The best lady boss

Chapter 1524: Worse than fart

Seeing this, Yang Yesheng said with a smile: "What are you afraid of, when I give you breast augmentation later, you still have to take off your clothes."

After hearing this, Yang Mu felt that it made sense, and even felt a little weird. He always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't explain it, so he let Yang Yesheng into the kitchen first.

When Yang Yesheng entered the kitchen, Yang Mu realized that there was something wrong with Yang Yesheng's words just now. What Yang Yesheng said was "When I give you breast augmentation later, you still have to take off your clothes", but the actual situation, If Yang Yesheng wanted to enlarge her breasts, all she had to do was take off her top. Why did she have to take off all her clothes? Does the lower body have anything to do with breast enhancement?

Yang Yesheng entered the room, pointed at Yang Mu's chest, and said, "Thanks to you making up your mind, otherwise, if this situation continues, you will become a real airport within a month at the latest."

The reason why Yang Mu was able to make up her mind was because she felt that her breasts were a little smaller than before.However, Yang Mu believed that this was her own illusion, caused by her inferiority complex, but she couldn't help being surprised when she heard Yang Yesheng say this, and hurriedly asked: "You...you mean, I...I Are your breasts getting smaller?"

After asking, Yang Mu suddenly thought that when his body was just matured, his breasts were much bigger than now, and they really got smaller and smaller, that is, two or three years.

Yang Yesheng nodded and said: "Yes, you have breast atrophy. If you don't treat it, your breasts will gradually disappear until they become flat, just like a man. There will be countless men lining up to pursue you."

"You..." Yang Mu felt extremely uncomfortable suddenly, but he was ashamed and angry when he heard that Yang Yesheng was still talking sarcasticly. But thinking about it, he still needed Yang Yesheng's treatment, so he had to forcefully suppress his emotions and asked, " Can you cure me?"

Yang Yesheng smiled and said: "No problem, it's still the method I told you before, acupuncture plus massage."

"Okay." Yang Mu had already figured it out, and after hearing what Yang Yesheng said about chest atrophy, there was no hesitation. He nodded hurriedly, but suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly asked , "But Li Li is here, I'm worried she will tell my cousin and uncle."

Yang Yesheng rolled his eyes and said: "That's your business, I can't control that much, if you want to be treated, I will treat you, otherwise, after capturing this guy outside, I will go to the police The bureau has received the reward, oh, yes, by the way, tomorrow is Yuling's birthday, I want to accompany her all day, and I have another important thing to do the day after tomorrow, starting from the day after tomorrow, it will be the Olympic Games, and I have also applied for it name."

"If you want treatment again, you can only wait until the Olympics are over, and I will arrange it according to the time."

"This..." Yang Mu suddenly felt embarrassed. It's not that she doesn't want to be treated, but because Duanmu Lili is here, it's inconvenient for her, and if she misses today, in case Yang Yesheng doesn't have time, she doesn't know about her breast enlargement plan When will it be dragged.

Yang Yesheng looked indifferent, opened the pot to look, and said with a smile: "Actually, it's very simple to get rid of this guy, just put something for him in the breakfast, and keep him away if he can't eat. .”

When Yang Mu heard this, he immediately became curious and asked, "How do you put something? Do you want to poison him?"

Yang Yesheng smiled and said: "How can I carry poison with me, but it can be configured, come on, I will teach you, use these several materials to prepare a super laxative, and keep this guy. any strength."

Yang Mu became even more curious, carefully looked at a few things in the kitchen, and asked, "Just use these few things?"

Yang Yesheng smiled and nodded, "Yes, there are six items in total. Coincidentally, you have all of them at home. Come, let me teach you."

Under Yang Mu's gaze, Yang Yesheng quickly selected six items, all of which were seasonings, fruits and vegetables that are usually used for cooking, but Yang Mu never thought of putting these six items together, at most two of them Just three.

"Okay." Yang Yesheng put these six things together, forcefully squeezed out a few drops of liquid, dripped them into the pot, then threw the rest into the trash can, and said with a smile, " Go ahead and cook, then bring it to him."

Yang Mu was a little skeptical, but he continued to cook. After a while, it was ready. Yang Musheng had a bowl and was about to take it out, but was stopped by Yang Yesheng, who said with a smile: "Take two bowls." past."

Two bowls?

Yang Mu was taken aback for a moment, and then he understood what Yang Yesheng meant. His expression changed, and he was about to speak, but he saw Yang Yesheng waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, it's not poison, it won't kill people, just take care of it Take it over, otherwise, he won't be fooled."

In desperation, Yang Mu had no choice but to fill another bowl and took it outside together, while Yang Yesheng didn't follow and stayed in the kitchen.

Sure enough, the fake girl was suspicious and asked Duanmu Lili to drink one of the bowls, and then he drank the other bowl with peace of mind.

Yang Mu cursed inwardly, what a cunning, I can still poison you.

However, thinking that the rice did have condiments, Yang Mu couldn't help but blush, and stopped cursing the fake girl secretly.

Not long after, the fake girl drank up the bowl of rice, wiped her mouth, and said with a smile: "I didn't expect that a big star would have such a skill. It seems that I am about to fall into the lucky nest."

At this time, Yang Yesheng came out from the kitchen, said with a smile: "There is a blessed nest, but it's a pity that you don't have this blessing."

The fake girl was shocked when she saw this, she stood up hastily, her first reaction was to control Yang Mu first, but just as he was about to attack Yang Mu, he heard a "swish", and an iron ball flew towards him , hit the fake girl's wrist all of a sudden, causing him to "ouch", and quickly retracted his wrist, while Yang Mu and Duanmu Lili hurried to Yang Yesheng.

Yang Yesheng smiled and said, "Miss Duanmu, I didn't expect us to meet again, and this time you are honest with me."

Candid?

Of course Duanmu Lili understood what Yang Yesheng meant, his face flushed with embarrassment, he hastily stretched out his hands to cover his chest, and even gave Yang Yesheng a hard look, threatening him: "Don't you dare to look at it again?" , I'll kick you out immediately."

Yang Yesheng said with a smile: "Okay, I'm just feeling troublesome. Since you can solve the problem, it seems that I shouldn't come here to save you. Okay, then I'll go first."

"Hey..." Duanmu Lili thought that Yang Yesheng was joking, but he didn't expect him to actually leave. He walked out of the living room in two or three steps, came to the yard, turned around, and was very interested. looked at them both.

The fake girl was overjoyed, it doesn't matter whether Yang Yesheng did it on purpose or not, but there is always a chance now, he immediately jumped forward, blocked the door, and quickly closed the door without even pausing With no time left, he turned around and rushed towards Yang Mu and Duanmu Lili, shouting: "You two, do you still want to escape?"

Yang Mu and Duanmu Lili were shocked, they never expected that Yang Yesheng would actually leave as soon as he said it.

Duanmu Lili was the first to react, grabbed Yang Mu, barely dodged the pounce of the fake girl, but broke out in a cold sweat.

The fake girl flew into the air all of a sudden, she was willing to give up, she was about to pounce on Yang Mu and Duanmu Lili again in a hurry.

But at this moment, Duanmu Lili suddenly let out a cry of pain, and the fruit knife in his hand fell to the ground, and immediately covered his stomach with a pale face, and squatted on the ground.

This suddenness was simply too unexpected, Yang Mu knew it well, it must be that Yang Yesheng's material had worked, but the fake girl didn't know what was going on. He was about to pounce on Yang Mu and Duanmu Lili again, but suddenly felt a sharp pain in his stomach, followed by "Ouch", and squatted on the ground clutching his stomach.

When the medicine took effect, Yang Mu also heaved a sigh of relief, no longer dodged, and bent down to help Duanmu Lili up, but Duanmu Lili groaned in pain, no matter how hard Ren Yangmu tried, he couldn't get up.

"Sister Yang Mu...Sister." Although Duanmu Lili had a severe stomachache, she still knew the situation of the outside world clearly. Of the three of them, she and the fake girl couldn't stand up because of the stomachache, but Yang Mu was fine. In addition, just now Yang Yesheng went to the kitchen first, Duanmu Lili couldn't guess that this was a trick created by Yang Yesheng and Yang Mu.

Yang Mu was also secretly amused, she didn't expect Yang Yesheng's medicine to take effect so quickly, so she said, "It's nothing, just a little laxative, it will be fine in a while."

Yang Mu said that it will be fine in a while, that's because the sun leaves are in the outside, since he can make this medicine, he can also make the antidote, so she said to Duanmu Lili, "Li Li Hold it back, I'll call Ye Sheng back." After speaking, he turned around and went to the door, opened it and walked out.

However, Yang Yesheng disappeared. Yang Mu looked outside, and was stunned. Moreover, the courtyard door was open, and she couldn't help but feel a thump in her heart. She thought to herself, no, could it be that Yang Yesheng really left? .

Yang Mu hurriedly walked out, came to the gate of the courtyard, poked his head out and looked out, but he didn't see Yang Yesheng's shadow, he was so anxious, he wished he could chase him out immediately.

However, Yang Mu is naked, if she chases her out like this, once someone sees her and recognizes her identity, her fame will be ruined, and her reputation as a jade girl will also be ruined. I don't know what kind of rumors will be spread What about the explosion scandal?

Feeling disappointed, Yang Mu had no choice but to lock the courtyard door tightly to prevent anyone from coming at this time.

Back in the living room, no matter whether it was Duanmu Lili or the fake girl, they were already rolling back and forth on the ground in pain, and the living room stinks so badly, I don't know how many stinky farts these two people have farted, and Yang Mu was almost smoked. Turn around and leave.

Yang Mu resisted the disgusting fart smell, and quickly came to Duanmu Lili, helped her up with all his strength, and walked out.

However, as soon as he walked to the door, he suddenly heard a "puchi", and from the center of Duanmu Lili's buttocks, a piece of yellow stuff came out, which smelled worse than fart.

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