All living beings in hell

Chapter 166 - Li Xiaomo

The lotus lantern at the entrance was lit up, and the office welcomed the 120th guest.

With long-sleeved gauze and hair tied in a high bun, a long-haired man in powder-blue ancient costume walked into the office.There was a long silver sword pinned to the man's waist, but the sword looked light and fluffy.Not like a weapon, but like some kind of decoration.

"Is the writing master? Hello, hello."

The man bowed politely, his words and demeanor were neither like those of ancient people.Holding the light and fluffy sword, he looked around the office, looking a little at a loss.

"What should I call you?"

"Ah, my lord. Li Xiaomo, just call me Li Xiaomo."

"You don't look like an ancient person."

"Oh my lord, I'm not, I'm not. I just like to dress like this."

"Cosplayer? Costume lover?"

"Ehhh? Do adults know about cosplay?"

"The information about hell keeps pace with the times. Li Xiaomo, what do you want from me today?"

"Just, I heard that you provide psychological counseling services here?"

"What do you want to consult?"

"It's just that I died. It's quite depressing. Actually, it's not about how happy I was when I was alive, or how much I wanted to go back to the state before I was alive. In fact, there is nothing reluctant. My death has nothing to do with when I was alive. Relationship, I am a little bit aggrieved, a little inexplicable, a little unclear."

"What did you die for?"

Li Xiaomo hesitated, as if thinking about something.

"Strangled, mechanical asphyxiation."

"Murder? That's a case to file."

"But the situation is a bit complicated. It can't be considered murder...at most it can be regarded as manslaughter...but actually think about it, I can die like that..."

"what's going on?"

"Forget it, everyone is dead, and there is nothing to worry about."

I didn't reply and waited patiently for him to continue.

"Just play with that, play with that. If you accidentally overdo it, you will be strangled to death."

"That... oh, you mean bondage?"

"It's almost that kind, not exactly a bondage, bondage is one of them..."

"Okay, I see. How could I be strangled to death? Is there no safe word?"

"My lord, you know a lot..." Li Xiaomo's face flushed red.

"The message of hell is up to date."

"Did both of you drink? Drink too much. If you drink too much, the strength of your subordinates may not be sure. Besides, I have played so many times before, and there has never been an accident. Everyone is an old player. Who knows this time, all of a sudden, I just passed.

When I passed by, I didn't even realize it.I thought I drank the fragments, and I was hallucinating.I saw myself floating in the air and my body fell to the ground. Who knew that my soul had already left my body at that moment. "

"How did you end up in hell?"

"It took me a long time to realize that I was dead, and I was not happy. In this situation, if I was playing dead, if it was broadcast on some news, wouldn't it be embarrassing. In this era, There is no privacy, you will be bullied by the Internet when you are alive, and you will still not be able to escape the abuse when you are dead, it is really tiring."

"You were raped by the Internet while you were alive?"

Li Xiaomo chuckled twice, his whole face instantly became indifferent.

"This kind of thing is very common in the circle of cosplayers. If you are good-looking, you will be raped, and if you are ugly, you will be raped. People in the circle are violent to each other, and outsiders don't understand this culture. They call us traitors, plastic surgery goblins. , often happens.

Every time a refined film is released, it is a bloodbath.I try not to care about it myself, but there is no big way to not care about it at all.It is always uncomfortable to deal with so many negative comments. "

"Even so, continue to do it?"

"Continue to do it? Do you mean to continue to play cosplay? Of course, this has nothing to do with cyberbullying, it's just that I like it myself. And I am also very happy to see the support and praise of some fans.

Sometimes I think, the Internet seems to be a place that magnifies everything.Everyone's opinions have become very noisy, loud and collided with each other.This kind of living environment is inherently full of violence.Because human beings have only been associated with violence since ancient times, but in this seemingly peaceful age, all violence has been vented on words and thoughts.

I find this kind of verbal and thought violence more terrifying because the wounds are invisible and more difficult to heal. "

"How many years did you die?"

"Just passed away less than half a year ago, what's the matter?"

"It is true that the content on the Internet has become more and more impetuous in recent years, and many times it makes people anxious and upset."

"You hell officials really know a lot!"

"Our message keeps up with the times..."

"Is this really the legendary hell?"

"Why do you ask that all of a sudden?"

"I always thought hell was very noisy, noisy, and scary, but now I think it's okay. It's not even as noisy as those keyboard warriors on the Internet.

The harassment of ghosts is also within the acceptable range, and some of them can even be reasoned with, instead of just blindly raising arguments.

And there is no need to sleep or eat here.There seemed to be nothing to worry about except the lack of entertainment.There is no need to pay rent, pay social security, and consider maintenance issues.Don't worry about love and hatred, because there is no love object at all.Don't worry about the future, because there is no future at all.

Isn't this the best place to hang out! "

"Then do you want to stay here all the time? Keep doing it like this?"

"It might be a bit boring if it keeps messing up. But I was exhausted in the world just now, and left inexplicably. I might really need to lie down."

"Okay, then you lie down. What about after you finish lying down?"

"I am very hesitant about whether to return to the human world."

"why?"

"I'm not happy, I'm exhausted trying to make money all day long.

There are a bunch of illnesses on my body, anxiety and depression, which is very annoying. "

"Then if you don't go back to the world, where are you going to go?"

"Is there a place to go?"

"It doesn't necessarily have to have a place to go, but if you don't go anywhere, you will always be in this state, lying flat in hell."

"I don't know, actually, I really want to look around. To see what the universe looks like, what Mars looks like, if you want to be a lonely soul, just float around."

"If you feel comfortable doing it, go for it."

"I don't know if it's comfortable or not, but I think I just don't want to go back to the world."

"Then I won't go back."

"Anyway, there shouldn't be a worse place than the world."

"The universe is so big, don't say it too absolutely."

"Being a lonely wanderer is also pretty good, it suits my personality."

"Okay, then you go."

"That's it? Does your lord have any other suggestions for me?"

"I suggest that whatever you do, learn how to be happy."

"Happy? How to learn to be happy?"

"Let's go on a trip first, and learn from the trip. Since it is the experience route you chose, then go and have fun!"

"What if I'm not having fun?"

"You will definitely have a time when you are not having fun, and that time is a good opportunity to learn."

Li Xiaomo was silent for a while: "It's so mysterious."

"It's not mysterious, it's just for fun."

"I feel like my confusion today has not been answered."

"What confusion?"

"I think I don't understand my death, and I'm not very willing."

"If you were given another chance, how would you choose to die?"

"Natural death? Just live a little older, lie in the hospital, and fall asleep without knowing it. That should be considered a good death, right?"

"So what you are not reconciled to is that the one who died was too young."

"Yeah, really young, I'm only 28 years old."

"Then reincarnate in the human world and start from scratch?"

"No, then I'll lie flat."

"Since what happened has happened, no matter whether you like it or not, take it as an experience and remember it in your heart. If there is an afterlife, treat yourself well, and don't let yourself leave without knowing."

"Yes, yes. If there is an afterlife, I guess the things I do will still be similar! It is said that life is bad, but in fact I am still doing what I like. I am lucky."

"Well, before that, lie down first?"

"Lie flat first, then travel, and think about the next thing."

"okay."

Li Xiaomo stood up, still holding the decorative silver sword: "Then I'll show it off!"

"have a good rest."

"Goodbye, my lord."

"Goodbye."

(End of this chapter)