Merry students roam the campus

[Volume 1] Chapter 99: Dating Little Lolita 9

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"Ha ha!"

After hearing this guy's joke, Chen Ming couldn't bear it anymore, and laughed at the same time as the woman.This scene made the wretched man behind very confused, thinking that someone had heard his joke.However, at this moment, the entire audience in the cinema laughed, even the little girl beside Chen Ming also laughed.Not for anything else, because on the movie screen, Jackie Chan was fighting with a group of people when he was robbing the tomb, because he stepped on the hand of his partner Liang Jiahui, causing the latter to kiss the mummy head-on.

The man suddenly realized that he thought he hadn't been discovered, so he continued to hug the heavily made-up woman and continued to kiss me.Ready to start his dirty jokes class!Chen Ming, the "good student", also quickly pricked up his ears and continued to eavesdrop.

In a history class at a prestigious university, the professor is asking students from all over the world: "To be or not to be?"

Death. "Whose mouth did this famous saying come from?

After being silent for a long time, Gu Tian stood up and said, "William Shakespeare."

"Very well, who is being hailed as the 'conscience of Europe'?

"Romain Rolland."

"Give me liberty or let me die." Who was the first to say that?

&p;amp;#8226; Henry said. "

"Very well, then, who said 'of the people, by the people, and for the people'."

&p;amp;#8226; Lincoln said. "

"That's right, students, the one who answered the question just now was a Japanese student, but as a student from a European country, he couldn't answer the question.

Come on, what a pity, the professor said with emotion.

"Damn little Japan!" Someone suddenly shouted.

"Who! Who said that!" The professor was so angry that his voice trembled.

"In 1945, President Truman said." John stood up.

This joke was quite funny, but after learning the lesson from the almost exposed just now, Chen Ming still held back his laughter.Because, he was about to laugh out loud, and I am afraid that the guy behind this would not talk anymore.

Looking at the screen, Chen Ming really didn't want to leave halfway through the movie. He was thinking about whether to discuss it with Zhou Qianqian, add some money, and watch more.The wretched man behind started his hilarious lecture again.

Liu Bei, Guan and Zhang were stranded on a deserted island. A few days later, Zhang Fei wanted to cut his younger brother to satisfy his hunger.Guan Yu said: sb, knead and then cut, there is a lot of meat!At this time, seeing Liu Bei masturbating, Guan Yu asked: Brother, what are you doing?Liu Bei: Order some sauce, dip it in and eat it!

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