Chapter 293 I'm Laughing My Dad to Death, Please Subscribe and Ask for a Monthly Pass~
Soon, it was the turn of Wu Jiangtao and Miyamoto Hozo to appear.
At this time, netizens who watched the live broadcast on the Internet sent bullet screens one after another, or left messages on the side of the video page...
"Fight! The little Yingben devil who has a good life playing shit!"
"Come on! Don't lose!"
"One word, do it!"
……
Netizens who watched the live broadcast on the Internet all cheered Wu Jiangtao up, while the audience in front of the domestic TVs watched the two people appearing on the screen, and they were also nervous and looking forward to it...
"In my personal judgment, Wu Jiangtao's experience in competitions is still too little. I'm afraid it's the first time he has stepped into such a big competition ring. Looking at the noise from the scene, he must have been under a lot of pressure. On the other hand, Miyamoto Huo Zang, the record in the top international competitions in the past few years has been very good, and even entered the top four in the world throne title battle, the record is quite good, not to be underestimated!"
On the TV, a special guest of a very experienced martial arts competition in China began to evaluate the martial artists from both sides.
"So, Teacher Xu, are you not optimistic about Wu Jiangtao?"
"Uh, I can't say whether I like it or not. I just analyze the results of the two of them in the ring competition in the past. You have to compare them to find out who is stronger and who is weaker. As for who wins and who loses... who knows Woolen cloth!"
The guest surnamed Xu was tall and bearded, and said with a smile: "The martial arts competition will start soon, let us wait and see... However, Miyamoto Hizou can perform amazingly, for the sake of the world this year In the First Martial Arts Competition, he has been submerged in the master's school for half a year, and he may have cultivated a lot of unique skills..."
"A unique move? Mr. Xu, you are very familiar with Ying Kingdom's Unlimited Martial Arts. What unique move do you think Miyamoto Hizo might have mastered?"
"Hmm... After years of research and understanding of the Ying Kingdom's Bushido, Unlimited Martial Arts is based on legwork. Although there are also karate and wrestling, the foundation is in Yingfeng's kicks. I think everyone is very familiar with Unlimited Yingfeng. Zhang also understands..."
The audience in front of the TV: "..."
Netizens watching the live broadcast on the Internet: "..."
Uh... Isn't this one of the famous pissing off the wind a few years ago, after Yingguo Unlimited Martial Arts became famous on the Huaxia Internet?
The Unlimited School of Yingguo Martial Arts World's Unlimited School is really a kind of kick technique. It is a very performative and powerful move. Can jump as far as a foot...
Unlimited Bushido uses this kick to infer the skill of the disciples.
At this moment, some netizens finally feel that something is wrong.
"What's wrong with Mr. Xu... keep talking about how strong Miyamoto Hozo is, who do you look down on?"
"Listen to what he said first, and let the bullets fly for a while!"
……
Facing the camera lens, this Teacher Xu talked eloquently, "Since facing the wind, there have been [-] poses that have become more and more perfect without limits, namely Flying Dragon in the Sky, Crystal Love, Poisonous Dragon Drill, and Raptors Crossing. Jiang, sitting freely on the lotus, invincible Hot Wheels, one shot into the soul, entwined with tender bones, mandarin duck legs, Lu Jiu style, explosive pulp lock throat, domineering trolley, remorseful dragon, scissors feet, one finger of consonance, great teleportation of heaven and earth, A pillar of nine heavens..."
When this guy said this, the host didn't let this guy talk anymore, and quickly changed the topic to talk about other things. Seeing the name of this move, it's not serious.
Finally, the referee on the ring is in place——
"The third main match of the World's No. [-] Martial Arts Competition, the seventh competition, starts now!"
Almost as soon as the words fell, Miyamoto Hizou on the ring suddenly stomped his feet on the ground, his body rose violently, and he swept across with his legs in an instant, making a palpitating sound of breaking through the air in mid-air!
But Wu Jiangtao didn't move, raised his hand and punched him, and went up to meet him tit for tat!
boom!
The front of the feet and the front of the fist are tough!
A tooth-piercing collision sound spread, as the audience had expected, all kinds of beautiful combos and fights did not happen, just this collision, the two people on the ring were instantly separated...
Wu Jiangtao stood there, motionless, staring at his opponent quietly, as if the opponent's ferocious kick just now didn't bring him any impact.
And not far in front of him, Miyamoto Hizo, who was squatting slightly with his left foot in front and his right foot behind him, tried hard to pretend to be peaceful, but his face was flushed, especially his left eyelid was trembling uncontrollably with -
This scene was unreservedly displayed in front of everyone under the close-up of the 16K-level camera at the scene.
he is...
What's wrong?
Everyone had doubts on their faces, but the host of the live broadcast immediately seized the opportunity, turned around and asked Teacher Xu beside him, "Mr. Xu, is Miyamoto Hozo contestant gathering strength to unleash some kind of trick?"
"This……"
This Teacher Xu suddenly leaned forward, staring at Miyamoto Hozo on the stage with a solemn face, "That's right, if I'm not mistaken, this seems to be a preparation for the domineering cart in Unlimited Eighteen Forms." Start, player Wu Jiangtao, be careful..."
Before he finished speaking, he saw that Miyamoto Hizou on the ring still couldn't hold back. While staring at Wu Jiangtao who was standing motionless not far in front of him, he couldn't help lowering his body slightly, and stretched out. shot...
He rubbed his right foot down vigorously.
Die!
Pain Pain! ! !
Audience: "∑(〇О〇)"
Moderator: "∑(〇О〇)"
The words of the special guest Teacher Xu came to an abrupt end——
"∑ (〇О〇)"
This, what is this...
"LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL……"
In the next moment, whether it was the live audience, those in front of the TV, or watching the live broadcast in front of the computer, all the audience laughed like crazy!
Is this guy on stage for a joke? !
Obviously it was a kick, but the opponent just punched and punched hard, and couldn't hold back anymore?
"What the hell, just now I heard this very old Mr. Xu kept talking about how strong Huozang is, and how powerful he is, and what kind of record is he in the top four in the throne battle... how powerful do you think it is? It turns out... That's it?!"
"No, I listened to this guy's commentary in the past, and he was very good. Why is his butt so crooked in today's commentary of this contest! He went to the other side of the crooked little days..."
"Hahahahahaha, no, you're laughing at me to death!"
"That's it...return the top four in the battle for the throne?!"
……
At this time, the screen on the TV screen was facing the ring all the time, but Miyamoto Hizou was still rubbing his right foot, his face was quite ugly, and only the voice of the host was left in the commentary. The teacher Xu who talked a lot just now Already completely speechless...
What the hell did he say? !
The scene in front of me was like a slap in the face...
(End of this chapter)
Soon, it was the turn of Wu Jiangtao and Miyamoto Hozo to appear.
At this time, netizens who watched the live broadcast on the Internet sent bullet screens one after another, or left messages on the side of the video page...
"Fight! The little Yingben devil who has a good life playing shit!"
"Come on! Don't lose!"
"One word, do it!"
……
Netizens who watched the live broadcast on the Internet all cheered Wu Jiangtao up, while the audience in front of the domestic TVs watched the two people appearing on the screen, and they were also nervous and looking forward to it...
"In my personal judgment, Wu Jiangtao's experience in competitions is still too little. I'm afraid it's the first time he has stepped into such a big competition ring. Looking at the noise from the scene, he must have been under a lot of pressure. On the other hand, Miyamoto Huo Zang, the record in the top international competitions in the past few years has been very good, and even entered the top four in the world throne title battle, the record is quite good, not to be underestimated!"
On the TV, a special guest of a very experienced martial arts competition in China began to evaluate the martial artists from both sides.
"So, Teacher Xu, are you not optimistic about Wu Jiangtao?"
"Uh, I can't say whether I like it or not. I just analyze the results of the two of them in the ring competition in the past. You have to compare them to find out who is stronger and who is weaker. As for who wins and who loses... who knows Woolen cloth!"
The guest surnamed Xu was tall and bearded, and said with a smile: "The martial arts competition will start soon, let us wait and see... However, Miyamoto Hizou can perform amazingly, for the sake of the world this year In the First Martial Arts Competition, he has been submerged in the master's school for half a year, and he may have cultivated a lot of unique skills..."
"A unique move? Mr. Xu, you are very familiar with Ying Kingdom's Unlimited Martial Arts. What unique move do you think Miyamoto Hizo might have mastered?"
"Hmm... After years of research and understanding of the Ying Kingdom's Bushido, Unlimited Martial Arts is based on legwork. Although there are also karate and wrestling, the foundation is in Yingfeng's kicks. I think everyone is very familiar with Unlimited Yingfeng. Zhang also understands..."
The audience in front of the TV: "..."
Netizens watching the live broadcast on the Internet: "..."
Uh... Isn't this one of the famous pissing off the wind a few years ago, after Yingguo Unlimited Martial Arts became famous on the Huaxia Internet?
The Unlimited School of Yingguo Martial Arts World's Unlimited School is really a kind of kick technique. It is a very performative and powerful move. Can jump as far as a foot...
Unlimited Bushido uses this kick to infer the skill of the disciples.
At this moment, some netizens finally feel that something is wrong.
"What's wrong with Mr. Xu... keep talking about how strong Miyamoto Hozo is, who do you look down on?"
"Listen to what he said first, and let the bullets fly for a while!"
……
Facing the camera lens, this Teacher Xu talked eloquently, "Since facing the wind, there have been [-] poses that have become more and more perfect without limits, namely Flying Dragon in the Sky, Crystal Love, Poisonous Dragon Drill, and Raptors Crossing. Jiang, sitting freely on the lotus, invincible Hot Wheels, one shot into the soul, entwined with tender bones, mandarin duck legs, Lu Jiu style, explosive pulp lock throat, domineering trolley, remorseful dragon, scissors feet, one finger of consonance, great teleportation of heaven and earth, A pillar of nine heavens..."
When this guy said this, the host didn't let this guy talk anymore, and quickly changed the topic to talk about other things. Seeing the name of this move, it's not serious.
Finally, the referee on the ring is in place——
"The third main match of the World's No. [-] Martial Arts Competition, the seventh competition, starts now!"
Almost as soon as the words fell, Miyamoto Hizou on the ring suddenly stomped his feet on the ground, his body rose violently, and he swept across with his legs in an instant, making a palpitating sound of breaking through the air in mid-air!
But Wu Jiangtao didn't move, raised his hand and punched him, and went up to meet him tit for tat!
boom!
The front of the feet and the front of the fist are tough!
A tooth-piercing collision sound spread, as the audience had expected, all kinds of beautiful combos and fights did not happen, just this collision, the two people on the ring were instantly separated...
Wu Jiangtao stood there, motionless, staring at his opponent quietly, as if the opponent's ferocious kick just now didn't bring him any impact.
And not far in front of him, Miyamoto Hizo, who was squatting slightly with his left foot in front and his right foot behind him, tried hard to pretend to be peaceful, but his face was flushed, especially his left eyelid was trembling uncontrollably with -
This scene was unreservedly displayed in front of everyone under the close-up of the 16K-level camera at the scene.
he is...
What's wrong?
Everyone had doubts on their faces, but the host of the live broadcast immediately seized the opportunity, turned around and asked Teacher Xu beside him, "Mr. Xu, is Miyamoto Hozo contestant gathering strength to unleash some kind of trick?"
"This……"
This Teacher Xu suddenly leaned forward, staring at Miyamoto Hozo on the stage with a solemn face, "That's right, if I'm not mistaken, this seems to be a preparation for the domineering cart in Unlimited Eighteen Forms." Start, player Wu Jiangtao, be careful..."
Before he finished speaking, he saw that Miyamoto Hizou on the ring still couldn't hold back. While staring at Wu Jiangtao who was standing motionless not far in front of him, he couldn't help lowering his body slightly, and stretched out. shot...
He rubbed his right foot down vigorously.
Die!
Pain Pain! ! !
Audience: "∑(〇О〇)"
Moderator: "∑(〇О〇)"
The words of the special guest Teacher Xu came to an abrupt end——
"∑ (〇О〇)"
This, what is this...
"LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL……"
In the next moment, whether it was the live audience, those in front of the TV, or watching the live broadcast in front of the computer, all the audience laughed like crazy!
Is this guy on stage for a joke? !
Obviously it was a kick, but the opponent just punched and punched hard, and couldn't hold back anymore?
"What the hell, just now I heard this very old Mr. Xu kept talking about how strong Huozang is, and how powerful he is, and what kind of record is he in the top four in the throne battle... how powerful do you think it is? It turns out... That's it?!"
"No, I listened to this guy's commentary in the past, and he was very good. Why is his butt so crooked in today's commentary of this contest! He went to the other side of the crooked little days..."
"Hahahahahaha, no, you're laughing at me to death!"
"That's it...return the top four in the battle for the throne?!"
……
At this time, the screen on the TV screen was facing the ring all the time, but Miyamoto Hizou was still rubbing his right foot, his face was quite ugly, and only the voice of the host was left in the commentary. The teacher Xu who talked a lot just now Already completely speechless...
What the hell did he say? !
The scene in front of me was like a slap in the face...
(End of this chapter)
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