The strongest protagonist system

Chapter 1140 God Lord is as funny as me?

Doudizhu kills the "dark sky and dark earth"!
According to the rules stated by the two guards, among the three, the bomb will be doubled to the bottom of the three points, and the first to reach the percentage wins. If either of the two guards wins, Xu Mu will fail the test.

Cang Wu and the others watched.

But he could only watch.

Looking around, I can't see why.

The rules are confusing, and I still think "what the hell is a landlord"!

Only crows.

This guy has played against the landlord with Xu Mu a lot.

He has been tricked by Xu Mu countless times, and his skills have also greatly improved. Now he is squatting behind Xu Mu to give Xu Mu some advice.

After a long time.

Mutual exchange.

There are winners and losers.

But Xu Mu has always had the upper hand, and this guy is in the dark.

Another long time passed.

Xu Mu grabbed the cards in his hand, popped out the butt of a cigarette suddenly, and laughed loudly, "Three old Kings! Excuse me?"

"Sunzi! Oh, you want it? Tsk tsk tsk"

"It's a pity, I'm sorry, four two bombs! I won! Double the bombs and get six points. I have already broken a hundred. Let me go!"

Xu Mu smiled and cupped his hands, let out two more Zhonghua cigarettes, and stood up.

The two guards took the cigarettes, shook their heads with wry smiles on their faces, and one of them sighed, "I didn't expect there were people outside the mountain!"

Another interface said, "There are people out there!"

"Please come in!"

Two guards stood on both sides, making invitation gestures to Xu Mu.

"Thank you!"

Xu Mu cupped his hands at the two of them, "When I come out later, I must have a drink with the two brothers, I have a very good treasure Moutai!"

The eyes of the two guards brightened, and they laughed loudly, "You also have Moutai? Sure enough, you are destined! Please!"

Xu Mu laughed, and then whispered to Yaya, "Work hard!"

After speaking, he walked directly to the door.

Yaya looked excited and was about to start, when suddenly Cangwu took a quick step forward and said respectfully to the two guards, "Seniors, I also want to take part in the test!"

Yaya held back her laughter, folded her arms and looked at Cangwu, with a strong sneer in her eyes.

You funny thing!

Do you still want to take the postgraduate entrance examination?

Do you understand what Doudizhu is?
Do you know what card two kings four twos are?
What is it like to have three bombs in your hand? Do you have a B number?

You take the test?

You test an egg!

I will quietly watch you pretend to be aggressive, and I will see you pretend to be a fool later!

The two guards looked at each other with no smile on their faces, and one of them said indifferently, "Back!"

Cang Wu almost vomited blood.

Then he hurriedly said, "Seniors, I have cigarettes here!"

The two guards frowned, "You also have Zhonghua?"

Cang Wu hurriedly said, "It's not Zhonghua, it's smoke! Please taste it, senior!"

Say it.

Two cigarettes appeared in Cang Wu's hand.

Yaya was struck by lightning.

He looked at Cang Wu in a daze.

Wucao Nima!

The shape of this dry smoke.

How ugly!
The two guards were also dumbfounded, looking at the "smoke" in Cang Wu's hand!
Cang Wu felt uneasy.

The two cigarettes in his hand were made by comparing Xu Mu's Zhonghua cigarettes just now. They are made of top-quality paper, which is super paper for refining top-level talisman seals. He had paid great attention to the most top-notch splinters of spiritual wood just now, and the so-called "Chinese smoke" contained something like tree leaves.

It should work, right?
Cangwu is very confident in his DIY handicrafts!

How can I think of it.
The corners of the mouths of the two guards twitched, and they raised the wooden guns in their hands one after another. When they spat out the tip of the guns, two black savage lights sprayed the cigarette in Cangwu's hand into powder in an instant.

"roll!"

One of them gritted his teeth and shouted.

The other one said with a cold expression, "How dare you forge the God Lord's belongings, and make it so ugly, if this is not the tomb of the God Lord's clothes, you are dead!"

Cang Wu's face turned pale with fright.

Don't look at the wooden guns in the hands of the two guards!
But those two forces, even if they didn't attack him, still made him feel strong pressure. In an instant, Cangwu's greedy fire quickly died down.

His face was pale, and he wanted to cry but had no tears.

Fuck you!
Why!
What is it for!
Lao Tzu, this is the most top-notch "smoke"!

None of this can catch your Dharma eyes?

That damned Yan Chixia, the so-called "Chinese smoke", is that what he is?
With an extremely bitter taste in his mouth, Cang Wu felt that the two guards seemed to be getting more and more murderous, so he trembled all over, sighed bitterly, and retreated in defeat.

Others take a look.

Even Cang Wu was stupid.

Got it!
Still don't look for moldy heads!
Immediately followed Cang Wu and backed out.

Only Yaya was left standing there, and then, with one hand, he turned over a pack of cigarettes, popped out two, and said with a flattering smile, "Two brothers, come to smoke a cigarette, and fight with the landlord by the way." , my cigarette is not as good as Zhonghua, Brother Niu is not willing to smoke it for me, this is a white general, so strong!"

Go through the gate.

There is nothing in front of you.

Entering the eyes, there are huge statues one by one. There is a huge space here, and there are nine statues in total.

Eyes swept away.

Xu Mu then saw a familiar figure, of course it was Jin Wanshan.

At this time, Jin Wanshan was standing in front of a statue, and he was pulling out a sword vigorously.

Xu Mu found that under each statue, there was a weapon, some were swords, some were knives.

Jin Wanshan's face was covered with cold sweat, his face was flushed, and he looked like he was trying his best. However, no matter how hard he tried, the sword he drew remained motionless and went straight into the stone under the statue. middle.

The arrival of Xu Mu.

Jin Wanshan was shocked.

"How did you come in?"

Jin Wanshan was stunned.

Xu Mu smiled and said, "What? I'm not happy to see you? I'm not talking about you. You're too selfish. You just eat alone because you have a godfather!"

Jin Wanshan's face was gloomy, and he looked at Xu Mu unkindly. Of course, he was not happy when Xu Mu came, which meant that his chance might be shared by Xu Mu!
No wonder he was happy!

"Humph!"

With a cold snort, Jin Wanshan decided to ignore Xu Mu, and continued to compete with the sword in his hand. Jin Wanshan had tried it just now. Even if the sword was inserted into a stone, it was still very powerful. Even his defense was easy. It was broken, and the bleeding from the wound couldn't be stopped in a short time. I really don't know how hanging it is!

Xu Mu rolled his eyes and began to search.

Then two stone gates were discovered.

Xu Mu walked towards one of them. Jin Wanshan had been paying attention to Xu Mu's movements. When he saw Xu Mu walking towards the stone gate, he couldn't help but sneered and said, "Don't waste your energy, the stone gate is completely closed. It can't be opened at all!"

Xu Mu walked up to the stone gate, looked at it, narrowed his eyes, turned to glance at Jin Wanshan, and sighed, "So you're an idiot, you never took my words to heart, I told you a long time ago , Open the door, pay attention to the method and method, you just don't listen!"

Jin Wanshan's eyelids twitched wildly, and then he woke up. The guy in front of him can break even the gate made by Wanzhen Stone!

"I can't believe it!"

Jin Wanshan still doesn't believe it!

This place is already a land of chance and good luck, Shimen should be more awesome than the Gate of Ten Thousand Arrays of Stones!

"Alright!"

Xu Mu rolled up his sleeves, then stared at Shimen.

Above this stone gate is not blank.

Instead, a line of words was printed vertically.

Five words "Heavenly King Gedihu"!
To Xu Mu, this is of course familiar and cannot be more familiar.

After thinking about it, Xu Mu shouted loudly, "Heavenly King Gai Dihu, Pagoda Town River Demon"!
Jin Wanshan's darling was pulled up.

then
"Hahaha! This is your method, the old man is really an eye-opener! Hahaha."

Jin Wanshan laughed wildly.

Xu Mu frowned, touched his chin, "It shouldn't be. Could it be?"

Xu Mu's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help laughing, "That divine master, doesn't he have a funny hidden attribute like me? Try it."

Say it.

Xu Mu took a deep breath and shouted again, "Heavenly King Gaidihu! My brother is 1.5 meters!"

The voice just fell.

A loud bang.

The stone gate suddenly lifted up, and the divine light that bloomed within it blinded Jin Wanshan's infinitely bewildered eyes.
(At the third watch, I just finished writing! Go to bed!)
(End of this chapter)