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[Volume 1] Chapter 2508: Let me rest in peace 8

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"Could it be that this is the legendary divine friendship?" Mantis's words immediately attracted everyone's attention to the Martian.This guy must have watched Wesley too much, and the gods have made it.

Chen Ming smiled, but said nothing.This group of guys only saw themselves in school, and they didn't know it.Not only did he and Han Yabing know each other, they both lived together; every day when they went back, they ate in the same pot and talked about Mao's friendship!Of course, Chen Ming can't say this, it's very serious to live with a girl.Sure to cause an uproar at school.

"Boss, boss. Hurry up and teach us your secrets of picking up girls. Let's learn it too, let me say goodbye to this male body as soon as possible!" Fat Pig King said with an anxious look on his face.

Chen Ming looked at his chubby face and thought to himself, even if he really gave you the rules for picking up girls.Just like you, all the girls I saw were scared away, and you still soaked in wool.

"How can there be any cheats for picking up girls? It's all about fate, okay? If there is really no fate, it's useless to talk about it." Chen Ming wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said speechlessly.

The Fat Pig King thought that Chen Ming was hiding something for himself, and didn't want to tell himself; he quickly handed over the roast duck that was roasted so smooth, and said with a smile on his face: "Boss, boss, just say it! Eating roast duck, this is The best one, just out of the oven. I bought it here, and I made a special trip to honor you."

"I say Fat Pig King! I think you don't want to eat sex, go straight to being a sex. If you get rid of the virgin body like that, it will be very fast!" After Guo Xiaowen finished speaking, the group of "damage "Friends", everyone burst out laughing.It's still very interesting to tease this fat man and make fun of him.

"Go, go, you know what a toothbrush is. What's so good about it! Go to that ghostly place, and be ravaged by those old fat women all day long. It's the first time I want to give that kind of old fat woman, I It's better to just hang yourself." The Fat Pig King waved his hand, and said dissatisfied to his friends.

"Haha, that pretty girl will be intimidated by your size. Who would want to have sex with you?" The broomhead guy was also there to join in the fun.Men, when they are together, they are either talking about work or women.

"So! I'm not a professional, have you come to learn from the boss?" Fat Pig King looked at Chen Ming and said shamelessly.What he said made people think of a very ambiguous story...

It is said that Master Sanzang, on the way west, walked and walked to the boudoir of the spider spirit, and he wanted to do that with him.Spider spirits are not good birds, and they do this often.What's more, with Sanzang?However, that day was very unfortunate, that day her "mama" sister came to see her.So, the little goblin shyly said to Sanzang, "Master, I'm sorry. I'm here for my aunt!"

Sanzang is really good, put his palms together, and chanted the Buddha's name: "Amitabha, I just came here to learn the scriptures..."

"There is no sutra, but there is essence. Do you want it?" Chen Ming also joked with dirty jokes, which immediately made other people laugh out loud.

Looking at Fat Pig King's bitter face, Chen Ming sighed, and said helplessly: "Please! Brother, I am still a fucking virgin! What experience do you have for you? If you want to learn from it, you should also go to the broom Head! This guy doesn't know how many times he has had sex with his girlfriend. It is no exaggeration to say that the number of times he has sex is more than the number of times you have ###pipe."