I'm the king of weirdness

Chapter 1 Xiao Xu, do you want a wife?

"Xiao Xu, do you want a wife?"

When the people from the sub-district office came to Xu Ruyi's home, they asked such a question.

Xu Ruyi stared at the forty-something uncle in front of her in a daze for a long time before realizing that she was already this year.

, has reached the age when the government arranges marriages.

Since the global catastrophe 50 years ago, in order to stabilize the sharply declining population, the government has stipulated that after citizens reach their full age, there will be a country that will conduct genetic matching uniformly. Choose to find the most suitable partner.

In theory, this is not mandatory, but if you cannot get married before the age of 22, then you will face high taxes and policies that cannot enjoy various welfare subsidies.

Xu Ruyi thought about it seriously for a long time, and asked, "How is her physical fitness?"

"Are you looking for someone with a good figure? Now you young people are really..."

"No, it's just...can you find someone with stronger resistance and survivability?"

When the street office uncle who was looking at Xu Ruyi's file heard this, he couldn't help but pause, and his eyes scanned the handsome young man in front of him strangely.

And Xu Ruyi didn't seem to realize that there was something wrong with what she said, and looked at him as usual.

"Do you know how to do domestic violence?"

"I won't, but if she likes, I can learn."

The street office uncle clapped his hands, confirming one thing.

This kid is mentally ill.

He secretly added this sentence on the file, then stopped writing and asked, "Xiao Xu, do you have any other requests?"

Xu Ruyi pondered for a long time, then said seriously:

"I hope, she won't be afraid of my family."

The street office uncle looked at him in a daze, and then looked at Xu Ruyi's file in a daze.

On the file, in the column "Family Information" under the name, there are two large characters written impressively.

orphan!

This kid is really sick!
The uncle of the street office decided to leave as soon as possible, took out a card with a string of codes written on it from his coat pocket, and handed it to Xu Ruyi: "This is a girl who is matched with you, but she is not in our shelter, you Let's meet him in "Second Home" first."

Xu Ruyi took it over and glanced at it: "Okay."

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After the uncle from the street office left, Xu Ruyi returned to her room.

His room is very simple, after all, it is only a room for one person, except for a bed and a desk, there is only a game cabin in the corner.

Since the world house change 50 years ago, the environment of Aquamarine has undergone earth-shaking changes. People can only live in shelters built by the government, and outside the shelters are filled with gray mist all the year round. Ordinary people cannot survive at all. .

However, most of the shelters are only as big as a county in China before the catastrophe. Most people can only live in this small area from birth to burying the earth. Depressed hearts will lead to various social conflicts. The government just developed the game "Second Home". This immersive stealth game claims to be able to enjoy the beautiful scenery before the catastrophe in the game, and even 100% simulate the sense of touch, taste, and smell. It can be said to be an epoch-making product.

It was also due to the appearance of the game "Second Home" that the crime rate in the major shelters decreased significantly, and the social stability soared.

Xu Ruyi's game cabin was brought in a few months ago, and it is part of the residents' welfare and does not need to spend money.

On the card that the street office uncle gave him just now, the code written on it is equivalent to the room number. After entering it, he can meet the girl who may be his wife in the future.

Xu Ruyi was lying in the game cabin, listening to the notification sound from the game cabin, her consciousness quickly entered the game.

"Welcome to "Second Home", Jie Jie Jie."

When the strange laughter in his ear ended, Xu Ruyi's consciousness gradually recovered, and the gray things in front of her eyes became clear with the focus of her sight.

The sky outside the window was a gray mist that seemed to have no boundaries, and the low mist covered the tops of high-rise buildings.

On one street in the town, the sky was filled with ash, as if it were falling white snowflakes.

It seems that there is only one color "gray" left in the whole world.

Xu Ruyi appeared at the dining table in a room. It looked like an ordinary house, about [-] to [-] square meters. The living room behind her was a little narrow. The decoration style was no different from that of an ordinary house before the catastrophe. There were sofas, coffee tables, and TV shows. ...has all the necessary furniture.

Very homely.

And at this dining table, besides him, there were several other people.

Dad, mom, brother, and sister.

"Dad, Mom, I'm back."

Xu Ruyi easily joined the family gathering, but just looked at the "food" on the table without picking up the chopsticks.

On the table was a fleshy creature with a human head. It was not dead. My mother was gracefully holding a knife to cut fresh meat from it. Every knife would make the strange creature make a horrible cry.

Dad was eating, and roughly tore off a piece of flesh from the creature's thigh, and thrust it into the big mouth on his stomach.

The naughty sister secretly took a piece of meat, lifted the long hair on the back of her head, and stuffed the meat into the mouth on the back of her head.

Only my brother looked at all this with a smile like a normal person, and like Xu Ruyi, he didn't eat.

Xu Ruyi knew that such a family was very strange.

But... what does this matter in the game?

At least in Second Home, he still has a home.

His family members had all died before he could remember. According to the grandmother of the orphanage, it was because of a serious "catastrophe" in their original shelter, and he was the only one who survived.

Xu Ruyi wants to have a home, so when he learned that "Second Home" can scan and upload dead relatives and friends in the game through personal memory, he immediately built his own "home" in the game.

It's just that in his subconscious memory, there seems to be only the appearance of the family members after the "catastrophe", which led to the current situation.

But that's okay, he doesn't care.

Just in the world of the game.

The mother scolded her younger sister who stole the meat on the plate, and then gently placed the sliced ​​meat in front of Xu Ruyi.

Xu Ruyi looked at the wriggling pieces of meat exuding a rotten smell on the plate, shook her head and said, "Mom, I won't eat it for now, I have something to announce."

He looked at his family members and said seriously: "I'm here this year. If it goes well, there should be a new member in the family in a few days. I... want to introduce her to you."

After he said these words, the table fell silent.

Dad suddenly overturned the cutlery on the table and growled angrily.The mother opened the turbine-shaped mouthparts, revealing the terrifying fine teeth, and let out a sharp scream.And the younger sister's front and back faces gave out excited and strange laughter at the same time, one innocent laugh like a little girl and the other low growl like a wild beast.

Xu Ruyi was still sitting there, her face as usual, as if she had already turned a blind eye to the scene in front of her.

He wanted to wait for the family to calm down, but after waiting for a long time, there was still no peace, so he said slowly amidst the noise, "She is not your food, your father, nor your mother's new clothes, nor my sister's new toy."

"If you guys hurt her... I'll really be mad."

His tone was very calm, but the family members all fell silent all of a sudden, looking at him with fear in their eyes.

Only the elder brother still looked at him with a smile, like a normal person.

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