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[Volume 1] Chapter 290: You're cheating!Lao Tzu was chopped off by 9

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"The alarm went off in the bank, and the robber held the weapon in his hand and shouted: "Robbery, fuck me! "When he saw a woman lying down, he roared: "You tm give me some civility, I only rob money and not sex!" "" Gao Chengming's joke made Chen Ming laugh haha.Seeing that his "benefactor" was happy, the latter immediately tried his best and continued.

Once upon a time there was a man who lost his way in a big forest, hungry and sleepy, suddenly found a house, he ran over excitedly, and knocked on the door, and a beautiful girl opened the door ( About 19-20), the girl asked him who he was looking for, and the man said, "I'm hungry and sleepy now, can you let me spend the night at your house?" After the girl heard this, she called her mother and grandma When they came out, they said: "The three of us live in this house. You can spend the night here if you want, but you must do that with the three of us. And every time we count the time, it only takes 5 That's enough. The man thinks: It's nothing to do with just having sex with them! The man agrees right away.

Well, it was the young girl who started. The young girl feels a little shy about such things, but she must be young.When the man started, she quickly counted: 12345.It's over. The second middle-aged mother, because the family lives without a man, there are physical and mental needs, so when the man starts, the middle-aged woman slowly counts: 1~~ ~2~~~3~~~4~~~5~~~.It's over.The third one is the old lady, the man thinks about it, soon, now it is the third one, and it is an old woman, the man starts, and the old woman starts counting: 1~2~3~4~, 2~ 2~3~4~, 3~2~3~4~, 4~2~3~4~ Change your posture and come again. 1~2~3~4~, 2~2~3~..........................

man:…….

"Haha, not bad! Not bad. Keep going." Chen Ming felt that he had never laughed like this before, so he waved his hand and told Gao Chengming to continue talking.

Gao Chengming now found that the only repayment he could give Chen Ming was to tell nasty jokes.In his mind, he desperately searched for his most hilarious joke, and at the same time, his eyeballs rolled even more violently.After a long time, he really found something hilarious.

He cleared his throat, and then said lightly: "A woman bathed in a stream, and a frog entered her private parts and lived in it. After a few days, the woman felt unwell, so she went to the doctor to see a doctor. He took a frog corpse and a suicide note, and said: Every day, I was beaten with a stick." Beat, life is better than death, I will go!"

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