Merry students roam the campus
3763. Life is like a fart 1
"Help! Help!!"
On the dark street, a very beautiful woman was running around in a panic. 【! Behind her, a large group of young and Dangerous boys, holding machetes, are closely following her.At the same time, everyone was shouting the clichéd line, "Don't run! Stop! Stop! Don't run!"
The beautiful woman was terrified and ran quickly.However, this foot did not live up to expectations, and he stepped on a pool of water; suddenly, the whole person exclaimed, and fell heavily on the ground.She lay on the ground, turned around quickly, her pupils dilated, and stared blankly at the group of young and Dangerous boys who surrounded them with yawning smiles.
"You...what do you want to do?" The beautiful girl panicked and asked anxiously while clutching her chest and skirt.
"Wahhaha, what are you doing? Of course it's ravaging you, ruining you, xxoo you!" The faces of the group of young and Dangerous boys showed a YD expression.
"No! My prince will come to save me, he will come to save me." The pretty girl said in panic.
"Then let him pick up what we have left! Wahaha, brothers, grab her hands and feet for me. I'm going to clean up this little fairy today." One of the yellow-haired, grinning, quickly Pounced on.
"Crack!"
At this moment, a guy next to him wearing a cloth hat and sunglasses yelled loudly.Then, he nodded in satisfaction and said, "Not bad! Everyone has performed very well. In the next scene, the hero should come and save the beauty."
After finishing speaking, this guy turned his head again, and said to a handsome young man behind him with a respectful smile, "Boss, how is it? Do you think the filming of this scene is okay?"
This young man is none other than our brother Chen Ming.He put one hand on his chest, touched his chin with the other hand, thought carefully and said: "Zhao Lingda's acting skills are right! But, I said director, who will give you the f*cking script?" Did you write it? It’s such a shit, will anyone read it?”
"Hey, the audience likes this kind of tone! If the heroine can take off her clothes and have a chuang scene or something, they will be excited to watch it. It's hard for this movie not to be popular!" The director looked wretched, Constantly rubbing his hands, Yd said with a smile.
Chen Ming broke out in cold sweat, this bastard doesn't know his relationship with this heroine, does he?Besides, he shouldn't be from filming a...v, right?To think of such a shameless scene and plot.
"Come on! Drag it out, to the smoky one." Chen Ming waved his hand and said lightly.Immediately, a few boys from Xinglong Club strode up, supported the director from left to right, and went out.
"Hey, Boss! The script is not good, we can change it... ouch, ouch! If we change it, we can let the heroine directly take a level 3 shot! ouch, ouch, it's really not possible, real guns... ah!! "The director really made his debut with a...v!The more you say it, the more inappropriate it is for children, but you know that Zhao Lingda is Chen Ming's daughter-in-law, the more you talk about it, the more miserable it is!
"Chen Ming, what's the matter?" Zhao Lingda, who came down from the theater, asked Chen Ming curiously, "Is it because my acting skills are bad? Don't hit the director, okay?"
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On the dark street, a very beautiful woman was running around in a panic. 【! Behind her, a large group of young and Dangerous boys, holding machetes, are closely following her.At the same time, everyone was shouting the clichéd line, "Don't run! Stop! Stop! Don't run!"
The beautiful woman was terrified and ran quickly.However, this foot did not live up to expectations, and he stepped on a pool of water; suddenly, the whole person exclaimed, and fell heavily on the ground.She lay on the ground, turned around quickly, her pupils dilated, and stared blankly at the group of young and Dangerous boys who surrounded them with yawning smiles.
"You...what do you want to do?" The beautiful girl panicked and asked anxiously while clutching her chest and skirt.
"Wahhaha, what are you doing? Of course it's ravaging you, ruining you, xxoo you!" The faces of the group of young and Dangerous boys showed a YD expression.
"No! My prince will come to save me, he will come to save me." The pretty girl said in panic.
"Then let him pick up what we have left! Wahaha, brothers, grab her hands and feet for me. I'm going to clean up this little fairy today." One of the yellow-haired, grinning, quickly Pounced on.
"Crack!"
At this moment, a guy next to him wearing a cloth hat and sunglasses yelled loudly.Then, he nodded in satisfaction and said, "Not bad! Everyone has performed very well. In the next scene, the hero should come and save the beauty."
After finishing speaking, this guy turned his head again, and said to a handsome young man behind him with a respectful smile, "Boss, how is it? Do you think the filming of this scene is okay?"
This young man is none other than our brother Chen Ming.He put one hand on his chest, touched his chin with the other hand, thought carefully and said: "Zhao Lingda's acting skills are right! But, I said director, who will give you the f*cking script?" Did you write it? It’s such a shit, will anyone read it?”
"Hey, the audience likes this kind of tone! If the heroine can take off her clothes and have a chuang scene or something, they will be excited to watch it. It's hard for this movie not to be popular!" The director looked wretched, Constantly rubbing his hands, Yd said with a smile.
Chen Ming broke out in cold sweat, this bastard doesn't know his relationship with this heroine, does he?Besides, he shouldn't be from filming a...v, right?To think of such a shameless scene and plot.
"Come on! Drag it out, to the smoky one." Chen Ming waved his hand and said lightly.Immediately, a few boys from Xinglong Club strode up, supported the director from left to right, and went out.
"Hey, Boss! The script is not good, we can change it... ouch, ouch! If we change it, we can let the heroine directly take a level 3 shot! ouch, ouch, it's really not possible, real guns... ah!! "The director really made his debut with a...v!The more you say it, the more inappropriate it is for children, but you know that Zhao Lingda is Chen Ming's daughter-in-law, the more you talk about it, the more miserable it is!
"Chen Ming, what's the matter?" Zhao Lingda, who came down from the theater, asked Chen Ming curiously, "Is it because my acting skills are bad? Don't hit the director, okay?"
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