The strongest protagonist system

Chapter 549 I really want to smoke him, what should I do?
Xu Mu's voice just fell.

The middle-aged cultivator who was drowsy in sleep immediately woke up with a jolt.

What?Do you want to be a glorious city guard soldier?
Honourable…

City guard soldiers?
Grass, in Tiandi City, the city guards are a group of dispensable existences, with the Emperor of Heaven sitting in town, do you still need the city guards to dry eggs?In addition to bragging on the city wall every day at work, you just stroll back and forth, what?Discipline is lax, will there be danger?Hahaha, this sentence is really funny.

When did the City Guards become fucking glorious warriors?
Brother, are you here to be funny?

The middle-aged monk didn't know how many roars flashed in his heart at this moment, but even if he didn't dare to think it, the middle-aged monk had a faint sense of pride spontaneously.

Once upon a time, he also admired the city guard army, but he didn't know that the city guard army was such a dispensable group of people until he joined the city guard army.

If the establishment of the heavenly court is a hand, the city guard is the little fingernail on that little little finger!
Several other monks in the registration office straightened their backs, their eyes shining brightly.

This guy, if you say that their city guards are here to find fault, isn't this guy talking ironically?

Xu Mu knocked on the table again, blinking and asked, "Brother, are you recruiting people here? If you want to recruit people, I'll sign up!"

The middle-aged monk took a deep breath, stretched his head forward, and said in a deep voice, "Fellow Daoist, do you really want to join the City Guard Army? It's not that you made a mistake, you want to join the Heavenly Court Guard?"

Xu Mu curled his lips and smiled.

Then he waved his hand, and said in a dignified manner, "Oh, the Heavenly Court Guards? It sounds good, it's guards, but it's ugly, it's a bunch of dog legs. What I despise the most is them, relying on their master, Domineering and oppressing ordinary monks, they are actually the moths of the heavens, the disgrace of the heavens, they are not like our city guards, silently defending the city of the emperor of heaven, but what did we say? There is nothing, during the day, we are On the city wall, we can see the hustle and bustle. At night, we are still standing on the city wall, looking into the distance at night, carefully preparing to sacrifice our lives to defend the Heavenly Emperor City. This is a hero, not a fake hero like the Heavenly Guards!"

"I just want to join the city guards. If you let me join the heavenly guards, please let me die!"

Xu Mu was impassioned.

The middle-aged monk was dumbfounded.

The other city guards at the registration office were stunned.

Hold the grass!I wipe!I have a big rub!It turns out... so there is such a big difference between us and the Heavenly Court Guards!
That's right!That's it!What shit Heavenly Guards?Do they know how big the city is?Do they know how many monks come in and how many monks go out of the city in a day?They just know how to eat, drink, lazard, domineering, trough, a group of moths in the heaven, what the hell!

The middle-aged monk and others were excited, looking at Xu Mu with soft eyes.

Xu Mu smiled secretly, and said seriously, "Brothers, I don't know if I am qualified to join the City Guard Army? If not, please tell me, I will work hard to improve myself, even if I die, I will join the City Guard Army." Die on the road!"

Damn!

The eyes of the middle-aged monk turned red, and he roared hoarsely, "Qualifications? What qualifications do you need, brother, from now on, you are a glorious city guard soldier!"

Xu Mu looked relieved, "My lifelong wish has finally come true, congratulations!"

but.

At this moment, a loud sneer suddenly came from outside, "Hahaha, I laughed so hard, I really laughed so hard, I didn't expect to pass by here, and I heard such a funny joke, the glorious city Guard soldier? Pfft...hahahaha, it's so fucking funny!"

The expressions of the middle-aged monk and the other city guards immediately became gloomy.

"Xu Shaoan!"

The middle-aged monk almost squeezed three words out between his teeth.

"Yes, it's me!"

Xu Shaoan stepped into the registration office with strong sarcasm on his face, behind him were several members of the Heavenly Court Guards, all of them looked disdainful.

"Liu Mazi, what you said just now must be whispered. Fortunately, I heard it. If other people heard it, hahaha, wouldn't it be a lot of people's big teeth laughing on the spot?"

Xu Shaoan joked in a strange way.

The middle-aged monk Liu Mazi shouted angrily with a gloomy face, "Xu Shaoan, this is not the registration office for your Heavenly Guards, get out!"

Xu Shaoan flicked his sleeves, and said with a sneer, "Liu Mazi, I only call you Mazi Liu because I think highly of you. Come here, tell me to get out? What the hell are you?"

Liu Mazi took a deep breath, suppressed the rage in his heart, gritted his teeth and said, "What does Wang Dutong want to do?"

"I heard that the third team of your city guard army has brought in a batch of Jade Diamonds. That thing happens to be used by our king, so you know..."

Xu Shaoan smiled smugly, triumphantly.

Liu Mazi said angrily, "Those jade vajras were bought from the Heavenly Court warehouse by our third team at a great price. They are going to repair the city wall. What exactly do you Wang Dutong want?"

Xu Shaoan sneered, "Why do you care what we are all going to do? Quickly inform you all to get the goods. Wang Dutong said that this is a temporary loan. When we have the goods, we will return them to you!"

Liu Mazi laughed angrily, "Repay it? How much has your Heavenly Guards borrowed from our City Guards? When will you pay it back?"

Xu Shaoan's eyes were cold, and he sneered, "This is not something that you, Mazi Liu, can control. Don't talk nonsense, why, you don't want to give it? Well, I'll go and report to Wang Dutong, and when the time comes, Mr. Dutong will come in person Come on, hmph, when the time comes to see if all three of you are in charge, how can you obediently admit your cowardice!"

After Xu Shaoan finished speaking, he was about to leave.

Liu Mazi was in a hurry.

Every time my family met Wang Dutong, he was born to bow his head and look low-key. Seeing them, the city guards, he was very angry.

"You wait!"

Liu Mazi is now going to get the Jade King Kong.

He didn't intend to report to Dutong.

Because he knew that after he reported to Dutong, what else could Mr. Dutong do except lose his temper?
The Heavenly Court Guards have been suppressing the City Guards for many years. They say that the Guards have equal official positions and directly suppress the City Guards by one level!
There is no other result but self-inflicted humiliation.

Several city guards at the registration office were so angry that their livers trembled and their hearts trembled, they clenched their fists, and they really wanted to punch this damned Xu Shaoan hard on the face!
however.

Just when Liu Mazi had just turned around.

Xu Mu suddenly frowned and pointed at Xu Shaoan, and said dissatisfiedly, "Brother, who is this stupid? No matter how I look at it, I don't even speak it. I really want to smack him, what should I do?"

(End of this chapter)