Merry students roam the campus

Zeng Qiangyong, who was at the side, hurried over and asked worriedly, "Boss, how are you?"

"It's nothing, I just want to smoke a cigarette." Chen Ming smiled, his forehead was already sweating profusely from the pain.

"Let me do this kind of small thing. You lie down and rest!" Zeng Qiangyong hurriedly went inside Chen Ming's clothes, took out his cigarette, took out his lighter, and quickly gave Chen Ming a light There was a fire.

Chen Ming took a deep breath, raised his head, and looked at the ceiling with a satisfied face.

"Boss, your addiction to smoking is getting bigger and bigger. If you continue like this, your lungs will almost be blackened!" Zeng Qiangyong looked at Chen Ming who was smoking, and he couldn't deny that he was very handsome.However, smoking is not a good thing after all, especially if he smokes so hard like him.

"You know what a fart! You only see the disadvantages of smoking, how much are the benefits, and how much do you know?" Chen Ming slammed it hard, and he was rather bored, so he chatted with this guy here.

"Huh? Is there any benefit to smoking? This is the first time I've heard of it." Yang Shuqi also joined the conversation.

"Hehe, I'll tell you about the top twenty benefits of smoking!" Chen Ming smiled. Little Sunflower's mother was in class, and she started class...

1. People who smoke are always young; because people who smoke will get pneumonia and die young. 2. Smokers will always be safe at home; because smokers will cough incessantly in the middle of the night, and thieves will know that there is someone at home. 3. People who smoke will not be bitten by mosquitoes; because people who smoke smoke all day long, the mosquitoes are all smoked to death. 4. Smokers will not be bitten by dogs; because smokers are prone to hunchbacks, dogs see them and think they are picking stones to beat them. 5. Smoking to show off.Some people smoke in order to show themselves in front of others.Take out a box of beautifully decorated high-end cigarettes, take out a delicate lighter, light the cigarette with a bang, and act as if you are holding a brand-name cigarette in your mouth to make yourself happy. 6. Smoking is a social interaction for entertaining and increasing feelings.When meeting for the first time, offering a cigarette to show respect and politeness to others may shorten the distance between heart and heart. 7. Be gregarious, influenced by colleagues and partners, and imitate their behavior.Some people think that smokers are generally more gregarious, and less eccentric. 8. Smoking for inspiration.Mark Twain said: Almost all writers are "junkies".Artists and writers who have been in love with smoke all their lives are like stars. They inspire inspiration in the misty smoke of nothingness and create pieces of art treasures and works handed down from generation to generation. 9. Smoking to enjoy the "fragrant" taste.Because of the aroma and taste of cigarettes, smokers can enjoy this delicacy. 10. Smoking can regulate people's emotions.Smoking to solve problems. 11. It can pass the time. Smoking is like a life partner. People who smoke often take out cigarettes and light them to pass the boring time unconsciously. 12. Promote the economic income of the tobacco factory, benefit the factory and the people. 14. It can dispel cold, especially in winter. 15. Repel mosquitoes and avoid bites. 16. Relieve embarrassing situations. 17. The only light is in the dark night without electricity. 18. A good tool for lighting firecrackers. 19. Cover up the smell of the room. 20. Longevity has a factual basis. If you don’t believe me, take a look:

1.林b不抽烟不喝酒只活了63岁；2.周e来只喝酒不抽烟，活了73岁；3.毛zd只抽烟不喝酒，活了83岁；4.邓小p即抽烟又喝酒，活了93岁；5.而张xl老将军吃喝嫖赌样样都来，活了103岁……

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