Is he teasing me

Chapter 142

"Is this comfortable?" Xiao Xingyu turned his face slightly.

Zhang Moyan choked for breath, as if hit by a hundred thousand volts of voltage, his whole body was numb.In fact, thinking about the question he said, it was normal. I probably thought of something messy in an instant... I really didn't expect that I would be this kind of person.

"En." Zhang Moyan said in a low voice.

"Well, what do you mean?! Comfortable is comfortable, uncomfortable is uncomfortable."

The other party is serious, and it is estimated that this kind of sacrifice is rarely made, so it must be positively affirmed before giving up.

"Very comfortable."

Coupled with a white shirt with loose neckline and a handsome face, it is really killer!

Don't turn your head away, it's better to watch less of this kind of top quality, what if it's not easy to pass the test when watching other men in the future, she is already 25 years old, and she can't afford to pick and choose again.

"Do you have a barrier to emotional expression?" The man behind Leng Buding asked suspiciously
"...Probably not!" Zhang Moyan turned his face sideways to meet his gaze.

"That's good, see you are hesitating all day long, and leave half of what you say!" Xiao Xingyu stared at her, "If you were my wife, I would be interested in guessing, but unfortunately you are not, so you will definitely say goodbye to me." You have to make everything clear? It's better to be direct!"

Zhang Moyan frowned, what was he talking about?Why can't I seem to understand it again!

Forget it, let's digress...

"Mr. Xiao, have you been to the mountain hall above before? I think you already know that monument."

"Yeah, what's the matter?" I was a little angry at the woman for changing the subject.

Zhang Moyan opened his mouth: "Have you been in before?"

"Yeah, I sneaked in when I was a child."

Zhang Moyan immediately asked: "Then were you beaten when you were young?"

Looking at him with piercing eyes.

Xiao Xingyu looked at her, trying to read from her eyes whether she cared about him when she was young, or about Xiao Maner's future.

"No."

Zhang Moyan was a little surprised, but soon heaved a sigh of relief: "Didn't it mean that everyone except Mr. Xiao, your father, and your uncle would be beaten when they went in? You were not beaten. Does it mean that the little aunt will be beaten when she goes back later?" Won't you be beaten?"

"Yeah." Her face sank like water, and sure enough, this woman was only concerned about whether Xiao Man'er would be beaten.

"Great, that's right, the house rules should be an exception for children."

Xiao Xingyu felt that he was a bit bored to be jealous, and smiled slightly: "The family rules will not make exceptions for children. Everyone is equal before our Xiao family's family rules."

Zhang Moyan became nervous again: "Then...then what the hell..."

Xiao Xingyu smiled and had strong opinions: "Okay, don't worry, you won't be beaten. Can family rules be stronger than national laws?"

Zhang Moyan was completely puzzled.

"Because there is the 'Protection of Minors', idiot!" Xiao Xingyu raised his hand and knocked on her forehead, "According to the family rules, it must be dealt with, but now we are a highly civilized society with the rule of law, and we can beat children casually. They will be held accountable by law!"

Zhang Moyan suddenly realized, and smiled brightly: "Great, then you shouldn't scare her just now, you see, she is so worried that she will be punished!"

Xiao Xingyu's voice immediately became dissatisfied: "You are only worried about her, why don't you care about me? I don't have the umbrella of the "Minor Protection Law". My life or death?"

After being reminded by him, Zhang Moyan remembered that the right person in front of him was the real person to be sentenced: "I'm sorry, I was only thinking about the little aunt just now, and I forgot about you..."

"I knew it!" Xiao Xingyu gritted his teeth. Sure enough, she only had children in her eyes, and he might not be worth an onion in her eyes!Why is this woman so maternal?Didn't she give birth to this child by himself and he was ignored? If he had his own child in the future, would he still have a place to put it? !
"Is it... 10 strokes of the ruler?" Zhang Moyan asked anxiously, "I heard from my little aunt that I want 10 strokes."

I didn't want to answer at first, but seeing her expression seemed to be really worried, let me answer her: "Yes, it's the thick, long and strong wooden ruler on the living room confession case, rosewood, extremely dense Gao, it is said that it took several lives on its back."

Zhang Moyan was frightened, no wonder the little aunt was so scared!

He took a breath and asked, "Then hit 10 times, what will the person look like?"

"Then it depends on whether the beating person works hard or not. Flesh injuries are fine. Rest for about ten days and it will be fine. If the beating is broken and fractured..." He clicked his tongue.

"What's going to happen?" Zhang Mo stared at him with smoky eyes, expressing anxiety.

Xiao Xingyu gritted his teeth slightly: "Then I won't be able to hide this matter from my lord, and I'm afraid the world will be in chaos!"

Zhang Moyan panicked when she heard this, and said without thinking too much: "I am responsible for this matter. In the final analysis, I should not have gone to Zhenyunxuan with my little aunt that day. You should tell Mr. Xiao the whole story, or tell Mr. Xiao the whole story. Push all the responsibility to me, and let him punish me if he wants to punish him!"

Xiao Xingyu smiled slightly: "Do you think our old man would do this?"

Zhang Moyan didn't give up: "Then at least give me half, hit me 5 times, hit you 5 times! If you only hit 5 times, you shouldn't be seriously injured, right?"

"How can you help me share the burden? You are not our Xiao family, unless..." He suppressed his smile and looked up and down her face from a close distance, "Unless I tell them that you are my fiancee for life, at least The kind that will never change until death, and that I will not marry."

"Then you just tell them that!" Zhang Mo's smoky eyes were full of determination, "It doesn't matter how exaggerated it is, as long as it can help you share the burden of falling down a few times!"

Xiao Xingyu's throat twitched, feeling her innocence, and rubbed his nose in a daze for a while: "But it's not good to lie, especially the elders, I just taught the children to be open and aboveboard! How can I not do it myself? "

Zhang Moyan calmed down: "Then what should I do? I am really responsible for this matter. Well, it would be great if time could be turned back."

Although her reflex arc was a bit long, she had just realized that Xiao Xingyu was going to face the punishment, but once she realized it, she was really worried about him, and her whole body panicked.

Xiao Xingyu saw it, sighed, and looked up at the starry sky at a 45-degree angle: "I can only face it bravely! In fact, I have been worrying about one thing for a long time."

Zhang Moyan turned her head: "What's the matter?"

"That's right," he said slowly, looking at the void as if sitting in a sleepy city, "I don't know what mistakes I made in the heavenly court, and I want to go down to the mortal world to experience calamities."

Zhang Moyan was stunned, and it took at least half a minute to realize what he said.How could this person switch from serious to nonsense so naturally?

But the self-blame and worry in my heart did subside a lot.

She smiled suddenly: "Did you say you are a fairy man? Why must you be a fairy man?"

Xiao Xingyu didn't expect to be denied, and quickly approached angrily with a straight face: "I'm not a fairy man, what is it?!"

Zhang Moyan was overwhelmed by his suddenly enlarged face in front of her eyes, and her voice was unsteady under his gaze from a distance where her breath could be heard.

"You...can't you be a vixen?"

Xiao Xingyu was stunned for a moment, and after a few seconds, the corners of his mouth raised as if he felt very interesting, and he pressed closer to her again: "Yes, I am a vixen, so are you afraid of being eaten by me?"

So dangerous, so grand, capturing the breath!
Zhang Moyan was so frightened that he shrank back, not knowing what to answer, so he said without thinking: "Didn't you eat it..."

Xiao Xingyu was so choked that he couldn't speak, and suddenly had a feeling of being backlashed by his own design.

(End of this chapter)