Is he teasing me
Chapter 111 Just Being Tricked
Chapter 111 Just Being Tricked
After sending Zhou Xia off, Zhang Moyan went to help in the kitchen in the front hall, watching Mama Wang and Mama Yao and Chef Xiao's cooking mutton fried with scallions and cumin, vinegared Mushu, croquettes in sour soup, and stewed dishes.Because there are too many knowledge points, she can only record the whole process, waiting to go back and review it.
After lunch, Zhang Moyan planned to go back to her room to rest. When passing by the garden, she saw the little aunt with a small shovel busy grinning her teeth in a potted tea plum.
Curiously, she walked towards the little figure, and saw the little girl was gnawing the soil with a shovel and struggling to turn over the soil. After a while, she dug out an inch-long earthworm from the soil.
The little girl has a childlike face and is very happy. She lifts the shovel vertically and is ready to chisel it off.
"Little Auntie," Zhang Moyan called to stop the earthworm before the disaster happened, pretending to ask with great interest, "What are you playing with?"
The little aunt wiped the sweat from her head: "I'm doing an experiment! Our nature teacher said that after an earthworm is broken into two pieces, it can be reborn and become two earthworms. I dug up an earthworm, and now I'm going to cut it into two pieces. Cut it in half and see if what the teacher says is true!"
It's good for children to have the spirit of seeking truth, but it would be even better if it wasn't so violent and bloody.
After a day of getting along in the park yesterday, Zhang Moyan also got a little understanding of this little aunt.
"Ah?" Zhang Moyan squatted down and looked at the little earthworm who was about to suffer bad luck, and said to the little aunt, "Is it true? You can find out by checking it online. My teacher told us so when I was young. It should be true. Don't do this experiment, do you?"
The little aunt pouted and ignored it: "I just want to see it turn into two earthworms with my own eyes!"
She looked at Zhang Moyan suspiciously again, "Aren't you too timid to watch me tear it into two pieces? If you're afraid, you can go to the side and hide, I'm going to attack!"
Zhang Moyan didn't stop her, but murmured to herself: "You said if it turned into two earthworms, would its parents recognize it?"
Sure enough, the little aunt stopped swinging the shovel and looked at her with big eyes.
Zhang Moyan pawed at the edge of the dragon vat, looked at the earthworms in the soil who didn't know they were about to die, and discussed with the little aunt: "Look at the length of this earthworm, it should be a baby earthworm, then it should have a father and a mother earthworm." Right?"
The little aunt knocked the shovel on the dragon vat: "There should be."
"Then if you cut it in half today, will its parents recognize it? After it turns into two earthworms, will its parents be surprised 'Hey, don't we only have one child? These two Whose family is the child?'"
The little aunt was surprised: "What will happen then?"
"What's going to happen?" Zhang Moyan rested his chin, "It must be that he doesn't know these two brats, so throw them out!"
The little aunt took a step back: "Then they turned into little earthworms without parents?"
"Need to say?" Zhang Moyan sighed regretfully.
The little aunt fell into a daze, staring at the earthworms wriggling slowly in the soil, her little brows twisted into a knot.
It seemed that she was having a fight in her head, and she plunged the shovel into the soil in frustration: "Forget it, let's not play!"
Then he gave Zhang Moyan a blank look: "You're so boring! You're boring again."
Zhang Moyan blushed immediately, and immediately thought of the little aunt's grandmother who said in the morning that she couldn't even know "SpongeBob SquarePants vs. Krab King".
I can't help but wonder if I am really outdated and bad.
As if to prove that besides not being able to play Switch, Zhang Moyan actually had merits, so Zhang Moyan said to the little grandma friendly: "Then what do you want to play? I can play with you, even if I don't know how to play, I will You can learn, I learn things very quickly!"
Even if she can't reach Zhou Xia's level, she won't be too far behind.
The little aunt looked at her suspiciously, her round eyes kept rolling, and after thinking for a long time, she raised her eyebrows: "Then watch TV with me!"
Zhang Moyan, who was nervous about what difficult project she was going to say, suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, watching TV, this is easy to say.
However, when she finally sat in front of the huge projection screen with her little aunt, she realized that she was too optimistic.
The little aunt said she would watch TV with her, but it turned out to be a ghost movie!
In order to create the best movie-watching atmosphere, the little grandma drew the blackout curtains with 100% shading degree, didn’t even turn on the night light, and greeted everyone before watching the movie, saying that she would go with her No one can disturb watching TV,
At that time, Zhang Moyan still felt honored, but now I know that it is because the little aunt did not want people to know that she took Zhang Moyan to watch ghost movies, but it is too late to know now, unless Zhang Moyan calls for help , otherwise no one will disturb them.
It's good to be senior, you can't be beaten or scolded, and there is still a group of people who obey.
Zhang Moyan seldom set foot in the subject of ghost movies, and he has seen no more than 25 in 10 years.She has a rich imagination. If the horror effect of the movie is only one point, she can give her brain a full ten. After watching it, she can't sleep well for at least half a month.
So watching ghost movies is also a repertoire when she apologizes to Jin Xueyang.
Because the sequelae were too great, he couldn't sleep well at night, and he kept making mistakes at work during the day. Later, even Jin Xueyang canceled this punishment.
Right now, sitting in the pitch-black room with only the gloomy fluorescent curtains, Zhang Moyan felt faintly being teased.
No, it's not a feeling, it's just being teased!
Because that kid who may have watched the movie countless times, while watching the movie, he was always distracted to watch Zhang Moyan's reaction.Especially when a pale grimace appeared in the picture, or a scream came out suddenly, she would pay special attention to Zhang Moyan's expression.
It seems that not every child is an angel, she may also be a devil.
The name of this movie is "The Forbidden Land of Ancient House Ghosts", the highest-grossing horror film in the country last year. It tells the story of a wealthy family's concubine who was killed unjustly during the Republic of China. A story in a restricted area.
Zhang Moyan is [-]% sure that this film was carefully selected by the little aunt for her.
Because although the ancient houses in the movie are not as magnificent as the Xiao family, they are all brick and wood structures with carved beams and painted buildings.
The scary music surrounds and stimulates the eardrums, and the persuasiveness of the protagonists of the movie is absolutely at the top level in China, so lifelike that it is speechless.
Really played to death!
Zhang Moyan's heart was beating like thunder, his forehead was sweating, his whole body was in a state of high tension, and he resented himself for asking for trouble.However, she clenched her fists tightly, since she herself said she wanted to accompany this brat, she had to afford it, and she absolutely couldn't slap her in the face!
Of course, the most important thing is not to let a nine-year-old child look down on her, otherwise, she will compare herself to Zhou Xia again.
Author: "Daughter, you have a problem!"
Zhang Moyan: "What?"
Author: "Why do you always compare yourself to Zhou Xia?"
Zhang Moyan thought for a long time: "...Yes, it's so strange..."
(End of this chapter)
After sending Zhou Xia off, Zhang Moyan went to help in the kitchen in the front hall, watching Mama Wang and Mama Yao and Chef Xiao's cooking mutton fried with scallions and cumin, vinegared Mushu, croquettes in sour soup, and stewed dishes.Because there are too many knowledge points, she can only record the whole process, waiting to go back and review it.
After lunch, Zhang Moyan planned to go back to her room to rest. When passing by the garden, she saw the little aunt with a small shovel busy grinning her teeth in a potted tea plum.
Curiously, she walked towards the little figure, and saw the little girl was gnawing the soil with a shovel and struggling to turn over the soil. After a while, she dug out an inch-long earthworm from the soil.
The little girl has a childlike face and is very happy. She lifts the shovel vertically and is ready to chisel it off.
"Little Auntie," Zhang Moyan called to stop the earthworm before the disaster happened, pretending to ask with great interest, "What are you playing with?"
The little aunt wiped the sweat from her head: "I'm doing an experiment! Our nature teacher said that after an earthworm is broken into two pieces, it can be reborn and become two earthworms. I dug up an earthworm, and now I'm going to cut it into two pieces. Cut it in half and see if what the teacher says is true!"
It's good for children to have the spirit of seeking truth, but it would be even better if it wasn't so violent and bloody.
After a day of getting along in the park yesterday, Zhang Moyan also got a little understanding of this little aunt.
"Ah?" Zhang Moyan squatted down and looked at the little earthworm who was about to suffer bad luck, and said to the little aunt, "Is it true? You can find out by checking it online. My teacher told us so when I was young. It should be true. Don't do this experiment, do you?"
The little aunt pouted and ignored it: "I just want to see it turn into two earthworms with my own eyes!"
She looked at Zhang Moyan suspiciously again, "Aren't you too timid to watch me tear it into two pieces? If you're afraid, you can go to the side and hide, I'm going to attack!"
Zhang Moyan didn't stop her, but murmured to herself: "You said if it turned into two earthworms, would its parents recognize it?"
Sure enough, the little aunt stopped swinging the shovel and looked at her with big eyes.
Zhang Moyan pawed at the edge of the dragon vat, looked at the earthworms in the soil who didn't know they were about to die, and discussed with the little aunt: "Look at the length of this earthworm, it should be a baby earthworm, then it should have a father and a mother earthworm." Right?"
The little aunt knocked the shovel on the dragon vat: "There should be."
"Then if you cut it in half today, will its parents recognize it? After it turns into two earthworms, will its parents be surprised 'Hey, don't we only have one child? These two Whose family is the child?'"
The little aunt was surprised: "What will happen then?"
"What's going to happen?" Zhang Moyan rested his chin, "It must be that he doesn't know these two brats, so throw them out!"
The little aunt took a step back: "Then they turned into little earthworms without parents?"
"Need to say?" Zhang Moyan sighed regretfully.
The little aunt fell into a daze, staring at the earthworms wriggling slowly in the soil, her little brows twisted into a knot.
It seemed that she was having a fight in her head, and she plunged the shovel into the soil in frustration: "Forget it, let's not play!"
Then he gave Zhang Moyan a blank look: "You're so boring! You're boring again."
Zhang Moyan blushed immediately, and immediately thought of the little aunt's grandmother who said in the morning that she couldn't even know "SpongeBob SquarePants vs. Krab King".
I can't help but wonder if I am really outdated and bad.
As if to prove that besides not being able to play Switch, Zhang Moyan actually had merits, so Zhang Moyan said to the little grandma friendly: "Then what do you want to play? I can play with you, even if I don't know how to play, I will You can learn, I learn things very quickly!"
Even if she can't reach Zhou Xia's level, she won't be too far behind.
The little aunt looked at her suspiciously, her round eyes kept rolling, and after thinking for a long time, she raised her eyebrows: "Then watch TV with me!"
Zhang Moyan, who was nervous about what difficult project she was going to say, suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, watching TV, this is easy to say.
However, when she finally sat in front of the huge projection screen with her little aunt, she realized that she was too optimistic.
The little aunt said she would watch TV with her, but it turned out to be a ghost movie!
In order to create the best movie-watching atmosphere, the little grandma drew the blackout curtains with 100% shading degree, didn’t even turn on the night light, and greeted everyone before watching the movie, saying that she would go with her No one can disturb watching TV,
At that time, Zhang Moyan still felt honored, but now I know that it is because the little aunt did not want people to know that she took Zhang Moyan to watch ghost movies, but it is too late to know now, unless Zhang Moyan calls for help , otherwise no one will disturb them.
It's good to be senior, you can't be beaten or scolded, and there is still a group of people who obey.
Zhang Moyan seldom set foot in the subject of ghost movies, and he has seen no more than 25 in 10 years.She has a rich imagination. If the horror effect of the movie is only one point, she can give her brain a full ten. After watching it, she can't sleep well for at least half a month.
So watching ghost movies is also a repertoire when she apologizes to Jin Xueyang.
Because the sequelae were too great, he couldn't sleep well at night, and he kept making mistakes at work during the day. Later, even Jin Xueyang canceled this punishment.
Right now, sitting in the pitch-black room with only the gloomy fluorescent curtains, Zhang Moyan felt faintly being teased.
No, it's not a feeling, it's just being teased!
Because that kid who may have watched the movie countless times, while watching the movie, he was always distracted to watch Zhang Moyan's reaction.Especially when a pale grimace appeared in the picture, or a scream came out suddenly, she would pay special attention to Zhang Moyan's expression.
It seems that not every child is an angel, she may also be a devil.
The name of this movie is "The Forbidden Land of Ancient House Ghosts", the highest-grossing horror film in the country last year. It tells the story of a wealthy family's concubine who was killed unjustly during the Republic of China. A story in a restricted area.
Zhang Moyan is [-]% sure that this film was carefully selected by the little aunt for her.
Because although the ancient houses in the movie are not as magnificent as the Xiao family, they are all brick and wood structures with carved beams and painted buildings.
The scary music surrounds and stimulates the eardrums, and the persuasiveness of the protagonists of the movie is absolutely at the top level in China, so lifelike that it is speechless.
Really played to death!
Zhang Moyan's heart was beating like thunder, his forehead was sweating, his whole body was in a state of high tension, and he resented himself for asking for trouble.However, she clenched her fists tightly, since she herself said she wanted to accompany this brat, she had to afford it, and she absolutely couldn't slap her in the face!
Of course, the most important thing is not to let a nine-year-old child look down on her, otherwise, she will compare herself to Zhou Xia again.
Author: "Daughter, you have a problem!"
Zhang Moyan: "What?"
Author: "Why do you always compare yourself to Zhou Xia?"
Zhang Moyan thought for a long time: "...Yes, it's so strange..."
(End of this chapter)
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