Need for bragging system
Chapter 1033 - Cool under the crotch
Chapter 1033 - Cool down the crotch
"Hehe, little friend is really funny and humorous."
Hearing Wang Kai's bragging words, the middle-aged Taoist shook his head and smiled, naturally he would not believe it, and he was even more certain in his heart that Wang Kai was just exiled from the Kunlun Realm.
Otherwise, how could he define Kunlun as a hut?Where to squat?
There is obviously resentment in these words.
However, since Wang Kai didn't want to say it outright, the middle-aged Taoist wouldn't ask any more questions, as long as he knew what was in his mind.
As everyone knows, the guess of the middle-aged Taoist is completely wrong!
"Okay, don't yell there, since you are a formation master, quickly roll over and set up the formation, and send us all to Baizhen City. I still have to hurry." Wang Kai twisted Frowning, said rather impatiently.
hum!
In this regard, the middle-aged Taoist did not refuse at all, but prepared the teleportation formation in advance, and when he turned sideways and stretched out his hand to signal, it was clearly visible that circles of light blue light emerged from the ground.
"The formations are all set up? You have a bright future!" Wang Kai squinted his eyes, looking at the large octagonal formation on the ground, and couldn't help but be amazed.
First blocked himself here, and then arranged the teleportation array in advance.
Is there such a good thing in the world?
"Hehe, little friend and poor Taoist are both people of the same path, and they are the first people to be exiled from the Kunlun Realm in 1 years. We will naturally take care of each other." The middle-aged Taoist said with a faint smile, his expression , revealing the meaning of friendship.
Hearing this, the corner of Wang Kai's mouth twitched slightly, and he was also a fellow man, the first one to be exiled in 1 years...
It seems that this middle-aged man has a deep misunderstanding.
However, with the help of such formation mages, Wang Kai saved a lot of trouble, at least he didn't have to let the invisible giant go to Hundred Formation City.
"Hehe, this veteran's formation skills are so high. I don't know how strong Gu Zhen's son, Gu Tianyun, is known as the invincible formation mage in the Hundred Formation Domain? You really have to be more careful." Wang Kai narrowed his eyes and thought to himself.
"Wait, did you trust him that much?"
Just as Wang Kai greeted the invisible giant and the dog king, and was about to go to the place where the teleportation array was, Yi Shu's figure flashed and blocked Wang Kai.
Regarding this, the middle-aged Taoist in the distance smiled lightly, didn't say much, but waited there quietly.
"Why? How dare he lie to me?" Wang Kai said in a rather speechless manner, frowning.
"Don't forget, the formation master can teleport any strong person to the end of the continent invisibly! Even if you are an ancient sage, you can't change anything! Unless you are a formation master, you can see the power of this teleportation formation. Let's go!" Yi Shu said in a deep voice.
Hearing this, Wang Kai narrowed his eyes slightly, he really knew a little about formations, but his attainments were definitely not as high as this middle-aged Taoist.
Since he is not as tall as him, it is impossible to see the way the formation is about to be sent.
"Hey, it would be great if I could ignore the restriction of the formation now, and it wouldn't be such a trouble! Help me to see, is there anything unusual about this teleportation formation?"
In desperation, Wang Kai had to communicate with the system.
Formation matters can be cultivated at any time, and they can surpass this middle-aged Taoist, but Wang Kai doesn't want to practice.
After all, it needs to consume bragging points. Now that he is about to reach the Great Saint Realm, he will upgrade all the equipment on his body by then, but it may not be enough. How can he waste it at will?
"Host, the destination of this teleportation formation is the Hundred Formation City in the Hundred Formation Domain. This time, a total of 100 bragging points are consumed."
Hearing the reminder, Wang Kai shrugged his shoulders casually, and said with a rather indifferent smile: "This young master has already checked, this teleportation array is not threatening, and the place it is teleporting to is indeed Hundred Array City, don't worry, Ben No one is invincible with a small amount of formation skills."
"Congratulations to the host for successfully bragging, gaining 20000 experience, and bragging is worth 200 point."
checked?
Yi Shu's beautiful eyes froze when she heard the words, just now Wang Kai didn't do any inspection at all, just glanced there casually, could he see the mystery?
"Little friend is really powerful. No wonder he was expelled from the Kunlun Realm. As a formation breaker, he actually knows how to set up formations." The middle-aged Taoist suddenly smiled lightly, and his eyes flashed with brilliance.
"Fuck you, sir! This Young Master has already said that the mere Kunlun Realm is not capable of dealing with this Young Master. This Young Master came to the Chaos Realm entirely on his own wish!" Wang Kai frowned, impatiently cold Humph.
"Congratulations to the host for successfully bragging, gaining 20000 experience, and bragging is worth 200 point."
"Oh hehe, what little friend said is very true, it's the poor man who said something wrong."
In this regard, the middle-aged Taoist naturally wouldn't believe it, and still believed in his guess, and decided that Wang Kai was just exiled.
"This old man, he's such an idiot. Looking at that bear, it seems that no matter what this young master says, he has already recognized that I was exiled from the Kunlun Realm." Wang Kai's face was dark, and he was really speechless in his heart. .
"Let's find another way...Ah! What are you doing, let me go!"
Suddenly, before Yi Shu finished speaking, she was hugged by Wang Kai, and at the same time, her palms fumbled dishonestly, causing him to gasp and feel ashamed and indignant.
"Big man, Tai Er, let's go." Wang Kai said with a faint smile.
"Wang Wang Wang!"
"This dog king is here!"
Bang bang bang!
Immediately, amidst the sound of violent footsteps, the invisible giant ran over quickly, supporting the dog king.
"Uh...can't he be smaller? It's so huge, I'm afraid it won't be able to enter the teleportation formation. If we force it in, it may be difficult to reach the Hundred Formation City." Seeing this, the middle-aged Taoist turned slightly pale. said embarrassingly.
getting smaller?
Hearing this, Wang Kai frowned, and for a moment, he was also a little puzzled, and couldn't help asking: "Big man, can you become smaller?"
"Yes, after reaching the realm of sages, I can freely become bigger or smaller, hehehe, just getting smaller will consume energy and energy constantly." The invisible giant scratched his head and smiled.
hum!
While speaking, the invisible giant's figure has changed from a giant to the same height as a normal human being.
"Is it okay now?" Wang Kai frowned and said with a faint smile.
"Of course, everyone, please!"
The middle-aged Taoist waved his whisk and smiled softly as a signal.
"Wang Kai, you bastard! I've said it all, don't trust others, you just don't believe it!" Yi Shu clenched her silver teeth and scolded in an annoyed voice.
It is really that the method of the formation mage is too weird. It can be seen from the fact that Wang Kai couldn't see through the sea of fire at the beginning.
"Wang Wang Wang!"
"Don't worry, I have the dog king watching, if this old boy dares to pretend, I will bite off his words in one bite!" The dog king grinned, yelling full of threats .
"Uh……"
Hearing this, the middle-aged Taoist only felt a cold in his crotch, and was inexplicably afraid of the dog king.
Thanks for the rewards from a few fellow Taoists. It’s the Chinese New Year. Is it time to give out dog food?Hahaha, I wish you all a happy new year and all the best.
(End of this chapter)
"Hehe, little friend is really funny and humorous."
Hearing Wang Kai's bragging words, the middle-aged Taoist shook his head and smiled, naturally he would not believe it, and he was even more certain in his heart that Wang Kai was just exiled from the Kunlun Realm.
Otherwise, how could he define Kunlun as a hut?Where to squat?
There is obviously resentment in these words.
However, since Wang Kai didn't want to say it outright, the middle-aged Taoist wouldn't ask any more questions, as long as he knew what was in his mind.
As everyone knows, the guess of the middle-aged Taoist is completely wrong!
"Okay, don't yell there, since you are a formation master, quickly roll over and set up the formation, and send us all to Baizhen City. I still have to hurry." Wang Kai twisted Frowning, said rather impatiently.
hum!
In this regard, the middle-aged Taoist did not refuse at all, but prepared the teleportation formation in advance, and when he turned sideways and stretched out his hand to signal, it was clearly visible that circles of light blue light emerged from the ground.
"The formations are all set up? You have a bright future!" Wang Kai squinted his eyes, looking at the large octagonal formation on the ground, and couldn't help but be amazed.
First blocked himself here, and then arranged the teleportation array in advance.
Is there such a good thing in the world?
"Hehe, little friend and poor Taoist are both people of the same path, and they are the first people to be exiled from the Kunlun Realm in 1 years. We will naturally take care of each other." The middle-aged Taoist said with a faint smile, his expression , revealing the meaning of friendship.
Hearing this, the corner of Wang Kai's mouth twitched slightly, and he was also a fellow man, the first one to be exiled in 1 years...
It seems that this middle-aged man has a deep misunderstanding.
However, with the help of such formation mages, Wang Kai saved a lot of trouble, at least he didn't have to let the invisible giant go to Hundred Formation City.
"Hehe, this veteran's formation skills are so high. I don't know how strong Gu Zhen's son, Gu Tianyun, is known as the invincible formation mage in the Hundred Formation Domain? You really have to be more careful." Wang Kai narrowed his eyes and thought to himself.
"Wait, did you trust him that much?"
Just as Wang Kai greeted the invisible giant and the dog king, and was about to go to the place where the teleportation array was, Yi Shu's figure flashed and blocked Wang Kai.
Regarding this, the middle-aged Taoist in the distance smiled lightly, didn't say much, but waited there quietly.
"Why? How dare he lie to me?" Wang Kai said in a rather speechless manner, frowning.
"Don't forget, the formation master can teleport any strong person to the end of the continent invisibly! Even if you are an ancient sage, you can't change anything! Unless you are a formation master, you can see the power of this teleportation formation. Let's go!" Yi Shu said in a deep voice.
Hearing this, Wang Kai narrowed his eyes slightly, he really knew a little about formations, but his attainments were definitely not as high as this middle-aged Taoist.
Since he is not as tall as him, it is impossible to see the way the formation is about to be sent.
"Hey, it would be great if I could ignore the restriction of the formation now, and it wouldn't be such a trouble! Help me to see, is there anything unusual about this teleportation formation?"
In desperation, Wang Kai had to communicate with the system.
Formation matters can be cultivated at any time, and they can surpass this middle-aged Taoist, but Wang Kai doesn't want to practice.
After all, it needs to consume bragging points. Now that he is about to reach the Great Saint Realm, he will upgrade all the equipment on his body by then, but it may not be enough. How can he waste it at will?
"Host, the destination of this teleportation formation is the Hundred Formation City in the Hundred Formation Domain. This time, a total of 100 bragging points are consumed."
Hearing the reminder, Wang Kai shrugged his shoulders casually, and said with a rather indifferent smile: "This young master has already checked, this teleportation array is not threatening, and the place it is teleporting to is indeed Hundred Array City, don't worry, Ben No one is invincible with a small amount of formation skills."
"Congratulations to the host for successfully bragging, gaining 20000 experience, and bragging is worth 200 point."
checked?
Yi Shu's beautiful eyes froze when she heard the words, just now Wang Kai didn't do any inspection at all, just glanced there casually, could he see the mystery?
"Little friend is really powerful. No wonder he was expelled from the Kunlun Realm. As a formation breaker, he actually knows how to set up formations." The middle-aged Taoist suddenly smiled lightly, and his eyes flashed with brilliance.
"Fuck you, sir! This Young Master has already said that the mere Kunlun Realm is not capable of dealing with this Young Master. This Young Master came to the Chaos Realm entirely on his own wish!" Wang Kai frowned, impatiently cold Humph.
"Congratulations to the host for successfully bragging, gaining 20000 experience, and bragging is worth 200 point."
"Oh hehe, what little friend said is very true, it's the poor man who said something wrong."
In this regard, the middle-aged Taoist naturally wouldn't believe it, and still believed in his guess, and decided that Wang Kai was just exiled.
"This old man, he's such an idiot. Looking at that bear, it seems that no matter what this young master says, he has already recognized that I was exiled from the Kunlun Realm." Wang Kai's face was dark, and he was really speechless in his heart. .
"Let's find another way...Ah! What are you doing, let me go!"
Suddenly, before Yi Shu finished speaking, she was hugged by Wang Kai, and at the same time, her palms fumbled dishonestly, causing him to gasp and feel ashamed and indignant.
"Big man, Tai Er, let's go." Wang Kai said with a faint smile.
"Wang Wang Wang!"
"This dog king is here!"
Bang bang bang!
Immediately, amidst the sound of violent footsteps, the invisible giant ran over quickly, supporting the dog king.
"Uh...can't he be smaller? It's so huge, I'm afraid it won't be able to enter the teleportation formation. If we force it in, it may be difficult to reach the Hundred Formation City." Seeing this, the middle-aged Taoist turned slightly pale. said embarrassingly.
getting smaller?
Hearing this, Wang Kai frowned, and for a moment, he was also a little puzzled, and couldn't help asking: "Big man, can you become smaller?"
"Yes, after reaching the realm of sages, I can freely become bigger or smaller, hehehe, just getting smaller will consume energy and energy constantly." The invisible giant scratched his head and smiled.
hum!
While speaking, the invisible giant's figure has changed from a giant to the same height as a normal human being.
"Is it okay now?" Wang Kai frowned and said with a faint smile.
"Of course, everyone, please!"
The middle-aged Taoist waved his whisk and smiled softly as a signal.
"Wang Kai, you bastard! I've said it all, don't trust others, you just don't believe it!" Yi Shu clenched her silver teeth and scolded in an annoyed voice.
It is really that the method of the formation mage is too weird. It can be seen from the fact that Wang Kai couldn't see through the sea of fire at the beginning.
"Wang Wang Wang!"
"Don't worry, I have the dog king watching, if this old boy dares to pretend, I will bite off his words in one bite!" The dog king grinned, yelling full of threats .
"Uh……"
Hearing this, the middle-aged Taoist only felt a cold in his crotch, and was inexplicably afraid of the dog king.
Thanks for the rewards from a few fellow Taoists. It’s the Chinese New Year. Is it time to give out dog food?Hahaha, I wish you all a happy new year and all the best.
(End of this chapter)
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