we are just monsters

Chapter 87 Becoming a Dog!

Before Lilith had time to do evil, she was caught by Gu Cheng, who dragged her neck and brought her into the house.

"She said there were no side effects." Xia Xiaoman was delighted, and bumped him with her shoulder, "Old Gu, you still worry about me."

Gu Cheng didn't make a sound, just looked at Lilith.

Lilith's eyes wandered.

"Witch...let me guess." Gu Cheng tapped his fingers on the table, and slowly said: "What you call magic, conjuring a book or a magic wand, is actually to reveal things that ordinary people can't see." Show it to people, right?"

Lilith looked up in surprise.

"Did I guess it?" Gu Cheng looked at her reaction and asked.

"Not at all."

"That part is it, little trick."

"It's great magic!"

"Well, great magic, how did the crystal ball realize the prediction of the future?"

Lilith didn't speak.

"What is the spell? Tell me?"

"..."

"List the ingredients of the magic potion."

"..."

No matter what Gu Cheng asked, Lilith remained silent. Only witches can own witches' things, so she couldn't tell Gu Cheng.

Even if he can't learn it, he can't say it. If there are witches like her hidden among human beings in the world, and she is tricked out by this guy's posting on the Internet, she is a sinner, a sinner of witches.

The chances are small, but just in case.

Gu Cheng didn't make things difficult for her, he squeezed his paw and let her go.

Before Lilith jumped out, she had to say something cruel, mumbled a spell, the cat's paw pointed at Gu Cheng and said, "Become a pig!"

Xia Xiaoman turned her head in surprise, ready to watch Gu Cheng turn into a pig.

After being cursed by a witch, it seems that you need a kiss to change back. I don't know if it is true.

If it turned into a big wild boar... Xia Xiaoman thought about it seriously, then forget it, she couldn't keep her mouth shut, so she asked Chen Hua to help.

Gu Cheng just sat there, looking at Lilith at the window expressionlessly.

The air was still for a while.

"Forget it, you're pretty pitiful, it's still the same." Lilith changed her words, and then jumped out of the window.

"It can't be changed."

Xia Xiaoman hissed, looking forward to it in vain.

"You know what her magic is all about?" she asked over her shoulder.

"Part of it."

"Which part?"

"Conjure something out of thin air, but it's not actually made out of thin air, otherwise the witches would have transformed into spaceships to travel in space."

"..."

Xia Xiaoman really didn't expect this level, magic can change things, but who would think of changing spaceships?Change the bottles and cans, and the firewood in the water tank is as good as the sky.

"The church says that black cats are the incarnation of witches and messengers of hell. From a certain point of view, witches are messengers of hell. They can communicate with the world of the dead."

"Hmm... what do you mean?" Xia Xiaoman was puzzled.

"For example, she took away your paper figurine, and then went to Chen Hua and the others to chant a set of spells. From their point of view, she conjured up a paper figurine out of thin air." His head was pulled off.

No wonder Lilith didn't use magic against him before, because it didn't work for him.

"Oh! It's the same for making me appear in the eyes of Lao Chen and the others!"

Xia Xiaoman suddenly realized.

She imitated Lilith's appearance and muttered aloud, then pointed at Gu Cheng: "Become a dog!"

Then Gu Cheng tapped his forehead.

"Hey, Lao Gu, you're still worried about me. What's this called? You don't like being polite."

Xia Xiaoman bumped into him, "You broke my handsome boy, pay me for it!"

"..."

Gu Cheng looked at the paper figurine in his hand, spit and glued it together, "Here."

"It's disgusting." Xia Xiaoman said in disgust.

She took the paper figurine with two fingers, and suddenly said: "If you take your saliva to the hospital for testing, what will it find?"

"Nothing can be tested."

"Ordinary human saliva? There is always dna."

"You can try it." Gu Cheng said.

"It seems that you have tried it a long time ago." Xia Xiaoman guessed, maybe even Chen Hua and the others had tried it.

Gu Cheng didn't say a word, in fact, he had sneaked into the hospital, became the deputy director, and fiddled with those instruments.

Xia Xiaoman was in a good mood, sitting on the refrigerator, dangling her little feet, her hands were wrapped in hair.

Gu Cheng originally wanted to go to the refrigerator to get an egg and a bowl of noodles for supper, but when he saw her sitting there, he canceled his plan.

It should be intentional.

"Do you want to eat?" Xia Xiaoman asked, confirming that she did it on purpose.

Gu Cheng thought about it, before he wanted to eat, sometimes he would touch his stomach first to make sure there was nothing in his stomach, and she noticed it.

"Huh? Don't eat?"

Seeing Gu Cheng turn back to the room, Xia Xiaoman jumped off the refrigerator.

"Don't scare Lao Chen with that cat." Gu Cheng said and closed the door.

Xia Xiaoman smiled smugly, then slipped out to find Lilith, and found the black cat in front of the window of Heishan, "I avenged you!"

"Meow?"

"The old ghost wanted to eat, but under my witty obstruction, he went to bed hungry."

She talked for a while, and then asked Lilith: "Is there a way for me to stay longer in this world?"

"Reincarnation, meow, shall I see you off?" Lilith asked.

"do not want!"

Xia Xiaoman took a step back.

"Why not?" Lilith looked at her, "This way I can get rid of the old ghost. I will be beaten up by him at most, don't worry."

"..."

Xia Xiaoman was touched, this witch can deal with her.

"I just want to spend more time in the world."

"Ok?"

"I don't want to get rid of him, in fact, I have been looking for him for many years."

"Are you looking for an old ghost?" Lilith was surprised.

"Human beings are weird, right?" Xia Xiaoman asked.

"It's so strange, human beings are really not smart." The witch couldn't figure out why the ghost wanted to find the old ghost, and it was scary to think about it.

"A life of dozens of years is too short to compare with you."

Xia Xiaoman smiled and said, "Not as smart as you."

She glanced at Heishan's window, inside Heishan seemed to be lying on the bed with something in his arms.

Lilith knew that it was Montenegro's money, and she didn't let go of this guy, she didn't sleep, she just waited to buy a mobile phone tomorrow.

Unable to find a chance to cheat Heishan of the money she had saved, she had no choice but to give up. With a few simple jumps, the black cat lay on the roof, bathing in the moonlight.

Even though she knew that the bumps on the moon were just reflecting sunlight without any mysterious power, she was still unwilling to give up this habit.

Moonlight grants witches powers.

"Why did you come to the East?" Xia Xiaoman asked from the side.

"Why did you come here..." Lilith repeated this sentence, thought for a while, and said, "It seems that at that time, I heard that there was a monk here who said that all living beings are equal, and that all living beings are saved."

"Buddha?" Xia Xiaoman was taken aback for a moment.

The black cat tilted its head, its eyes gleamed in the darkness, and thought about it: "I don't know, I just heard about it."

"and then?"

"So I came over to take a look, and found out that there is no such person, and there is no equality in the East, it's the same everywhere." Lilith said.

(End of this chapter)