Cynical Master of the City
Chapter 1216 Your Prostate Hyperplasia
Chapter 1216 Your Prostate Hyperplasia
"This?" Zuo Ren pretended to be puzzled, turned his head and glanced at Zuo Bai who was running out in a hurry, and then slowly walked into the living room.
"Master Zuo Song, you are here too. I didn't expect to see you for so many years. I didn't expect that you have become a handsome young man who is romantic and elegant. What a joy to congratulate." After Zuo Ren entered the room, he was quite natural. Zuo Song flattered him.
"You are?" Zuo Song was confused, because he couldn't remember where he had seen him, and in addition, he had contacted so many high-level sects on weekdays. I definitely can't remember it now.
"I forgot to introduce to Master Zuo Song. The name of this old man is Zuo Ren. He is currently the incense master of Chilong Hall. The last time I saw Master Zuo Song, you were still like this." Zuo Ren gestured with his hand, implying that But it is quite obvious, you will always be a doll in my eyes, you want to play with me, be more tender.
"Oh, hehe, it's strange that I have to know you." Zuo Song also knew that Zuo Ren was a bad visitor, and he didn't give him a good face.
"Leader Zuo, let's get down to business. What did we say just now?" Zuo Song continued to bring up the topic, he would not be so stupid as to forget this matter, otherwise all his previous efforts would have been in vain.
Zuo Yuanfang felt impatient again. He knew that Zuo Song was going to be relentless, but compared to just now, he would not be so isolated and helpless, because now he had an extra helper, Zuo Ren. One, now it's two against two, at least it's fair.
"Master Zuo Song, old man, what did you talk about with Hall Master Zuo just now?" Zuo Ren made a good move to pretend to be stupid. In this way, not only can he buy more time and opportunities for himself, but also You can take back the initiative to speak!
Zuo Song was startled suddenly, and his teeth could not help but clenched, for this sudden old guy, he did not expect to add such a mess.
"Yo yo, it's cool, it's cool after peeing." Zuo Bai, like a dick, walked happily into the living room while wearing a belt, even though it was far away, he could clearly see, left The shape of Bai's belt buckle is H-shaped. This is a Hermès belt. As long as it is high-end, the price can be more than tens of thousands, so this alone is enough to show that the two brothers are very rich. How could it be possible to make trouble for 5000 yuan.
"Master Zuo Bai, it's convenient for you to come back." Zuo Nin stood up with a smile on his face, and beckoned Zuo Bai to sit down.
Zuo Bai glanced sideways at Zuo Ren, and said astonishingly: "Who are you, are you the rescuer invited by Hall Master Zuo?"
After talking, the faces of Zuo Ren and Zuo Yuanfang turned green. They didn't expect that Zuo Bai would be so good at exposing others, and he didn't show any affection at all.
"Where is Master Zuo Bai, I just came here just now because I had something to explain to Hall Master Zuo. What about it?" Zuo Ren said with a gray face, but still told a nonsense.
Zuo Bai stared wide-eyed, as if he was listening to a scripture, and felt that Zuo Ren was simply farting.
"I said you are old and disrespectful, and you are still talking nonsense at such an age. I am really ashamed for you. The left hall master just went out to go to the toilet, and you came back. This is a coincidence. I just said But look, the latrine of the Red Dragon Hall is in the back, very close, the left hall master has walked for nearly 5 minutes, this should be over even if it is a big size, and the left hall master did not bring toilet paper at all, which means it is definitely a small No, it took so long to be in the trumpet, could it be that Hall Master Zuo is just like you old fellow with hyperplasia of the prostate and can’t urinate!” Zuo Bai’s words shocked everyone present, Zuo Ren and Zuo Yuan Fang also realized that she was in big trouble now.
"Brother, don't make mistakes!" Zuo Song also pretended to be a good person, but in fact, he was about to explode with Zuo Bai's performance just now, and even wanted to raise a cup to celebrate.
Who knows, if Zuo Bai was stimulated by something in the toilet just now, he was reluctant and continued talking.
"I'm not making mistakes, I'm telling the truth. My father taught us since we were young that we must be honest and honest, otherwise we will be no different from animals. Don't you think so, what is that Zuo Ninxiang Lord?" Zuo Bai pointed at Zuo Nin and said it, making Zuo Nin's old face turn red. He really didn't expect that he just took back a little initiative just now, and at this moment he gave it back.
"The old man just came to talk to Hall Master Zuo, it's not as complicated as what Master Zuo Bai said." Zuo Ren also retorted cheekily from the latter, he knew that if he didn't say anything, it would be tantamount to acquiescing to the matter. So at this moment, he would rather be ashamed to the end than admit this established fact.
"That's what you said, hurry up, but you said wow, why don't you say it, can't you figure it out?" Zuo Bai clamored desperately, as if he had become the most powerful person in the world at this moment.
Zuo Ren cursed Zuo Bai in his heart, calling him a complacent villain, and he realized that he must not tell them about Zuo Feng, otherwise things might have more serious consequences.
"Master Zuo Song, what's wrong with Master Zuo Bai? Why did you go out in a good manner just now, but now you are furious? Did the servants of Chilongtang offend you? I apologize for him, and I hope Master Zuo Bai will always Don't be angry anymore." Zuo Ren stood up and bowed respectfully to Zuo Bai, the reason why he did this was really helpless.
Zuo Yuanfang was also sweating, especially when he saw Zuo Ren in this state, his heart was quite messed up. These two brothers are not here to talk about trouble, it is obvious that they are here to find trouble.
"Master Zuo Ninxiang, I hope you can forgive me for my virtuous brother's mistakes. After all, he is still young and doesn't understand worldly affairs." After Zuo Song finished speaking, he flirted with Zuo Bai, signaling him that enough is enough. , because the two brothers have re-occupied the highest peak.
"It's okay, it's okay." Zuo Ren hurriedly returned the gift, he knew the power of the two of them, and the confidence before coming just now had turned into fear.
"By the way, Master Zuo Ninxiang wanted to ask me what I talked with Hall Master Zuo just now. You can just ask Hall Master Zuo directly. I forgot about my virtuous brother's trouble just now." Zuo Song also It embodies the qualities of a treacherous person. He said that at this moment, which definitely made Zuo Ren slap himself in the face. If he really asked Zuo Hall Master, then he would be completely ashamed.
Zuo Yuanfang saw that the atmosphere had completely changed. He hoped that he could turn the tide with his own ability. From Zuo Ren's eyes, he could see that his thoughts coincided with his own, so he just didn't want to discriminate. People tell the truth!
"Oh, Master Zuo Ninxiang, the two young masters are mainly looking for Zuo Xiao today. A few days ago, Master Zuo Song owed him some money. This is exactly why we came here this time." Zuo Xiao Yuan Fang is not an idiot either, she knows that she can only pretend to be stupid at this moment, she has to say something unimportant, otherwise she will reveal herself completely.
"This?" Zuo Ren pretended to be puzzled, turned his head and glanced at Zuo Bai who was running out in a hurry, and then slowly walked into the living room.
"Master Zuo Song, you are here too. I didn't expect to see you for so many years. I didn't expect that you have become a handsome young man who is romantic and elegant. What a joy to congratulate." After Zuo Ren entered the room, he was quite natural. Zuo Song flattered him.
"You are?" Zuo Song was confused, because he couldn't remember where he had seen him, and in addition, he had contacted so many high-level sects on weekdays. I definitely can't remember it now.
"I forgot to introduce to Master Zuo Song. The name of this old man is Zuo Ren. He is currently the incense master of Chilong Hall. The last time I saw Master Zuo Song, you were still like this." Zuo Ren gestured with his hand, implying that But it is quite obvious, you will always be a doll in my eyes, you want to play with me, be more tender.
"Oh, hehe, it's strange that I have to know you." Zuo Song also knew that Zuo Ren was a bad visitor, and he didn't give him a good face.
"Leader Zuo, let's get down to business. What did we say just now?" Zuo Song continued to bring up the topic, he would not be so stupid as to forget this matter, otherwise all his previous efforts would have been in vain.
Zuo Yuanfang felt impatient again. He knew that Zuo Song was going to be relentless, but compared to just now, he would not be so isolated and helpless, because now he had an extra helper, Zuo Ren. One, now it's two against two, at least it's fair.
"Master Zuo Song, old man, what did you talk about with Hall Master Zuo just now?" Zuo Ren made a good move to pretend to be stupid. In this way, not only can he buy more time and opportunities for himself, but also You can take back the initiative to speak!
Zuo Song was startled suddenly, and his teeth could not help but clenched, for this sudden old guy, he did not expect to add such a mess.
"Yo yo, it's cool, it's cool after peeing." Zuo Bai, like a dick, walked happily into the living room while wearing a belt, even though it was far away, he could clearly see, left The shape of Bai's belt buckle is H-shaped. This is a Hermès belt. As long as it is high-end, the price can be more than tens of thousands, so this alone is enough to show that the two brothers are very rich. How could it be possible to make trouble for 5000 yuan.
"Master Zuo Bai, it's convenient for you to come back." Zuo Nin stood up with a smile on his face, and beckoned Zuo Bai to sit down.
Zuo Bai glanced sideways at Zuo Ren, and said astonishingly: "Who are you, are you the rescuer invited by Hall Master Zuo?"
After talking, the faces of Zuo Ren and Zuo Yuanfang turned green. They didn't expect that Zuo Bai would be so good at exposing others, and he didn't show any affection at all.
"Where is Master Zuo Bai, I just came here just now because I had something to explain to Hall Master Zuo. What about it?" Zuo Ren said with a gray face, but still told a nonsense.
Zuo Bai stared wide-eyed, as if he was listening to a scripture, and felt that Zuo Ren was simply farting.
"I said you are old and disrespectful, and you are still talking nonsense at such an age. I am really ashamed for you. The left hall master just went out to go to the toilet, and you came back. This is a coincidence. I just said But look, the latrine of the Red Dragon Hall is in the back, very close, the left hall master has walked for nearly 5 minutes, this should be over even if it is a big size, and the left hall master did not bring toilet paper at all, which means it is definitely a small No, it took so long to be in the trumpet, could it be that Hall Master Zuo is just like you old fellow with hyperplasia of the prostate and can’t urinate!” Zuo Bai’s words shocked everyone present, Zuo Ren and Zuo Yuan Fang also realized that she was in big trouble now.
"Brother, don't make mistakes!" Zuo Song also pretended to be a good person, but in fact, he was about to explode with Zuo Bai's performance just now, and even wanted to raise a cup to celebrate.
Who knows, if Zuo Bai was stimulated by something in the toilet just now, he was reluctant and continued talking.
"I'm not making mistakes, I'm telling the truth. My father taught us since we were young that we must be honest and honest, otherwise we will be no different from animals. Don't you think so, what is that Zuo Ninxiang Lord?" Zuo Bai pointed at Zuo Nin and said it, making Zuo Nin's old face turn red. He really didn't expect that he just took back a little initiative just now, and at this moment he gave it back.
"The old man just came to talk to Hall Master Zuo, it's not as complicated as what Master Zuo Bai said." Zuo Ren also retorted cheekily from the latter, he knew that if he didn't say anything, it would be tantamount to acquiescing to the matter. So at this moment, he would rather be ashamed to the end than admit this established fact.
"That's what you said, hurry up, but you said wow, why don't you say it, can't you figure it out?" Zuo Bai clamored desperately, as if he had become the most powerful person in the world at this moment.
Zuo Ren cursed Zuo Bai in his heart, calling him a complacent villain, and he realized that he must not tell them about Zuo Feng, otherwise things might have more serious consequences.
"Master Zuo Song, what's wrong with Master Zuo Bai? Why did you go out in a good manner just now, but now you are furious? Did the servants of Chilongtang offend you? I apologize for him, and I hope Master Zuo Bai will always Don't be angry anymore." Zuo Ren stood up and bowed respectfully to Zuo Bai, the reason why he did this was really helpless.
Zuo Yuanfang was also sweating, especially when he saw Zuo Ren in this state, his heart was quite messed up. These two brothers are not here to talk about trouble, it is obvious that they are here to find trouble.
"Master Zuo Ninxiang, I hope you can forgive me for my virtuous brother's mistakes. After all, he is still young and doesn't understand worldly affairs." After Zuo Song finished speaking, he flirted with Zuo Bai, signaling him that enough is enough. , because the two brothers have re-occupied the highest peak.
"It's okay, it's okay." Zuo Ren hurriedly returned the gift, he knew the power of the two of them, and the confidence before coming just now had turned into fear.
"By the way, Master Zuo Ninxiang wanted to ask me what I talked with Hall Master Zuo just now. You can just ask Hall Master Zuo directly. I forgot about my virtuous brother's trouble just now." Zuo Song also It embodies the qualities of a treacherous person. He said that at this moment, which definitely made Zuo Ren slap himself in the face. If he really asked Zuo Hall Master, then he would be completely ashamed.
Zuo Yuanfang saw that the atmosphere had completely changed. He hoped that he could turn the tide with his own ability. From Zuo Ren's eyes, he could see that his thoughts coincided with his own, so he just didn't want to discriminate. People tell the truth!
"Oh, Master Zuo Ninxiang, the two young masters are mainly looking for Zuo Xiao today. A few days ago, Master Zuo Song owed him some money. This is exactly why we came here this time." Zuo Xiao Yuan Fang is not an idiot either, she knows that she can only pretend to be stupid at this moment, she has to say something unimportant, otherwise she will reveal herself completely.
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