I can summon history meow

Chapter 280

"Tangyuan, be good at home, don't run around, I will open a can for you when I come back."

In the room of the community, a girl with long hair like a waterfall touched Xiaobai Miaomiao's little head in front of her. After muttering a few words softly, she couldn't help but picked up the kitten and rubbed it several times.

The little white cat has a pair of big watery eyes. It looks harmless to humans and animals. It is fluffy and soft. At first glance, it looks like a well-maintained pet cat. It is not the kind that cannot be taken down by thousands of dollars.

Hearing what the girl said, the little white cat meowed, stretched out its head very attentively, and rubbed the girl's hand, which made the girl feel relieved, laughed twice, and went out the door.

She came back from her lunch break to take a rest, and she had to go to work in the afternoon.

With the sound of closing the door, the originally enthusiastic little white cat suddenly put on a kitten's face, looked in the direction of the door, and couldn't help sneering.

Hmph, stupid humans, the world belongs to us cats!
It is not a harmless kitten. When it was wandering on the street a few months ago, it was the commander of the Jinyi Meow Guard, which made meows fearful in the meow world. It has made great achievements in battle, and it is the son of the eternal emperor of Damengmeowchao. number one confidant!
Later, he had to follow His Majesty's order, but had no choice but to break up the frightened Jinyi Miaowei into pieces, lurking in every corner of the southern part of the city, every street had Jinyi Miaowei disguised as various identities!
There are pet cats like it that are good babies of the owner, and there are also stray cats wandering on the street... Well, it seems that there is no need to hide this, they are pet cats and stray cats.

Now it's just a matter of getting them back on track.

The little white cat yawned boredly, and when he was about to look at the sofa cushion he was grabbing today, he suddenly heard a 'dong dong dong' sound from the direction of the balcony.

He couldn't help being vigilant, and after sneaking past carefully, he found that it was a sensitive little yellow cat, gesticulating something outside the window.

Seeing the content of the gesture, the little white cat couldn't help being excited, and felt that every cell in his body began to cheer.

"Meow!"

Without the slightest hesitation, the little white cat pushed open the window, jumped down from the second floor, jumped into the grass, and quickly started to act!
It is my duty to recast the glory of Jinyi and Miaowei!
"..."

In Gaohai Chengnan University City, it is a pleasant leisure time after lunch.

College students in twos and threes gathered together, carrying all kinds of snacks in their hands, squatting on the ground very warmly, surrounded by a few lazy-looking kittens, and wanted to use the cat strips bought from the supermarket, Feed them canned cat food.

These kittens are frequent visitors to the universities in the nearby university towns. They wander among the four universities and are deeply loved by the students of the four universities. Some students even deliberately come to buy cat snacks and canned food to get close to them.

They are also very sensible.

As long as you give something to eat, they let you touch it.

It's just that when the kittens were enjoying petting and eating canned food, a short and rapid meowing sound suddenly came from the bushes not far away.

The kittens who heard the sound stopped gnawing on the cans, turned their heads in unison, and looked in the direction of the sound.

It's calling!
They waited for this voice for a long time, and finally heard this voice again today!
"Meow!"

"Meow meow meow!"

No need for a second meow, nor any specific actions, they immediately threw away the half-eaten canned cat food, turned into afterimages, and ran towards the grass. They wanted to fight with their commanding staff. They will reconcile, they want to enshrine the princes and become princes of Meow Meow!
"..."

In the sewers of the street, the clown cat, who is carrying out the extermination plan and challenging the limit of the cat's survival, also heard the sound of cats from all sides; He quietly left the sight of his companions, and at the Huang Tianmao Maojiao secretary exchange meeting, a kitten was also bearing the burden of humiliation, secretly recording the meeting outline of Huang Tianmao Maojiao...

As long as there are cats, there will be the shadow of Jinyi Miaowei.

Jinyi Miaowei lurks in every corner of the southern part of the city, and any trouble can't be hidden from their eyes!
This is the gold content of Jinyi Miaowei!
Messages came back from every corner of the southern part of the city. Jing Longmiao was exhausted today. He went to the backyard to receive news, and then went to the front door to receive news. The efficiency was even more obvious than weight loss exercises.

Top Weight Loss Tool!

However, when Yuan Zhangmiao heard that Jinyi Miaowei, his subordinate, reported that Liu Xiumiao had gone out with Qu Bingmiao and Huo Guangmiao, he couldn't help but be amused.

After all, Yuanzhang is the first historical cat to come to modern times. At the beginning, he was ignorant and ignorant. Now that he has watched too many TV series, he understands everything.

What kind of animal is the giant panda?It can be said that the rarity is only a little lower than Chen Xing.

After all, there are at least a few hundred giant pandas, and there is only one dog breed, Chen Gou, which is enough to prove Chen Xing's rarity.

Yuan Zhangmiao didn't even dare to think about the roar of giant pandas appearing on the street.

"We knew that Huo Guang didn't have any good intentions, so let Jinyi Miaowei take care of him, so as not to cause any problems."

Yuanzhang's brows stretched, and he muttered to himself. He raised his head suddenly and looked at the two orange cats in front of him: one was the big fat orange Jinglong, the other was Jinyi Miaowei. yellow cat at the door.

Yuanzhang looked at the little yellow cat curiously, and after looking at it for a while, he meowed strangely: "Didn't we ask Jing Longmiao to give you extra meals many times? Why are you so thin, aren't you?" It is said that the orange cat has a fat-prone physique, will it make you fat after eating it?"

After that, he looked at Jing Longmiao again, and he felt that Jing Longmiao had gained a few kilograms again, and his weight would soon be nearly forty kilograms.

What is the level of a forty-pound kitten?
Let's just say that a Shiba Inu is as big as it is, only forty or fifty catties.

The current record for the world's fattest cat is a big fat cat named Katie from Maoxiong Country, with a record of 46 catties.

Judging from the current situation, Jing Longmiao can easily break this world record, and even write a new legendary chapter on the world record for the fattest cat, letting the world see a cat weighing fifty or sixty kilograms.

When Jing Longmiao heard what Yuan Zhangmiao said, it can be said that he froze in place with fright, not daring to move, for fear of being discovered by Yuan Zhangmiao.

As we all know, the most ruthless people in Yuanzhang are corrupt guys.

Historically, he asked each prefecture, state, and county to build a small temple on the left side of the yamen where the land god was worshipped.On the left side of the public seat in the yamen lobby, there is a bag filled with human skin and grass, called "fur bag".This small temple is a place for skinning corrupt officials, and people call it "Pichang Temple".

The decree stipulates that officials who embezzled 80 guan coins will be hanged to show the public, then peeled and planted grass, made human-shaped bags, and hung them in the public hall of the local yamen as an example to others!

In addition, Yuan Zhang Miao also issued an order to allow the elderly in the village (the person in charge of civil disputes in Lijia) to have the right to participate in political affairs.If you find that local officials are harmful to the people, you can go to the Yamen to persuade them face to face.If you don't listen to the persuasion, you will appeal to the imperial court, and the imperial court will arrest and interrogate you.

What is the concept of eighty pennies?Each penny of 80 Wen is equivalent to one tael of silver, and eighty pennies is 94 taels. One tael of silver can buy two stones of ordinary rice. At that time, each stone was 1 kilograms, and one tael of silver could buy 376 catties of rice. 1 tael of silver is roughly equal to the current 660 yuan, and 80 taels is [-] yuan.

Of course, the ancient times were different from the modern times. The grain production in the ancient times was low, while the grain production in the modern times was high, so the prices can’t be generalized, but in any case, the value of these 80 taels would not be higher than the modern purchase of 20 yuan.

And 80 taels is the death by hanging and skinning, other corrupt behaviors may be demoted, tortured, or imprisoned... It can be said that since ancient times, there has never been such a harsh anti-corruption method as Yuan Zhang's meow, which can already be called an anti-corruption emergency. Pioneer.

Facing such an uncle and grandpa, Jing Longmiao was naturally fighting with each other, and one group was terrified.

When he was corrupt, Jing Longmiao never thought about what would happen if he was caught.

Now that he was about to be discovered, he immediately began to panic and become nervous.

Seeing Jing Longmiao shaking like this, Yuan Zhangmiao immediately understood what was going on, took a deep breath, and said to Jing Longmiao: "Tell us honestly, did you embezzle the money we gave you?! "

Seeing what Yuanzhang said, Jing Longmiao immediately thought of the punishment of skinning, and immediately cried out, "I'm wronged~!"

"What is wronged?!"

Yuanzhang became angry for a while, and there are so many talented men like meow, why did such a waste come to his side: "I will be angry when I see you, he meow!"

"what!"

"Stop hitting, I made a mistake~! Ouch~"

"Meow is dead!"

……

The wind is very noisy today.

Liu Xiumiao is in a good mood.

Before being summoned, Liu Xiumiao also systematically studied the situation here, but when he really saw the dazzling high-rise buildings, he couldn't help but gasped and sighed for a lifetime of wonderland.

Although the imperial palace is magnificent, but after all, it has been seen for too long, but this piece of world is vast and boundless, Liu Xiumiao has never seen it before.

Everything is satisfactory, except for one thing that makes Liu Xiumiao a little less satisfied.

He is the majestic Emperor Guangwu of the Han Dynasty, and the two beside him are the champion Hou and Boluhou of the big Han.

With such a luxurious lineup, how come they don't even go the right way, and can only creep forward in the grass furtively?
Liu Xiumiao was quite displeased. After all, he was also an upright Emperor Meow. Even if he wasn't an Emperor Meow, as an ordinary cat, why couldn't he follow the right path?

"Liu Xiumiao, please keep your voice down. If someone finds out and let Chen Xing know that we sneaked out with you, we still don't know what will happen!" Huo Guangmiao called Liu Xiumiao. With a look of dissatisfaction, he immediately opened his mouth and whispered.

"Ah? Mr. Chen Xing won't let us out?"

Liu Xiumiao was quite astonished: "Since Chen Xing won't let us come out, let's go back. Let me figure out the situation here first, and then figure it out slowly, so as not to cause any problems."

"After all, Chen Xing is the shit shoveler."

Liu Xiumiao felt that the overall situation should be put first.

After all, the boss of Maoca is Chen Xing, so he can't do it for him now.

"Chen Xing? Shit shovel officer? He is the singer!"

Huo Guangmiao showed disdain, and asked all the cats in the cat cafe, who doesn't know what Chen Xing's status is in the cat cafe?Chen Xing's name can only deter the new cat.

After getting along with the new cat for a long time, he also understood Chen Xing's family status.From being obedient to hard-hitting, let Chen Xing, an old bastard, explode more gold coins.

"The main reason is that you, the historical cat, are a little abnormal. We are all cats, and you..."

Speaking of this, Huo Guangmiao paused, and then said: "You are a giant panda, very rare, and you will attract attention no matter where you go. If people know that there are giant pandas in the cat cafe, it will be over. !"

Huo Guangmiao's voice was very serious, and he looked more serious, but it made Qubingmiao on the side look sideways in surprise.

Hey, why is Brother Guang so serious this time?Something is wrong!

Qubingmiao was a little surprised and astonished. After several months of getting along, Qubingmiao knew very well that his younger brother was no longer the kind and shy younger brother he remembered.

I don't have to worry about someone bullying my younger brother at all, what I should consider is that Huo Guangmiao should stop cheating others.

"Then let's go back."

Liu Xiumiao scratched her head naively, not wanting to cause trouble for Chen Xing.

Huo Guangmiao reached out to stop Liu Xiumiao from leaving, and said seriously to Liu Xiumiao: "Wait a minute, I'll take you to a good place."

Liu Xiumiao was stunned for a moment, but she didn't know what Huo Guangmiao meant, so she asked, "What's a good place?"

"It's a very, very nice place."

Huo Guangmiao smiled, and then asked Liu Xiumiao: "Are you rich? Meow~"

"No."

Liu Xiumiao shook her head: "There used to be a lot of silver and gold, but now there are none."

"Mobile phones are used to pay for virtual currency now, who still uses gold and silver?" Huo Guangmiao looked disdainful, "Besides, you can also pay with banknotes, do you understand banknotes?"

Liu Xiumiao shook her head.

I had heard of the White Deer Coin before, but that was all about the Emperor Wu Dynasty.

"It's nothing, just a piece of paper."

Huo Guangmiao said indifferently, there is no problem if there is no money.

Liu Xiumiao nodded, and was about to say something, but suddenly found a bright red banknote hanging on the branch in front of her.

Seeing this, Liu Xiumiao couldn't help but took it over, and then asked, "Is it this?"

Looking at the red banknotes in Liu Xiumiao's hands, both Huo Guangmiao and Qu Bingmiao were a little bit taken aback. Huo Guangmiao took a deep breath and said, "One bill is nothing, you only count if you pick up a lot of them."

Liu Xiumiao pointed to a wallet not far away. There seemed to be a lot of money in the wallet, with more than ten bills.

Huo Guangmiao fell silent.

Qubingmiao also fell silent.

But after a moment of silence, Huo Guangmiao nodded: "Okay, as long as you have money, come with me."

"I'll take you to a good place, a good place where money makes money!"

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