Monster Buster: One punch is really fun

Chapter 167 Mr. Thirteen's First Theorem
When Zhao Jiuzhou walked back to the mansion, Mr. Thirteen was sitting in the large dining room on the west side of the living room having breakfast.

One bun at a time, it seems that the appetite is quite good.

While eating, he was chatting and laughing with the cute little maids around, "Minister Zhao has made great achievements for thousands of years. He not only saved millions of people in Northwest Prefecture from fire and water, but also stopped the war in Anxi Prefecture. From now on, the people of Anxi Prefecture will Finally, I have a good life. If Minister Zhao was born 200 years earlier, maybe the world would be in harmony by now..."

An An sat in front of Mister Shisan with a dignified appearance. Today, she wore a very neat bun. She was calm and composed, and seemed to have begun to get used to her status as the eldest wife of the Zhao family.Listening to Mr. Shisan's boneless sycophant, he had a smile on his face, but he didn't answer, and he didn't know how to answer.Let's talk about praise, it seems that Zhao Jiuzhou can't afford this praise; to say that you are right, it seems too arrogant, that is not her style...

"Damn, you flatterer, no wonder Zhu Xingfeng said that you are different from other general education teachers, you are too knowledgeable about current affairs, I like it." Zhao Jiuzhou suddenly teleported to the huge dining table with a teleportation technique .

Seeing this, the cute maids in the room immediately greeted in unison: "Minister, good morning~"

Since the title "Master" sounds a little awkward, after Zhao Jiuzhou told An An, the whole family has changed their minds.Zhao Jiuzhou felt that the minister was pleasing to the ear, and when he became the leader in the future, he would be able to seamlessly switch over.

"Well, good morning, have you eaten yet?" Zhao Jiuzhou sat down beside Mr. Shisan, took a bun from the big plate in front of him, stuffed it into his mouth, and asked casually.

"Eat." An An replied softly, "For those on duty in the morning, the meal time is 06:30 in the morning."

"Oh..." Zhao Jiuzhou nodded, looked at so many people around him, and said, "There is no need to arrange so many people, we should rest well every day, and we don't need so many people around, it's of no practical significance. "

"Okay." An An said, "Now the working hours at home are three shifts."

"Let's change the housekeepers to four shifts. There are two fewer people in each shift, and the saved people are assigned to another shift, so that everyone can rest for two more hours. How good is it?" Zhao Jiuzhou said, turning his head to Thirteen Mr. said, "You think so?"

"Minister Zhao made a good arrangement."

Mr. Shisan smiled and took a wet towel, wiped his oily mouth and hands, and replied solemnly, "It saves manpower and does not delay the work at home. Everyone has enough rest, and the working status can be guaranteed. , and with Mrs. Zhao taking care of it personally, your family will be smooth and harmonious in the future. With a master like you who cares about the staff and promises a lot of money, and Mrs. Zhao who is such a gentle and responsible mistress, these little girls , good luck, good life."

"Huh~" Zhao Jiuzhou's teeth were sore from being shot by Mr. Shisan's endless flattery, and he couldn't help but shuddered, "You are so good, you can shoot better than my assistant Luo Be smooth."

Mr. Shisan said sternly, "No, this is what he said from the bottom of his heart."

"Wonima, I'm just going to show you such an upright and shameless look, I believe it!" Zhao Jiuzhou wolfed down four or five buns in the blink of an eye, took another cup of milk, and finished it in a few mouthfuls. , raised his sleeve and wiped his mouth, looked straight at Mr. Thirteen, and hiccupped, "Hi~"

Mr. Thirteen didn't change his face.

Zhao Jiuzhou stared into his eyes and asked, "General education?"

"Yes." Mr. Thirteen nodded, "I am not talented. Starting today, I will be your teacher, Minister Zhao, for a period of time."

Zhao Jiuzhou asked, "Do you still need to teach general education?"

"Of course I have to teach." Mr. Shisan said calmly, "Ordinary people listen to my class and learn a little bit, so they can grow their brains and not be confused. If they are lucky, they may be able to make some famous tricks in peaceful times; Such an ordinary person, listening to what I say, can understand things, distinguish right from wrong, secure his fortune, and maybe save his life at a critical moment.

As for Minister Zhao, you are destined to be in a high position.In the future, the fate of the 80 million people in the Baiyin League, and even the [-] billion people in the world, will be in your hands. Even if you don’t talk about the truth today, you will be able to understand and experience it yourself in the future, but what I will talk about today It's better than when you realize it by yourself.After all, the sooner you understand some truths, the world may be peaceful a few days earlier, the common people will suffer less, and everyone will live a better life a few days earlier. "

"Oh?"

Zhao Jiuzhou quietly listened to Mr. Thirteen's words, and couldn't help but look him up again, and sighed, "Wonima, I have seen a lot of people who can flatter me, and there are many people around me who can brag, but I can You are the first one who combines the two so well, and is sincere, neither humble nor overbearing. So crazy...then let's get started! Let Grandpa Zhao see how capable you really are."

The two of them didn't even have a book in front of them.

Mr. Shisan smiled lightly, "Okay, then let's start with Minister Zhao's Grandpa Zhao, and talk about the long-term difficulties that human civilization has faced..."

……

"Zhao Jiuzhou started class?"

"Yes, school started yesterday. Zhu Xingfeng and Wang Shenji came to teach in turn." The guard hall is directly under the academic academy. Mo Huairen, who woke up early, received Yun Zhu, the head of the guard hall, who couldn't sleep all day. North phone.

Time entered September, and Yun Zhubei, who was rushing to the throne of the leader, became more and more anxious.

The secret turmoil of the eight major families could not escape Yun Zhubei's deliberate attention.

At present, it seems that the Nie family is determined to win the position of leader, while the attitudes of other families seem to be wavering.Yun Zhubei, who is the highest military officer of the Silver League, has clearly felt that the position of the leader of the alliance has begun to become farther away these days.

At this time, his first reaction was naturally to hug Zhao Jiuzhou's lap again.

Because the interests of the Yun family in the Northwest State have been temporarily stabilized by Zhao Jiuzhou's going south, the division of resources in Anxi State by the hundred families of the Baiyin League is also proceeding in an orderly manner.At this time, there was no direct conflict of interest between him and Zhao Jiuzhou, so his attitude towards Zhao Jiuzhou had to be readjusted.

——Even if Zhao Jiuzhou doesn't even have the right to vote, no one can deny his influence on the selection of the leader of the alliance?
With Zhao Jiuzhou's support, it is equivalent to winning the support of the faction that sits on the fence.

Sun's family in Beiyuan Prefecture, Ma's family in Sheji City, plus Liu's family and Northwest Prefecture, Yun Zhubei counted on his fingers, and he could win at least half of the votes.Even if the two sides draw, but he has Zhao Jiuzhou's hole card, the leader must be his.

So in the final analysis, the premise is to get Zhao Jiuzhou done first.

"I heard that the Xu family gave him a woman?"

"Yes, that's Mimi, the female celebrity who I heard is very popular recently."

"Shameless!" Yun Zhubei yelled, "Xu Xiao, a pimp..."

Mo Huairen, an old man in the garrison hall, and an old subordinate of Yun Zhubei, rubbed his head, and said casually: "Xu Xiao recognizes Mimi as his daughter, why can you recognize Liu Yanyan as his daughter? people around."

"Oh?!"

Yun Zhubei's eyes obviously lit up, but he immediately suppressed his emotions and said, "This matter is not urgent, we don't need to learn from Xu Xiao, and Zhao Jiuzhou doesn't lack this kind of relationship now. After the incident a few days ago , did Xu Xiao react?"

"Where do I know where to go?" Mo Huairen said with a smile, "Now that everyone is dead and the news is blocked, it is estimated that in two days, the big things will be reduced to minor ones, and the trivial matters will disappear. What else can Xu Xiao do?"

Too……

Yun Zhubei nodded slightly.

What else could Xu Xiao do?In order to avenge those two disciples, did you go to Zhao Jiuzhou to fight one-on-one?
"Okay, at this time, it's fine if you don't respond, it's good for everyone..."

Yun Zhubei obviously didn't want any extra problems to arise at this time, so he changed a more amiable tone and said to Mo Huairen, "You will be wronged in Zijin City for a while, and I will find a way to transfer you back next year Zhou Mingcheng has already handed in his resignation letter to me, and he will resign in January next year..."

Mo Huairen was taken aback, "Why did he do this?"

"How do I know?" Yun Zhubei said indifferently, but he definitely knew it in his heart, "Everyone has his own ambition..."

After a while, Mo Huairen hung up the phone and was in a daze for a while.

In January next year, if Yun Zhubei can take over the position, Zhou Mingcheng might be able to take over the position of the head of the Guard Hall. At worst, if he can't be the head of the Guard Hall, what about the head of the Xuanwu Hall?To make matters worse, what about the head of the "Sixth Hall" of the League?

This should be fine, right?
Now it's clear that it's time to reap the biggest fruit in his life, but he just leaves...

So what are you trying to do with all your life?
Mo Huairen frowned and thought about it. Suddenly, he slapped the table, as if thinking of something.

With Zhou Mingcheng gone, the vacant position of the deputy head of the guard hall...

At this moment, Mo Huairen fully realized why Yun Zhubei called him this way.

This is for him to pass on a message...

……

"Grandpa Zhao, what is the essence of these three words? On the surface, it is a matter of seniority between people, but let's dig deeper. Suppose I call you Grandpa, what is the reason?"

In Zhao Jiuzhou's manor, Mr. Thirteen really took a serious look and analyzed these three words for Zhao Jiuzhou, "Is it the support of the people from the bottom of their hearts? Part of it may be, especially for the Mala Gobi area in Northwest State, the Northwest In the defense line area, around the Wusundun no-go zone, and within the current Anxi Prefecture, I think the common people have basically no objection to your support.

But what about other places?What about Sheji City?I think it is half and half. Some people thank you for curbing the mutation of Sheji City, but some people think that without you, the result would be the same. Some people are jealous, thinking that you have married so many goddesses, but they can only face the screen If you lick, you will inevitably feel unbalanced and unhappy.But these people, because of your power, they dare not speak, even if they speak, they will be forced to shut up immediately.This is the reason for the second part. I call you Grandpa because of your current position and status. In this position and status, you have resources and power that ordinary people cannot use.

But just to this point is still false.

More deeply, those who also sit in very high positions, can also use the power of the whole society, have huge power, and are supported by the people at the same time, such as Xu Xiao, why does he still call you Grandpa Zhao?Because his life is now in your hands; at the same time, the energy needs of the Eight Great Families are now largely in your hands.While being suppressed by your power, they also rely on your power to get what they need..."

Zhao Jiuzhou interrupted: "It's just slaps and banknotes."

"Yes." Mr. Shisan nodded, "But this is only the first layer, about the word Grandpa Zhao, its origin. But there is a second layer behind it, do you want to think about it, what is the second layer?"

Zhao Jiuzhou thought about it, but he couldn't figure it out, and said seriously, "Don't waste time."

"Okay." Mr. Shisan smiled, "Then let's assume that if it is not only Xu Xiao who recognizes you as a grandfather today, but all the people of the Baiyin League, in order to maintain your grandfather's status and identity, you must ask for a bowl The water is flat, can you do it?"

Zhao Jiuzhou blurted out: "How the hell is this possible?"

"Yes, how is this possible?"

Mr. Thirteen repeated, "But if you don't give enough benefits, why would people call you Grandpa? The most extreme assumption is that you can slap all those who are not obedient no matter what, but If too many people are killed, let alone hundreds of millions, or hundreds of thousands, or a little more, millions or tens of millions, for no reason, will the remaining people support you so willingly? ? Maybe at any time, you will be slaughtered, isn't it?"

Zhao Jiuzhou said: "I'm not an idiot, why would I do that?"

"That's right, that's right, of course you can't do this, but in the history of mankind, it's not like no one has done it before." Mr. Thirteen said, "Sometimes, to solve some problems, you have to kill people, but Killing people alone cannot solve all problems.

The global Gregorian calendar, counting from the pre-civilization period, plus the wasteland period, to today, has a total of more than 2000 years.In this long period of more than 2000 years, there have been countless Grandpa Zhao in various parts of the world, and I will appear on the stage after you sing.And everyone, just like you, has both the ability to kill and the ability to solve problems without killing people.

But no matter how capable they are, they still can't make everyone in the world obey.So the final result is the world map we can see now - more than 200 large and small alliance halls, which are equivalent to people all over the world, dividing the earth into homes.Because there is no grandfather Zhao who can always maintain his grandfather's identity and status.

This is the second layer of Grandpa Zhao, how Grandpa Zhao's status is maintained and stabilized.

You must always have the power to kill, you must always do enough to be a grandpa forever.Otherwise, the grandfather will become a grandson one day, and the other grandsons will become grandpas again when they grow stronger.It goes on and on, endlessly..."

"It's okay."

Zhao Jiuzhou said, "Isn't this good? The emperor takes turns to do it. Today, when you come to my house, everyone has a chance..."

"Not everyone has the opportunity." Mr. Thirteen shook his head, "You are a genius. To you, opportunities are as big and abundant as the sea, but what about most ordinary people?" I took a glass of milk on the table, covered it with a small fingernail, dipped a little bit, and then touched the table lightly, leaving a drop of water that couldn't be smaller.

"For ordinary people, this is all the opportunities they can see, and there is a time limit. Only for a moment, their opportunities exist, but as long as they are a little slower, the water will dry up. This life , and it is impossible to meet a second time."

"It seems to make sense..."

Zhao Jiuzhou nodded thoughtfully, "I'm indeed a genius..."

Everyone in the room: "..."

Mr. Shisan didn't care, and continued: "A capable person, whether out of selfishness or biological instinct, will definitely do whatever it takes to leave the qualifications of being a grandfather to his descendants. Now we see Most of the people living in this world have a powerful ancestor and grandfather. Every person living in this world can be regarded as a descendant of a certain extremely powerful strongman a few years ago , but not all of these people themselves are strong.

Let’s say it’s about you, you are now a grandfather, and several respectable wives are all pregnant with your children. In the future, these children, no matter how bad they are under your protection, at least for ordinary people, they will be at the level of fathers .Even if your grandson is not a father, at least he can still be a rich yuppie uncle. If he looks good, in the worst case, he can become a star, and his annual income is hundreds of times that of ordinary people.But what about later?On the worst side, is it possible that someone should be called grandpa? "

Zhao Jiuzhou raised his eyebrows: "Is this why you have to kill someone?"

"It's only part of the reason." Mr. Thirteen said, "Human beings live in groups. Killing the same kind is undoubtedly against the will of the group, unless it is due to these three possibilities--forced, mentally handicapped, and beneficial. If it is not out of Due to these three reasons, it is very rare for someone to kill the same kind, and basically it can only be attributed to accidental misses.

Therefore, for people who want to be grandpas, killing is usually only the last resort. Generally, if conditions permit, it is more mainstream to obtain the status of grandpa by paying others wages.So here comes the question, how can you ensure that your offspring will always have the conditions to pay people wages? "

"let me see……"

Unknowingly, Zhao Jiuzhou became serious, "I'm very rich, the kind that can't be spent in a hundred lifetimes..."

Mr. Thirteen commented: "It's not wrong."

"Not wrong?"

Zhao Jiuzhou was taken aback, "Isn't one hundred lives enough? Are you going to vomit from the interest?"

"What do you think?" Mr. Shisan smiled, "If I have guns and cannons in my hand, I don't recognize your currency as currency. I print it myself, can you stop it? When the time comes, the balance in the bank card will How is it different from waste paper?"

Zhao Jiuzhou opened his mouth slightly, stared at Mr. Shisan for a while, and sighed: "You are not a good person..."

Mr. Shisan said quietly: "From the standpoint of your descendants, I am indeed a bastard for saying such a thing, but from the standpoint of those who have guns and cannons and print their own money, don't I cute?"

Zhao Jiuzhou thought for a while, then nodded with a slight frown, "I'm stupid, it makes sense..."

He asked again: "What if I keep guns and cannons in my hands forever?"

"There will still be problems."

Mr. Shisan looked at An An, "Ma'am, the pearl is round and jade-like, with many children and many blessings, and the second lady is plump, which may be even better. You have four wives now, and the children in the future should have double digits at least. Your children will definitely not have major setbacks in life, marry a wife and have children, and spread their branches and leaves. It is no problem. Within four generations, the Zhao family will have descendants and grandchildren, with flourishing branches and leaves.

But at that time, no matter how much money you have, if you divide it into hundreds or tens of thousands of shares, that may be the case; no matter how you put the guns in your arms and pass them on to your descendants, those tens of thousands of people, Everyone is your descendant, even if there are rules, they must be handed over to the eldest son, but there are always accidents in everything, what if someone doesn't follow the rules?Brother, you have guns and cannons today, but why can’t I, brother tomorrow?

Guns and guns are just tools. If something is dug out of the ground and processed by human beings, it will always come out sooner or later.There has always been only a thousand days of being a thief in the world, how can there be a thousand days of guarding against a thief, it is impossible to guard against.

In addition, people outside also want to be grandpas, come and go, hook up with one of your descendants, your guns and cannons will sooner or later become the guns and cannons of the world, your money will become the money of the world, your descendants , in order to fight to be a grandfather, maybe they will fight together, and if they don’t fight, they will be divided. After the family is divided, those who can keep it will continue to be grandfathers for a while, and those who can’t keep it?

This is the third layer of Grandpa Zhao, about the inheritance and continuation of Grandpa Zhao's identity.

So, Grandpa Zhao, tell me, Grandpa Zhao...what the hell is it? "

Zhao Jiuzhou looked at Mr. Shisan, thought for a moment, and then replied with a little hesitation: "Is it power?"

"What else?" Mr. Thirteen was still staring at him.

Zhao Jiuzhou shook his head, "I don't know."

"There are still responsibilities." Mr. Shisan looked at Zhao Jiuzhou, and said slowly, "The superior should shoulder the power and responsibility at the same time, and the inferior can fulfill the rights and obligations at the same time. If the superior loses power one day, the subordinate cannot be guaranteed There is no difference between the superior and the inferior. If one day the superior does not talk about responsibility, the inferior will not have to fulfill the obligations of the inferior. The relationship between the superior and the inferior will also be destroyed. Minister Zhao, this is the dilemma of human civilization."

Zhao Jiuzhou asked, "Is this what you plan to teach me?"

"It's just the beginning, just an entry point."

Mr. Shisan said, "Xu Xiao asked me a few days ago how to arrange for Zhao Jiuzhou to come. I told him, since Zhao Jiuzhou is here to study, he should study hard. The books in your study upstairs are a total of Five thousand and seventy volumes, eight thousand and six hundred volumes, all of them were chosen by me. I hope that after three years, you will be able to read all these books, and then use what you have learned from me and what you have seen before. , what you will see in the future will confirm each other. At that time, whatever you realize, the world will go in that direction.”

Zhao Jiuzhou asked, "Don't you have an answer?"

"No." Mister Shisan sighed, "I've waited for a long time, but the world is always going in circles. I see that it should be moving forward, but I don't know when it will reach the end. But to you, Looking forward to it."

Zhao Jiuzhou said: "Because I have the gene to be invincible?"

"This..." Mister Shisan said, "It needs the cooperation of all the ladies, and it should not be the solution to the problem."

An An touched her belly with a motherly brilliance, and smiled softly at Zhao Jiuzhou.

Zhao Jiuzhou couldn't help but wondered, "What problem do I want to solve?"

"Don't worry." Mr. Thirteen continued, "Although the problems and principles are right in front of you, people's cognition will change with the change of experience. You are still very young, so you don't have to rush to a conclusion. , Wait another three to five years, or ten years, it’s too late. Starting today, let’s start with the original story. It is said that at a certain time, the chaos of the world first opened, and human beings realized that they are human beings, different from other animals , and deeply realized the first truth of the universe..."

"Oh?" Zhao Jiuzhou immediately became interested, "What truth?"

Mr. Thirteen looked at Zhao Jiuzhou with a serious face: "This is the fundamental principle that I have finally summed up after I have spent a very poor life, read all the turmoil in the world, and I will not tell ordinary people. This truth is..."

Zhao Jiuzhou stared at Mr. Shisan expectantly.

Mr. Shisan said: "If a person is alive, he must eat."

Zhao Jiuzhou: "..."

Mr. Thirteen: "..."

The whole room was silent for a long time.

After half a minute, Zhao Jiuzhou asked: "Do you think you have a long life?"

"No." Mr. Shisan was very serious, "Minister Zhao, everything in the world, in the final analysis, starts with eating. Please remember that among all the things I will say in the future, this one will always come first. Number one is always the premise.”

(End of this chapter)