Journey to the West: It turns out that I have long been detached from the avenue

Chapter 156 Don't slap me in the face...

Taiqing Laozi naturally knew that the Master Tongtian had returned the Primordial Purple Qi to the Dao of Heaven, and the Dao Fruit of the Saint had also been shattered.

Therefore, he is not a sage of heaven.

but……

Who said there are only heavenly saints?
Like the sage Taotie last time, isn't he a sage?Although he is not a sage of heaven, he is still a sage. Seniors wouldn't let Master Tongtian become that kind of sage, right?
Chen Tian fell down, shook his head and said: "Of course not, the Master Tongtian has already sent the Primordial Purple Qi into the space of the Dao of Heaven. He is a Hunyuan Daluo Jinxian, not a saint of the Dao of Heaven."

Taiqing Laozi nodded upon hearing this.

Then he concentrated on chess with Chen Tianxia, ​​and he found that the more concentrated he was, the more the three thousand ways of wandering in the world of the chessboard were revealed!

Therefore, Taiqing Laozi didn't dare to take it too seriously, and immediately concentrated on it.

Taiqing Lao Tzu already knew that Master Tongtian was in seclusion, so he came here to find Chen Tian openly and get a chance.

After all, there are not a few people who have obtained opportunities in this chessboard world, even his teacher, the ancestor Hongjun, has obtained opportunities in this chessboard world.

……

In this way, when the lunar star illuminates the entire prehistoric world, and then recedes, the sun star rises from the east, rendering the prehistoric land a blood red...and then golden red.

"Let's go, maybe senior will update the first episode at night." Zhu Bajie said looking at the four people lying on the grass.

Anyway, there are no mortals here, and nothing will happen if you lie on the ground.

So, the four of Tang Sanzang lay flat!Just waiting for Chen Tian's "Feng Shen Bang", "Nezha: The Devil Boy Comes into the World" and "Gourd Baby" to be released.

"Amitabha, Bajie~ I'm telling you something." Tang Sanzang sighed for a long time, lying down and looking at the blue sky above, and said, "I want to ask for leave today, I've been busy for so long. I’m tired of being a teacher, so give yourself a day off for my teacher! You have it too! Go wherever you want.”

"Lazy master~ I'm just waiting for seniors to release "Fengshen Bang"." Monk Sha is just like Tang Sanzang...

"I don't want to leave either, I'm so tired." Little Bailong stretched, Emma, ​​why is the sky so tender and beautiful today?

"Me too!"

The corners of Zhu Bajie's mouth twitched slightly when he heard these four dreamless words...

Depend on!
Am I a pig, or are you pigs?ah?

Shouldn't this kind of thing be asked?When will you steal my old pig's job?
"you……"

Ding ding ding...! !

Just when Zhu Bajie was about to educate these four people who were lazier than Zhu Bajie, the cell phones of the five people suddenly rang.

Everyone saw it, yo, "Nezha: The Devil Boy Comes into the World" appeared, but "Feng Shen Bang" and "Gourd Baby" did not come out until 07:30 in the evening.

"Okay, Bajie~ Don't make a fuss about me as a teacher. I want to observe the master's masterpiece now. You can go to Kongkong." Tang Sanzang waved his hand directly at Zhu Bajie when he saw it.

"I'm traveling to the west. My name is Sun Wukong. I'm looking at Nezha. I'm going to hide." After Sun Wukong finished speaking, he really went underground...

"..." Zhu Bajie.

Damn, isn't that just being lazy?Grandpa Pig will too!
This is Grandpa Pig's strength, how can I compare with Grandpa Pig?

……

And all sentient beings also know that "Nezha: The Devil Boy Comes into the World" has come out, and everyone crowds around to watch it.

So are many children.

After all, there is no such thing in the world. At most, there are operas in Datang, and this is the first time there is such a thing.

heaven.

"Xiaotiangou, where's the second brother?" Nezha asked while sitting in front of the Nantian Gate, looking at the Xiaotiangou who came to the heaven.

"My master is in Guanjiangkou, what's the matter?" Xiao Tiangou asked.

Nezha shook his head after hearing this, and said, "It's all right."

"Hey, isn't it just a video about you~" Xiaotiangou came to him and smiled while holding Nezha's shoulder.

Xiaotiangou naturally knew what was on Nezha's mind. After all, in the heavenly court, he had a good relationship with Yang Jian. Even if he was his biological father, he hated him to the bone.

"Watch together?" Nezha asked blankly.

"Uh... well..." Xiao Tiangou looked at Nezha in this state, why is he a bit square?Hope nothing happens...

As for the heavenly soldiers and generals guarding the Nantianmen?Nezha had already dismissed him.

"Wow...!!!"

The golden mirror appeared in front of the two, and this scene also appeared everywhere in the world!
Monster clan, underworld, Buddhist clan, human race, witch clan, dragon clan, etc., hundreds of millions of creatures are holding mobile phones, and the golden mirror appears in front of them.

If this fucking is released in theaters according to the modern style, it must have a box office of hundreds of millions!
Chen Tian made a lot of money directly!But Chen Tian doesn't care about those things, after all, he is a fairy, why do he still care about money?
"The innate aura of heaven and earth, after thousands of years, has gathered into a Hunyuan bead. He greedily sucked the innate aura of heaven and earth, but the aura he absorbed was too mixed, the aura and devil energy were entangled, and good and evil were not distinguished. My junior brother and I came to subdue him..."

Suddenly, a voice sounded from the golden mirror.

Then a fat man riding a pig appeared in the golden mirror!
"Yes! Jie is me! The real Taiyi who is admired by thousands of people! Although I am a little baby fat, but...it can't hide my compelling handsomeness!!" The fat man got off the pig, twisted his enchanting figure, and went to the show with TM Same……

"puff……"

"I???"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

……

In an instant, everyone in the world was stunned, even those who knew what Taiyi Daoist looked like, they were stunned for a moment!Then he covered his belly and laughed.

Is this the disciple of the saint?
This is the Twelve Golden Immortals? ?

Is this the master of Nezha, the great god of the Santan Haihui? ?
Why is it a fat man? ?
Even Daoist Taiyi was stupefied at the moment, and then looked at himself, at his face, not fat, but rather handsome, this face... Alas, the dream lover of millions of women can't be overstated, right?
Why did the seniors uglify us so much?
But he can't help it. Could it be possible to mess with Chen Tian?His master Yuanshi Tianzun didn't even dare to do it...

"Hey, you bastard, how dare you ruin my handsome face?" In the golden mirror, the Hunyuan Pearl blasted the real Taiyi away with his fist, and the real Taiyi came towards the Hunyuan Pearl furiously.

"You fight, you fight~" Daoist Taiyi held Hunyuanzhu's arms and let Fuchen tie them up and said.

"Boom...boom boom boom...!!"

Then...then Hunyuanzhu actually grew four arms!

Then just looking at Taiyi real person...

"Hehehe..." Daoist Taiyi gave a wry smile, then said weakly, "Don't slap your face...is it worth it?"

"Boom boom boom..."

Then there was a burst of Hunyuanzhu beating wildly, and it hit Daoist Taiyi in the face, making all living beings in the wild world laugh.

Even a taciturn person like Yuanshi Tianzun panicked.

When did our apprentice dog become such a sand sculpture? ?

(End of this chapter)