I can summon history meow

"The body is made of surrounding trees. In order to solve the problem of flying, Liang specially dealt with the smoothness of the two walls, canceled the exhaust port, and added two rear fins that do not affect the appearance..."

"I heard that Mr. Chen's private car crashes from time to time, which poses a great safety hazard, so Liang arranged a gossip array on the base for defense. Even if it falls from a high altitude, it can automatically activate the effect of the gossip array, which is defensive. The effect is that the car will not be damaged."

"Around the vehicle, Liang also added some Borrowing Wind Formation, which was the unique skill of the former governor of Jiangdong Zhou. It's a pity that Liang's cultivation is not good enough, and he can't make it all. He is ashamed."

"The warming system also uses the method of Zhou Dadu, and Liang is quite proficient in it..."

"The power source system in the car is taken from the Eight Diagrams array diagram. The Eight Diagrams array can transform various types of spiritual energy on its own, and operate the spiritual energy without the need for traditional oil and electricity, just input the spiritual energy."

"As for the internal space problem, it is very difficult to solve this problem. We can only add two floors and build a three-story attic to make up for it. I know a little bit about the art of the universe, but it takes too much time and is cumbersome. If the whole country develops it For more than ten years, it can be the size of a room, but now that time is tight, Liang can hardly cook without rice, so I can only ask Mr. Chen not to blame."

"On the day of return, please ask Mr. Chen to use more rooms and strengthen some materials. After all, the materials are obtained locally, and the ends of the materials are not strong. It is estimated that they can only be used for two or three years, and they cannot be used for a long time."

"..."

Looking at the exquisite new car in front of him and Kong Mingmiao's tirade around him, Chen Xing couldn't help being dumbfounded, and he didn't know what to say.

Let those companies that talk about making Huaguofeng cars every day come over and see, what is the real Huaguofeng!
Only for two or three years?Sorry, if the car lasts two or three months, it's already a record.

A car that can be used for two or three years is considered a long life in our cat cafe.

but……

Chen Xing suddenly discovered a blind spot.

"Wait a minute, aren't you very good at wind? Why is it Zhou Yu's unique skill, isn't borrowing east wind from Chibi your first highlight moment?" Chen Xing asked.

Kong Mingmeow:? ? ?

Obviously, Kong Mingmiao couldn't understand what Chen Xing said.

At this time, Liu Xiumiao on the side took the initiative and said kindly: "That is "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", a fictional novel made by people in the Ming Dynasty. The local people are familiar with the local climate, so they can take advantage of the wind and fire to attack."

Kong Mingmiao was obediently shaking his fan at the side, with a calm appearance. Although he didn't know anything, Kong Mingmiao acted very familiar, as if he knew everything.

But at the same time, he is also very curious about the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms".

He also really wanted to know what was written in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and why he blamed Chibi on his own head.

In the real history, Kong Mingmiao did not contribute much to the Battle of Chibi. The main contribution was to promote the alliance after he came to Soochow, but there was no verbal war against Confucianism, and there was no straw boat to borrow arrows. Everything is "Three Kingdoms" Made up in Romance.

So, did Kong Mingmiao really do nothing in the Battle of Chibi?
Um, yes.

No way, it's hard for a clever woman to cook without rice. It's not that Kong Mingmiao is not good, but in fact, during the Battle of Chibi, Liu Bei's power was not great, and there was no opportunity for Kong Mingmiao to play.

Therefore, in the Battle of Chibi that shocked the world, Kong Ming's meow was basically the same as other cats in Liu Bei's camp.

Seeing Kong Mingmiao's suspicious gaze, Zhang Jiaomiao, who had a bruised nose and swollen face, crawled over, patted Kong Mingmiao's shoulder, and said, "It's okay, "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is pretty good, you can read it later." , or you can watch the TV series version."

Zhang Jiaomiao didn't care about this at all.

After all, whether it is "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" or the official history, he is the background board, and there is no change.

On the contrary, he in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" can also perform Taoism, which seems to be more cowhide!
And hearing what Zhang Jiaomiao said, Kong Mingmiao also had a thought, and said slightly: "Then respect is worse than obedience."

Although from the standpoint of Kong Mingmiao, Zhang Jiaomiao in front of him is also a national thief, but a national thief is different from a national thief. Compared with Cao Cao, the loser in front of him is not so hateful.

"Okay, don't stand here anymore, it's time for everyone to get in the car and set off!"

Chen Xing didn't have the heart to tell Kong Mingmiao the difference in popular science "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", but took out his mobile phone roughly, handed it to Kong Mingmiao, let him search for himself, and then sat down on the driver's seat, looking at the completely different I am eager to try the driving system and have some ideas.

Who could resist driving a wooden cart?

And at least Mao Mao also waited in the car.

Once inside the car, it is completely different from the outside.

The interior decoration is very elegant, with a faint woody fragrance lingering on the tip of the nose, and the fine sunlight shining through the hollow carved tallow window, which is extraordinarily comfortable.

But it's a pity that the entire building car is very empty, with only a few wooden benches and the like, and no furniture.

The same goes for the other two floors, an empty space, extraordinarily empty.

But it doesn't matter, Chen Xing will be very surprised if Kong Mingmiao really creates a soft big bed, TV, kitchen, etc., and feels that Kong Mingmiao is simply Doraemon.

But for this, Chen Xing also had to sigh.

I thought that Kong Mingmiao was already a super god in terms of military and politics, but I didn't expect that he was also a god in terms of craftsman and sculpture.

How did Kong Mingmiao's head grow? How could he know everything?

Chen Xing sighed with emotion. Seeing that all the history cats had already boarded the car, he naturally did not hesitate, and directly put his aura into the car. In such a moment, the car seemed to be on fire and began to vibrate up.

"Are you ready kids?"

Chen Xing's voice was a little excited, and he couldn't help singing the theme song of SpongeBob SquarePants.

But before Chen Xing finished speaking, Liu Bangmiao roared from behind him: "Who are you with? Who is the child? You are the child, no matter how old or young! Meow~!"

"Er... this is the theme song of SpongeBob SquarePants, not to say that you are a child..."

"What SpongeBob SquarePants?"

"...It's really hard to chat with you. If Yuanzhang is here, I will know what SpongeBob SquarePants are."

"..."

Under the noise of Liu Bangmiao and Chen Xing, the car started and drove towards the sky.

"The general trend of the world, the long-term unity must be divided, and the long-term division must be united..."

The phone in front of Kong Mingmiao rang a familiar voice. Liu Xiumiao squinted her eyes and continued to play poker, while Zhang Jiaomiao was hiding in the corner furtively, sending messages to Zhu Dimiao to ask about the situation, but the news was as follows: sunk into the sea...

The fiery red sunset burned up half of the sky above, and gradually, the clouds rolled up and the clouds began to dissipate, as if they were saying goodbye to the present.

And in this fiery red sunset, a round of beautiful attics like the driving of the emperor of heaven cut through the fire clouds and opened the sky toward the east.

……

The night in the cat cat paradise is still very quiet.

After all, the entire Gaohai can be described as a claw covering the sky. In the cat and cat paradise, there are congregants of Jinyi Miaowei and Huang Tianmao, and in the cat cafe, Qingzhao is in charge of decoration and so on.

There was no dispute, and there were no voices.

Feng Xianmiao and Xiang Yumiao are exercising in a newly opened gym in Maomao Paradise. If outsiders come to see this scene, they will definitely be stunned: After all, the two cats are dragging three to four hundred kilograms. The barbell is like a stick in the hand. This scene is really shocking, and it will naturally attract attention.

After Hu Haimiao, Qi Zhenmiao, and Wang Zhenmiao cleaned up the hygiene of the cat cafe, they sadly received a new notice: the three of them will need to clean up the hygiene of the entire cat cafe in the future.

After getting the news, the three of them immediately collapsed into a ball of mud, unable to believe their ears.

After all, tidying up a cat cafe is already tiring, and now it is too difficult to clean up the whole cat paradise.

I hope that Chen Xing will summon some faint kings to come, please, Liu Ziye, Sun Hao, etc., please come more.

Qi Zhenmiao sighed in her heart.

Hu Haimiao on the side naturally understood what Qi Zhenmiao was thinking, and couldn't help shaking his little head.

What are you thinking?Really summoned Liu Ziye and Sun Hao, is there anyone in charge?

The reason why they came here to clean the toilet was mainly because their ancestors were all there. Are the ancestors of Liu Ziye and Sun Hao here?

Wait a minute, Liu Ziye might be able to take care of him. After all, he is also of the Liu family. The difference is that he is the descendant of Liu Bang's younger brother Liu Jiao.

But there are quite a few people with the surname Liu after all, and most of those stupid kings don't have ancestors!

If they really wanted to add new members to their toilet cleaning team, they had to count on Huo Yun and Huo Shan, the little geniuses of the Huo family, and characters like the emperor of the Song Dynasty and well-known traitors, so that they could add new members to their health team.

However, Hu Haimiao thinks that the scope of cleaning has expanded from cat cafes to the entire cat paradise.

The simplest example is that the cats and cats paradise is very big. If they want to be lazy, they can just find a shop and be lazy.

If you are in a cat cafe, you can be caught no matter where you are lazy.

Seeing that Zhu Qizhen and Wang Zhen's brains are not good enough, I feel that I am not as good as Hu Hai!

Hu Haimiao raised his head proudly, saying that he, the Second Emperor of Qin, still has a lot of gold.

Back then, my life was full of joy.

For a moment, Hu Haimiao and Qi Zhenmiao in the utility room fell into fantasy.

"Your Majesty, why don't we go out for a stroll? It's late at night, and all the masters have their own things to do. Let the three of us go out, so we can show off after a long time. Meow~"

Suddenly, Wang Zhenmiao, who was also staying in the utility room, suddenly mentioned something, which instantly attracted the attention of Hu Haimiao and Qi Zhenmiao. Said: "Brothers, let's go!"

It's been a long time since they went out to show off.

Now that I have the opportunity to go out and show off, I can recall the glorious years in the past!
At this point, Qi Zhenmiao became excited.

Seeing this, Hu Haimiao glanced at them, lacking in interest: "You guys go, I won't go, I will secretly read novels. Meow~"

Seeing that Hu Haimiao didn't go, Qi Zhenmiao didn't think much about it, and immediately left the utility room with Wang Zhenmiao happily, but after leaving the utility room, Hu Haimiao was full of disdain.

Two idiots, what can they show off?

Show off in front of Jinyi Miaowei or in front of Huang Tianmao Maojiao?After showing off, the news reached the ears of the elders immediately, and then they were beaten violently, so I didn't want to be beaten.

It's better to read a novel.

30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor!
Xiao Huohuo is so passionate!
Hu Haimiao was overwhelmed by the sight, and had secretly made up her mind to change her name to Ying Huohuo.

On the other side, Qi Zhenmiao and Wang Zhenmiao went out braggingly, breathing the fresh air outside, the two of them were extraordinarily arrogant.

"You, you, and you, get the hell out of here, I'll be unlucky to see you!"

Qi Zhenmao casually pointed at a few brocade-clothed guards, uttering nonsense, with a very arrogant attitude.

And those Jinyi Miaowei looked at Qi Zhenmiao suspiciously, seeing Qi Zhenmiao's state, thought that this guy had been driven crazy under the pressure, they could only shake their heads helplessly, and left one after another, Don't want to play with the crazy cat.

Seeing this scene, Qi Zhenmiao felt even more that his status as emperor was indestructible.

Maybe... in the future, I can let this group of cats clean up for me?

This thought arose in Qi Zhenmiao's mind, so he immediately found a few cats, flaunted his might, and started to threaten.

"You guys will clean up for me from now on, understand?!"

Before he finished speaking, Qi Zhenmiao suddenly found that it was dark behind him, and the light of the street lamp seemed to be covered by something.

At this moment, Qi Zhenmiao felt a murderous aura.

He swallowed, turned his head stiffly, but saw a 'palace' stopped in front of him, and Chen Xinghe Liu Bangmiao, Liu Xiumiao, and Zhang Jiaomiao poked their heads out, looking at them solemnly.

"It's none of my business, it's all Zhu Qizhen's own attention."

Wang Zhenmiao walked away quietly without taking a cloud.

Qi Zhenmiao was also anxious: "Actually, I..."

"You talk to Yuanzhang meow!"

Without hesitation, Chen Xing grabbed Qi Zhenmiao's nape and started walking towards Maoca.

Liu Bangmiao, Liu Xiumiao, and Zhang Jiaomiao all followed, while Kong Mingmiao was watching "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" in the car very seriously.

……

At the end of the cat and cat paradise, Zhu Dimiao, who is busy in the world, rushed over with dozens of cold-looking southern cats and cats. They traveled day and night, and many cats even fell behind, but anyway, they rushed back tonight .

Looking at the familiar street, Zhu Dimiao couldn't help but let out a long sigh, and immediately said to the back: "Let's go!"

After all, he took the lead and entered the street.

The other cats followed suit.

When he came to the street, Zhu Dimiao saw a wooden attic from a long distance away. He couldn't help being stunned, and then he saw the wheels underneath, which felt very weird.

But I didn't take it seriously, I just thought it was someone's handicraft.

He is now going to report the situation to his close brother Zhang Jiaomiao!

But you can't bring your own chieftain meow soldiers in, it's like scaring the snake away!

After thinking about it, Zhu Dimiao immediately meowed: "You all go into this wooden attic and wait. Without my order, it won't work if anyone tells you to go with me, understand?"

"Meow~!"

"Meow meow meow!"

"..."

Simply foolproof!
Zhu Dimiao was very satisfied to see these cats fighting with high spirits, and then took the initiative to walk towards Maoca, intending to find Zhang Jiaomiao.

And after Zhu Dimiao left, these chieftain meow soldiers also followed Zhu Dimiao's orders and entered this 'wooden attic' calmly.

There are more than 50 cats, which is a lot, but as soon as they entered, they found that something was wrong.

There was originally a cat in this 'wooden attic'.

But at this moment, Kong Mingmiao, who happened to finish one episode, started a new one, clicked pause, and couldn't help but sighed deeply, a silver moon-like radiance appeared around him.

This brilliance, like catnip, fascinated these chieftain meow soldiers. They couldn't help lying on the ground, showing their belly, and called out like a clip, as if they wanted to please Kong Mingmiao.

But Kong Mingmiao didn't know what happened at the moment, so he couldn't help but tilt his head.

what's the situation?