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Chapter 556 Hold the Grass, So You Are a Pervert!
Chapter 556 Hold the Grass, So You Are a Pervert!
The city guards who didn't know the situation looked at the statue of the unknown god in a daze.
And Qi Tianzhao and others didn't have Daoming, they just looked at the statue of the unknown god seriously, with awe in their eyes.
"Brothers, please pay attention, you must be pious when dealing with this idol, and you must not have two hearts, otherwise, you will not be able to receive the blessing of the idol, and what's more, the magical effect I mentioned requires you to pay attention to Qiqi 49 Genius can, before that, the idol will have other blessings, you will know later!"
"One thing to note is that if the statue is placed here, it cannot be moved. Once it is moved, the effect will disappear, so..."
Xu Mu looked at Qi Tianzhao.
Qi Tianzhao understood, and said in a deep voice, "I'll set up a magic circle around the statue later, Brother Hua, don't worry, from now on, the surroundings of the statue are forbidden areas, anyone who dares to approach it will die!"
Xu Mu laughed and said, "Then there will be Lao Qi!"
Qi Tianzhao sighed, "Brother Hua is unparalleled in loyalty, we are the ones who need to be thanked!"
Xu Mu waved his hand, "Not much to say, let's have a try, you all sit down, stare at the god statue, after devout worship, practice a little more, I believe, you will understand everything!"
Qi Tianzhao sat cross-legged as he waited for the goods.
Staring at the nameless statue, they worshiped and prayed devoutly, and began to practice.
After a long time, Qi Tianzhao opened his eyes first, and said in shock, "Practice speed..."
The rest also opened their eyes and roared again and again.
"Surge!"
"At least [-]% more!"
"My God, it's horrible!"
"I'm already dying to see that magical effect, hahaha!"
"Brother Hua, thank you for your kindness. Whatever happens in the future, brothers will go through fire and water, and they will do whatever they want!"
"That's right! This kindness is too great, I will write it down!"
The commanders of the city guards saluted Xu Mu excitedly.
Xu Mu turned around, waved his hands and said with a wry smile, "I can't bear this, brothers, you are still cultivating here, I will go out for a while, and when I come to Tiandi City, I will go straight to our city guards!" Here we are, we haven't had a good time shopping yet!"
After finishing speaking, Xu Mu slipped away.
Qi Tianzhao and others who watched were filled with emotion.
"Good brother!"
"Brother Hua is so open-minded!"
"I didn't say anything, this brother thinks it's worth it!"
"We must work hard, show the idiots of the guards, when the time comes, our cultivation base will be higher than them, let's see how arrogant they are!"
"Well, guys, look at them..."
One of them all pointed at the city guards who were all around in a daze, and said with a wry smile, "Should we let them worship too?"
Qi Tianzhao was silent for a while, and sighed, "Brother Hua is unparalleled in loyalty, and we can't be stingy, let all brothers come together! Blessed, we must share! After we feel the blessings of the gods, we will also notify the commander. Time, Brother Hua's achievements are endless!"
After finishing speaking, Qi Tianzhao followed the city guards to introduce the miraculous features of the unnamed god statue. Immediately, Xu Mu was overwhelmed by the surging respect.
...
...
Let's talk about Xu Mu.
After leaving Nantianmen, Xu Mu identified the direction and headed straight to the west.
On the way, the pig demon jumped out, and the petite pig demon jumped onto Xu Mu's shoulder.
"Boy Xu, what are you trying to do? Make yourself look like a magic stick, who are you trying to fool?"
The pig demon is very interested.
Xu Mu was furious, "Where did you go just now?"
The pig demon chuckled, and said proudly, "Go out for a walk, and pick a few wild flowers by the way!"
Xu Mu sneered, "It must have been stepped on!"
The pig demon was not angry, but returned to the topic just now, and asked, "Hurry up, tell me, who are you trying to trick?"
Where am I just cheating someone, I want to cheat someone!
Xu Mu muttered in his heart, and ignored the pig demon.
Gradually, Xu Mu's eyes became fixed, and he looked at a huge house in the west city.
The owner of this house must have a great background to settle down in Tiandi City.
And here is the place where the golden line array is placed.
Xu Mu stood near the house and looked at it for a while, then suddenly stopped a passing monk and asked, "Brother, ask, who owns this house?"
The cultivator was held back by Xu Mu and was furious. He was about to explode, but as Xu Mu moved all his strength, the cultivator suddenly peed in fright, and hurriedly bowed and said, "Senior... Senior, this is Li Tiantong Li from the Heavenly Court Guard. An adult's house!"
Heaven Guard Li Tiantong?
The corner of Xu Mu's mouth couldn't help but curl up.
Uncle, this is really a coincidence, now we are one of the big city management, the most crooked is the Heavenly Court Guards.
"What is Li Tiantong's job?"
Xu Mu asked.
The monk was dumbfounded, "Senior, you don't know Mr. Li Tiantong?"
Xu Mu frowned.
The monk took a breath, and said quickly, "Master Li is the commander of the guards, and he is very popular with the Fifth Prince, and he is a celebrity in front of the Fifth Prince's eyes! It's just that he is bloodthirsty, and no one in the Heavenly Emperor City doesn't know his!"
"That's it...you go first!"
Letting go of the monk, the monk fled as if he had received an amnesty, until he was far away, he was cold and frenzied, but he was really scared to death just now.
"Damn, it's so cute!"
The monk patted his chest and sighed with lingering fear.
He was only one step away from offending that terrifying monk. At this moment, the monk made a decision in his heart. From now on, whenever someone asks for directions, he will answer honestly. Good will be rewarded, hehehe.
Xu Mu stared at the courtyard for a while, and then took out a jade slip unhurriedly.
Inside, there is a handbook for the city guards. What Xu Mu read is some taboos in Tiandi City.
Xu Mu slapped the jade slip, and then said to the pig demon on his shoulder, "Brother Pig, I have a task for you!"
The demon pig rolled his eyes, "Oh?"
Xu Mupi smiled and said, "There are benefits, such as Diao Chan's moving picture, do you want it? That is one of the four beauties I told you..."
The pig demon swallowed, "What's the matter, tell me!"
Xu Mu chuckled, "On the way here, I saw a prince's mansion, and I don't know which prince it belongs to. You are like this...so..."
Xu Mu's voice transmission was half audible.
The pig demon stared at Xu Mu with wide eyes, and said with a look of disgust, "Hold the grass, Xu boy, I underestimated you, so you are a pervert!"
Xu Mu rolled his eyes, "Do it or not!"
The pig demon gritted his teeth and stretched out his claws, "Get the reward first!"
Xu Mu opened his hand to hold a tablet, pressed the button, and Diao Chan appeared on the screen saver, walking gracefully like a lotus flower out of water...
"Ow..."
A certain pig howled and slipped away holding the tablet.
Xu Mu looked at the back of the pig demon leaving, and sneered, "Hmph, you're so excited just by a mere animation, if I show you the Cang on the tablet! 1 Teacher AVI collection, you can't help but look up!" Three years!"
(End of this chapter)
The city guards who didn't know the situation looked at the statue of the unknown god in a daze.
And Qi Tianzhao and others didn't have Daoming, they just looked at the statue of the unknown god seriously, with awe in their eyes.
"Brothers, please pay attention, you must be pious when dealing with this idol, and you must not have two hearts, otherwise, you will not be able to receive the blessing of the idol, and what's more, the magical effect I mentioned requires you to pay attention to Qiqi 49 Genius can, before that, the idol will have other blessings, you will know later!"
"One thing to note is that if the statue is placed here, it cannot be moved. Once it is moved, the effect will disappear, so..."
Xu Mu looked at Qi Tianzhao.
Qi Tianzhao understood, and said in a deep voice, "I'll set up a magic circle around the statue later, Brother Hua, don't worry, from now on, the surroundings of the statue are forbidden areas, anyone who dares to approach it will die!"
Xu Mu laughed and said, "Then there will be Lao Qi!"
Qi Tianzhao sighed, "Brother Hua is unparalleled in loyalty, we are the ones who need to be thanked!"
Xu Mu waved his hand, "Not much to say, let's have a try, you all sit down, stare at the god statue, after devout worship, practice a little more, I believe, you will understand everything!"
Qi Tianzhao sat cross-legged as he waited for the goods.
Staring at the nameless statue, they worshiped and prayed devoutly, and began to practice.
After a long time, Qi Tianzhao opened his eyes first, and said in shock, "Practice speed..."
The rest also opened their eyes and roared again and again.
"Surge!"
"At least [-]% more!"
"My God, it's horrible!"
"I'm already dying to see that magical effect, hahaha!"
"Brother Hua, thank you for your kindness. Whatever happens in the future, brothers will go through fire and water, and they will do whatever they want!"
"That's right! This kindness is too great, I will write it down!"
The commanders of the city guards saluted Xu Mu excitedly.
Xu Mu turned around, waved his hands and said with a wry smile, "I can't bear this, brothers, you are still cultivating here, I will go out for a while, and when I come to Tiandi City, I will go straight to our city guards!" Here we are, we haven't had a good time shopping yet!"
After finishing speaking, Xu Mu slipped away.
Qi Tianzhao and others who watched were filled with emotion.
"Good brother!"
"Brother Hua is so open-minded!"
"I didn't say anything, this brother thinks it's worth it!"
"We must work hard, show the idiots of the guards, when the time comes, our cultivation base will be higher than them, let's see how arrogant they are!"
"Well, guys, look at them..."
One of them all pointed at the city guards who were all around in a daze, and said with a wry smile, "Should we let them worship too?"
Qi Tianzhao was silent for a while, and sighed, "Brother Hua is unparalleled in loyalty, and we can't be stingy, let all brothers come together! Blessed, we must share! After we feel the blessings of the gods, we will also notify the commander. Time, Brother Hua's achievements are endless!"
After finishing speaking, Qi Tianzhao followed the city guards to introduce the miraculous features of the unnamed god statue. Immediately, Xu Mu was overwhelmed by the surging respect.
...
...
Let's talk about Xu Mu.
After leaving Nantianmen, Xu Mu identified the direction and headed straight to the west.
On the way, the pig demon jumped out, and the petite pig demon jumped onto Xu Mu's shoulder.
"Boy Xu, what are you trying to do? Make yourself look like a magic stick, who are you trying to fool?"
The pig demon is very interested.
Xu Mu was furious, "Where did you go just now?"
The pig demon chuckled, and said proudly, "Go out for a walk, and pick a few wild flowers by the way!"
Xu Mu sneered, "It must have been stepped on!"
The pig demon was not angry, but returned to the topic just now, and asked, "Hurry up, tell me, who are you trying to trick?"
Where am I just cheating someone, I want to cheat someone!
Xu Mu muttered in his heart, and ignored the pig demon.
Gradually, Xu Mu's eyes became fixed, and he looked at a huge house in the west city.
The owner of this house must have a great background to settle down in Tiandi City.
And here is the place where the golden line array is placed.
Xu Mu stood near the house and looked at it for a while, then suddenly stopped a passing monk and asked, "Brother, ask, who owns this house?"
The cultivator was held back by Xu Mu and was furious. He was about to explode, but as Xu Mu moved all his strength, the cultivator suddenly peed in fright, and hurriedly bowed and said, "Senior... Senior, this is Li Tiantong Li from the Heavenly Court Guard. An adult's house!"
Heaven Guard Li Tiantong?
The corner of Xu Mu's mouth couldn't help but curl up.
Uncle, this is really a coincidence, now we are one of the big city management, the most crooked is the Heavenly Court Guards.
"What is Li Tiantong's job?"
Xu Mu asked.
The monk was dumbfounded, "Senior, you don't know Mr. Li Tiantong?"
Xu Mu frowned.
The monk took a breath, and said quickly, "Master Li is the commander of the guards, and he is very popular with the Fifth Prince, and he is a celebrity in front of the Fifth Prince's eyes! It's just that he is bloodthirsty, and no one in the Heavenly Emperor City doesn't know his!"
"That's it...you go first!"
Letting go of the monk, the monk fled as if he had received an amnesty, until he was far away, he was cold and frenzied, but he was really scared to death just now.
"Damn, it's so cute!"
The monk patted his chest and sighed with lingering fear.
He was only one step away from offending that terrifying monk. At this moment, the monk made a decision in his heart. From now on, whenever someone asks for directions, he will answer honestly. Good will be rewarded, hehehe.
Xu Mu stared at the courtyard for a while, and then took out a jade slip unhurriedly.
Inside, there is a handbook for the city guards. What Xu Mu read is some taboos in Tiandi City.
Xu Mu slapped the jade slip, and then said to the pig demon on his shoulder, "Brother Pig, I have a task for you!"
The demon pig rolled his eyes, "Oh?"
Xu Mupi smiled and said, "There are benefits, such as Diao Chan's moving picture, do you want it? That is one of the four beauties I told you..."
The pig demon swallowed, "What's the matter, tell me!"
Xu Mu chuckled, "On the way here, I saw a prince's mansion, and I don't know which prince it belongs to. You are like this...so..."
Xu Mu's voice transmission was half audible.
The pig demon stared at Xu Mu with wide eyes, and said with a look of disgust, "Hold the grass, Xu boy, I underestimated you, so you are a pervert!"
Xu Mu rolled his eyes, "Do it or not!"
The pig demon gritted his teeth and stretched out his claws, "Get the reward first!"
Xu Mu opened his hand to hold a tablet, pressed the button, and Diao Chan appeared on the screen saver, walking gracefully like a lotus flower out of water...
"Ow..."
A certain pig howled and slipped away holding the tablet.
Xu Mu looked at the back of the pig demon leaving, and sneered, "Hmph, you're so excited just by a mere animation, if I show you the Cang on the tablet! 1 Teacher AVI collection, you can't help but look up!" Three years!"
(End of this chapter)
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