Fengshenzhi, I didn't want to fall in love with Nuwa

"I didn't find any peaches, only this one." Ping Xin picked off two papayas and threw them at him: "Let's just eat it."

Zishou accepted the papaya, took a bite, and showed a subtle expression on his face: "It's bitter."

"Really?" Ping Xin was stunned for a moment, then picked up one and took a bite: "It's bitter."

This bit of suffering is naturally nothing to the sage, but Ping Xin frowned and threw away the papaya.

Zishou smiled and said: "You don't understand, it's the skin that is bitter, and the flesh inside is sweet." He picked up the papaya and gnawed the skin, and was about to eat it when Ping Xin snatched the papaya: "Thank you Brother Zishou peeled the skin for me!"

Her playful appearance is not like a high-ranking saint, but like a naughty little girl next door.

Zishou was stunned, that's what I gnawed!

"Empress Pingxin, don't you mind my drool?" Zishou opened his mouth.

"I don't mind, it's not like I haven't tasted it anyway." Ping Xin ate by himself.

Zishou:? ? ?

A big question mark appeared in Zishou's mind: "When did you try it?"

Pingxin's face was slightly rosy: "Oh, I was wrong. Do you want to taste mine?"

She leaned in front of him with a smile in her eyes.

Zishou felt that he could hardly bear it anymore: "I really can't bear it if you continue to behave like this."

"Oh, then don't bear it, Nuwa doesn't know. Even if she knew, she wouldn't beat you to death."

"Does not beat to death mean beat half to death?"

"seems like it."

Zishou: "..."

After eating the papaya in his blood, Zishou ran away, hoping that Nuwa would hurry up, otherwise, when Nuwa came back, I am afraid that his peaceful children would be soy sauced.

Although Zishou is a sage, you have never heard of the sage's nature.

But how can it be so fast to conceive a world?Zishou was doomed to suffer a lot during this time.

In the beginning, Zimou planned to get along peacefully and keep a distance. After all, men and women are not close to each other, but his Zimou is focused...

Well, the main reason is that if there is something really wrong with Peace Heart, when Nu Wa returns, it won’t be a violent beating...

If before, someone from Zi successfully hijacked his account, his cultivation base was no worse than that of Nuwa, and he would not be afraid of being beaten. However, the key is that Nuwa has re-certified the Hunyuan Daoguo. above.

What's more, if it's really with these two women...

In the future, it will be inevitable to be mixed doubles.

Zishou shuddered thinking about it.

However, how can the days of peaceful coexistence be so easy to maintain?

Originally, Zi Shou wanted to take advantage of this time to relax, not to go out to fight or deal with paperwork, so the days should pass easily.

And as the aura of this world gradually increased, some little creatures began to be born.

Zishou thought that a practitioner could pass hundreds of years in just one seat, so it would be easy.

However, this is just an assumption.

Well, when Zishou was meditating with his legs crossed, he heard a burst of laughter like silver bells around him, and when he looked up, he saw Pingxin girl playing on the grass with a fat and naive big cat in her arms.

Let's play, let's play, lie on the ground without any scruples, let's lie down, and... pull your skirt up!Just pull it, and...

Zishou couldn't meditate when he looked at it, his eyes were full of long legs in black silk.

Zishou endured it with great perseverance, and ran outside the mountains and rivers to observe the birth of creatures and feel the breath of life.

Looking at it, I found a girl with bare feet chasing the fat cat in front of him, running and running, running into his eyes and into his heart.

If an ordinary girl ran around in front of him, Zi Sheng would definitely smile and ignore her.

Even if Su Daji had repeatedly seduced him, he was as stable as Mount Tai.

However, this person in front of her is no ordinary girl, even Su Daji's beauty is far inferior to her, with a frown and a smile, she is cute and cute, even an arhat made of copper would turn into a finger-wrapping arhat.

Zishou was not made of copper, he was made of vibrating gold, so he endured it with great perseverance.

……

On this day, Zishou woke up from his sleep and found the fat cat sleeping next to him, lazily turning his stomach.

Zi Shou stared at it for a while, with a strange expression on his face: "This cat...is a male!"

Thinking of this fat cat playing with Ping Xin all day long, and then looking like this in the morning...it's a cat with a perverted head!

So Zishou took a chance and castrated the fat cat.

Seeing that you are still swaying in front of me with peace of mind all day long!

On that day, Sha Mao looked at Zishou with horror and bewilderment: Meow?

If you can't do it yourself, you will castrate me?

I am the first iron-eating beast in the wild!

Do you know how precious Ben Meow is?

Do you know how much Chi You loved me back then?

Zishou sneered, raised the knife and dropped it.

Fat Cat's screams resounded through Shanhe Shejitu.

For the next few days, Sha Mao looked at Zishou with resentful eyes.

Zishou originally thought that after the fat cat was castrated, the fat cat would sleep soundly all day long, and Ping Xin would not dangle in front of him.

However, he didn't realize his mistake until later.

Even without Fat Mao, Ping Xin would still dangle in front of her, dangling back and forth.

As time went by, it became more and more excessive.

At the beginning of molesting Zishou, Pingxin girl would still blush, but later on she became used to it, and her face was not even blush.

Zishou finds life more and more difficult. When a man and a woman live together on an isolated island, it’s fine for just a few days. After all, there are still things to do to distract attention, but as time goes by...

Don't you see that in the novel "Yi Tian Tu Long Ji", Zhang Cuishan and Yin Susu lived a primitive life together on an isolated island, and they did everything they could, so Zhang Wuji was born.

Zishou felt that if this continued, Zi Xiaoshou would be born.

Where did Pingxin find two baskets of red wild fruits this day, and happily ran to Zishou: "Zishou, come and eat wild fruits!"

Although Hunyuan Da Luo Jinxian will not die without eating and drinking, it doesn't mean he doesn't like to eat.

Pingxin likes to eat some fruit very much, and is willing to share it with Zishou.

Zishou sighed, today Pingxin is still wearing a black dress, with a gentle smile on her face, she looks like the big sister next door.

"Thank you." Zishou reached out and picked one up, put it in his mouth and ate it. It was similar to a strawberry, with a very sweet and sour taste.

Pingxin smiled softly, and picked up the wild fruit and ate it.

Soon there was only one wild fruit left in the two bamboo baskets, and he looked at Zishou calmly: "I won't eat it, you can eat the rest!"

Zishou sighed, he was already a little accustomed to this kind of life: "Okay!"

Just reached out to take it, but didn't want to pick up the fruit and bit his mouth, and leaned towards Zishou: "My lord, um~!"

Zishou: "!!!"

The beautiful face right in front of my eyes, the tender cherry red lips, the white teeth, the bright red fruit...

Zishou swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "That...I..."

Ping Xinmei looked at him with a little smile, as if provoking him.

Zishou carefully opened his mouth to take the wild fruit, he was so nervous that he was sweating all over, and was about to shrink his head, but he didn't expect Pingxin to bump into his arms suddenly, and his lips touched it lightly.

"Kissed again? Kissed again!"

boom!

Zisheng's mind was blank, and he almost lost his sanity. He subconsciously reached out and hugged her, wanting to hug her into his arms.

But she didn't want to dodge back calmly, avoiding Zishou's embrace.

Pingxin's face was on fire, she was not the kind of casual woman, she just wanted to tease Zishou upside down, and she just wanted to tease Zishou by kissing him suddenly, to see his reaction.

But he didn't want to be so ashamed that he wanted to bury his face.

"call."

Ping Xin took a deep breath and let it out slowly, still smiling like a flower: "Zi Shou, is it delicious?"

"It's delicious." Zi Shou smacked his lips, with endless aftertaste.

Seeing his small movements, Ping Xin's whole face was flushed red: "I was asking if the wild fruit is delicious!"

Zishou subconsciously said: "They are all delicious."

Ping Xin almost buried her face in the waves of her chest, this stinky shou is delicious!

Although it was Zishou who she molested first, but at this time he was even more shy than Zishou.

She took a deep breath and gradually calmed down: "Okay, I'm going to meditate, don't disturb me!"

Zishou thought to himself, it seems that you have been bothering me all the time, right?He still said, "Okay then, let's sit together."

"What does it mean to do it together? Zishou, you are very bad!"

"Ahem, I mean meditate together."

"I think you are full of cranky thoughts, hum!"

Pingxin snorted softly, turned around and left, and after walking away, recalling the conversation the two had just had, her face burned again.

Although a little shy, it seems to be very happy.

This kind of life... seems pretty good.

"I'm a saint, and I've been in the underworld for thousands of years, why do I look like a little girl..." Ping Xin covered her flushed face, and her thoughts fluctuated for a while.

Seeing Ping Xin leave, Zi Shou also heaved a sigh of relief.

Delicate and cute, charming and beautiful.

Especially love to tease himself.

Even a saint with a heart of stone will be melted by her, right?

"It's too difficult for me!"

Zishou groaned in his heart. He had promised Nuwa that he would not accept the harem again. Before that, Deng Chanyu, Princess Longji, the Holy Mother of Fire Spirit, and Tiannv Ba felt ashamed of Nuwa. What if he was really tempted?

"Don't think about it, practice, practice."

Zishou took a deep breath, expelled the distracting thoughts in his heart, and concentrated on practicing the Nine Revolutions Xuanyuan Kungfu.

This nine-turn Xuanyuan Gong is an advanced version of the Eighty-Nine Xuangong. It not only contains advanced cultivation methods, but also various supernatural powers of Tiangang numbers and earth evil numbers.

In the beginning, Zi Shou didn't concentrate on learning, but the nine-turn Xuanyuan Kungfu was working in his body. Although he learned the eighth turn, he hadn't learned many spells.

At this time, Zishou picked up again and practiced 36 techniques of Tiangang and 72 techniques of Earth Sha.

This supernatural power does not mean that it can change into 36 or 72 kinds of creatures.

Instead, there are 36 kinds and 72 kinds of supernatural powers, a total of [-] kinds of supernatural powers.

It includes knowledge of the time and place, medical talismans, opening walls and climbing rocks, gathering animals and adjusting birds, and so on.

Almost everything is included in astronomy and geography, before and after ancient and modern times, pharmacology and numerology, and geomantic omen.

After ordinary people learn it, they can go up to the clouds and down to shrink the ground.Catching ghosts and summoning souls, bean people and grass horses, storms and thunderstorms, paper tigers with snakes, all can be used in the void.

For Zishou, a lot of supernatural powers are also very necessary, after all, his knowledge in this area is really lacking.

After learning like this, it's over...