I'm the king of weirdness

Chapter 7 Life is a Black Humor

"It's gone, the mental pollution is really gone, it's really '000'."

The moment Jiang He approached Xu Ruyi, the whispers that had been lingering in his ears since entering the Paradox disappeared.

He immediately confirmed Xu Ruyi's identity, and the joy of surviving a desperate situation suddenly rose in his heart.

"Zero zero zero" is immune to the spiritual pollution of any deformed body, and the people around him can also be immune to various degrees of spiritual pollution by his blessing.

This is a clear entry written in the guide, and it is also a means of identifying the identity of "Zero Zero Zero" when encountering it in the Paradoxical Domain.

But when Jiang He thought of Ding Hai who had just committed suicide in front of him, a burst of sadness arose in his heart.

"Couldn't your mother live 5 minutes longer?"

Although Ding Hai snatched away the last bullet he had for suicide, he was punched hard for it.

But after all, he is an apprentice brought out by himself, and Jiang He still has feelings for Ding Hai.

Thinking of Mingming staying on for another 5 minutes, both of them could be saved...

He wants to laugh, but also wants to cry.

Life is really a bit of a black humor!
……

Jiang He regards Xu Ruyi as a savior, but this makes Xu Ruyi very embarrassed.

If it is normal, when playing games, if you meet a new player who asks him for help, he doesn't mind helping out.

But this time...he didn't come to play games.

He's here for a blind date.

Xu Ruyi didn't want to bring a stranger to meet her blind date.

He said tactfully: "I have something to do, I may not be able to play the game for a long time, why don't you find someone else."

Jiang He knew that "Zero Zero Zero" had the ability to freely enter and exit the paradoxical domain. What he said meant that he would leave the game at any time?

Then if he left, wouldn't he be finished?
Jiang He said with snot and tears: "Who else is there? This game dungeon is super difficult, so I'm the only one left. Boss, save Mengxin!"

Xu Ruyi suddenly asked: "You are the only one in this dungeon?"

"Yes."

Thinking of his teammates on this trip, Jiang He couldn't help feeling sad.

This time, there were 30 people in the operation team. The whole army was wiped out, and he was the only one left.

"Are you sure?"

"They all died in front of me, how could I be unsure?"

Xu Ruyi was a little confused by Jiang He's answer.

He's the only one left... It's impossible for him to go on a blind date with a man, right?
Xu Ruyi muttered to herself with some self-doubt: "I can't really enter the wrong area code, right? It shouldn't be."

It should be right to be wrong, if he is wrong, he will not be able to enter this copy.

In other words, it was the girl who asked him to come to this game copy, but he was eliminated before he came?
Isn't this delicious and playful?

Xu Ruyi's head got dizzy for a while, wouldn't the meaning of his coming here be gone?

"Why don't you quit, I have something to do."

He wanted to play the game, so he went to the street office to ask the uncle.

When Jiang He heard that Xu Ruyi wanted to leave the Paradise, he was so frightened that he almost lost his mind: "Boss, I... I will give you a bank card of 10 yuan, can you take me through the customs?"

Xu Ruyi stopped in her tracks, turned her head to look at him, and asked doubtfully, "It's just a game, is it necessary?"

"Yes, I'm a fool with a lot of money, so I just want to clear this game."

Jiang He cried and said.

Where does he have money? A low-level operative like him in the Foreign Affairs Bureau only earns 5000 yuan a month, and 10 yuan is his life savings.

But compared with life, money and everything else should stay aside.

After the catastrophe, the purchasing power of the currency is different.

For example, Xu Ruyi, whose salary is only [-] a month, can support herself in the shelter.

10 yuan is a huge sum that is unimaginable for ordinary people.

"I really have something to do..."

Xu Ruyi was reluctant to stay. In his concept, as long as there was enough money, it would be fine.

He takes care of himself very well, and with a salary of 300 yuan a month, he can save some money.

Jiang He was going crazy, he fumbled around in a hurry, trying to keep Xu Ruyi from staying: "Then, big brother, see what you like on me, I can give you anything..."

He was so anxious that he could not speak coherently. He took out his wallet, valuables, and even a few strange objects assigned to him by the Bureau of Strange Situation...all of them were taken out, allowing Xu Ruyi to choose.

But Xu Ruyi still looked at him expressionlessly.

until……

Jiang He took out a doll pendant from his pocket.

It's SpongeBob SquarePants.

This is something he found in the abandoned shopping mall in this strange land. He originally planned to give it to his six-year-old daughter as a gift when he returned home after the mission.

When he took out this thing, there was nothing on him.

"Even a huge sum of money can't impress Ling Lingling, how can this kind of thing be possible..."

Jiang He felt very bitter in his heart.

But he didn't notice that when he took out SpongeBob's pendant, Xu Ruyi couldn't move his eyes away.

The next moment, Xu Ruyi suddenly reached out and took the pendant away from his hand, put it in front of him, looked at it carefully, carefully put it into his pocket as if he had found a treasure, and took a deep breath.

At this time, he noticed that Jiang He was looking at him in a daze, and he immediately looked away a little embarrassed, and muttered: "Actually, it doesn't matter what the reward is..."

"Mainly because I like to hear people call me 'big brother'."

As he spoke, he was afraid that Jiang He would repent and clutch the pocket containing the SpongeBob SquarePants pendant, and kept away from Jiang He.

……

"Never guess what Lingling is thinking, his cognitive world is different from ordinary people."

After Jiang He finished reading this sentence, he closed the "Guide to How to Get Along with "Zero Zero"". He was very glad that he did not lose this document that every operative of the Alien Bureau had.

He couldn't figure out why Ling Lingling, who was indifferent to the temptation of money, would be moved by a doll pendant.

But no matter what, if Lingling is willing to stay and help him, that's good.

"After I go back, report the fact that 'Zero Zero' likes dolls, and I might get a promotion."

Jiang He was having fun thinking about these things. The bureau's emphasis on "zero zero zero" is unique. Just by "finding out one of zero zero zero's preferences" might really be able to get promoted. Salary is on the pinnacle of life.

Of course, the premise is that you can go back alive.

At this moment, Jiang He was hiding in the corridor on the first floor of a residential building. This is the residential building he just jumped off. In a room on the second floor lay the body of his apprentice Ding Hai.

But he doesn't have the energy to collect Ding Hai's body now, the dead are already dead, and the living have to live on.

Xu Ruyi was not by his side, but went outside to check the situation.

Jiang He is not worried about Xu Ruyi, although there are many mutants wandering outside, which are extremely dangerous.

But this is only for ordinary people like them.

For "Zero Zero", he is the most dangerous compared to those mutants.

Jiang He was more worried about himself. Xu Ruyi was not by his side, and the whispering voice in his ear gradually recovered.

Fortunately, Xu Ruyi didn't go out for too long, and came back soon.

"How are you?"

Xu Ruyi asked about his injuries.

Jiang He forcefully squeezed out a smile: "It's okay, it's just that my hand is broken. I dealt with it briefly, and the problem is not big."

As a senior gamer, Xu Ruyi felt that Jiang He was really a noob, so she kindly reminded her: "Turn down the game's physical sensitivity, don't pursue reality too much, it's very painful."

Jiang He's expression was almost twisted together, but he had to grit his teeth and nod: "Well, the boss is right!"

Is this why he lowered it when he wanted to?This is the real world for him!

(End of this chapter)