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Chapter 211 Baby, It's Your Time To Play...
Chapter 211 Baby, It's Your Time to Play
Although Yaya has not been in contact with Xu Mu for a long time, she knows this guy very well.
Not to mention that after knowing Xu Mu's true identity, he has an instinctive fear of Xu Mu!
This expression.
the words.
This is ready to cheat people!
Forehead.
No, it's about getting pit crows!
"Brother Niu, what do you want to do? Don't come here."
Yaya saw Xu Mu approaching it, and screamed directly, the voice was sharp and absolutely high-decibel.
Xu Mu had a good attitude, and said with a smile, "Don't bark so loudly, it's not good to be heard by others!"
The bad thoughts in Yaya's heart became more and more intense, and she couldn't help but said, "I am a showman but not a person, you don't want to touch my body, Brother Niu, there are so many idiots in the world, don't cheat me !"
Xu Mu smiled and said, "Don't worry, how could I cheat you, I just want you to help me, please help me, don't worry!"
Yaya was still very vigilant and asked, "What's the matter?"
Xu Mu looked Yaya up and down a few times, and Yaya's feathers were about to stand on end.
"It's very simple, can't you transform, I just used your skill!"
Yaya looked relieved.
It turned out to be transformation, this is not a trivial matter for Master Yaya, so easy.
Yaya stroked the feathers around his neck proudly, and said, "Haha, tell me, what do you want me to be? Fat or thin, tall or short?"
Xu Mu smiled and said, "Be taller, have a hotter figure, and have a more superb appearance. To put it simply, you will become a beautiful girl!"
Ga?
Yaya was a little dazed, and burst into tears instantly.
Sure enough, brother Niu is still cheating me, you big cheater, let me become a woman?Bastard, I am a male, a male, with handles, how can I become a woman?
"no!"
Yaya refused with righteous words.
Xu Mu said leisurely, "A love movie! An action movie!"
Yaya looked disdainful.
Xu Mu continued leisurely, "A love story with fur! An action movie!"
Crow's eyeballs rolled.
Xu Mu sighed, "A love story with a crow! An action movie!"
Yaya screamed suddenly, "How can one one be enough? The uncle wants ten, no, one hundred!"
Xu Mu sneered, "Your sister, a torrent search device I bought almost crashed with a crow, you want a hundred more? Don't be too greedy, a crow with a crow, Nine love actions of other races, whether you want love or not, hehe, let me remind you, my Tathagata palm is coming soon!"
Yaya shrank her neck, and muttered unwillingly, "Deal!"
Xu Mu grinned, "That's right, just look at the power of a crow with fur, love across races is exciting, um, change quickly!"
Yaya took a deep breath, chanting an unknown spell, and in the blink of an eye, a tall and fiery "big beauty" appeared in front of Xu Mu.
And Xu Mu was directly dumbfounded.
After a while, Xu Mu cursed, "Damn it, you are fucking wool. Is this a beauty? Why do you still have feathers on your body?"
Yaya was furious, "She is hairless and bald, what a beauty!"
Xu Mu rolled his eyes angrily, "Get rid of the hair!"
"Don't go!"
"Buddha's Palm!"
"."
"Damn, the hair is gone, why is the mouth sticking out?"
"Hmph, no sharp mouth, why?"
"Bone-melting palm!"
"."
"That's right, huh? Wait, shit, tail? Your uncle, why is there a tail behind his ass?"
long after
Xu Mu looked at the tall, hot, beautiful woman with a proud figure and a beautiful face, nodded in satisfaction, and said with relief, "Yes, yes, it seems that the handheld computer I gave you was not in vain, at least this I can give you [-]% for your looks, if you are going to make a small movie, it would be crazy to sell it on CD!"
Crow's "beauty" showed an angry expression, but for the love with the crow! 1 Action movie, Mr. Yaya, we can bear it.
"Very well, put this veil on!"
Xu Mu bought a top-quality veil from the store and threw it to Yaya beauty, Yaya put it on reluctantly, watched Xu Mu humming a little song, turned around and left, stomped his little feet angrily, and chased after her.
Xizilou.
This is a place for fireworks that no world lacks.
And Xizilou can be called the heaven and earth in Xu Mu's previous life, and it is very famous in Dingshen City. The chicks in it are all warriors, and their cultivation levels are not low. , attracted many younger generations of Dingshenyuan to flock to it.
At this very moment, the Xizilou was full of people.
Because today is the day Xizilou Yuehuakui leaves the pavilion.
This "coming out of the pavilion" also means that from now on, Yue Huakui will step down from the altar and become a good person. Of course, this kindness is only for one person. When the auspicious time comes, whoever bids the highest will follow whoever , Since then, the name of Oiran has been removed.
The top VIP room on the third floor.
Ding Shenlong sat in front of the room window, scanning the stage below with a gloomy expression, drinking "Xue Zhongfei" restlessly.
There were many beauties from Xizilou serving in the room, but it could be seen that Young Master Shenlong was in a bad mood, so no one dared to speak out.
There is another reason that makes it difficult for the beautiful girls to speak, and that is the appearance of the calm dragon at this time.
As for the face, although the swelling has subsided, it can still be seen that it was so swollen like a half-pulled pig's head.
This guy was beaten!
Who the hell would dare to talk to him, maybe he slapped him before he finished speaking.
Suddenly, the door opened, and a young man walked in with a bitter expression. Ding Shenlong glanced at him and asked indifferently, "How is the investigation going?"
The young man panicked, "Young master, I sent all my brothers to investigate, but there is no trace of Wang Xiaohammer!"
"asshole!"
Gritting his teeth calmly, he suddenly swept everything on the table to the ground and shouted, "Continue to investigate!"
"Yes Yes!"
Cold sweat gushed out of the young man's face, but he didn't dare to wipe it off, so he quickly backed out.
Ding Shenlong's face was gloomy, and his eyes were full of killing intent.
Bastard Wang Xiaohammer!
Damn Wang Xiaohammer!
Damn Wang Xiaohammer!
You fucked me up to death, do you know that?I was not only tortured by that old lady Youruo Patriarch, but also severely taught by a group of old guys from Dingshenzong. Now I still have the power of Youruo madwoman in my body, tortured me to death!
Miss me, my young master Shenlong, when did I suffer such a useless attitude!
"You'd better pray that I don't find you, otherwise, I will let you not live, not die!"
Ding Shenlong roared wildly in his heart.
Glancing at the beauties in the room, he frowned and said, "What are you still doing? Why don't you pack up and put on again? A bunch of idiots!"
The beauties were aggrieved, but they still hurriedly cleaned up and ordered the servants outside the room to change tables.
Ding Shenlong snorted softly and asked, "When will Yue Huakui leave the pavilion? What time is it, why hasn't it started yet?"
A beautiful girl whispered, "Young Master Shenlong, wait a moment, we will be here soon!"
"You Xizilou is troublesome!"
Ding Shenlong was a little dissatisfied, if this Xizilou was not opened by a descendant of an old guy from Ding Shenzong, he would have turned upside down a long time ago!
"Haha, Shenlong is waiting anxiously, right?"
The room opened again, and at the same time, a loud laugh sounded.
Ding Shenlong looked at it, twitched the corner of his mouth, and said, "Liu Liu, you know how to whet people's appetite!"
The sixth child is a middle-aged man, but his cultivation has reached the first level of the human fairyland. Hearing this, he smiled and sat opposite the Ding Shenlong, and said with a smile, "Don't worry, don't worry, Yue Lian is my treasure, and on the day of her leaving the cabinet, I have to do it specially!"
"she is mine!"
The Ding Shenlong opened his mouth firmly.
The middle-aged man narrowed his eyes and smiled noncommittally.
Suddenly, there were angry shouts from the lobby outside.
"asshole!"
"You dare to break into Xizilou without a house number, you don't want to live anymore?"
"Hmph, courting death!"
Bing Pong Pong
"oops!"
"My hands are broken, broken, broken!"
"What a crazy boy, hurry up and ask for a guardian!"
The middle-aged man's eyes flashed fiercely, and he shouted softly, "There are still people who dare to make trouble in Lao Tzu's territory, how impatient they are!"
Ding Shenlong looked down through the window, saw the young man standing leisurely in the lobby, surrounded by people, but calmly, said with a smile, "Old Six, be careful not to stumble, almost all the strong men who are looking for my father are here. Maybe there will be someone you can't afford to offend!"
The middle-aged man's expression froze, his eyes looked at the young man in the lobby, and he was silent in thought.
In the lobby, Xu Mu's eyes scanned and scanned for a long time, and finally, he saw the Ding Shenlong who was preparing to watch a big show on the third floor.
"Your sister, you hid there, and finally found you!"
Xu Mu smiled coldly in his heart, then stretched out his hand, and all the guards of the Xizilou who surrounded him fell on their heads.
Xu Mu sent a voice transmission to the crowed beauty wearing a veil, "Baby, it's your turn to play, make a quick move, that is, accidentally, caught off guard, suddenly fell to the ground but didn't fall down, pay attention, your face will Raise it up, shake the veil, reveal a seam, the outcropping idiot Shenlong Young Master on the third floor in front of the target direction, and don't forget the demeanor I taught you, temperament, temperament is the most important!"
The crowed beauty was very annoyed, but obediently said "Ouch", and then bent her body down, as if she was tripped by something.
He raised his head, and the scarf on his head fluttered automatically, facing the gap of Dingshenlong on the third floor, so that Dingshenlong saw the face behind the veil in an instant.
In an instant, the calm dragon became "fine"!
Ouch!
Where the hell did this beautiful girl come from? She is beautiful, wonderful, alluring, peerless, like a fairy descending from the earth, even better than that girl from Qingzhu.
Hahaha, after a catastrophe, there must be blessings!
Green bamboo can’t be eaten now, this beautiful girl, uncle, I contracted it today, don’t let anyone fucking grab it from me.
(For the sake of not eating or sleeping when I come home, I would like to ask for a recommendation, and thank you for [Changing for you] 200 rewards, thanks for [-] 399 rewards, and thanks for [pen refill] 100 rewards, Thank you! Well, during the day, I will sleep and type again, and I will not go to work during the day tomorrow! Everyone is anxious!)
(End of this chapter)
Although Yaya has not been in contact with Xu Mu for a long time, she knows this guy very well.
Not to mention that after knowing Xu Mu's true identity, he has an instinctive fear of Xu Mu!
This expression.
the words.
This is ready to cheat people!
Forehead.
No, it's about getting pit crows!
"Brother Niu, what do you want to do? Don't come here."
Yaya saw Xu Mu approaching it, and screamed directly, the voice was sharp and absolutely high-decibel.
Xu Mu had a good attitude, and said with a smile, "Don't bark so loudly, it's not good to be heard by others!"
The bad thoughts in Yaya's heart became more and more intense, and she couldn't help but said, "I am a showman but not a person, you don't want to touch my body, Brother Niu, there are so many idiots in the world, don't cheat me !"
Xu Mu smiled and said, "Don't worry, how could I cheat you, I just want you to help me, please help me, don't worry!"
Yaya was still very vigilant and asked, "What's the matter?"
Xu Mu looked Yaya up and down a few times, and Yaya's feathers were about to stand on end.
"It's very simple, can't you transform, I just used your skill!"
Yaya looked relieved.
It turned out to be transformation, this is not a trivial matter for Master Yaya, so easy.
Yaya stroked the feathers around his neck proudly, and said, "Haha, tell me, what do you want me to be? Fat or thin, tall or short?"
Xu Mu smiled and said, "Be taller, have a hotter figure, and have a more superb appearance. To put it simply, you will become a beautiful girl!"
Ga?
Yaya was a little dazed, and burst into tears instantly.
Sure enough, brother Niu is still cheating me, you big cheater, let me become a woman?Bastard, I am a male, a male, with handles, how can I become a woman?
"no!"
Yaya refused with righteous words.
Xu Mu said leisurely, "A love movie! An action movie!"
Yaya looked disdainful.
Xu Mu continued leisurely, "A love story with fur! An action movie!"
Crow's eyeballs rolled.
Xu Mu sighed, "A love story with a crow! An action movie!"
Yaya screamed suddenly, "How can one one be enough? The uncle wants ten, no, one hundred!"
Xu Mu sneered, "Your sister, a torrent search device I bought almost crashed with a crow, you want a hundred more? Don't be too greedy, a crow with a crow, Nine love actions of other races, whether you want love or not, hehe, let me remind you, my Tathagata palm is coming soon!"
Yaya shrank her neck, and muttered unwillingly, "Deal!"
Xu Mu grinned, "That's right, just look at the power of a crow with fur, love across races is exciting, um, change quickly!"
Yaya took a deep breath, chanting an unknown spell, and in the blink of an eye, a tall and fiery "big beauty" appeared in front of Xu Mu.
And Xu Mu was directly dumbfounded.
After a while, Xu Mu cursed, "Damn it, you are fucking wool. Is this a beauty? Why do you still have feathers on your body?"
Yaya was furious, "She is hairless and bald, what a beauty!"
Xu Mu rolled his eyes angrily, "Get rid of the hair!"
"Don't go!"
"Buddha's Palm!"
"."
"Damn, the hair is gone, why is the mouth sticking out?"
"Hmph, no sharp mouth, why?"
"Bone-melting palm!"
"."
"That's right, huh? Wait, shit, tail? Your uncle, why is there a tail behind his ass?"
long after
Xu Mu looked at the tall, hot, beautiful woman with a proud figure and a beautiful face, nodded in satisfaction, and said with relief, "Yes, yes, it seems that the handheld computer I gave you was not in vain, at least this I can give you [-]% for your looks, if you are going to make a small movie, it would be crazy to sell it on CD!"
Crow's "beauty" showed an angry expression, but for the love with the crow! 1 Action movie, Mr. Yaya, we can bear it.
"Very well, put this veil on!"
Xu Mu bought a top-quality veil from the store and threw it to Yaya beauty, Yaya put it on reluctantly, watched Xu Mu humming a little song, turned around and left, stomped his little feet angrily, and chased after her.
Xizilou.
This is a place for fireworks that no world lacks.
And Xizilou can be called the heaven and earth in Xu Mu's previous life, and it is very famous in Dingshen City. The chicks in it are all warriors, and their cultivation levels are not low. , attracted many younger generations of Dingshenyuan to flock to it.
At this very moment, the Xizilou was full of people.
Because today is the day Xizilou Yuehuakui leaves the pavilion.
This "coming out of the pavilion" also means that from now on, Yue Huakui will step down from the altar and become a good person. Of course, this kindness is only for one person. When the auspicious time comes, whoever bids the highest will follow whoever , Since then, the name of Oiran has been removed.
The top VIP room on the third floor.
Ding Shenlong sat in front of the room window, scanning the stage below with a gloomy expression, drinking "Xue Zhongfei" restlessly.
There were many beauties from Xizilou serving in the room, but it could be seen that Young Master Shenlong was in a bad mood, so no one dared to speak out.
There is another reason that makes it difficult for the beautiful girls to speak, and that is the appearance of the calm dragon at this time.
As for the face, although the swelling has subsided, it can still be seen that it was so swollen like a half-pulled pig's head.
This guy was beaten!
Who the hell would dare to talk to him, maybe he slapped him before he finished speaking.
Suddenly, the door opened, and a young man walked in with a bitter expression. Ding Shenlong glanced at him and asked indifferently, "How is the investigation going?"
The young man panicked, "Young master, I sent all my brothers to investigate, but there is no trace of Wang Xiaohammer!"
"asshole!"
Gritting his teeth calmly, he suddenly swept everything on the table to the ground and shouted, "Continue to investigate!"
"Yes Yes!"
Cold sweat gushed out of the young man's face, but he didn't dare to wipe it off, so he quickly backed out.
Ding Shenlong's face was gloomy, and his eyes were full of killing intent.
Bastard Wang Xiaohammer!
Damn Wang Xiaohammer!
Damn Wang Xiaohammer!
You fucked me up to death, do you know that?I was not only tortured by that old lady Youruo Patriarch, but also severely taught by a group of old guys from Dingshenzong. Now I still have the power of Youruo madwoman in my body, tortured me to death!
Miss me, my young master Shenlong, when did I suffer such a useless attitude!
"You'd better pray that I don't find you, otherwise, I will let you not live, not die!"
Ding Shenlong roared wildly in his heart.
Glancing at the beauties in the room, he frowned and said, "What are you still doing? Why don't you pack up and put on again? A bunch of idiots!"
The beauties were aggrieved, but they still hurriedly cleaned up and ordered the servants outside the room to change tables.
Ding Shenlong snorted softly and asked, "When will Yue Huakui leave the pavilion? What time is it, why hasn't it started yet?"
A beautiful girl whispered, "Young Master Shenlong, wait a moment, we will be here soon!"
"You Xizilou is troublesome!"
Ding Shenlong was a little dissatisfied, if this Xizilou was not opened by a descendant of an old guy from Ding Shenzong, he would have turned upside down a long time ago!
"Haha, Shenlong is waiting anxiously, right?"
The room opened again, and at the same time, a loud laugh sounded.
Ding Shenlong looked at it, twitched the corner of his mouth, and said, "Liu Liu, you know how to whet people's appetite!"
The sixth child is a middle-aged man, but his cultivation has reached the first level of the human fairyland. Hearing this, he smiled and sat opposite the Ding Shenlong, and said with a smile, "Don't worry, don't worry, Yue Lian is my treasure, and on the day of her leaving the cabinet, I have to do it specially!"
"she is mine!"
The Ding Shenlong opened his mouth firmly.
The middle-aged man narrowed his eyes and smiled noncommittally.
Suddenly, there were angry shouts from the lobby outside.
"asshole!"
"You dare to break into Xizilou without a house number, you don't want to live anymore?"
"Hmph, courting death!"
Bing Pong Pong
"oops!"
"My hands are broken, broken, broken!"
"What a crazy boy, hurry up and ask for a guardian!"
The middle-aged man's eyes flashed fiercely, and he shouted softly, "There are still people who dare to make trouble in Lao Tzu's territory, how impatient they are!"
Ding Shenlong looked down through the window, saw the young man standing leisurely in the lobby, surrounded by people, but calmly, said with a smile, "Old Six, be careful not to stumble, almost all the strong men who are looking for my father are here. Maybe there will be someone you can't afford to offend!"
The middle-aged man's expression froze, his eyes looked at the young man in the lobby, and he was silent in thought.
In the lobby, Xu Mu's eyes scanned and scanned for a long time, and finally, he saw the Ding Shenlong who was preparing to watch a big show on the third floor.
"Your sister, you hid there, and finally found you!"
Xu Mu smiled coldly in his heart, then stretched out his hand, and all the guards of the Xizilou who surrounded him fell on their heads.
Xu Mu sent a voice transmission to the crowed beauty wearing a veil, "Baby, it's your turn to play, make a quick move, that is, accidentally, caught off guard, suddenly fell to the ground but didn't fall down, pay attention, your face will Raise it up, shake the veil, reveal a seam, the outcropping idiot Shenlong Young Master on the third floor in front of the target direction, and don't forget the demeanor I taught you, temperament, temperament is the most important!"
The crowed beauty was very annoyed, but obediently said "Ouch", and then bent her body down, as if she was tripped by something.
He raised his head, and the scarf on his head fluttered automatically, facing the gap of Dingshenlong on the third floor, so that Dingshenlong saw the face behind the veil in an instant.
In an instant, the calm dragon became "fine"!
Ouch!
Where the hell did this beautiful girl come from? She is beautiful, wonderful, alluring, peerless, like a fairy descending from the earth, even better than that girl from Qingzhu.
Hahaha, after a catastrophe, there must be blessings!
Green bamboo can’t be eaten now, this beautiful girl, uncle, I contracted it today, don’t let anyone fucking grab it from me.
(For the sake of not eating or sleeping when I come home, I would like to ask for a recommendation, and thank you for [Changing for you] 200 rewards, thanks for [-] 399 rewards, and thanks for [pen refill] 100 rewards, Thank you! Well, during the day, I will sleep and type again, and I will not go to work during the day tomorrow! Everyone is anxious!)
(End of this chapter)
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