Xianbang

Whoever loses will marry Wang Datou!

It can be seen that this kind of competition is absolutely cruel!

When Guo Yi saw Wang Datou himself, he immediately understood the reason!

There is no one uglier than him in this world. He is three feet tall, and his head takes up one foot of it. This feeling is like a match with a big bowl on it. .

It's off balance, like he's going to drop top-heavy to the ground at any moment.

A big head is not ugly, but the big mouth like a shark, like rows of teeth like kitchen knives, is a bit scary.

Even if Guo Yi casually looked at it, he would feel a chill, not to mention marrying him as his wife, it would definitely be more miserable than being pushed into a pit of fire.

Those two women were indeed not beauties, but they were also very tough, and when they fought, they showed the demeanor of a fierce general, one wheeled a millstone, and the other carried a big tree, fighting fiercely on the street.

However, compared with Wang Datou, these two sturdy women immediately looked "petite" and "elegant", giving people a feeling of flowers stuck in cow dung.

At this time, the five young generation's top powerhouses were sitting on the roof watching the commotion, making comments from time to time, which made people feel that the atmosphere was quite harmonious.

"Actually, I have never understood one thing. Why did Mo Wen and Sister Hua act as matchmakers for Wang Datou?" Guo Yi asked.

Wu Zhan said: "Cultivators are actually boring, and especially this group of talented guys, each of them started to practice right after birth. Apart from cultivation, there is almost no other fun. When we are together, we no longer need to be bound by the family and sect, and a group of boring people will naturally find a boring thing to do."

"Is that really the case?" Guo Yi asked.

"Isn't that what you think in your heart!" Wu Zhan said with a smile.

Guo Yi shook his head, he didn't think these talented guys would be so boring, obviously Wu Zhan wasn't telling the truth.

"boom!"

At this time, the shrew who was swinging the millstone threw the millstone out, smashing all the ancient wood on the opponent's shoulders and knocking them to the ground.

This is a good opportunity. The shrew who threw the millstone rushed up and held down the opponent, then punched the opponent's head, directly collapsing the entire face.

He even killed his opponent with one punch.

"I won, I won, I don't need to marry him!" The shrew jumped up from the ground, dancing and laughing wildly. This was not a sense of joy of victory, but a sense of joy of relief.

Mo Wen is a boy who looks to be only eighteen or nineteen years old, his face looks a little pale, the most surprising thing is that there are actually two pupils in his eyes, one pupil is like a rock, and the other pupil is like a dead wood.

And he doesn't have any human breath on him, just like his pupils, like a rock, but also like a piece of dead wood.

He flew down from the roof, then walked up to the shrew, took her hand, and said with a smile: "Congratulations, beautiful girl, you have officially become Wang Datou's wife now. Datou, why don't you come over and hold her?" Your daughter-in-law."

The shrew screamed immediately, and said, "I obviously won, why should I marry him?"

"Khan, there is no way, who told her to die, you are left alone now, if you don't marry him, he will never find a woman in his life. I can only express my great apologies for this matter." Mo Wen patted the shrew on the shoulder lightly, with a look of guilt on his face.

Wang Datou was already happily hugging his daughter-in-law to the bridal chamber, but what Guo Yi wondered was whether this guy would directly crush the shrews to death.

Guo Yi and Wu Zhan walked over slowly, and the remaining four strong men of the younger generation all paid attention to Guo Yi at the same time.

Besides Mo Wen and Sister Hua, there are two other men.

One of them has eight arms, and he is the eighth-ranked number one alchemist of the younger generation in the world. I heard that he can forge eight star artifacts at the same time, and he is more efficient than those cultivators who have cultivated for tens of thousands of years. The grade is even higher.

He is a member of the Qianshou clan, and now he is the core disciple of Duobao Daochang, named Chang Jian.

But the other person seemed a lot more ordinary, with ordinary looks, ordinary clothes, and even ordinary temperament. He was the kind of person who could knock down a large area by throwing a stone on the street.

Guo Yi only knew his name was Cai Shu.

"The fastest speed in the world, Guo Yi."

Sister Hua suddenly flew up from the roof, her body turned into a stream of extreme light, and took down the plaque on the gate of a mansion three hundred miles away, and then sat on the roof again.

The whole process happened in an instant, people with poor eyesight thought she hadn't moved at all, this speed was extremely fast, even stronger than the older generation of strong men.

"Can your speed be so fast?" Sister Hua played with the plaque in her hand, and then her body suddenly disappeared, and she hung the plaque back on the gate of the mansion three hundred miles away, and returned to the roof, still sitting on the same spot. land.

This time her speed was even faster, even Chang Jian and Cai Shu were sitting next to her, they just felt a gust of wind blowing, as if she had never left the roof.

But when she sat down, she looked proudly at Guo Yi, then she was stunned, then touched her chest, gave Guo Yi a hard look, and said, "Young thief."

It turned out that Guo Yi was holding a pink corset in his hand at this time, and he put it on the tip of his nose and sniffed it deeply, then smiled and said: "People often call me like that."

"It's so fast, brother, this move is high enough! When did you take off Sister Hua's corset?" A rough voice came from behind Guo Yi, and with a strong airflow, he clicked. Guo Yi was blown away.

Guo Yi stabilized his footsteps, turned his head, and suddenly saw a house-sized head looking at him, it wasn't Wang Datou.He had already finished his bridal chamber, and now he was walking over with his daughter-in-law in his arms.

In the world, only this guy can blow people away for thousands of miles with one breath.

Guo Yi patted his chest with lingering fear, and said: "What is my speed? The speed of Brother Wang's bridal chamber is the best in the world. Isn't this a little too fast?"

Wang Datou actually smiled shyly: "A man's first time is always very fast!"

A black line appeared on Guo Yi's forehead!

Wu Zhan suppressed his laughter until his face turned purple.

Chang Jian and Cai Shu nodded at the same time, agreeing with Wang Datou's words very much, as if they had come here.At the same time, they realized something was wrong, and quickly coughed twice, pretending to be serious.

Mo Wen was the only one present with a dazed expression. It was obvious that the number one powerhouse of the younger generation didn't know anything about men and women.

At this time, Sister Hua still looked at Guo Yi angrily, broke the silence of the scene, and shouted: "Guo Yin thief, when did you take off my corset?"

Guo Yi quickly turned his head, chuckled, and said: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, no matter how fast I am, I will not be able to take off your bra without anyone noticing it. Actually , In fact, this bra is because you ran too fast just now, Sister Hua, and you fell out by yourself, and I accidentally picked it up."

"Wow! This corset actually belongs to Sister Hua, and Sister Hua is actually wearing a pink corset." Wang Datou cried out with his eyes shining, but immediately wailed again. It turned out that he was beaten by his wife. He pinched him hard.

When Sister Hua was teased by them, she immediately trembled with anger, and her face flushed with embarrassment.

Seeing that Sister Hua was so angry, Guo Yi also felt that this prank was a little too much, then he lifted up the bra and said, "Sister Hua, I will return it to you."

"I don't want it anymore." Sister Hua roared, and then lit a fire in her fingers, trying to burn the corset in Guo Yi's hand.

This flame turned out to be hellfire, even stronger than Guo Yi's fourth transformation profound fire. It seems that she not only wanted to burn the corset, but also wanted to burn Guo Yi together.

But at this moment, Mo Wen stepped on the ground, and a wave of air suddenly shook, directly extinguishing the underworld fire flying in midair.

"Sister Hua, can you stop killing people first, anyway, Guo Yi and you are considered to have a relationship, if you do this, you are disrespecting feelings." Mo Wen said solemnly.

Is this also a relationship?Guo Yi was almost knocked out by Mo Wen's words, and he once again experienced the ability of the world's number one love saint to mess up mandarin ducks.

Mo Wen asked again: "Brother Guo, I intend to be your matchmaker. I wonder if you have a lover now?"

When Guo Yi saw his friendly expression, a black line appeared on his forehead again, and at this time, the eyes of Wu Zhan and others became a little unnatural. Obviously, it was not the first time they saw Mo Wen as a matchmaker. Yes, Wang Datou is a living example.

"What if there is no lover?" Guo Yi had a bad feeling in his heart.

Mo Wen was overjoyed, and said: "That's just right, lovers will finally get married, and now you and Sister Hua will enter the bridal chamber, and there is no need for heaven and earth to worship. I have managed two happy marriages in one day, and my merits are immeasurable."

"Then what if you have a lover?" Guo Yi felt even worse.

The smile on Mo Wen's face disappeared instantly, and he said: "Then there is no other way, I can only kill you on the charge of molesting a good woman."

Mo Wen's expression was very serious, it didn't look like he was joking at all, if he said he wanted to kill someone, he would strike immediately, as soon as he stretched out his hand, the sky suddenly changed, with black clouds like cover and colorful clouds like blood, a feeling of suffocation enveloped him Down, as if to destroy the whole world.

This power can actually be compared with the Taoist master.

Guo Yi's face changed, he didn't expect Mo Wen to be so heaven-defying, it simply went beyond common sense.

"Actually, I don't have a lover at all." Guo Yiqiang said calmly.

"Say it earlier! I don't like killing people, except of course those who spoil love." Mo Wen quickly withdrew his hand, and the whole world calmed down.

"He lied to you, he has a lover, and I am his lover." A woman's beautiful voice came from above the clouds, and then Yun Xian'er flew down from the sky and stuck to Guo Yi's body, like that It's really like a long-lost lover.

Mo Wen suddenly smiled, and said: "That's better, the old rules, the competition is determined to belong to. Sister Hua, you should prepare well first, I am optimistic about you!"

Two women fight, and it's about to hit the streets again.

Guo Yi now finally understands why the two women fought. It turned out that it was all forced by Mo Wen, the number one lover in the world.

Wu Zhan nodded to Guo Yi, as if saying, "Now do you understand what's going on?"

This time Yun Xian'er miscalculated, she did not expect to meet a lover who doesn't understand emotions, and her cultivation is terrible, she wanted to plot against Guo Yi, but instead plotted herself into it.