"What the hell... go through the formalities!"

On the other end of the phone, Wei Mianzi was even angrier, jumping up and shouting, "I'm at the Military Merit Registration Department! Come here quickly!"

"Oh...!" Zhao Jiuzhou finally remembered.

I did a great job last night...

wrong!is two!

This fucker is doing it day by day, his IQ has been corroded by money!
After taking the 20 yuan, I almost forgot the more important iron rice bowl!
"Come right now!" He quickly hung up the phone and jumped up.

Then I hurriedly washed up, feeling very hungry again, took a bag of bread and a bottle of mineral water from the refrigerator, and ran out of the house in a hurry.Coming out of the community, he didn't go to the gate of the community, but went to another direction where the community went deep.

Fortunately, more than half of the offices of the headquarters of the Heihuling Sub-Headquarters are located in their community, including the high-status Military Merit Registration Department.Therefore, one of Zhao Jiuzhou's life dreams is to be able to work in the headquarters of the Heihuling branch. In this way, he can save half an hour of commuting time to work every day.

——But in fact, saving time is not the purpose. The real purpose is pure, just want to be lazy.

After four o'clock in the afternoon, the road in the community is full of people.

The sun is good today, and there is still a slight sunset at this moment.

Zhao Jiuzhou ate and drank, trotted while basking in the sun, and in about 10 minutes, he touched the downstairs of the Military Merit Registration Department of Heishan Chief Heihuling Sub-rudder. Wei Mianzi stood weakly like an older virgin Don't dare to go in at the door.Zhao Jiuzhou casually threw the rubbish into the trash can and strode over. The villain complained first, "Go in! Everyone inside is about to have dinner!"

"Fuck! I'm waiting for you!" Wei Mianzi vomited blood and glared at Zhao Jiuzhou angrily.

Zhao Jiuzhou dragged him inside, "Let's go, go, go! That...have you taken the form?"

"Take it! I'm not an idiot! I even took yours!"

Wei Mianzi woke up at [-]:[-] noon today. He was so excited that he couldn't sleep. He went to Zhu Dachang at [-]:[-] p.m. Jiuzhou, after waiting for two and a half hours, couldn't bear it anymore, so he called Zhao Jiuzhou.The reason why he was so entangled was that, on the one hand, he didn't want to appear as if he was begging Zhao Jiuzhou to do something, but on the other hand, he himself couldn't explain the details of last night when he reviewed it later.

What the hell, who knows how Zhao Jiuzhou killed the monster?
Even if he claimed to be a mystic master, Zhao Jiuzhou should have said that himself.

Otherwise, for Wei Mianzi himself, he would feel very embarrassed...

After all, even kindergarten children now know that mysterious arts are deceiving.

Even Marci, the leader of the alliance, has stopped mentioning any words related to profound arts in recent years.

This concept is obviously finished!

"Hello, we made military achievements last night!"

In a hurry, Zhao Jiuzhou ran to the front desk of the military merit registration department, and slapped the team's form in front of the little girl at the front desk.

After eight hours, he suddenly felt that the little girl here was more beautiful than the cashier girl.

"The third group of the night shift department of the city defense department..." The lady at the front desk picked up the form, looked at it carefully, and then looked at Zhao Jiuzhou and Wei Mianzi. Seeing Wei Mianzi's excited face, she took it easy and stretched out her hand, " Card."

"Here!" Wei Mianzi handed over his SIM card with his hands so fast that he would have an afterimage.

Zhao Jiuzhou did the same.

The young lady took the cards of the two of them, swiped them on the number-taking machine, and then returned them to the two of them, pointing to the distance lightly, "Turn left ahead, go upstairs, you go to the second floor [-], you go to the second floor Twenty-four."

"Am I twenty-two?" Zhao Jiuzhou asked one more time.

"Nonsense! You're so stupid! You're not [-] who is [-]?" Wei Mianzi hurriedly grabbed Zhao Jiuzhou and walked upstairs.

Zhao Jiuzhou was dragged by Wei Mianzi in turn, and the two quickly went up to the second floor.

The doors of the rooms upstairs are all wide open, and there is no intention of keeping them secret.

The review room for two people is next door.

Zhao Jiuzhou and Wei Mianzi entered the door with their respective forms.

On Wei Mianzi's side, he hurriedly handed over the form first, and the person who reviewed him took it over and looked at it. His slightly pulled face immediately smiled, "I'm about to become a regular."

"Ah? Can... Can you become a regular?" Wei Mianzi was trembling with excitement.

The reviewer smiled faintly: "I will definitely be transferred. Last night's contribution was too great. With your years of service and your age, I think you can skip the apprenticeship and be promoted to an outer disciple."

Outer disciple?

The sudden good news surprised Wei Mianzi for a moment.

"Really...really?" he asked the auditor in disbelief.

Seeing his excited appearance, the auditor could understand in his heart, nodded and said: "Anyway, it's absolutely fine to transfer, you can go back and wait for the news."

"I...I..." Wei Mianzi murmured twice, then squatted down suddenly.

He hugged his head, choked with sobs at first, and soon lost control, crying bitterly.

"Ow! Ow! Ow!"

In the next room, Zhao Jiuzhou, who aimed to become the leader of the alliance, Ri Liu Yifei, listened to the cries next door, looked at the auditor in front of him, said with a calm face, "Fuck, this little benefit will send him away ? Can’t tell he’s so innocent.”

"Temporary worker, do you think it's easy?" The old aunt who reviewed Zhao Jiuzhou was more humane. While defending Wei Mianzi, she stamped Zhao Jiuzhou's form, entered the information, and asked Zhao Jiuzhou to sign for confirmation .After a set of simple procedures, the old aunt still stared at the screen and sighed: "You are lucky, you just became a regular at work..."

"Well, I'm a mystic, and I killed two third-level monsters yesterday." Zhao Jiuzhou emphasized without blushing.

The old aunt turned to look at him and smiled.

She doesn't believe in any mystics.

At best, she could only believe that the young man in front of her had awakened explosive skills at a critical moment.

There are actually quite a few such things.

It stands to reason that this young man can at least be a deacon in his life, right?
Good luck...

She sighed inwardly, and was about to ask Zhao Jiuzhou to go back and wait for news, but suddenly, another message popped up on the computer screen, and the old aunt couldn't help but look at Zhao Jiuzhou again, changing her mind just now.

I'm afraid this young man will be the co-pilot in the future?

"You wait."

In a hurry, she printed a form for Zhao Jiuzhou according to the information displayed on the screen. The printer beeped, and the old aunt picked it up and handed it to him, "Go to the Psychic Testing Department and check your inspiration and power."

"Me?" Zhao Jiuzhou was confused, "Why?"

"I don't know." The old aunt said, "The request from the Combat Department of the Chief Rudder Garrison is a good thing anyway."

When Zhao Jiuzhou heard this, he immediately cheered up and his face flushed.

I knew it!

"I knew it!" Zhao Jiuzhou ran out with the form, just in time for Wei Mianzi to go out crying.

The old boy hurriedly wiped away his tears, and shouted: "Look at your mother! You know what a fart!"

"Fuck! You know what an ass!" Zhao Jiuzhou raised a finger at Wei Mianzi and yelled incomparably, "The higher ups have discovered my talent! They want to focus on training me! I really want to be the leader of the alliance! "

After speaking, he dropped Wei Mianzi who was full of confusion, turned his head and ran downstairs.

Wei Mianzi turned his head in surprise to look at the old aunt who was examining Zhao Jiuzhou in the office.

The old aunt quickly and innocently shook her head, "I didn't say anything! It's his own nonsense! It has nothing to do with me!"

Wei Mianzi immediately understood.

Zhao Jiuzhou is an idiot...

If he was really given a magic staff, he felt that he could poke the dragon's butt in the eye.

This kid, he knew it from the first day he met...

Absolutely insane!

(End of this chapter)