Entertainment from Charlotte's Troubles

Chapter 294 This is the life I yearn for, not the tribe I yearn for

"I don't have much food in my hometown. If the program team wants to make a long-term plan, it's better to grow some by myself, so as to save money and go out to buy it. It takes hours to go back and forth, and it's dark when I come back."

Yuan Hua made a suggestion to He Ling.

The things grown in the rural fields are nothing more than fruits and vegetables, potatoes, sweet potatoes and so on. Although he doesn't know what the guests order each time, he probably won't order according to the vegetarian menu.

Eating potatoes and cabbage all at once, the program team probably won't be able to show it.

Might as well plant some yourself.

"Although you are called Longing for Life, and the slogan you use is slow variety show, but apart from the rural atmosphere in the small courtyard, where is it slow?"

Yuan Hua almost said that they were trying to sell dog meat, He Ling was very embarrassed.

"This is only the first season of the show, and there are many deficiencies. Thank you, Mr. Yuan, for correcting me. We will try our best to do our best in the future."

"Teacher Yuan has anything to say, just say it, we accept both criticism and praise."

"Mr. He is being polite. I don't dare to make suggestions. Don't let Mr. Huang hear, or he will cut me off."

In less than a second, Yuan Hua faltered.

Hearing this, everyone laughed.

He Ling smiled and said: "I mean it, I hope every guest who comes here can give some suggestions, especially you, Teacher Yuan, you are an expert in variety shows."

Yuan Hua produced a lot of variety shows, all of which were hits.

Shonan Satellite TV's fast instinct is what it is today, and it is more or less inseparable from him.

Before Yuan Hua made his debut, Kuaiben had always been the trump card in the variety show, with the highest ratings, followed by the masked singer king, a freshman in college season, the birth of an actor, the birth of a director, each became more popular than the other.

There are so many varieties of variety shows that captivate the audience's eyes, and everyone no longer reads quick books.

"Then let me talk about it." Yuan Hua looked at the ground under his feet and said, "The program team records each season for more than one month. I think the time is too short, at least three months."

"But there are only twelve episodes in a season." He Ling explained: "Each episode is recorded for one day, plus editing and post-production, and it takes an average of three days to come out for an episode."

"Is the three-month period too long? How many guests do we have to record? Or we can only extend the recording time of each episode, such as three to five days."

"But if that's the case, the content of the video will be incoherent. After all, we only have nine 10 minutes in one episode."

The content of nine 10 minutes, according to his many years of experience in variety shows, can be recorded for a maximum of two days, and it is unnecessary to be longer.

Yuan Hua shook his head: "I mean the extension of the cycle is not on the recording, but on you, Mr. Huang and the director."

"The recording interval between each of your episodes should not be too short, one recording every ten days, one and a half days each time."

"Guests should have more activities, such as letting them grow their own vegetables, feed pigs, etc., so that from the beginning of the first episode to the end of the last episode, the program group has all the meals. This is called life."

Jiang Luxia nodded when she heard the words: "Yes, I watched the previous episodes. After the guests came, they didn't have much work to do, and they couldn't chat for so long. It's hard to sit still."

He Ling nodded solemnly: "I've made a note, and I'll discuss it with Teacher Huang tonight."

Indeed, as Yuan Hua said, the show is called Longing for Life, but there is no breath of life at all. It is Mr. Huang's job to cook, and it is his job to chat with the guests.

After the guests came, they sat and chatted for a while, had a meal at noon and afternoon, took a bath and went to bed at night, and packed their luggage and left the next day.

The first episode with the highest ratings was the first episode. It was fresh at that time, but there were more ups and downs later on. The main reason was the lineup of guests.

The ratings are high when popular artists come, and low when they are not popular.

This phenomenon is contrary to the original intention of the show. He and Huang Lei originally thought that the audience watched the desired life because they liked to watch it, not because of the guests.

"My suggestion is not necessarily correct. The specific operation should be judged according to the actual situation of the program. Brother Jing, pull out two white radishes. After a while, let's go to the fellow's house to buy a duck and make soup for dinner."

"Brother Zhang, Xiao Jiang, I will leave the onion, ginger, garlic and ingredients to you, let's divide the work and cooperate."

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Half an hour later, everyone returned to the mushroom house. Without waiting for Huang Lei to start, Wu Jing and Zhang Yu went into the kitchen to kill ducks, Jiang Luxia made the ingredients, and Zhang Yi was in charge of lighting a fire and cooking in the yard.

There is a gazebo in the middle of the yard, where Huang Lei is sitting there dryly, with a confused expression on who I am and what I want to do.

Yuan Hua dug out the tea leaves from somewhere, and sat opposite Huang Lei with a tea mug.

"Mr. Huang, I'm not talking about you. What age is it? You still need to use wood-fired stoves for cooking, as well as rooms, Datongpu. I'm convinced of you."

"Now is [-], not [-]. We are living the life we ​​yearn for, not the tribe we yearn for."

Huang Lei's father, Huang Xiaoli, is a national first-class actor, a graduate of Chinese opera, and a college student in the 60s and [-]s. One can imagine what kind of family he is.

Huang Lei has never been in the countryside since he was a child, and he became famous at a young age, making money is hard to make, how can he know the sufferings of the world.

Get a broken stove, Datongpu is rural life?

Kind of impractical.

On the way back just now, he wandered around the village, from the beginning of the village to the end of the village, his cell phone WF was never disconnected.

Basically every household in the village has a TV set, no one uses an earthen stove, they all use a gas stove or an induction cooker, and the bedroom has a Simmons bed, so there is no kang.

After being pointed out by Yuan Hua, Huang Lei twitched: "If everything is modernized, then I still have to work hard to record something here. I might as well go to a five-star hotel."

"Shh, bah!" Yuan Hua took a sip of tea from the edge of the tea mug, spat out the tea leaves and smashed his mouth and said, "Look, you're impatient."

"The purpose of Slow Variety Show is not to live slowly, but also to slow down the heart. If you stick to the surface, you will be done. It's just a gas stove. It's not a big deal."

"In the field, I told Mr. He some opinions. You can ask him for reference when you have time."

"I know, he came back and told me." Thinking of He Ling's words, Huang Lei sighed: "Why don't you stay and do variety shows with me."

"Didn't your family give birth? The company is going to be listed. From now on, the focus of work will be on the family. Yearning for life is just right for you. Record for a few months a year, and take a break if you want to take a break in the middle. You can stay with the audience and accompany you. family."

Facing Yuan Hua, he really cherishes his talents, he is good at singing, acting and variety shows.

If there is him as a resident variety show, the longing life will definitely reach another level and become a different popular variety show.

"Okay, no problem." Yuan Hua took another sip of tea and spit out the tea leaves again: "As long as you can help me achieve a KPI of one billion a year."

Rather than saying that Hua Yi was betting against Yixin Film and Television, it would be better to say that he was betting against him.

It's just that Li Yifeng and the others are busy all year long, and they can't make a billion yuan by selling kidneys.

This bet can only be completed by him, so the next two years may be his busiest two years, how can he have time to do slow variety shows with Huang Lei Pension.

Yuan Hua spat out the tea leaves. After being rejected, Huang Lei felt distressed and said angrily, "If you don't know how to drink it, don't drink it. My tea is very expensive. I don't usually entertain people. I don't know where you got it from. "

With a snap, Yuan Hua put the tea mug on the table: "I said, it's really good tea, it's quite thirst-quenching."

Looking down, seeing a thick layer of tea leaves at the bottom of the tea mug, Huang Lei's eyelids almost twitched, and he couldn't stop spitting. Can you put so much tea leaves without sticking to your mouth?
He usually puts a small handful, but Yuan Hua put him four or five times at once.

The key point is to say something quite thirst-quenching after drinking it, his uncle, what to drink these days doesn't quench thirst, just like Bailiangkai.

"Dahua, get Yuan Hua a drink."

"You'd better drink this, don't spoil my tea."

"Is this your ad placement?" Yuan Hua asked, "Give me a code later."

Drinks seem to be included in his endorsement, and he cannot drink other brands in public, or he will lose money.

Huang Lei didn't dare to code the advertisement of the patron's father, and asked Dahua to take the drink away: "Let's continue talking about the show, do you have any other suggestions?"

Yuan Hua lowered his head in thought, and after a while he said, "This show has only three big men, isn't it a bit inconvenient? If there are female guests, it might be difficult to get along with."

"I've thought about this problem, but if Dahua is replaced by a woman, it will be even more difficult for two men and one woman to get along with each other."

The room of the program group is Datong Shop, and everyone sleeps in the same room. As resident guests, he and He Ling have to come a few days in advance. It is not good to share a room with a girl these days.

"If you don't want to change to Dahua, how about recruiting another girl?"

"Three men and one woman?"

"Cough cough cough!!" Yuan Hua choked on the tea, turned to the camera on the pavilion and said, "Don't broadcast this episode."

"Ms. Huang, it's very simple to solve this problem. Just lower the age of the resident guests. You can get a charming, charming, sexy and plump one. Let's not talk about what you can't control. After the show is broadcast, you will definitely be gossiped. "

"But what if it's sixteen or seventeen years old? Except for you and Mr. Huang, a pair of golden boys and girls are used as beckoning cats, and they are usually responsible for communicating with guests."

"For the younger generation, adults will be more tolerant and able to chat."

Lifting his chin, facing the busy Zhang Yi and the others, Yuan Hua continued: "Dahua is over 20 years old, and he is about the same age. It is not good to pretend to be old-fashioned. He has no life experience, and it is not easy to pretend to be innocent. It is easy to be disgusted."

"In addition to the different occupations and no common topics, you can see that he can't integrate into this group of elderly people."

In his memory, Dahua only had a few words with him, but he couldn't chat with other people.

Maybe he grew up in Ghana and was not familiar with domestic entertainment, so the few questions he asked were very naive, and Jiang Luxia didn't like to talk to him after a few more conversations.

"I don't understand, how did you recruit him?"

Huang Lei smiled wryly: "Dahua and Zhang Yixing are a company. Their company has expanded its territory in the mainland in the past two years. After hearing that the program was going to recruit people, they dragged their connections to find Teacher He."

"He can play the piano, violin, guitar, and compose lyrics. He is very versatile. At that time, I also valued this before letting him in."

Yuan Hua said: "Then you realize it's useless?"

Huang Lei sighed: "Yes."

The funny ability is not good, and the guests can't blend in with the rhythm, so they can only do odd jobs at ordinary times.

The so-called piano, violin, guitar, none of these talents will come in handy, because the actors in these episodes are all actors.

"You are on the wrong path." Leaning on the table, Yuan Hua explained: "This program really needs someone with a lower status than you and Mr. Huang, who is responsible for bringing in young guests."

"But this person definitely doesn't have to have musical talent, acting talent and other talents."

"What do you want?" Huang Lei faintly felt that he was about to grasp the point.

"The audience is very popular, pleasing, and able to talk."

"It's that simple?"

"It's that simple." Yuan Hua nodded and said, "The highlight of this show is the unique variety show. It doesn't use NG or memorize scripts throughout the whole process. Just like a reality show, it sets the background in the countryside and lives a slow life. Attract attention."

"The second is the guest lineup. It is certain that the audience likes to watch their favorite artists, and those who are popular with the audience will watch more."

"Dahua's positioning is to attract young people. It's true to pick those with traffic, but it's superfluous to bring in an idol."

"You and Mr. He are the two parents. It is enough to bring two children at home. They can be well-behaved or hard-working. They serve tea and water to the guests, and chat with them... When you meet young artists, you and He The teacher can't chat, and people don't dare to communicate with you. At this time, the role of children comes out. Young people, there are always endless topics to talk about..."

"You don't want to do variety shows anymore." After hearing Yuan Hua's words, Huang Lei was filled with emotion.

It's the first time I come to the life I yearn for, and after staying for a while, I have so many insights. The positioning of each character is so clearly stated, including the highlights and selling points of the show, and the audience's thoughts.

For the first time, Huang Lei really felt that there are such things as geniuses in the world.

Why didn't they discover that Yuan Hua had these talents back then?

PS: I admit that this period of time has been drifting away. Busy, insomnia, and staying up late are all excuses. As a full-time author, if you update less than [-] a day, you are lazy.

Before the publication fee, I was very diligent. I updated [-] words for more than a month, but after the publication fee, I became lazy.

How can I be motivated?I finally know.

I spent 2 yuan yesterday, and today I have 300 yuan left in my account. Now I am more energetic in writing.

Book friends who follow the update should be able to see that I intend to finish it these days, but now I really want to write 200 million words...to earn more manuscript fees.

After dinner, I will pick up people and come back. I will continue to code. The update time may be a bit late, around ten o'clock. From tomorrow, I will try to restore the previous update time, which is five o'clock in the afternoon and eight o'clock in the evening.

(End of this chapter)