Monster Buster: One punch is really fun

Chapter 19: Colorful Clouds
"Hahahaha! Hahahaha!" Zhao Jiuzhou laughed more and more outrageously. The staff in the window took his card, operated it twice in a hurry, and then completed the promotion procedures for him as a demon hunter.Then he threw the card out of the window roughly, and withdrew a paper voucher by the way, hoping that the lunatic Zhao Jiuzhou would hurry up and get out.

Zhao Jiuzhou laughed like crazy, took the voucher and glanced at it.

The certificate is stamped with a bronze star.

Before co-authoring, it has been a bronze level with zero stars...

"That's good? Hahaha..." Zhao Jiuzhou directly crumpled the voucher and threw it into the wastebasket next to him. There were already many similar paper balls in the wastebasket.Obviously this credential is really useless.

At the same time, he himself gradually began to feel that something was wrong, laughing as if his brain was out of control, but fortunately he could barely hold back, he tried his best to calm down his emotions, and asked suspiciously, "You are too fast Bar?"

"It's so fast!" The person in the service window shouted, and said anxiously and angrily, "You're done, next one!"

"Wait a minute!" Zhao Jiuzhou was unhappy now, "Do you know who I am? You don't even look at my psionic data?"

Who the hell are you?I think you are crazy!
The clerk became more and more anxious, "Are you sick? Personal psychic data is confidential, and you can't see it!"

"Oh... yes." Zhao Jiuzhou immediately realized that there is indeed such a thing. It seems that only the special psionic files can write the psionic data. Unless he tells others, others will not know.

That is to say, in recent years, the profession of demon hunters has begun to be pan-entertainment, and everyone's psionic data seems to have become very common and can be found.But if you really have the guts to inquire about the psychic data of the leader of Marci, then someone from the relevant hall will really come over to invite you to drink tea.After all, this data is directly related to life!

Even if Tang Wei is so famous as the world's number one expert, the most people now know is his spiritual strike power data - it may not be true. As for the other four items, except for the department that keeps his files, who can say Clear?I'm afraid that apart from Marci, the leader of the alliance, ordinary elders of the alliance may not be able to access Tang Wei's psychic data.

Ordinary people like Zhao Jiuzhou obviously lived in a peaceful environment for too long and too easily, so they forgot the importance of psionic data.Only when facing the window of the office of the Demon Hunters Association, people will remember the original power of this data again: If I can know the five dimensions of your spiritual power, then I can design a way to kill you Method.

—This was a common social situation many years ago.

Unlike now, those demon hunters participating in the World Cup wish the whole world could remember their statistics.

Really, the entire class has collectively declined...

Even the king demon hunter has lost the basic awe of his own identity.

You must know that even if you formed a team to fight monsters in the past, each team member only reported their own "main attribute" data with reservations, and each of them kept secret about their five-dimensional spiritual power, which was extremely mysterious.

For example, people like Zhao Jiuzhou usually only say that my inspiration is above five points, even if I am a little crazy, I can at most say that my inspiration is above ten points, which is enough for the job of an intelligence officer.The captain will not ask any more questions.

After all, your life is your own. If you die because of bragging, you are also responsible for it.

And what is the strength of the members, there is a more objective level of demon hunters as a reference.Therefore, because of this, the King Demon Hunter will only cooperate with the King Demon Hunter, and no one wants to be held back by the dish.

But in recent years...

"That's okay! The data can't reflect the true strength of a demon hunter at all!"

Zhao Jiuzhou, no matter the clerk had already called the number below, still occupied his seat and refused to stand up. He slapped the table and shouted, "I want to conduct a mystic appraisal! I am a mystic!!"

As soon as these words were spoken, the expressions of the staff in the window suddenly changed, and they confirmed 100%——

That's right!This kid is definitely mentally ill!

"I can't identify it!" He yelled in a panic, just wanting to drive Zhao Jiuzhou away quickly, "We don't have this condition here!"

"No conditions are required!" Zhao Jiuzhou also yelled, "Look at my battle record! Is it written! I killed two third-level monsters with bare hands last night!"

As soon as the voice fell, those who hadn't left in the office hall immediately looked over.

This bragging is too much!
"Brother, don't make trouble. Your battle records here clearly state that you killed two shit limes, and you used the skill of 'killing monsters with a whistle'. Be more rational. Mysteries are deceiving. The world There are no mystic masters in the world!" The staff at the service window began to persuade them earnestly, "Stop indulging in your own fantasies, fantasies have no way out!"

"Fuck! They're talking nonsense!" Zhao Jiuzhou was furious, "I'm obviously unarmed!"

"Look for yourself!" The staff in the window turned the screen of the computer over and roared, "You are just lucky, you killed two third-level shit limes, and just exploded two third-level crystal nuclei! Mu! Shi Lime! You are using your own awakening skills!"

Zhao Jiuzhou took a closer look, and it was really clearly written on it, two third-level feces limes, did not mention Ye Xiao at all, nor did he mention his unarmed skills, and suddenly became furious, "I'm stupid! This is impossible ! I want to prove it to you!"

"Don't mess around!" The person at the service window screamed.Standing on the sidelines and watching the busy office security for a long time, he finally took action, took out his pistol and pointed it at Zhao Jiuzhou, shouting: "Don't move!"

"I'll fuck your mother! I just want to take it out to show you, but I can't hit anyone!" Zhao Jiuzhou described his "mysterious skills" in a very vague expression, and then exerted all his strength, "Look at the trick!" !"

All the people in the audience were yelled at by him, and their hearts hung in their throats in unison.

But in the next second, nothing happened to Zhao Jiuzhou...

Zhao Jiuzhou: "..."

Everyone in the audience: "..."

The scene was silent for a while, and everyone stared blankly at Zhao Jiuzhou.

Damn, so embarrassing...

"Huh? Where's my Invincible Lightspeed Fist?"

Zhao Jiuzhou named it to himself, trying to break the passive atmosphere.

But on the fist, there is clearly no light at all.

"Brother, why don't you try..." the staff at the service window weakly reminded, "Use a whistle as a weapon?"

"What whistle?" Zhao Jiuzhou stared dissatisfiedly.

The clerk stammered, "That's right, it's the whistle you used last night..."

Zhao Jiuzhou said angrily: "It was taken away by the leader!"

"So! You don't even have a whistle, how can you kill monsters with a whistle?"

"I'm stupid! I don't have that ghost skill! I'm a mystic master! I use my bare hands! I use my bare hands to kill monsters!" Zhao Jiuzhou felt that if he didn't pretend to be this forceful today, his face would never come back, "Ah—look Trick! Look at the trick!! Look at the trick!!!"

……

"It's going to explode!"

In the banquet hall of Wanhaoju, the ball that Liu Yifei was holding in his arms suddenly flashed and flashed inside its body, emitting a fierce light.

"Spiritual power! It's really spiritual power!"

There were bursts of exclamations from the surrounding crowd.

"Biu! Biu!" Like a naughty child, the ball yelled twice as if it was playing. The wings that were originally folded suddenly opened again, and it flew out of Liu Yifei's arms with a slender tail. .

Immediately, its belly swelled, and only then did people see that there was a tiny hole in the front of its body, which should be its mouth.A mass of violent white light just spewed out from its mouth, like a straight long laser sword, shooting out from the heads of the crowd!
boom!
The white light hit the wall, blasting a big hole.

"Wow!" All the guests around exclaimed.

Someone in the crowd shouted in shock: "Double damage!"

Psionic and physical double damage!

"Master..." Xu Zhen's old servant was going crazy. This phantom spirit beast is worth more than 2000 million yuan?

The market price is more than [-] million yuan!

Even if there is a price but no market, it is impossible to buy it!

In this world, the output skills of demon hunters who possess both psionic power and physical damage can only be played by psionic power masters, and there are less than 5000 people in the world.And [-]% of them can cause extremely limited physical damage, almost at the level of scraping.There will never be more than [-] demon hunters in the world who can actually kill ordinary creatures with their own abilities!And the strength displayed by this phantom spirit beast at this time is simply the world's top king demon hunter!
Intuitively speaking, for a top demon hunter like Xu Zhen who can participate in the World Cup, aside from the fact that humans can use spiritual weapons, their own fighting power is definitely not as powerful as this ball!

Xu Zhen and the old servant looked at each other, the master and the servant saw deep regret in each other's eyes at the same time.

Is it worth paying such a high price to sleep with a woman?
After all, he really just wanted to sleep and had no intention of marrying the Liu family at all...

But now, what's the use of regretting?

Send it all out!
The second Liu Yifei injected her abilities into this egg, this egg was already bound to her life.

Concentric phantom spirit beasts are indestructible.

Unless the master hangs up...

"biu!"

"biu!"

"biu!"

The chubby fur balls are flying above everyone's heads.

In the bursts of explosions, a large amount of powder ash fell from the ceiling of the hotel.

Sun Wei hurriedly shouted at Liu Yifei: "Yifei! Stop her!"

"Ah?" Liu Yifei looked at Sun Wei helplessly, "I can't call it! It doesn't listen to me!"

"Phantom spirit beasts and their masters are connected in spirit, but their personalities are independent." Xu Zhen accepted the fact helplessly. Under the protection of a group of servants, he felt extremely regretful in his heart, and had to pretend he didn't care, "It probably has a husky personality again." , Phantom spirit beasts are like this."

Sun Wei nodded slightly, showing a wry smile.

Huskies are nothing...

A husky that has always been able to shoot at any time, and the owner is still Liu Yifei, which is a big headache.

It can't be to stop this ball...

Kill Liu Yifei, right?

……

"Ada!"

"I do not believe!"

"Come again!"

"watch out!"

"watch out!"

"watch out!"

The office hall at No. 17 of the Heihuling sub-helm of the Demon Hunters Association was blocked. Zhao Jiuzhou let everyone in the audience look at him with stupid eyes, but he just couldn't make the big move last night.

The white light that was originally summoned seemed to disappear suddenly, even if he was killed, it would not appear.

He gritted his teeth and made gestures like a clown for a long time. Finally, the moment he saw the sympathetic gaze of the apprentice in the window, his psychological defense was broken, and he reluctantly took a step back, "I am not in a good state today, this is not my true self." Level……"

"I know, I know, it's not your fault, it's the world's problem..."

The clerk changed into a tone of coaxing mental patients, "Why don't you go to another place and try?"

Zhao Jiuzhou was annoyed by the staff's tone, "You just don't believe that I can kill monsters with bare hands, do you?"

"Brother, it's like this. If you mean that you didn't use psychic weapons, and then you just killed the monsters with your skills, then Tang Wei can also spawn monsters with bare hands, Li Taihu can also spawn monsters with bare hands, and Wei Guanshan can also kill monsters with bare hands." Spawn monsters with bare hands, so I don't doubt you..." The clerk faced the mentally ill customer and explained hastily, "I just want to tell you that you may not understand this concept well. Spawn monsters with bare hands, and use Skill spawning monsters, that's a completely different thing, right?"

"Yeah, but I didn't..."

"Listen to me." The clerk interrupted, "Unarmed, it doesn't use skills or spiritual weapons, and kills the monster. You don't use weapons, but you use skills. That can’t be called unarmed monster killing, right?”

"Yeah, but I really didn't..."

"It doesn't matter." The clerk continued to interrupt, "Then what is a mystic? A mystic is a demon hunter who can use mystics to kill cursed spirits, right?"

"Yes." Zhao Jiuzhou nodded, "But I..."

"That's right!" The clerk shouted, "Then let me ask you, have you ever killed a cursed spirit body?"

"I didn't!" Zhao Jiuzhou, who was continuously interrupted, became angry and roared, "But I was really unarmed last night! I swear I didn't use skills! I didn't use weapons either! I didn't use anything! Just one Punch the monster to death!"

"Brother, really, can you stop being so arrogant, you must be using your skills. Your battle records last night are clearly written, your skills are killing monsters with whistles, and you not only used them Skills, and weapons, are your guard posts on duty..." The clerk was full of frustration and powerlessness, "How about this, if you insist on saying that you are a mystic, then you go get a curse spirit body Come and kill me, I promise to help you authenticate, okay?"

"Fuck! Do you think I'm an idiot?" Zhao Jiuzhou roared excitedly, "Where in this world did the cursed spirit come from?!"

"That's right!" The clerk was even more excited, "You also know that there are no magic spirits in this world, so where do you get a mystic?!"

"I……"

Zhao Jiuzhou was drawn in.

At this moment, he suddenly realized that he wanted to certify a mystic master on a whim, just to pretend to be aggressive, not to really believe that there are mystic masters in this world.But at this moment, with so many people watching around, does Zhao Jiuzhou want to lose face?
"No..." Zhao Jiuzhou could only bite the bullet, "Marcy is also a mystic master! Why don't you say it!"

When the people around heard the leader's name, they immediately showed a cautious look.

"Brother, I beg you..." The clerk really burst into tears, "Let's stop saying such stupid things, okay, Leader Ma himself is too embarrassed to mention these three words now, the mystic master is just pretending to be coercive Label!"

"What about the others?"

Zhao Jiuzhou continued to be dissatisfied, "Aren't there many mystic masters besides Marcy? How did they get certified?"

The clerk could only say: "Others secretly mail the application form over for verification, how can you come here during working hours to get it? This thing requires the unit leader to issue a letter of certification, and then pay the money."

"I still have to pay? Why do I have to pay?" Zhao Jiuzhou frowned.

"How do I know? I didn't set the rules. I'm just a part-time worker..."

The clerk went crazy, "Brother, I beg you to stop making trouble, the certification fee for a mystic master is 15 yuan. Even if you are really a mystic master, there is no need to waste your money, right? That is a group of rich Things that talents play, they entertain themselves..."

"Damn it!" Zhao Jiuzhou was shocked by this inside story.

When the other demon hunters who came to work around heard the news, they also made surprised remarks.

"So this is ah……"

"Let me just say, the mystic master has been falsified a long time ago, why continue to provide certification."

"Just to make money!"

"Nonsense, why do you open this store if you don't make money?"

"The Demon Hunters Association is getting worse and worse."

"No way, no income, I haven't paid membership dues for several years."

"Damn it, the Witcher Association collects money for a second, you're really going to have trouble, and when he dawdles to pay out the treatment fee, you're already in the coffin, why don't you just buy a business Insurance……"

how so……

Amidst the mutterings of the crowd, Zhao Jiuzhou's last yearning for the Mystic Master was completely destroyed.

This world is so dark.

There are lies everywhere, even the textbooks lie to me.

What about the "mysterious art alliance"?

It turned out that it was just to earn certification fees? !
Zhao Jiuzhou spent more than ten years building up the weak values, which collapsed at this moment...

He stared blankly at the clerk in the window.

Suddenly, the phone in his pocket buzzed.

"Hey, who is it?" Zhao Jiuzhou was so ashamed that he picked it up numbly.

On the other end of the phone, Pan Anda held two small red notebooks in his hand, a cigarette in his mouth, and said calmly with the night wind blowing: "Zhao Jiuzhou, your regularization formalities have passed, where are you now? I'll tell you Send your documents over there."

"I became a regular?" Zhao Jiuzhou was so dead that even the words on the grave were engraved, his eyes suddenly shone brightly, "I became a regular? What the hell did I become a regular!" He looked at the person in the window. The clerk repeatedly slapped the counter table.

Looking at Zhao Jiuzhou's crazy expression, the clerk thought that this guy was crazy, so he squeezed out a smiley face, "Then congratulations..."

"You're welcome!" Zhao Jiuzhou yelled, before the security guards with guns could attack him, he turned around and ran out of the office to inquire. He ran away without seeing anyone in the blink of an eye, and ended the farce forcefully.

Everyone in the office hall looked at the direction Zhao Jiuzhou was going away and shook their heads in unison.

"Poor thing, you're crazy at such a young age..."

"Oh, in this world..."

"The little people are too miserable..."

"What a mess, Liu Yifei's film has been messed up by him..."

On the video screen of the office, Liu Yifei's movie has been played to the end.Fairy Liu, who was photographed pure and lustful by the director, looked up at the sky and recited the lines: "I know that my wishful gentleman will one day ride the colorful auspicious clouds to marry me..."

Inside the Marriott in the business district, the ball finally stopped and fell back to the ground.

Then the hiccups started.

Every time you burp, you spit out a bubble.

Red fire, blue ice, purple electricity...

The surrounding guests were shocked and almost numb.

All attributes, high spiritual power, double damage attack phantom beast...

Just such a thing, if you let Marci use it, Marci will think it is too valuable...

(End of this chapter)