Almighty bodyguard

Chapter 230 IX The Donkey Friend Who Writes Novel

Tang Linjun and Wei Yufen’s plan was to go to Tibet along the road in Anwei, but they met a few donkey friends who were cycling, and they also went to Tibet, but the route was completely different. They detoured to Hubei, Chongqing, Chengdu and other places, and finally entered Tibet , The route marked on the GPS is twisted and twisted.

Of course, this season is not yet fully summer, so it is not too hot, and it is also a good time for cycling. The six donkey friends in this group are also idlers. The oldest is a middle-aged uncle named Zhu Ming. According to legend, he He is the boss of a listed company, but he doesn't care about things now, and basically spends every year traveling. Anyway, he has a bunch of high-end talents under his command, so he doesn't need to worry about it.

He is the richest of the six cycling friends, and he even provided the vehicles and equipment for two of them.

There is also a woman, about 30 years old, who is pretty and looks like a young woman. She is a follower of Zhu Ming. According to legend, the two met while riding. Of course, the specifics of the two are It's not easy for others to ask what's the relationship.

The other four are all over 25 years old, and one of them is a middle-aged uncle who is nearly 40 years old. He heard that he has a terminal illness. In order to realize his dream, he also rode in Tibet. The remaining three are ordinary citizens. Not rich, there is even a hard-working novel writer, and what he means is to come out to collect folk songs.

Tang Linjun asked him what he wrote, and he replied that it was an online novel.

When he heard that he was a writer of online novels, Tang Linjun rubbed his teeth, this guy is fucking sick, you are a writer of online novels, come out and pick a dick.Can I get time travel, or get the harem, and can't get the spirit stone?Got an adventure?

In the end, Tang Linjun characterized the person who wrote online novels as 'a person who doesn't know the key'.

I heard, from what that guy said, he only earns more than 2000 yuan a month...

Tang Linjun was speechless, more than 2000 yuan for riding?Can he support himself?

"Brother Tang, here's a piece of bread!" The novel writer threw a piece of bread to Tang Linjun. The group of eight people was enjoying the cool on the side of a road with no village in front and no shop in the back. It was time for lunch. Just couldn't find the restaurant.

"Hey, thanks." Tang Linjun's Spirit Controlling Ring contained a lot of delicious food, he even had Peking duck, but he didn't dare to take it out for fear of frightening these good donkey friends.

"Brother Tang, have you read online novels?" The novel writer is quite tall, wearing sunglasses, and he is also quite strong, but he looks a bit wretched, with pockmarks and freckles on his face.

"I've read it. I've read an online novel about serving as a soldier called 'Imperial Bodyguard'. That tiger forced me to write something like that at the beginning, but after I wrote it, I went to hell. I can't wait for it. Kill that author, the shit you wrote isn't it..."

"Uh..." When the novel writer heard Tang Linjun swearing while eating, it seemed that the sweat dripped from his forehead. This donkey friend surnamed Tang joined later, but he was a bit rascal, and the novel writer also planned to I want to write an online novel with a rogue temper as the main character, so I got close to Tang Linjun and wanted to learn something.

"What's the matter? Uh, what, uh? By the way, what's your author's name? I also bought a book when I passed by Wuhan, and then I went to read your book..." Tang Linjun asked with a smile.

"My name is Taozi, and I'm the author of the Imperial Guard you mentioned..." Taozi said with embarrassment.

"Grass, is it really you?" Tang Linjun's eyes widened. This wretched guy turned out to be the author of this or that novel he read?

"Yeah, don't kill me!" Tao Zi smiled mischievously, but his smile seemed even more wretched.

"Ah, haha..." Tang Linjun yelled, just now he scolded him as a bully, so now that he knew that he scolded the author, Tang Linjun smiled awkwardly.

"What are you writing now?" Tang Linjun began to chat at random.

"I'm resting, and I'm out to collect stories. I'm also preparing materials, but I haven't thought about writing a character that's a bit more rambunctious."

"A bit ruffian?" Tang Linjun squinted his eyes, then pointed to himself and said, "How am I? Are you ruffian?"

"It's quite naughty, a bit like a hooligan, haha." Tao Zi laughed.

"Then write about me..." Tang Linjun puffed up his chest: "If I want to be the leading actor, it's better to write like an emperor, who has a concubine every night, and the concubine must be under the age of 16. It's okay to kill someone or something." , can you write?"

"Ha, I'll let you know when I've made up my mind..." Taozi's eyes were evasive, obviously she didn't intend to write Tang Linjun as the leading actor, Tang Linjun had too many big dreams in the Spring and Autumn Period.

"Hey, what are you talking about?" At this time, Wei Wudi came over. This Wei Wudi was a nickname given to her by Tang Linjun, and Wei Yufen readily accepted it.

"Taozi writes a novel, and wants to write you as the heroine..." Tang Linjun said with a chuckle.

"Me?" Wei Wudi pointed to himself: "Is there an ugly heroine like me in online novels? Will readers read it?"

"Yes, the beauty of the soul is the most important thing, Tao Zi, don't you think so?" Tang Linjun laughed.

"Yes, yes, the most important thing is the beauty of the soul." Taozi nodded repeatedly, and Mung Dou's small eyes were rolling on the faces of Tang Linjun and Wei Wudi. This guy is a novelist, so he has a bad stomach!

"Let's go, let's go..." Zhu Ming is the team leader. After a short rest, he waved his hand, and the group of eight people continued on their way. The next stop is Wuhan, but they have to pass through many counties on the way, and they also have to stop in those counties. It's overnight, so hurry up.

Taozi, Tang Linjun, and Wei Wudi rode in a row, asking questions, and Tang Linjun was also in a good mood, and Taozi answered whatever he asked.

After a short time, it was dark, and after riding for more than a hundred kilometers, they finally stayed overnight in a hotel in a small county town. The meals and accommodation were all AA. Tang Linjun was physically strong, and he didn't look tired after a day of riding. On the contrary, Wei Wudi went back to his room early to rest, while Zhu Ming and Tang Linjun had a drink, eating local specialties and drinking local small shochu.

Tao Zi was too strong to drink, and quit halfway.

At eleven o'clock at night, Tang Linjun drank too much again, and fell asleep after returning to his room.

However, just as he was sleeping in a daze, the door of the room was suddenly slammed. When Tang Linjun heard the slamming sound, he woke up instantly. go out.

There are two policemen standing outside.

Tang Linjun glanced at his watch and found that it was already two o'clock in the morning. Could it be that there was a police round?

But he didn't dare to delay, but opened the door immediately.

"Hello, we are the police, here are our IDs!" The two policemen showed their IDs as soon as they met.

"What's the matter? I'm sleeping." Tang Linjun questioned.

"Excuse me, is your name Tang Linjun?" one of the policemen asked.

"Yes, who told you?" Tang Linjun didn't know why the two policemen came here, nor who told them his name.

"Then do you know a man named Tao Dawei?" the policeman continued to ask.

"I don't know, what is he doing?" Tang Linjun frowned. He didn't know Tao Dawei and Zhu Dawei at all.

"By the way, he said his name is Taozi, do you know him?" the policeman added.

"Taozi?" Tang Linjun raised his eyebrows: "Yes, I know Taozi? What's wrong? Something happened to him?"

"It's like this." One of the policemen said: "During our routine inspection at Longshen### Square tonight, we caught Tao Dawei, who is also Tao Zi, whoring. We will detain him and fine him for public security, but he has no money. And it still needs the consent of the family members, so he mentioned you!"

"What the hell?" Tang Linjun's eyes widened. Writers of novels are too cocky and wretched, right?Actually went to whoring chicken secretly?

Tang Linjun felt speechless for a while. If Taozi's book fans knew that Taozi was a prostitute, Taozi would not be scolded to death.

"Come on, I'll go there with you guys, but the policeman, can you not detain him? It's okay to punish him more. In fact, I know Tao Zi, he is sick!" Tang Linjun said seriously.

"Sick? What kind of sickness?" The policeman asked in bewilderment.

"He should be impotent, so I don't believe you when you say he's whoring chicken!" Tang Linjun lied.

"Oh? You agree with what Tao Dawei said. He also claimed that he was impotent..." The two policemen couldn't help laughing.

"What?" Taozi's eyes almost popped out when she heard what the police said, Taozi claimed that she couldn't get hard?Then he recruits a chicken?He is sick!

"Let's go, let's talk about it when the police go out!" The policeman didn't seem to want to say more in the hotel, so he asked Tang Linjun to get dressed, and then took Tang Linjun to a nearby police station.

Tao Zi was handcuffed to the railing of the police station and squatting there. This guy has long hair and freckles all over his face, so he looks wretched and decadent. After a glance, I really want to kick him twice. .

The police took Tang Linjun to make relevant records, and then asked Tang Linjun to pay the fine, and finally released Taozi.

Tang Linjun took out a Chinese cigarette plug and said to the policeman in charge of the case: "Didn't you say you want to be detained? Why not?"

After looking around for no one, the police whispered: "It's true that he recruited the lady, but he didn't do anything. He just took off the lady and looked at it from the inside out. There was no physical contact, and you The confession of the lady, the confession of the young lady, also proves that he... hehe... is sick!"

"Come on, thank you big brother!" Tang Linjun couldn't laugh or cry, the writers of novels were not only wretched, but also fucking mentally ill!

Tao Zi lowered his head and walked out of the police station with Tang Linjun, but Tang Linjun was angry, ignored him, and walked ahead.

However, not long after walking out of the police station, Taozi suddenly caught up with Tang Linjun and said, "Brother Tang, do you believe me when I said that I recruited prostitutes to accumulate material for writing novels?"

Tang Linjun rolled his eyes: "I believe it, why don't I believe it, I still fucking believe you write me as the emperor..."

"No..." When Tao Zi heard Tang Linjun's words, she became anxious immediately: "Brother Tang, please believe me, I'm really just here to collect stories, just to get more material, the best proof is that I didn't do anything. I just asked the woman some 'jargon' and looked at the woman repeatedly..."

"Yeah, you can't do anything you want, can your thing be tough?" Tang Linjun asked back.

"I..." Tao Zi was tongue-tied.