Fengshenzhi, I didn't want to fall in love with Nuwa
Chapter 34 This Smelly Woman
"Li Jing, when you failed to achieve immortality, it was I who asked your master to take you down the mountain to enjoy the wealth and honor in the world. Today, I shot my Biyun boy to death with an arrow!"
Skull Mountain, in the Bone Cave.
Empress Shiji sat up on the futon, threw a shocking arrow to the ground, and shouted with frost on her face: "How can I, Empress Shiji, feel sorry for you?"
"Your Majesty, I'm wronged! I really didn't shoot your boy to death! Li Jing absolutely dare not!" Li Jing stood in the cave of bones, with an aggrieved expression on his face.
Li Jing felt really miserable!As soon as the work of the Dragon King of the Four Seas is over, Empress Shiji comes here, what a crime!
"How dare you argue! This arrow belongs to you, Li Jing!" Empress Shiji shouted.
"Li Jing is really innocent! This arrow was not shot by Li Jing. This Qiankun bow has been preserved since the Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor, and Li Jing can't pull it! It was shot by Yin Shang Emperor Xin." Li Jing called Qu.
Empress Shiji was silent for a while, and said with a sneer, "You're lying to me again! If you can't pull it, how can Di Xin be able to pull it?"
Since ancient times, although the emperor has been protected by the golden dragon of luck, the saints dare not hurt it easily, but the disadvantage is that they cannot cultivate and need to abide by the natural laws of birth, old age, sickness and death.
Of course, the three sages of Huoyun Cave, the three sage emperors Fuxi, Shennong, and Huangdi must be excluded from this list.
Even a cultivator like Li Jing couldn't pull the Qiankun Bow. As a mortal, how could Di Xin be able to pull it?
"I... I don't know..." Li Jing said with a bitter face: "Miss Shiji, Li Jing was really wronged, why don't you let Li Jing go back to the customs, find out who shot the arrow, and bring it to your mistress."
Of course Li Jing knew that the people who shot the arrows were his son Nezha and Prince Ren, but now that Shi Ji didn't believe it, he might as well find a reason to go back first.
"Okay, I'll let you go back. If you can't find out, I'll take you back to pay for my life!" Empress Shiji snorted coldly.
"Yes." Li Jingweng said in a stern voice, scolding Zishou viciously in his heart: "You are really a fool, you really killed me today! What should I do now, who should take my life..."
……
Outside Chentang Pass.
Zi Shou drove the Porsche for a spin, looking at the place where the sea meets the sky, feeling extremely depressed.
What happened to these two days!
The Dragon King of the Four Seas and these dogs played themselves as if they had received money, and even the little thing Nezha also played himself.
Now he can only pin his hopes on Fei Zhong.
"King Pingling, you must fight hard and beat Fei Zhong like a dog!"
Thinking about it, Zishou calmed down again. It's all right. I heard that King Pingling brought a hundred thousand soldiers to rebel, but that bastard Fei Zhong himself only gave five thousand elite soldiers. Can he win?Unless a miracle happens!
Zishou got off the car and walked slowly to the beach of Jiuwan River. The banks of Jiuwan River were swayed by the wind, with willows, green grass and gurgling water.
There was a big rock on the river beach. At this time, a woman in a red dress sat on the big rock, lowered her body like a cat, and stretched out her hands to take off her shoes and socks.
Put a pair of white and tender feet in the cool water, and stare at the river with a sideways face.
Zishou vaguely felt that this woman looked familiar, so he walked two steps quietly.
The river beach, warm sun, willows, breeze, and green grass constitute a beautiful summer picture.
The woman in the red dress turned half of her pretty face sideways, staring at the place where the water and the sky meet, forming a part of the picture scroll.
White and tender little feet, fat and thin long legs, a willow waist that can be stretched out, plump and plump breasts, and beautiful and thin shoulder bones. Looking up, there is a melon-seeded face that is so beautiful that it is a bit foul.
"Yunxiang's clothes are beautiful and beautiful, and the spring breeze blows the threshold of Revlon. If you don't meet at the top of Qunyu Mountain, you will meet at Yaotai under the moon." Zishou couldn't help reading this poem by Li Bai.
Ordinary people look at women from the face down, while perverts look at women from the legs up, Zishou is different from the former two, he looks up from the feet, and he looks very carefully.
But when he saw the woman's face clearly, Zishou's heart stopped suddenly and he suffocated instantly.
Not because of the woman's beauty, but because...he had seen this woman before.
Lady Nuwa!
What did I just do?Poem blasphemy? !
It's over!
Zishou's face turned green with fright, Hao Xuan ran away without hesitation.
He didn't expect that he would meet Nuwa when he walked so casually.
How come Nuwa can meet her everywhere!
The girl turned her head slowly, her face was very calm, but there was a faint smile in her eyes, she said calmly, "Zi Shou."
"...Well, ah," Zishou tried his best to pretend to be calm, "Zi Shou pays homage to Empress Nuwa."
"There's no need to be too polite." Nuwa shook her head, stared at Zishou and said, "Di Xin, you have more and more secrets, making it harder for people to see clearly!"
Zishou:?
secret?
What secret do I have?
Although he felt puzzled, Zishou still nodded calmly.
"Did you write those two poems just now?" Nuwa asked.
"Probably." Zi Shou touched his head.
"Is it?" Nuwa frowned slightly.
"Because I copied it." Zishou said truthfully.
"Who copied it from?" Nuwa was a little bit dumbfounded. She thought that Di Xin's literary talent was excellent, but she didn't expect it to be plagiarized.
"Li Bai, but he hasn't been born yet."
Nuwa: ...
All right, write what you write yourself, and you have to pretend.
"Do you still want to hear it? I still have a lot of poems." Zishou offered to please.
Nuwa: ...
Did this Di Xin really think she was the kind of little girl who would fall in love as soon as she heard a few lines of poetry?
Nuwa was silent for a while, then stood up, "The Dragon King of the Four Seas wanted to go to heaven to sue, but I stopped him. The business spirit is not exhausted, if you are diligent in politics, you may not be able to reverse the situation in the future."
As soon as this sentence was said, Zishou slowly typed out a sentence in his mind:?
It's not that he thinks he has a problem, but that Nu Wa has a problem with his brain!
I have no grievances with you, why do you want to hurt me like this?
Originally, Zishou was still wondering what changed the attitude of the Dragon King of the East China Sea. It turned out that it was because of Nuwa, a stinky woman!
This stinky woman, where did I provoke you?
Why do you want to hurt me over and over again!
Thinking that he couldn't go home because of Nuwa's intervention, Zishou was so angry that his teeth were itchy, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Why did you do this?"
Nuwa raised her shoes and socks, and said, "Are you asking me why I helped you? Because I don't think you are a fool. I want to see if people can defeat the law of heaven, and if the wealthy merchants can be revived in your hands."
After Nuwa finished speaking these words indifferently, even she herself didn't notice that she seemed to have explained a bit too much, which was a bit of a cover-up.
Zishou: ...
You don't call me help!
You are killing me!
I let you kill me!
"Do you want to take a car?" Zi Shou suddenly had a mischievous idea in his heart, then took his hand under Nu Wa's blank eyes, and walked towards the Porsche.
Nuwa's face turned cold, and she almost raised the slap to slap her to death, but then she thought that if she slapped this shou, she might die so badly, she put it down resentfully.
When they arrived at the Porsche, Zishou asked Nuwa to sit in the co-pilot seat.
Nuwa stared at Zishou with a straight face, "What do you want?"
"Take you for a ride."
"For a ride?"
Zi Shou didn't say much, just started the Porsche, took a quick turn on the beach, and rushed to the main road.
Nuwa narrowed her eyes slightly, looked at Zishou who was driving seriously, and suddenly felt... this person is also quite interesting.
Skull Mountain, in the Bone Cave.
Empress Shiji sat up on the futon, threw a shocking arrow to the ground, and shouted with frost on her face: "How can I, Empress Shiji, feel sorry for you?"
"Your Majesty, I'm wronged! I really didn't shoot your boy to death! Li Jing absolutely dare not!" Li Jing stood in the cave of bones, with an aggrieved expression on his face.
Li Jing felt really miserable!As soon as the work of the Dragon King of the Four Seas is over, Empress Shiji comes here, what a crime!
"How dare you argue! This arrow belongs to you, Li Jing!" Empress Shiji shouted.
"Li Jing is really innocent! This arrow was not shot by Li Jing. This Qiankun bow has been preserved since the Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor, and Li Jing can't pull it! It was shot by Yin Shang Emperor Xin." Li Jing called Qu.
Empress Shiji was silent for a while, and said with a sneer, "You're lying to me again! If you can't pull it, how can Di Xin be able to pull it?"
Since ancient times, although the emperor has been protected by the golden dragon of luck, the saints dare not hurt it easily, but the disadvantage is that they cannot cultivate and need to abide by the natural laws of birth, old age, sickness and death.
Of course, the three sages of Huoyun Cave, the three sage emperors Fuxi, Shennong, and Huangdi must be excluded from this list.
Even a cultivator like Li Jing couldn't pull the Qiankun Bow. As a mortal, how could Di Xin be able to pull it?
"I... I don't know..." Li Jing said with a bitter face: "Miss Shiji, Li Jing was really wronged, why don't you let Li Jing go back to the customs, find out who shot the arrow, and bring it to your mistress."
Of course Li Jing knew that the people who shot the arrows were his son Nezha and Prince Ren, but now that Shi Ji didn't believe it, he might as well find a reason to go back first.
"Okay, I'll let you go back. If you can't find out, I'll take you back to pay for my life!" Empress Shiji snorted coldly.
"Yes." Li Jingweng said in a stern voice, scolding Zishou viciously in his heart: "You are really a fool, you really killed me today! What should I do now, who should take my life..."
……
Outside Chentang Pass.
Zi Shou drove the Porsche for a spin, looking at the place where the sea meets the sky, feeling extremely depressed.
What happened to these two days!
The Dragon King of the Four Seas and these dogs played themselves as if they had received money, and even the little thing Nezha also played himself.
Now he can only pin his hopes on Fei Zhong.
"King Pingling, you must fight hard and beat Fei Zhong like a dog!"
Thinking about it, Zishou calmed down again. It's all right. I heard that King Pingling brought a hundred thousand soldiers to rebel, but that bastard Fei Zhong himself only gave five thousand elite soldiers. Can he win?Unless a miracle happens!
Zishou got off the car and walked slowly to the beach of Jiuwan River. The banks of Jiuwan River were swayed by the wind, with willows, green grass and gurgling water.
There was a big rock on the river beach. At this time, a woman in a red dress sat on the big rock, lowered her body like a cat, and stretched out her hands to take off her shoes and socks.
Put a pair of white and tender feet in the cool water, and stare at the river with a sideways face.
Zishou vaguely felt that this woman looked familiar, so he walked two steps quietly.
The river beach, warm sun, willows, breeze, and green grass constitute a beautiful summer picture.
The woman in the red dress turned half of her pretty face sideways, staring at the place where the water and the sky meet, forming a part of the picture scroll.
White and tender little feet, fat and thin long legs, a willow waist that can be stretched out, plump and plump breasts, and beautiful and thin shoulder bones. Looking up, there is a melon-seeded face that is so beautiful that it is a bit foul.
"Yunxiang's clothes are beautiful and beautiful, and the spring breeze blows the threshold of Revlon. If you don't meet at the top of Qunyu Mountain, you will meet at Yaotai under the moon." Zishou couldn't help reading this poem by Li Bai.
Ordinary people look at women from the face down, while perverts look at women from the legs up, Zishou is different from the former two, he looks up from the feet, and he looks very carefully.
But when he saw the woman's face clearly, Zishou's heart stopped suddenly and he suffocated instantly.
Not because of the woman's beauty, but because...he had seen this woman before.
Lady Nuwa!
What did I just do?Poem blasphemy? !
It's over!
Zishou's face turned green with fright, Hao Xuan ran away without hesitation.
He didn't expect that he would meet Nuwa when he walked so casually.
How come Nuwa can meet her everywhere!
The girl turned her head slowly, her face was very calm, but there was a faint smile in her eyes, she said calmly, "Zi Shou."
"...Well, ah," Zishou tried his best to pretend to be calm, "Zi Shou pays homage to Empress Nuwa."
"There's no need to be too polite." Nuwa shook her head, stared at Zishou and said, "Di Xin, you have more and more secrets, making it harder for people to see clearly!"
Zishou:?
secret?
What secret do I have?
Although he felt puzzled, Zishou still nodded calmly.
"Did you write those two poems just now?" Nuwa asked.
"Probably." Zi Shou touched his head.
"Is it?" Nuwa frowned slightly.
"Because I copied it." Zishou said truthfully.
"Who copied it from?" Nuwa was a little bit dumbfounded. She thought that Di Xin's literary talent was excellent, but she didn't expect it to be plagiarized.
"Li Bai, but he hasn't been born yet."
Nuwa: ...
All right, write what you write yourself, and you have to pretend.
"Do you still want to hear it? I still have a lot of poems." Zishou offered to please.
Nuwa: ...
Did this Di Xin really think she was the kind of little girl who would fall in love as soon as she heard a few lines of poetry?
Nuwa was silent for a while, then stood up, "The Dragon King of the Four Seas wanted to go to heaven to sue, but I stopped him. The business spirit is not exhausted, if you are diligent in politics, you may not be able to reverse the situation in the future."
As soon as this sentence was said, Zishou slowly typed out a sentence in his mind:?
It's not that he thinks he has a problem, but that Nu Wa has a problem with his brain!
I have no grievances with you, why do you want to hurt me like this?
Originally, Zishou was still wondering what changed the attitude of the Dragon King of the East China Sea. It turned out that it was because of Nuwa, a stinky woman!
This stinky woman, where did I provoke you?
Why do you want to hurt me over and over again!
Thinking that he couldn't go home because of Nuwa's intervention, Zishou was so angry that his teeth were itchy, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Why did you do this?"
Nuwa raised her shoes and socks, and said, "Are you asking me why I helped you? Because I don't think you are a fool. I want to see if people can defeat the law of heaven, and if the wealthy merchants can be revived in your hands."
After Nuwa finished speaking these words indifferently, even she herself didn't notice that she seemed to have explained a bit too much, which was a bit of a cover-up.
Zishou: ...
You don't call me help!
You are killing me!
I let you kill me!
"Do you want to take a car?" Zi Shou suddenly had a mischievous idea in his heart, then took his hand under Nu Wa's blank eyes, and walked towards the Porsche.
Nuwa's face turned cold, and she almost raised the slap to slap her to death, but then she thought that if she slapped this shou, she might die so badly, she put it down resentfully.
When they arrived at the Porsche, Zishou asked Nuwa to sit in the co-pilot seat.
Nuwa stared at Zishou with a straight face, "What do you want?"
"Take you for a ride."
"For a ride?"
Zi Shou didn't say much, just started the Porsche, took a quick turn on the beach, and rushed to the main road.
Nuwa narrowed her eyes slightly, looked at Zishou who was driving seriously, and suddenly felt... this person is also quite interesting.
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