I can summon history meow

Chapter 377 The Intricate Cat Cafe Force

Zhu Dimiao, a rebellious official and thief of the Ming Dynasty, was arrested before he got into trouble, and Jing Longmiao, who was guarding the door for Zhu Dimiao, was naturally not much better, and was directly beaten by Yuan Zhangmiao on the ground. Meow also dismissed Jinglong Miao as the commander of the Jinyi Meow Guard, and re-appointed several new cats as the commander of the Jin Yi Meow Guard.

Why are there several?

Because Yuanzhang conferred many official positions, such as "hand seal of the Weitang", "hand seal of the secretary", "manager of the palm seal", "manager of the book of the hall"... How could Chen Xing understand this?Anyway, the general meaning is that Jinyi Miaowei's command power is dispersed, and there will be no situation where one family dominates.

Although Yuan Zhangmiao is now addicted to TV dramas and indulges in movies, the control over Jinyi Miaowei is not something that Jing Longmiao can touch. As for Zhu Dimiao?It can only be said that your father is still your father.

Zhu Dimiao and Jing Longmiao were taken away by Yuanzhangmiao, while Xiang Yumiao followed behind Yuanzhangmiao, waved his paws for nothing, followed the three of them and went out. Jiaomeow is a little kitten.

The partner was arrested, and now he is the only one left, which is somewhat embarrassing.

Zhang Jiaomiao was melancholy at the same place, with a sense of melancholy of "going up to the west building alone without words, the moon is like a hook". He looked at the bright moon outside the window, and couldn't help expressing a burst of emotion.

It seems that the process of rebuilding Maomaojiao will be very difficult, and there is a long way to go.

Zhang Jiaomiao sighed deeply, feeling that the world is really too gloomy.

But Zhang Jiaomiao still didn't give up any hope, he clenched his little claws tightly, his eyes were firm, and he said that he must rebuild the Maomao Cult!
Since the ally is unreliable, then do it yourself!

So... what should I do?

Zhang Jiaomiao fell into entanglement, and even planned to return to his old business, continue to write the follow-up editions of those classic Xiaohuangwen to earn the first pot of gold, and return to the state of "bringing a knife but not an umbrella on a rainy night".

No way, we must find a way to carry out primitive accumulation, right?

Without primitive accumulation, it is absolutely impossible for Zhang Jiaomiao's Maomao Cult to revive.

With this in mind, Zhang Jiaomiao was eager to try, and planned to start writing immediately, writing the first little yellow essay.

However, all of this was seen by Chen Xing, who was watching the whole process. Chen Xing didn't know what was going on at first, but when he saw Zhang Jiaomiao took out a pen and paper, and wrote the first letter on the paper. With crooked words, Chen Xing couldn't hold back anymore.

Chapter 1: Goodbye Gao Yi!

"I'm super!"

Chen Xing subconsciously blurted out a sentence of Chinese quintessence, and then quickly grabbed Zhang Jiaomiao's pen and paper, crumpled the paper up, and threw it away.

Zhang Jiaomiao looked up at Chen Xing, with a displeased expression on his face: "Oh, what are you doing?"

"To be a law-abiding and good cat, you can't achieve great things with pornographic content!"

Chen Xingyi said righteously: "If you write these things again, I will immediately go to Liu Bangmiao and Liu Xiumiao, let them strike hard, and let Liu Xiumiao use his luck to crush you with absolute financial advantages! "

Hearing what Chen Xing said, Zhang Jiaomiao couldn't help being startled, and soon came to his senses.

Yup!

I actually forgot this!

Even if it is to write small yellow texts to complete the original accumulation, so what?It doesn't make any sense at all!

Because my opponent is not a hundred flowers blooming, thousands of purple stupid family, but Liu Xiumiao who has invincible luck and Liu Bangmiao who has been in Han Dynasty for 400 years!

If I write Xiaohuang Wen to make a fortune, at most it will be the same as before. After hard work and hard work, I finally established a little influence, and then the speed of light was included by Liu Xiumiao...

In this way, wouldn't he be working for Liu Xiumiao?

Chen Xing is right!

Writing small yellow texts can't save Maomaojiao!

Zhang Jiaomiao nodded in agreement, then looked at Chen Xing, and said gratefully to Chen Xing: "Thank you Chen Xing, I used to think that you were a trash who didn't think about making progress and only knew about pleasure. You actually have some insights into these things, and when you come to Japan to restore the cat cat sect, you will be named the leader of the one-word shoulder-to-shoulder sect! Meow~"

After finishing speaking, Zhang Jiaomiao tore the paper in front of him to shreds, and with a 'meow' sound, he jumped up and quickly disappeared into the room on the third floor, leaving Chen Xing to look at Zhang Jiao with a puzzled expression on his face. Meow's leaving figure: What's going on?

Chen Xing, who didn't know what he was doing at all, was a little puzzled by Monk Zhang Er. After scratching his head, he looked at Zhang Jiaomiao's leaving back suspiciously, expressing his inexplicability, and then put away his old mood and went upstairs to prepare to talk to him. Qingzhao Meow and the others discuss the arrangements for the cat cafe that they are not at home today.

no way.

Han Miao is powerful and arrogant in Maoca: But they don’t care much about it, they love to cause trouble every day, their only idea is to suppress Ming Miao, to prove that their Han Miao is the best, the main area of ​​separatism is the third floor, but The third floor was destroyed by the battle between Xiang Yumiao and Feng Xianmiao, and they have now temporarily moved to Chen Xing's room on the fourth floor.

Ming Miao is not very powerful, and they can barely compete with Han Miao. Their only pleasure is to compete with Han Miao. They are mainly distributed in the Daming Miao room on the fourth floor.

Wen Miao also has a lot of cats, and they are extremely powerful. They have mastered the economic lifeline and cultural lifeline. Meow, it can be said to be the number one force in cat cafes.

However, there are also problems. Wen Miao's internal division is serious. Although they are called a whole, they are also divided into two factions.

One is the graceful school mainly based on Qingzhao Miao, who is bold and unrestrained.

The other is the bold and unrestrained school mainly based on Su Shimiao, who is indifferent and elegant.

These two factions also often "fight openly and secretly" with each other, and they are not friendly at all, and the degree of unity is not as high as that of "Father, Son, Filial Piety".

In addition, there are some meows who have 'dual meow status'.

For example, Cao Chongmiao, although he is in the lineup of Han Meow, he is mainly attached to Feng Xianmiao, and he does not have a high degree of recognition of Han Meow. On the other hand, he is also a member of Wen Meow. After all, his father and brother are both Wei The famous Sancao in the Jin Dynasty was also known as a child prodigy, and he was more or less a cultural cat.

Another example is Zhang Jiaomiao and Zhu Dimiao. Although they are within the sphere of influence of Han Miao and Ming Miao, they have secretly formed an alliance and created a new force. Chen Xing tentatively named it "Anti-Miao". There are only two of them, but Chen Xing believes that the future of this 'anti-meow' force is limitless.

But in the current situation, there is another Xiang Yumeow, and this Yumeow doesn’t have any lineup yet. He is at odds with Liu Bangmiao, the boss of Hanmiao, and has nothing to do with Wenmiao. Although he has an ambiguous relationship with Mingmiao, it’s not too big The emotional basis of...

The situation in cat cafes is so complicated. It can be said that every kitten has its own small group. On the surface, they are very angry, but secretly they are fighting each other!
Although it is not possible to meet each other in battle, every historical cat is a leader in history, and naturally has its own pride. Now that it meets other cats, it is natural to compete.

Chen Xing took a deep breath, feeling that there was a huge weight on his back, this cat guy still had to rely on himself!

Thinking of this, Chen Xing couldn't help but feel a sense of accomplishment, and strode away, intending to continue talking with Qingzhaomiao in detail.

In fact, Chen Xing was thinking too much. Even without him, the cats would be fine. After all, they are all decent cats. It's not that Chen Xing hasn't been out before, and neither are they.

It can only be said that some dogs take themselves too seriously.

……

Zhang Jiaomiao, who left the dilapidated room on the third floor, cautiously wandered around the rooms on the fourth floor.

He made up his mind, decided to establish a good relationship with some cats first, so that it would be convenient for him to open up contacts.

Let's start with your ally, Emperor Yongle of Ming Dynasty Zhu Dimiao!After all, he is a senior who has successfully rebelled, and has sufficient experience in rebelling successfully!

With this in mind, Zhang Jiaomiao came to Ming Miao's door confidently, but soon, a scream came directly to Zhang Jiaomiao's ears, and Zhang Jiaomiao couldn't help but shudder. Long Meow's scream.

He vaguely heard, "Last time I embezzled the army's salary, we spared you once, otherwise you will have to skin, this time you dare to collude with the fourth child" and "Second brother, fourth child, are you dissatisfied with Jinyi Miaowei, and still want to do it?" What "meow factory" and the like, the screams were horrific, but it made Zhang Jiao meow goosebumps all over, and subconsciously backed away, intending to leave this cat hell as soon as possible.

This Ming Meow will come again later, it’s a little scary.

Zhang Jiaomiao wisely changed direction and planned to find other cats.

And soon, his eyes lit up, and he saw three cats on the small balcony on the fourth floor, two big and one small.

The youngest is naturally Cao Chongmiao, there is no other kitten besides him in the cat cafe.

And the two big ones can't be called cats, because one has thick hair and is a manul; the other has a strong body and is a leopard cat.

It was Feng Xianmiao and Xiang Yumiao.

Seeing these two kittens, Zhang Jiaomiao's eyes lit up.

These two are super powerful, and they seem to be very difficult to deal with Han Miao... At least they are not the kind of people who are determined to work for the big man. It seems that they can try to make friends.

At this moment, Xiang Yumiao was squatting opposite Feng Xianmiao, and Feng Xianmiao was holding a bottle of transparent carbonated drink in his arms, drinking it gurglingly, and chatting with Xiang Yumiao at the same time.

"It's a pity that the venue is restricted, so we can't fight with all our strength. It's not fun."

Xiang Yumiao spoke with regret, and Feng Xianmiao also nodded: Although he is not Xiang Yumiao's opponent, it is also a pity for warriors that he did not go all out.

"Yes, yes, and the body of a cat is somewhat uncomfortable."

And Cao Chongmiao on the side couldn't understand, so he could only keep a polite smile on the side.

Hearing the content of the chat between them, Zhang Jiaomiao pretended to pass by at the moment, and then said: "If I say, I can solve your problem? Meow~"

Hearing Zhang Jiaomiao's voice, Xiang Yumiao and Feng Xianmiao turned their heads in unison. Xiang Yumiao's double pupils felt extremely oppressive. He looked at Zhang Jiaomiao with a little doubt in his voice: "You are?"

After Feng Xianmiao finished a bottle of Sprite, he introduced to Xiang Yumiao: "This is the leader Zhang of the Taiping Dao. At the end of the Han Dynasty, he was the first to rebel against the Han. He raised hundreds of thousands of Yellow Turbans to fight against the Han. The chamber dealt a heavy blow, which triggered the turbulent situation at the end of the Han Dynasty.”

Xiang Yumiao didn't take it seriously at first, but after hearing the phrase "the first army to rebel against the Han Dynasty at the end of the Han Dynasty", he immediately became energetic.

It turned out to be the one who resisted Liu Laosan, so it was me!

Liu Laosan naturally refers to Liu Bangmiao. Liu Bangmiao is the third eldest in the family. The eldest brother is Liu Bo, the second brother is Liu Zhong, and his name is Liu Ji.

Bo means the eldest, Zhong means the second child, and according to the situation of "Bo Zhong Shu Ji", the third child should actually be called Uncle Liu, but because Liu Bangmiao is the youngest son, and the youngest son is also called Ji, Liu Taigong estimated I also felt that it was the last one to be born, so I skipped Uncle Liu and named it Liu Ji directly.

Therefore, it is reasonable for Liu Bangmiao to be called Liu Laoxiao or Liu Laosan, and the name Bang was another name after Liu Bangmiao became rich, and he changed his previous name to the Chinese character .

It's almost as random as Zhu Chongba's name, but it's relatively classical. If Liu Bangmiao was placed in the Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties, he would probably have chosen a name like Liu Laosan.

After listening to the introduction, Zhang Jiaomiao continued: "I have a technique called 'Yellow Turban Warrior'. I wonder if you two have heard of it?"

Xiang Yumiao is more than 400 years older than Zhang Jiaomiao, and has never heard of it at all. The pair of pupils suddenly showed a little interest: "Details."

Yellow Turban Warriors, also known as Golden Armor Warriors, is a common means of invoking gods in Taoism. The number of Yellow Turban Warriors that can be driven by each person is different due to different mana, and Zhang Jiaomiao is a variant of variants, with different situations. .

Those who drink the talisman water, have infinite strength and are invulnerable to swords and guns, are called yellow scarf warriors.

The talisman paper sculpts the body, and those who are trapped in all directions are also called yellow scarf warriors.

So Zhang Jiao meowed directly: "This seat can use the technique of talisman paper to create a few villains that don't last long. At that time, the two of you can inject your own essence into them, and they can be transformed into simple human beings." Incarnate to fight... But the only disadvantage is that the strength of the two will be limited to a certain level, and they still cannot fight with all their strength."

"But I believe that even so, it is much better than the two of you deliberately restraining yourself!"

When Xiang Yumiao and Feng Xianmiao fought before, they deliberately kept their hands, so sometimes they didn't feel very aggrieved.

And using Zhang Jiaomiao's method, you can use all your strength to make a move in the villains made of talisman paper, because the upper limit of villains is only so high, even if you break the sky, it's just like that, and it's impossible to exceed it.

In this way, Feng Xianmiao and Xiang Yumiao could concentrate on fighting with their hearts instead of wasting energy to restrain themselves.

Hearing what Zhang Jiaomiao said, Xiang Yumiao's eyes lit up, but Feng Xianmiao was still a little worried: "Oh, this is settled, what about the venue? If there is too much damage in the fight, you will still be fined. I have no money You can be punished, meow~"

Hearing this, Zhang Jiaomiao didn't panic in the face of danger, and directly pulled out a pictorial poster from behind the sofa: "What a coincidence, I happened to pick up a poster just now."

This poster depicts very passionate, with the word 'fight' written in big red fonts.

And at the bottom, there is a line of normal small characters.

[The First National Martial Arts Competition - Gaohai Division is about to start! 】

"The field is ready! When the time comes, we will sneak into the waiting room, and when the players are about to play, we will directly steal peaches for plums. Wouldn't it be wonderful?"

Zhang Jiaomiao raised her head and spoke very proudly.

"What an excellent strategy!"

And at this moment, there was a burst of excited exclamation behind Zhang Jiaomiao: "Brother Guang! I want to play too, let's do it too!"

"Forehead……"

Huo Guangmiao fell silent. He always felt that these meows thought the game too simply. In this case, can they not be discovered?
He didn't know very well, but it didn't matter, anyway, it was impossible for something to happen, and they couldn't be caught if something happened.

(End of this chapter)