This late Ming Dynasty is outrageous

Chapter 38 35: Have you heard?The palace is full of fake eunuchs

"I didn't expect you, a fisherman's girl, to be able to read and write?"

In the small fishing boat sat two scholars in white robes, one with a goatee and the other with a white face and no beard.

The older man was stroking his beard, squinting his eyes up and down, looking at the figure of the fisherman in front of him with a serious face.

I wait for scholars to pay attention to being upright and upright in everything they do.

The fisherman's girl was petite, with bare feet, but unfortunately her feet were a bit big, which made him frown slightly.

Big feet are exclusive to the noble daughters of Uncle Man's family, so does a mere fisherman's daughter have big feet?

He just felt dazzling.

The old man was punting the boat, and the fisherman was not shy either.She held a book in her hand and said with a sweet smile: "We just read something to earn a stutter. If the master likes it, give him a little reward. If he doesn't like it, I will leave immediately."

"Come on, read it. If you read it well, I will give you a chance to read and write, sir."

The fisherman's girl opened the book and put it on her knees, and then there was a crisp sound like silver bells, hearing the story of the brothel, coupled with the light voice of the girl, two scholars, one big and one small, silently Swallowing his saliva, he picked up his teacup and drank continuously.

The boat leisurely came to the middle of the river unknowingly.

The two scholars, one big and one small, gradually turned pale, trembling all over, and looked frightened: "You...don't read."

What about the story of the brothel, why did you go to the palace?

The fisherman's girl smiled lightly: "Why, you don't dare to listen to the story of the Empress Dowager? Just now I saw that you listened so much that I wish I could replace it with myself."

"To shut up……"

"My master, please kneel down and listen."

"You... are bold."

"Master, please look outside."

The goatee stretched out his head to look out, and his heart suddenly became cold.

The boat has reached the middle of the big river, and there are many similar boats around, and the sound of reading is also coming from those boats.

Lord, am I in a den of thieves?
The goatee's face turned bitter: "Girl, we have no grievances in the past, and we have no grievances in the present, so why do you want to cheat me?"

The fisherman's girl blinked her eyes: "I asked you to listen just now, but you scolded me. Now I ask the master to kneel down and listen. Only when you listen well can you go ashore. If you don't listen well, you can stay in the river."

"There is no one in this world who forces people to listen to books."

"The master listens or not."

"How can I be afraid of you? I just want to learn more knowledge."

"Yes, what's wrong with me waiting for scholars to kneel down and ask for knowledge? This is a good story."

"To kneel down and ask for knowledge is to respect the teacher."

……

At the corner of the street, a dozen beggars gathered together.

"Have you heard? The harem of the Qing Dynasty is full of fake eunuchs."

"real or fake?"

"Of course it's true... No, the eunuch is a fake, but it's true."

"Yes, yes, there is someone named Wei Xiaobao who actually messed with Princess Jianning, and also made the Empress Dowager hehehe..."

"Hey hey what do you mean?"

"Don't interrupt."

"I didn't interrupt, tell me quickly, what's going on behind the scenes, I'll wait to hear, stop hey hey."

"You...I'm too lazy to explain to you."

"Right, let's talk about the eunuch."

"It is said that this boy was not castrated at that time."

"No, how did I hear that Princess Jianning took a fancy to him and changed him for a donkey?"

"Nonsense, obviously the Empress Dowager fell in love with it, but was stolen several times by the princess."

"Hiss, isn't the Empress Dowager the Holy Mother?"

"The Virgin is also a mother, what do you know?"

"Brother, there's nothing wrong."

A brothel.

"Master, how do you want to play?"

The fat man took a peek outside the door, then, after closing the door behind him, came back thievingly.

He excitedly pulled his best friend, and said expectantly: "Juan'er, do you know about Lu Ding Ji?"

Juan'er was taken aback for a moment: "That's anti..."

"Don't worry about rebellion. Today, master, I am a little eunuch. Let's have the addiction of being the empress dowager."

a certain country.

The shopkeeper carrying the load knocked on the wooden doors of every house.

"Brother, do you want a statue of the Virgin Mary?"

"Do not……"

"Give it to me for free, this thing is so good, I promise to make my brother more powerful, more children and more grandchildren."

"For free? Brother, what are you doing?"

"I, the credit person, I don't need money for this statue of the Madonna, I give it away for free. In the future, brother, your family will flourish, and I will come to the door. Just promise me one thing, brother."

"That can."

"I also included a set of mantras here. When you recite the mantras while doing things, the louder the voice, the faster the speaking speed, the more concentrated the energy, the better the effect."

"Thank you brother, you taught me twice."

"Listen up, Bumbutai—give me strength! You read continuously, aloud, and quickly, aren't you particularly energetic?"

"It works... what does that mean?"

"Ahem, this is the name of the Virgin Mary, called Bumbutai. As long as the spell bears this name, other words don't matter."

"Thank you brother, come in and have a seat?"

"No need, remember to stick it on the head of the bed, it will be more effective. I have to go to the next one..."

Carrying burdens, the peddlers walked through the streets, knocking on the doors of the common people one by one, and the melodious voices of yelling came to mind on the street: "Credit like people, credit like~~~"

"Dog slave, come here."

The peddler was yelling and walking forward carrying a load, when suddenly, a man with his hands behind his back shouted to stop him brazenly.

The peddler's expression changed, and he silently touched his lower back.

Uncle Man was carrying a birdcage, and walked up to him step by step: "Dog slave, are you on credit?"

The peddler nodded and bowed: "Uncle Man, I don't want money, I will give it for free, and I will also give you a spell."

"What are you doing?"

"This... the effect is that the dragon is strong and the tiger is fierce, with many children and grandchildren. Stick it on the head of the bed, recite the spell, and the effect will be great."

"I want it all."

"It's not... Uncle Man, you..."

"I have a lot of family members, get out." Uncle Man grabbed the burden and said, "Are you a traitor?"

The peddler was so startled that he almost drew his knife and slashed at the person.

Uncle Man sneered: "Virtue, the whole world belongs to our Uncle Man. What's the matter if we want some portraits of you? Let me ask you, can this thing fit on your body?"

Vendor: "Huh?"

"Master, let me ask you, can you stick it on your back and stomach."

Vendor: "" Yes! ""

Uncle Man laughed loudly: "You dog slave, it's not good to put it on the bed."

Uncle Man asked the incantation and left contentedly.

When I got home, I called my wife, and in broad daylight, I pushed forward to hold the window.

Then, take out a portrait and stick it on the back.

Uncle Man's face was full of piousness: "Bumu Butai give Uncle Man strength!"

That night, in the whole Zhuangzi, roars resounded one after another throughout the night.

half a month later.

Beijing.

A fat man with a happy face and a middle-aged man holding a folding fan walked into the brothel that had been scouted for a long time ago.

The fat man bent over with a smile on his face: "Master, I have already searched for it for you, today this is the best."

"Hahaha, take Grandpa to have a look."

"Master, here, hehehe is taking a bath, please go in and scare her."

The Mandarin smiled and stretched out his hand to push the door.

Just then, next door...

"Bumubutai, I'm Cao ah ah ah!"

I am Cao.

The Manchu trembled, his face changed wildly, and he hurriedly looked towards the next room.

The fat man was also stunned, and then he thought of something, his fat face turned pale.

However, this sound was like a signal.

The originally suppressed movement in the rest of the room was suddenly ignited.Uncle Man felt that the floors under his feet were shaking, and the successive roars were like thunder, which made his brain buzzing, and Bumbutai's voice kept coming from his ears.

"Bumbutai, I beat you to death, you bastard."

"Come on!"

"Bi Yibi next door, Bum Butai empowers me! Ho Ho Ho!"

"Master, can you be afraid of you soft-legged shrimp? Bumubutai Chong Chong!"

Uncle Man at the door: "..."

He turned his head stiffly and looked at the pale fat man beside him.The fat man was trembling all over, his fat was trembling too, his lips were trembling too, and he said with a mournful face, "Master, I really don't know..."

"Don't call someone yet."

The Mandarin grabbed his fists and stretched his head, let out a roar, then raised his feet and kicked the fat guy in the stomach.As a result, because the elasticity was too great, it was directly hit against the door and fell into the room.

The pretty woman who was squatting in the wooden barrel and waiting in the room suddenly made a face full of panic: "Who are you..."

"What do you want to do to me, Bumbutai?"

'I, I, I shouted...'

Uncle Man, who was burning with anger, suddenly swallowed his saliva when he heard the words.

(End of this chapter)