Merry students roam the campus
2866. A Girl Falls from the Sky 10
After finishing speaking, he pinched Guo Xiaowen's back vigorously, causing the latter to nod repeatedly in pain.Then, with the strength of the old nose, he shook off his younger brother's hand and cursed: "Bah bah, you bastard! I just saw you go to the toilet and didn't wash your hands at all. It's so dirty."
"Oh, don't worry! I'm used to wiping pp with my left hand." Guo Xiaowu looked at his left hand and said.
"That's about the same." Guo Xiaowen felt a little more at ease.
However, Guo Xiaowu's next sentence made this guy vomit immediately. "I watched Teacher Cang's video at home before, and I slapped it with my right hand."
The audience was in a cold sweat...
Compared to the calmness of Chen Ming and the others, Fat Pig King over there was sweating and looked expectantly at Yang Shuqi opposite.Waiting for the other party's answer, the latter stood there blankly, obviously not knowing what he was thinking.
Finally, Du Bian on the side couldn't wait any longer, looking pitiful, so far, he was a fat pig king.He continued: "Sister, you haven't answered our question yet. After all, do you want to go to the movies with this fat brother?"
"Yeah? But, movie...what is that?" Yang Shuqi's words almost made everyone vomit blood again.
"The movie is, alas. How can I explain it to you? There are delicious food and interesting places. Today, you just follow this fat man!" Du Bian's explanation really made a cold sweat.Can you be a little more professional?
"This... I was invited by Brother Chen Ming. Of course, we must take good care of him. He is here alone, but I go out to eat, drink and have fun. It's too irresponsible. So, I still don't go !" Yang Shuqi's words made Fat Pig Wang beside him anxious, if he missed such a simple girl, he would have no chance.
Chen Ming sighed, looked at the fat man, and kept winking at himself; helplessly, he had no choice but to say: "Shuqi, you go! Wait a minute...... Uh, wait a minute... Someone brought me food, you should take it as a day off today. Be happy, let's be a day late!"
"Oh, since the boss said so, then fine. I promise you!" Yang Shuqi's words made Fat Pig King burst into tears~!Looking at Chen Ming's eyes, it's like seeing reborn parents.The first date in this life with a girl was actually facilitated by Chen Ming, he can date pretty girls even if he is fat.
"Ahem, do you think we should go buy a bottle of champagne to celebrate the dead fat man? Look at his excited appearance, he probably doesn't even remember his father's last name." Du Bian on the side, with his elbow He poked Zeng Qiangyong and asked.
"I see! Fatty's spring has really arrived. Hehe~" Zeng Qiangyong said with a particularly funny look.For a while, everyone was in this ward, looking at the Fat Pig King with tears streaming down his face, it was so funny.
"Sigh, fortunately, the employee I was looking for was poached. It's really depressing!" Chen Ming said with a sigh.From the way he looked, it was obvious that his heart ached.
"Haha, boss, this is called the rabbit to eat the grass by the side of the nest. Fat pig king, he has been poor for so long, this time he is rare to be rich." The Fat Pig King, everyone is happy.
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"Oh, don't worry! I'm used to wiping pp with my left hand." Guo Xiaowu looked at his left hand and said.
"That's about the same." Guo Xiaowen felt a little more at ease.
However, Guo Xiaowu's next sentence made this guy vomit immediately. "I watched Teacher Cang's video at home before, and I slapped it with my right hand."
The audience was in a cold sweat...
Compared to the calmness of Chen Ming and the others, Fat Pig King over there was sweating and looked expectantly at Yang Shuqi opposite.Waiting for the other party's answer, the latter stood there blankly, obviously not knowing what he was thinking.
Finally, Du Bian on the side couldn't wait any longer, looking pitiful, so far, he was a fat pig king.He continued: "Sister, you haven't answered our question yet. After all, do you want to go to the movies with this fat brother?"
"Yeah? But, movie...what is that?" Yang Shuqi's words almost made everyone vomit blood again.
"The movie is, alas. How can I explain it to you? There are delicious food and interesting places. Today, you just follow this fat man!" Du Bian's explanation really made a cold sweat.Can you be a little more professional?
"This... I was invited by Brother Chen Ming. Of course, we must take good care of him. He is here alone, but I go out to eat, drink and have fun. It's too irresponsible. So, I still don't go !" Yang Shuqi's words made Fat Pig Wang beside him anxious, if he missed such a simple girl, he would have no chance.
Chen Ming sighed, looked at the fat man, and kept winking at himself; helplessly, he had no choice but to say: "Shuqi, you go! Wait a minute...... Uh, wait a minute... Someone brought me food, you should take it as a day off today. Be happy, let's be a day late!"
"Oh, since the boss said so, then fine. I promise you!" Yang Shuqi's words made Fat Pig King burst into tears~!Looking at Chen Ming's eyes, it's like seeing reborn parents.The first date in this life with a girl was actually facilitated by Chen Ming, he can date pretty girls even if he is fat.
"Ahem, do you think we should go buy a bottle of champagne to celebrate the dead fat man? Look at his excited appearance, he probably doesn't even remember his father's last name." Du Bian on the side, with his elbow He poked Zeng Qiangyong and asked.
"I see! Fatty's spring has really arrived. Hehe~" Zeng Qiangyong said with a particularly funny look.For a while, everyone was in this ward, looking at the Fat Pig King with tears streaming down his face, it was so funny.
"Sigh, fortunately, the employee I was looking for was poached. It's really depressing!" Chen Ming said with a sigh.From the way he looked, it was obvious that his heart ached.
"Haha, boss, this is called the rabbit to eat the grass by the side of the nest. Fat pig king, he has been poor for so long, this time he is rare to be rich." The Fat Pig King, everyone is happy.
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