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Chapter 374 I was hurt by Coke and the live broadcast, and I am so haggard!

"hu~hu~"

Feng Xianmiao was panting heavily, the hair all over his body was already wet with sweat, and the whole meow was a little out of breath. He looked at Xiang Yumiao, who was still full of fighting spirit in front of him, feeling a bit unbelievable.

This guy...isn't he tired?
After fighting fiercely for half an hour, fist to flesh, although Feng Xianmiao was at a disadvantage, it was still going back and forth, but with the passage of time, Feng Xianmiao also felt the exhaustion of his physical strength, and now he was sweating profusely, The whole cat feels very depressed.

On the other hand, Xiang Yumiao, despite fighting fiercely for so long, is still alive and well, and instead has a posture of getting stronger and stronger, which really makes Feng Xianmiao feel bad.

This guy is a human... No, is this guy a cat? Why is he so physically strong?

Although the physiques of cats and cats cannot be generalized, this is too abnormal, right?
Feng Xian was dumbfounded, leaning against the corner to rest, and the fat that had disappeared appeared again at this moment.

All in all, Feng Xianmiao's mood can only be expressed in three words: exhausted.

Physical fitness can't keep up.

Feng Xianmiao gasped heavily, while Xiang Yumiao on the other side acted as if nothing had happened, but patiently waited for Feng Xianmiao to regain her strength.

Although Xiang Yumiao didn't speak, both the onlookers and Chen Xing could see the reason.

Since Feng Xianmiao came here, he has been "happy here, not thinking about Shu" all day long, and has no idea of ​​​​practicing himself at all. Although his martial arts strength and combat experience are still there, after all, he is indulging in leisure and pleasure, and his blood level has dropped significantly. led to the current situation.

On weekdays, it's okay to use aura and manipulation to fight together, and I don't see anything unusual. Feng Xianmiao is still the brave and invincible Wen Hou Lu Fengxian, but when he encounters Xiang Yumiao, who is also a strong man who is also the pinnacle of martial arts, he still fights with a kind of The impossible posture tore up Feng Xianmiao's Dharma image, so Feng Xianmiao's shortcomings were also exposed at a glance.

Undoubtedly, this is the problem that Xiang Yumiao saw through the "double pupil", and it is also the way Xiang Yumiao defeats the enemy.

Xiang Yumiao lazily shook his hair. He was very satisfied with the half-hour battle just now. He hadn't met such an opponent for a long time.

When Chu and Han fought for hegemony, Liu Ji's old man was like a loach, using guerrilla tactics, fighting with himself on the Xingyang-Xianyang line, while Peng Yue and Yingbu two bastards would come out to harass him and stab him.

Xiang Yumiao is like a bull in the bullring, being turned around by the matador, like an iron fist hitting the cotton, weak and painless, making Xiang Yumiao feel very aggrieved.

This grievance has lasted for months or even years, and now he finally has a chance to vent to him!
"Don't fight, don't fight."

Feng Xianmiao panted heavily, and finally waved her paws, shaking her head like a rattle: "I'm so tired, with this effort, I can drink several bottles of Coke!"

"You can't do that."

Hearing Feng Xianmiao's words, Xiang Yumiao frowned, and even forgot about Liu Bangmiao's situation for a while, but said to Feng Xianmiao seriously: "If you continue to be so decadent, martial arts fighting will kill you." It's getting worse and worse, and in the future, I can only use my own method to bully those ordinary generals and instantly kill those martial arts masters who don't have martial arts!"

And Feng Xianmiao also felt a little lonely when she heard the words.

As an existence who pursued the ultimate in martial arts, he naturally knew his current situation.

However, he also knew that even if he was in his heyday, he would probably not be Xiang Yumiao's opponent. He could only say that he was well-deserved as the Overlord of Western Chu!

It seems that I can't be complacent because later generations wrote this novel and made myself the number one warrior of the Three Kingdoms. I should work hard from now on, exercise hard, and strive to return to the pinnacle of martial arts, and compete with that Xiang Yumiao!
At this point, Feng Xianmiao made up his mind, his eyes gradually became firmer, and he immediately swore: "I was hurt by Coke and the live broadcast, and I am so haggard! Now I have been reduced to killing ordinary martial arts masters. From today on, quit Cola!"

"Come meow, pass my general order, anyone who dares to drink Coke on the third floor, beheaded!"

The voice was upright and impassioned, but Jing Longmiao on the fourth floor couldn't help but get a chill on his neck, as if something passed behind him.

And Feng Xianmiao's words sounded inexplicably heroic, and a heroic spirit rushed to his face, causing Xiang Yumiao to nod continuously, expressing that he was too strong.

Chen Xing: ...

Hearing Xiang Yumiao's words, Chen Xing, who had no martial skills, couldn't help but fell into an awkward situation.

What's the matter, is the martial arts master trash?I'm the only one on Earth at this stage... Maybe not after my spiritual energy recovers further, but I'm definitely the first Martial Dao Grandmaster with extraordinary strength, you two kittens, please be polite!

Chen Xing was very dissatisfied, and hoped that these two kittens would take care of themselves, think twice before acting, and not do things that would hurt their loved ones and make their enemies happy.

But soon, Chen Xing also reacted.

At this moment, he realized a more critical problem.

The decoration of my own house seems to have been destroyed in a mess.

Looking around, the entire third floor has become to the point where it can be said to be a 'battle-damaged rough house'.

The originally clean white wall is now riddled with holes, as if it was torn apart by sharp blades in the wind, exposing traces of shocking people, just looking at it can feel the traces on the white wall Coercion, with a slight touch, it seems that you can hear the roar of the death soul coming from your ears.

Needless to say, this is the power of Xiang Yumiao's overlord, and the roar of these war-death souls is the 20 soldiers of the Qin army who were killed by Xiang Yumiao!

On the other side, the arrogant and ferocious Fang Tian drew his halberd across, and there were also many marks, even far exceeding Xiang Yumiao's overlord power.

Because in the process of Xiang Yumiao and Feng Xianmiao's duel, there is more or less some spare power, and they can control and shrink their own power freely. With the passage of time, Feng Xianmiao soon lost to Xiang Yumiao, and began to gradually fall into the disadvantaged. The degree of control over his own abilities also naturally declined a lot, becoming overshadowed.

Although he tried his best to control it, it was still necessary to show a series of scratches on the wall, which made Chen Xing heartbroken.

After all, every scratch is worth a penny!
And the most important thing is the south window on the third floor, which is now completely exposed, and the bricks crackled and fell in the backyard, hitting the manjusawa and gargoyle statues.

But no matter whether it is the manjushahua or the gargoyle statue, they dare not have any dissatisfaction. Instead, they hide in the corner tremblingly, pretending that they are really a flower or a stone statue, hoping that the two above will not notice themselves .

After all, to them, whether it is Feng Xianmiao or Xiang Yumiao, they are really too scary.

This is the symbol of strength!

Looking at the messy ground, Chen Xing was also dumbfounded.

It is agreed that the unrivaled powerhouse can control everything perfectly and properly?How did you guys do this!
And Xiang Yumiao also seemed to see Chen Xing's astonished eyes, smiled embarrassedly, and then patted his chest to assure Chen Xing: "Mr. Chen, don't worry, it's just a little incomplete. It is recorded that the two of us got a little gold and silver in return, and I, Xiang Ji, will definitely pay this money to Mr. Chen!"

Xiang Yumiao still has the arrogance of a down-and-out aristocrat in Chu State, and he still doesn't bother to do some things.

For example, now, I promised not to make a mess of the room, but now I have broken my promise, and I will naturally have to pay for this money!
As soon as Feng Xianmiao, who was exhausted, heard that Xiang Yumiao said that the account was on the two of them, he jumped up and became lively in an instant, as if the difficulties just now had become a thing of the past: " No no no, don't blame me, Chen Xing, you know me, I, Lu Fengxian, am not aggressive, it can't be me, it's all Xiang Yumiao's fault, just blame him, I'm a victim! Meow~"

As an old user and old poor ghost in Maoca, Feng Xianmiao deeply knows how Chen Xing, a capitalist, kills people without blinking an eye, eats meow without spit out bones.

You worked so hard to go on a business trip with Chen Xing to the prairie for a week, and on the way, you wiped Chen Xing’s butt, experienced a plane crash, helped excavate the scene, and fought against the gods... These things are in the Secret Service, which one is not there? Ten million bonuses?But for Chen Xing, he only gave 1000 yuan, and when several things were added together, 3000 yuan was enough.

He is so stingy even in handing out money, once someone owes him money, the consequences will be disastrous!
That can no longer be said to be rolling interest, but rolling interest!
If you owe one yuan, Chen Xing can develop into 1 yuan; if you owe 1 yuan, Chen Xing dares to treat you like a cow!

What's more, Feng Xianmiao is an old poor ghost now, and the 3000 yuan promised by Chen Xinggang has not been paid yet!
After hearing Xiang Yumiao's guarantee, Chen Xing was very satisfied, and couldn't help but nodded, then ignored Feng Xianmiao's wailing, and then said: "That's good, just about to send Feng Xianmiao 3000 yuan The bonus is now used as decoration expenses... Although it is not enough, I believe that you should be able to earn the money you owe in the future."

After all, Chen Xing ignored Feng Xianmiao's resentful eyes, immediately patted his butt, and planned to go to the third floor to find Qing Zhaomiao.

After all, the decoration team was contacted by Qingzhaomiao, so there is nothing wrong with going to Qingzhaomiao now.

What will Xiang Yumiao and Feng Xianmiao be squeezed into this time?The great capitalist Chen Xing hasn't figured it out yet, but we'll be waiting and seeing soon.

After Chen walked, Feng Xianmiao slumped on the ground with a face full of despair, it was even more uncomfortable than losing to Xiang Yumiao just now.

And Xiang Yumiao still didn't know why, seeing Feng Xianmiao was so depressed, he couldn't help being a little puzzled, and immediately stepped forward, patted Feng Xianmiao on the shoulder, and said in relief: "Although you lost to me, you are still considered a top general. So hurtful."

After all, Xiang Yumiao said with emotion: "Your strength is even a bit stronger than my subordinates Yingbu and Longqie. If you were under my command back then, how could I have been plotted against by old Liu Ji?!"

When Feng Xianmiao heard the words, she raised her head numbly to look at Xiang Yumiao, and opened her mouth: "If you lose, you lose. It's not that I haven't lost before. It doesn't matter, the main thing is that I owe money."

"If you owe money, you owe it. Why do you drag me?"

Hearing what Feng Xianmiao said, Xiang Yumiao was a little surprised: "It's just a little gold and silver, so what's the problem?"

Seeing Xiang Yumiao's self-confidence, Feng Xianmiao couldn't help shaking his head: This overlord of Western Chu has never experienced beatings from society.

Forget it, the matter has come to this point, and there is no remedy. It seems that I will need more pocket money from Cangshu in the future, otherwise it will not be enough to pay off the debt.

Xiang Yumiao left nimbly, and looking at the third floor full of dust, glass shards, and dilapidated sofas, Feng Xianmiao couldn't help shaking his head, feeling that he was going to bleed a lot this time, and Chen Xing would at least squeeze himself to beat three or four gods for free .

Blue thin, mushrooms.

Feng Xianmiao subconsciously saw the Coke on the side: After the fierce battle just now, the Coke still hasn't burst, it's really amazing.

Feng Xianmiao subconsciously picked up the bottle of Coke, and when she was about to 'bitter wine into her throat and hurt her heart', she suddenly thought of the oath just now, and she couldn't move forward or retreat for a while, she didn't know what to do.

Take the last sip and stop drinking!

This idea sounded in Feng Xianmiao's mind, and after a moment of melancholy, Feng Xianmiao's heart became ruthless, and he threw the Coke bottle aside, making up his mind: since he is determined to quit Coke, he must quit from where!
On the other side, Liu Xiumiao, Huo Guangmiao, and Yuan Zhangmiao didn't know what happened to Feng Xianmiao. Liu Xiumiao and Huo Guangmiao took the initiative to step forward, and Liu Xiumiao said: "It's okay, Marquis Wen, lost to Xichu!" Overlord is not ashamed, after all, it is the ultimate boss of our big man, and it is reasonable to lose to him."

"Yes, yes, small is also very cute." Huo Guangmiao said casually from the side.

Feng Xianmiao:? ? ?

"Uh, I've been online too much recently, so I made a mistake." Huo Guangmiao was a little embarrassed, and said, "It's very heroic to fight like this."

"You don't understand."

Feng Xianmiao shook his head, looking at the direction where Coke left, his eyes were full of melancholy: "Let me be alone for a while."

For him, losing a game is not a big deal, after all, he has often lost before.

What really makes Fengxian meow heartbroken is that in the future, I will never taste the taste of Coke. Just live broadcast.

However, both of these live streaming software cost money, but Feng Xianmiao doesn’t have any.

Woohoo, my heart hurts even more now.

Hearing what Feng Xianmiao said, Liu Xiumiao and Huo Guangmiao couldn't bother Feng Xianmiao anymore. After looking at each other, they left Feng Xianmiao's eyes and planned to look for their own Han Gaozu first.

After all, Gao Zu was scared away the moment Xiang Yumiao appeared, and now Meow doesn't know where he is.

Don't get lost.

And after the two cats left, only Fengxian, who was full of melancholy, was left on the third floor.

Not long after, a cat's head poked out from the corridor on the third floor.

Cao Chongmiao, who had been hiding since the beginning of the battle, suddenly poked his head out, looked at Feng Xianmiao not far away, and whispered: "Uncle Fengxian, Uncle Fengxian!"

Feng Xianmiao, who heard Cao Chongmiao's call, turned his head, looked at Cao Chongmiao, and said numbly, "It's Cang Shu, what's the matter?"

"The Coke I just bought has arrived! It's your favorite Tianfu Coke!" Cao Chongmiao whispered, fearing that Jing Longmiao would hear it.

"Drink it, I have already sworn that I will never drink Coke in my life." Feng Xian sighed and said.

"what?"

Cao Chongmiao was stunned for a moment, not knowing what happened, but Zhang Baomiao pulled Cao Chongmiao over and began to whisper in Cao Chongmiao's ear about the battle that happened just now and what happened after the battle.

It can only be said that the three brothers of the Zhang family are more or less capable of writing. The eldest Zhang Jiaomiao likes to write pornographic novels, and the second Zhang Baomiao has a lot of writing under the influence of Zhang Jiaomiao. The foundation is like that of storytelling. He explained the "Xiang Yu's battle with Lu Bu" just now clearly, and even used a lot of artistic processing, such as "Feng Xianmao swore, the sky and the earth are rolling with thunder", "Xiang Yu's meow is long" Xiao, attracted nine stars Lianzhu'.

It sounds very unreliable.

But Cao Chongmiao also probably understood what happened during this period. After he pondered for a while, his small eyes rolled and he immediately thought of a good way, and then said to Feng Xianmiao: "Uncle Fengxian, wait Chonger!"

After all, Cao Chongmiao turned into a ball and rolled down from the building at a speed comparable to Mario saving the princess.

Feng Xianmiao didn't know what this little cat Cao Chongmiao was up to. After waiting patiently for a while, Cao Chongmiao's figure appeared before his eyes again.

And there were two bottles of Sprite that appeared with Cao Chongmiao.

Feng Xianmiao:?

"Uncle, since you won't drink Coke from now on, then drink Sprite! No, there's Mirinda..." Cao Chongmiao's eyes were sincere, as if he was doing his best to think about Feng Xianmiao.

And hearing Cao Chongmiao's words, Feng Xianmiao was also moved at this moment.

Yes.

I Feng Xianmiao, quit cola from today!

But did not quit Sprite ah!

But is it a bit...

Seeing that Feng Xianmiao was still hesitating, Cao Chongmiao immediately dropped the bombshell: "Uncle, this is the sugar-free version! It doesn't have many calories, so I won't delay you!"

"Well, Cang Shu is indeed my great nephew, he really solved a big problem for my uncle! Hahaha~"

Hearing this, Feng Xianmiao laughed loudly, and the haze that shrouded him just now dissipated instantly: "Since this is the case, uncle must reward you too!"

When Cao Chong heard this, he was a little embarrassed: "Meow, it's what Chong'er should do to share the worries of the elders. If uncle wants to reward Chong'er, then he can give Chong'er's weekly pocket money..."

"Hey, how do you know that I want to reward you with pocket money?"

Feng Xianmiao's eyes were full of surprise: "Originally, I wanted you to pay three times the pocket money in the future, but because you solved the problem for my uncle, now I can pay twice as much. Uncle, I am still very magnanimous and generous." of it!"

Cao Chongmiao:? ? ?

What's the situation, I'll settle this matter for you, and you still want me to pay an extra pocket money? !

The god damn house slave with three surnames is exactly the same as Chen Gou!
Drink it, drink it, drink it hard, when your osteoporosis begins, Chong'er will take an ancient knife and move freely on top of your head!Meow~!

Cao Chongmiao thought viciously in his heart.

(End of this chapter)