The strongest protagonist system

Chapter 1068 Do you want to masturbate together!
Xu Mu Dongfu.

Although he was in the cave, Xu Mu was always checking the movement outside.

The idiot Shangguan Tatian actually competed with him, which made Xu Mu a little speechless.

If he doesn't repair this product, he really doesn't know the heights of heaven and earth.

Just thinking about how to trick Shangguan Tatian well.

Suddenly, Yaya, who was lying on the side, screamed directly, and his body turned into a mass of blood, and went straight to Xu Mu's feet.

Xu Mu was startled, and immediately backed away, while Yaya suddenly yelled strangely, "Hahaha, shit! Damn! I didn't expect to meet a black beetle here!"

While talking, the paws continued to step on and step on, bloody rays flowed, and a black bug appeared under Yaya's feet.

When Xu Mu saw the worm, he couldn't help feeling a chill in his heart.

Being approached by this little bug, he didn't even notice it at all.

"Crow, what is this?"

Xu Mu asked sullenly.

The Luck Rat was still sound asleep there, and the crow's strange cries didn't wake him up.

Crow's eyes rolled, and he said with a smile, "Brother Niu, this is a good thing! I don't know why, but I recognize this thing, and I am extremely sensitive to the smell of this thing. This bug is called a black beetle , some people also call it the Heijiawan poisonous insect!"

"poisonous insect?"

Xu Mu's eyelids twitched wildly.

This bug can approach him silently, and it is also extremely poisonous. It can be imagined that this poison is absolutely extraordinary.

Maybe I will be overwhelmed by it!
Yaya said proudly, "Brother Niu, don't underestimate this little thing, even if it is an immortal, if he bites you, he will faint for a while! However, the reason why this bug is such a treasure , but because of its deliciousness!"

"tasty?"

Xu Mu's face was covered with black lines.

This stuff is so poisonous, you dare to eat it?Aren't you afraid of being poisoned to death?

Yaya explained, "Brother Niu, don't be afraid, as long as its poisonous glands are pulled out, it will be safe! It basically has no intelligence, survives on instinct, and can accept some simple instructions. Moreover, it is not only delicious, It’s still a great tonic, Brother Niu, you’ll know when you try it!”

Xu Mu knew it as soon as he thought about it.

This black beetle must have been released by Shangguan Tatian and the others from the opposite cave.

If you can't do it, just play dirty.

"What are you waiting for?"

Xu Mu sneered, waved his hand, and walked directly outside the cave, "Eat!"

Yaya excitedly grabbed the black beetle with one paw. The current Yaya's body is extremely domineering. Xu Mu is not a man. With one force, the life of the black beetle was completely cut off. When he came outside the cave, Xu Mu narrowed his eyes and glanced at Shangguan In Tatian's cave, Zhang pulled out a barbecue grill.

Yaya's eyes lit up, "Eating barbecue? Hehe, I like it!"

In the past, Xu Mu often took Yaya to eat barbecue, and all kinds of materials were also prepared.

After Xu Mu pinched the black beetle, pulled out the poisonous glands according to Yaya's introduction, and dealt with the filth, he said with some pain, "This thing is so small, how can it be enough?"

Yaya rubbed his paws, and said nonchalantly, "Three parts of the world, leave one for the mice!"

Xu Mu smiled, "You still have a conscience!"

Done.

Xu Mu put the black beetle on the shelf, and then took out a large pile of animal meat from the storage ring, and started a barbecue party.

Shangguan stepped into the cave.

The three who were recovering from their injuries were soon attracted by a pungent fragrance.

"What's so delicious?"

Shangguan Tatian sniffled and couldn't help asking.

Elder Wu also licked his lips, the scent was really alluring.

Zhou Xian had vaguely heard some voices just now, stood up at this moment, walked out of the cave without talking nonsense.

Come to the gate of the cave.

Take a look outside.

Zhou Xian's pupils just shrank.

A female nun, a big black cat, is staring wide-eyed, looking at a row of weird shelves on which .
Ah puff!

Zhou Xian vomited blood!
There was a terrible wave in my heart.

Although the Heijiawan poisonous insect has been fired, how can Zhou Xian not recognize that appearance!

His face was a little pale, Zhou Xian couldn't believe it, he instinctively took two steps back, and almost bumped into Shangguan Tatian who was rushing over.

"Brother Zhou!"

Shangguan Tatian looked at Zhou Xian's expression and was very puzzled.

Follow Zhou Xian's eyes.

He was also bewildered.

"Then isn't that the Heijiawan poisonous insect?"

Shangguan Tatian muttered to himself, and transmitted his voice to Zhou Xian.

Zhou Xian trembled all over, and then said through voice transmission with a distorted face, "It's not a black-armored poisonous insect, what is it? Damn it! Damn it! This guy, how can he, how dare he. How is this possible?"

Just now.

Xu Mu glanced at the two of them, with a half-smile, a cold light flashed in his eyes, then he picked up the stick with the black beetle stuck in it, licked his lips and said, "It's done!"

"Quick score! Quick score!"

Yaya jumped anxiously, "Meow meow, I miss it so much, I must have eaten this food before!"

With a swipe of Xu Mu's finger, the black beetle made three points directly.

Putting away one piece, holding his own, Xu Mu put it directly into his mouth. As for Yaya, he had already started eating it.

Crisp!
crisp!
soft!
fresh!
Coupled with Xu Mu's spicy seasoning, Xu Mu narrowed his eyes and couldn't help praising him. He said bluntly that this black beetle was the best thing he had ever eaten.

Seeing this scene, Shangguan Tatian couldn't help trembling and said, "Brother Zhou, didn't you say that the black-armored poisonous insect is so poisonous that it can poison even the immortal? Why?"

Zhou Xian looked like he had been struck by lightning, as if he had received a critical strike of 1000 million points. He hummed and said through the voice transmission, "How does this father know what's going on! The black armor dares to eat ten thousand poisonous insects! This female cultivator is really looking for death!"

After half a sound.

Zhou Xian took a breath, and then solemnly said to Shangguan Tatian, "This female cultivator is really unbelievable, unimaginable! In my opinion, you'd better not provoke her!"

Shangguan Tatian's expression changed.

He couldn't help feeling jealous of Xu Mu.

And at this moment, Li Feixue's cave suddenly opened, Li Feixue came out from inside, frowned and looked at the grill, and said with some displeasure, "What are you doing?"

When Xu Mu saw Li Feixue, he almost blurted out the words "Miss Sister", but finally held back, licked his lips, and said with a smile, "Senior Sister, I'm having a barbecue, do you want to have a bunch together?"

Li Feixue took a breath and said in a bad mood, "This is Feixue Peak, not the dining hall. If you want to eat, you must either go back to the cave or go to the dining hall!"

Xu Mu blinked, then waved his hand to put away the grill, and said obediently, "The senior sister won't let you grill it, so I won't grill it!"

Li Feixue was startled.

That's all she said.

He didn't expect Xu Mu to listen to her at all.

Who knew that Xu Mu really stopped baking!
But at this time, Zhou Xian's eyes were already shining brightly, and he was extremely hot. He sounded Shangguan Tatian, and said excitedly, "Good! Good! Good! Beauty and temperament are all stunning, Shangguan, you have really good eyesight!"

Shangguan Tatian smiled awkwardly.

Then, he waved to Li Feixue, "Junior Sister Feixue, we meet again!"

Li Feixue's eyes turned cold, and he ignored this guy directly.

Just as Shangguan Tatian was about to speak again, Xu Mu jumped out suddenly, stood in front of Li Feixue, and said very seriously, "Senior sister, be careful, these two people are small silver thieves, and they wanted to spy on you before." If I hadn't stopped them, they might have succeeded!"

ah poof
Shangguan Tatian held back what he was going to say, but he spat out a mouthful of blood, and shouted, "You spout blood!"

Xu Mu sneered, "I'm spitting blood? Then you have to see, do senior sister believe you or me?"

Shangguan Tatian was extremely angry, seeing Li Feixue's expression quickly darkened, his heart skipped a beat.
(End of this chapter)