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[Volume 1] Chapter 96: Dating Little Lolita 6

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After the two found their seats, they quickly took their seats; because the movie was about to start.Just as they were seated, Chen Ming realized that there was a couple behind them; the two were hugging each other, talking and laughing.The man had an extremely wretched appearance, and he even had an even more wretched mustache.The woman looks average, but she wears heavy makeup and lipstick.He thought he was pretty, but Chen Ming felt the urge to vomit when he smelled the strong perfume on her body.

The man put his arms around the woman, and whispered in the woman's ear with a lewd smile, not knowing what to say; the woman would giggle and pat his thigh from time to time.Say what, you are good or bad.

After being seated, the movie began to show, but the couple behind didn't seem to be watching the movie.He was still chattering and laughing; after Chen Ming listened carefully, he realized that the wretched man was talking about some nasty jokes.

"A girl was urinating in the toilet, and a drunk man strayed in after drinking. Hearing the sound of urinating, he hurriedly said: Don't come, I really don't want to drink anymore! The girl was so frightened that she didn't dare to pee anymore, and she couldn't hold back her fart. , the drunkard said: Fuck! Why did I get another bottle!" The man said this, and the woman couldn't help laughing; she scolded the man for being bad, but she still had an expression of wanting to continue listening.

"Tang Monk met a banshee when he saw her breasts and fat buttocks, so she wanted to have sex. Seeing this, the banshee exclaimed: Elder! The little girl is menstruating, and it may be inconvenient to have intercourse! After hearing this, Tang Monk put his hands together: Amitabha, poor monk is going I came here to learn from the scriptures!" The man told another joke, even Chen Ming who was eavesdropping couldn't help it, and secretly laughed.

Little Lolita, who was concentrating on watching the movie, saw Chen Ming sniggering, pouted her lips immediately, and asked curiously, "Student Chen Ming, what are you laughing at? Is this mythological movie funny?"

Chen Ming didn't dare to tell her about the nasty joke he overheard just now; when he felt embarrassed and couldn't explain it, he saw General "Meng Yi" appearing on the screen, and then stick Smecta called their princess out.Of course, the princess is Ok Soo, the one played by Kim Hee Sun.

Seeing her hair dished up and wearing a chicken feather costume, Chen Ming explained wittily: "No! I just saw this Kim Hee-sun's look, it's too tall to laugh at. She looks pretty good, but she's a big girl with a head on her head. Twist, I couldn't help but laugh."

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