I can summon history meow

Chapter 235 My Name is Xiu Ning Meow
Shi Shimiao took the initiative to speak, and walked towards other places with Xiu Ning Miao while talking like this, chirping, and seemed to be very keen to introduce the situation here to Xiu Ning Miao.

He was more than twice as enthusiastic as when he introduced the situation to Su Zhemiao.

Su Zhemiao, Little Su Bachelor; Xiuningmiao, Li Sanniang.

Although Little Bachelor Su is also great, but compared to Mrs. Li San, she is not so great.

As the two cats drifted away, Qingzhaomiao also wanted to follow, but at this moment, Chen Xing stopped Qingzhaomiao.

Seeing this, Huo Guangmiao booed immediately: "It's all gone, let's go, there's nothing to see, meow~"

"Delay my time for driving!"

"Delay our time watching the drama!"

After Qubing Miao and Yuan Zhang Miao muttered something, they ran towards the backyard with small steps.

Seeing that the second meow was like this, Jing Longmiao also imitated the example, and immediately muttered: "Delay my... hiccup~ eating time!"

The other little cats didn't say anything, they did what they had to do, and Su Shimiao also enthusiastically took Su Zhemiao upstairs, planning to go to the kitchen to show Su Zhemiao what it means to be the best among literati. cooking.

A cat who can cook speaks hard!

On the other side, Qingzhaomiao, who was stopped by Chen Xing, glanced at Chen Xing, and said, "What do you want to do, tell me quickly if you have something to do, you can't let Shi Shimiao's little hoof take all the limelight, meow! "

It can be seen that Qingzhaomiao seems to be very anxious and impatient.

Seeing this situation, Chen Xing couldn't help snickering for a while, saying that he finally had a chance to 'clean up' Qingzhao Meow!
However, after seeing Qingzhao Miao's almost murderous eyes again, Chen Xinguo broke his mouth and stated his purpose: "This time, I mainly want to ask you about the quick term of swearing people on the Internet."

On the way back, Chen Xing thought for a long time, not knowing how to help Su Shimiao and Su Zhemiao defeat Qingzhaomiao.

It's not very good to shoot directly, so that Qingzhaomiao will know that it's his fault. When the city gate catches fire and Chi Yu will be affected, Chen Xing doesn't want to see it.

Therefore, the most ideal state is actually to allow Su Shimiao and Su Zhemiao to have the ability to beat Qingzhaomiao.

But to be honest, although Su Shimiao and Su Zhemiao have extraordinary literary talents, they are really the lower bounds of Wenquxing, but this level of shame... can only be said that Wenquxing is still very gentle, unlike Qingzhaomiao, who is insulting gentleness.

Su Zhemiao was fine, but Su Shimiao was determined to fight Qingzhaomiao.

In this regard, Chen Xing's evaluation is...

You, Su Shimiao, are always trying to hate someone, can he do it?Can't beat it!Do you know if you don't have this ability?
Although this is the evaluation in his heart, Chen Xing can't really say this sentence, can he?Therefore, he will also rack his brains to think of an excellent plan for Su Shimiao and Su Zhemiao.

Finally, just now.

Chen Xing came up with an excellent plan, that is, 'Learn skills from barbarians to control barbarians'!
Let Qingzhaomiao teach himself the skills of stalking people, and then pass on this skill to Su Shimiao and Su Zhemiao, so as to improve their two smacking skills.

What a resourceful genius I am!

Chen Xing gave himself a thumbs up in his heart, saying that he is really the number one smartest person in the world.

Hearing Chen Xing's voice, Qingzhao was a little surprised, but she didn't doubt anything, and immediately opened her mouth and said, "It all depends on one's talent. Nothing came out of it."

Well, that's the truth.

But I don't need any talent for swearing, I just need to teach Su Shimiao and Su Zhemiao so that they can have a certain ability to fight back when facing Qingzhaomiao.

After all, expecting the two of them to defeat Qingzhaomiao is tantamount to wishful thinking.

"Originally, I didn't plan to reveal this housekeeping skill, but seeing that you summoned Mrs. Li San, I feel very relieved."

Qingzhaomiao's voice rings like a bell, and it can be heard that Qingzhaomiao's heart is actually very happy.

He was even so happy that Chen Xing didn't know how to describe it.

It seems that Qingzhaomiao is really Xiuningmiao's little fan girl, otherwise it would be impossible to be so happy.

Chen Xing nodded, and then heard Qing Zhaomiao continue: "The skills of stalking people on the Internet are very profound, and you won't understand some powerful ones even if you tell them, so I'm going to give you a quick solution."

"A quick fix?"

After Chen Xing heard the word 'quick', his subconscious reaction was that it was unreliable.

After all, no matter what era it is in, fast speed always represents one meaning, which is unreliable.

In everyone's subconscious mind, instant achievement means that there is no essence.

Seemingly understanding what Chen Xing meant, Qingzhao couldn't help but sneered, and said, "Meow~ At your level, you won't be able to learn advanced skills in a short period of time. I guess you'll only be hot for 3 minutes, and the hotness will pass. It's gone."

After all, before Chen Xing could say anything, Qing Zhaomiao took the initiative to say: "Internet battles mainly focus on three tricks, which are Dian, Urgency, and Filial Piety."

"Dian, Ji and Xiao?"

Chen Xing was a little puzzled, but just hearing these three names, Chen Xing had a feeling of deja vu, as if he had seen it somewhere before, but he just couldn't remember it.

"That's right, it's the three axes."

Qingzhao Meow nodded approvingly, and continued: "When the guy in line with you retorts or has a slight emotional fluctuation, immediately launch the 'urgent' tactic, and directly say that you are anxious."

"When he announced his tactics, he directly used the 'Dictionary' tactic. He only needed to say the word 'Dictionary', and then he didn't need to reply. It would naturally make the opponent's blood pressure soar."

"The last is the 'filial son offensive', as long as your opponent says anything about other objects, you will use the 'filial son' as an excuse to launch a fierce offensive."

"Learn these three tricks, not to mention being invincible in the world, but it will definitely make you invincible in an acre of three-point land." Qingzhao said casually, "Of course there is also the 'just this' offensive, which is nothing more than this It’s already too outdated, and it’s not a three-pointed axe.”

Chen Xing: ...

How do you feel that this is not a tutorial for stalking people, but a way for Internet trolls to develop.

Chen Xing's evaluation is... What kind of instant canning method is this, but it is really too classic.

"Isn't there any means to improve the atmosphere?" Chen Xing couldn't help asking.

"This kind of low-end method is more suitable for you." Qingzhao said euphemistically, "It is more in line with your temperament."

Chen Xing: ...

Swearing, right?You scold again!

However, Chen Xing still firmly memorized these three axes, plus a 'just this offensive', and learned what feels useless.

That's great, I can be a soda can if I get scolded in the future, that's awesome!
"That's right." Chen Xing suddenly thought of something, "Can you handle this?"

"If there is nothing else, I'll go first."

Qingzhao smiled contemptuously, and did not answer Chen Xing's question, and then left Chen Xing without looking back.

He quickly caught up with Shi Shimiao and Xiu Ningmiao, and then quickly slapped Shi Shimiao's little paw twice, and the group of three cats walked away chattering away.

Chen Xing didn't hear what he said in detail.

But through the shape of the mouth... the mouth shape of a cat can't be seen, Chen Xing can only understand the shape of a human mouth!
Forget it, it doesn't matter, let's just discuss the discussion among the little girls. It is also a good thing that Xiuning can quickly integrate into the group.

But with Xiuning Meow's situation, it should be easy to integrate into the group.

The important thing now is not this, what is important now is to find an opportunity for Su Shimiao and Su Zhemiao to code for themselves to make money... No, I was wrong, it is to find an opportunity for Su Shimiao and Su Zhemiao to learn Qingzhaomeow' "Three sharp axes" can compete with Qingzhao Meow one or two.

That's right, that's it.

But where are Su Shimiao and Su Zhemiao now?

Chen Xing couldn't help thinking a little bit, looked up, and suddenly found a big orange cat poking its head out from the fence of the stairs, staring at him.

Chen Xingdao: "Jing Long, what are you doing?"

"Look at the situation, but... there is something I want to say, that is, I'm stuck in this railing, can you pull me out?"

After hearing Jing Longmiao's words, Chen Xing couldn't hold back on the spot.

How thick is his head, how did he get stuck in it?

Chen Xing hurried up the stairs, stood behind the stairs, dragged Jing Longmiao back, carefully pulled Jing Longmiao out, and then said, "What's the matter with you?"

"My dear brother asked me to see what you and Qingzhaomiao were doing. I couldn't hear you standing on the stairs, so I got out to listen, and ended up stuck here."

Jing Longmiao spoke helplessly, and at the same time exhaled foul air, expressing that he was very tired.

Chen Xing glanced at Jing Longmiao's pig-like body, Chen Xing couldn't help but frowned, and said, "The weight-loss machine has been shaking for so long, why don't you practice? One hour a day, health guards you!" "

After hearing Chen Xing's words, Jing Longmiao couldn't help but let out a long sigh, expressing that Zhuzhu was helpless.

"Wait, tell me where is your real brother?" Chen Xingdao, "Why did he ask you to eavesdrop on our chat, wouldn't it be more convenient for him to come by himself?"

This is indeed the case. After all, Huo Guangmiao's ability is close to physical invisibility. If he comes to eavesdrop, he will probably not be able to find it.

After all, there are a lot of cats in the cat cafe, even if I found Huo Guangmiao, I wouldn't have any big reaction.

Jing Longmiao scratched his head and meowed: "He seems to be with the Big and Little Sus to form some kind of 'Anti-Qingzhao Meow Alliance', and he is conducting emergency training on the fourth floor."

After hearing Jing Longmiao's words, Chen Xing couldn't hold back all of a sudden.

Bad thing!

Why did Huo Guangmiao get mixed up with Su Shimiao and Su Zhemiao? Does this guy think that the fire is not big enough now, so he wants to add more fire to make the fire bigger and bigger?
"Okay, go run on the treadmill by yourself."

Chen Xing waved his hand, and didn't find a supervisor to monitor Jing Longmiao's running. He believed that Jing Longmiao would be more conscious and lose weight by himself.

After all, Chen Xing hurried upstairs to see what Huo Guangmiao was doing.

After Chen Xing left, Jing Long smiled, glanced at the direction Chen Xing was leaving, and cheered, "Okay, let's go buy grandma's snacks!"

No one cares about themselves?Isn't this the general who has the final say?

As for treadmill steps...

Jing Longmiao smiled slightly, looked at the other kittens in the cat cafe, and immediately attracted a very cute-looking Sanhua cat.

Jing Longmiao pointed to the treadmill and put a can of cat food on it. The little cat immediately understood and started to run.

Haha, stupid cat, what a dish!
Jing Long laughed wildly, and then happily ran out of the street with 20 yuan in his mouth.

……

On the fourth floor, the front position of Anti-Qing Zhaomiao Group, Dahan Studio.

Huo Guangmiao looked at Su Shimiao and Su Zhemiao in front of him, and was about to start speaking, but Chen Xing pushed the door open when he heard the door slam, and then said: "What are you doing here, I was just going to find you two brothers Woolen cloth!"

Su Shimiao and Su Zhemiao looked up at Chen Xing. Without hesitation, Chen Xing pushed Huo Guangmiao aside, and said triumphantly, "I have recently summed up a set of 'three tricks' speech skills, I..."

Chen Xing shamelessly described Qingzhaomiao's quick start-up guide for primary cans as his own, and then he talked freely, mixed with his own understanding, and told Su Shimiao and Su Zhemiao.

The effect was perfect. Su Shimiao and Su Zhemiao were full of enthusiasm and anger, especially Su Shimiao, who even blushed and choked out a few sentences: "This...is so insulting to the gentleman..."

Su Zhemiao didn't say anything, but that's what she meant.

"Think about Qingzhaomiao. If you want to defeat Qingzhaomiao, you can only defeat Qingzhaomiao with the power of thunder."

"We want to make the unconstrained faction great again and overwhelm the graceful faction!"

These words of "knowing the king" directly made Su Shimiao and Su Zhemiao's blood boil, and Chen Xing could only say that he was indeed worthy of being the leader of Citigroup, and there was still something to be known about knowing the king.

"No, I think your set is a bit rubbish."

Huo Guangmiao couldn't help but said from the side: "I didn't mean you, that's it? I don't think you can do it either. Layman Yi An will be defeated by this? Use your brains!"

"Then what do you say?"

"Want me to say..."

……

My name is Xiuning Miao, and I am an emotional lethargy. I usually like to sneak at night, and I will only shoulder the responsibility of commanding at critical moments. In most cases, I am more used to being a cat and hiding in the dark.

but……

Xiuning Miao looked helplessly at Shi Shi Miao and Qing Zhao Miao in front of her, and sighed that life was not easy, and said, "You two sisters, if you have something to say, don't you need to do your own work? Let me introduce you. The situation here, the future is more important than the past, so don’t pester me to ask about the past, meow~”

After all, Xiu Ning Meow pointed to the golden gradient downstairs who was driving, and asked curiously: "Who is that, and why is this chariot so small?"

"Mr. Chen is usually very busy, why did you let the two younger sisters take me to understand this world?"

(End of this chapter)