Salted Fish of Super Seminary

Chapter 149 Can't You Be Gay?

Chapter 147

Yun Yang and Lao Li wandered on the road, looking at pedestrians with reassuring smiles.

"Boy Yun, how are you doing? Do you think it's worthwhile to risk your life on the front line?"

Hearing Lao Li's words, Yun Yang touched his nose.

"It's pretty good, but it's not about sacrificing one's life."

"Huh? Then you are also a person who died once for the motherland, so don't underestimate yourself."

Lao Li stopped walking and his voice was serious.

Seeing Lao Li's serious appearance, Yun Yang couldn't help being taken aback, and whispered.

"It's not as great as you said, I was a little swollen that time, and the wave was too much."

After finishing speaking, Yun Yang was slapped severely by Lao Li. Although it didn't hurt, he still looked at the murderer with aggrieved eyes.

"You risked your life and were attacked for the sake of your comrades-in-arms, understand?"

Old Li stared at Yun Yang with hatred.

"I……"

"Um?!"

Seeing Lao Li blowing his beard and staring, Yun Yang seemed to understand something, and couldn't help laughing.

"Uncle, I'm a super soldier, God, it's useless to give me these rights and the like, and Ge Xiaolun is the main god of the Milky Way recognized by the gods of the universe and cannot be changed, so I might as well be a salted fish happily , anyway, I will definitely not lack honorary things, so."

Yun Yang didn't say what happened next, but Lao Li definitely understood.

Sure enough, Lao Li was silent for a while, then smiled, and there was some relief in the laughter.

"That's right. You are different from us. You really don't need to care about rights. Then I don't care about these things. Let's talk about other things."

Yun Yang showed a relaxed smile, because he was really afraid that Lao Li would let him climb up desperately, and he really couldn't do it.

Now that there is no worry in this regard, Yun Yang also asked in a relaxed tone.

"Other? What else?"

A kind smile suddenly appeared on Lao Li's resolute face, and he spoke.

"My grandson..."

Before Lao Li finished speaking, Yun Yang realized that this topic could not be discussed as soon as he opened his mouth.

He ran to a supermarket quickly, and now Lao Li was so angry that he raised his finger at Yun Yang and was speechless.

Not long after, Yun Yang came back with two bottles of mineral water, and eagerly unscrewed them for Lao Li.

Lao Li reached out to pick it up, and the words came out of his mouth.

"I..."

When Yun Yang heard that this couldn't be done, he put the water pestle to Lao Li's mouth and said abruptly.

"Uncle, after talking so much, I must be thirsty."

Old Li's face darkened involuntarily, he took a sip of water and spoke again.

"I……"

However, Yun Yang quickly opened a pack of cigarettes and stuffed them into Lao Li's mouth.

"Uncle, I haven't smoked for a long time, here is one."

Lao Li also felt uncomfortable when the words were held in his mouth twice, so he lit his cigarette, took a deep puff, and was about to speak again.

Yun Yang's voice was heard.

"Boss! First come twenty skewers of big kidneys, five catties of mutton, ten skewers each, and two sticks of beer first."

Seeing Yun Yang sitting there with a playful smile on his face, Lao Li had no choice but to give him a hard look, and went to sit down.

While Yun Yang was chattering, the things he asked for began to be served on the table.

A little girl with a lolita face walked aside with a big tray, and looked at Yun Yang with inexplicable eyes while putting it on.

"Beauty, if you stare at me like this, you won't fall in love with me. I already have a girlfriend."

Yun Yang was a little embarrassed by the sight, so he had to fight the virus with fire and tease him a bit.

Unexpectedly, the girl looked at Yun Yang even more strangely, and finally put down the tray supporting her big waist, and said.

"It's so imaginary that I can't see you."

After finishing speaking, he walked away without looking back, which made Yun Yang a little confused.

And Lao Li's laughter also came from the side, and he was holding a kidney in his hand and shaking it at Yunyang.

At this time, Yun Yang also realized that the lover was treating her as her own to replenish her body.

Can this be tolerated?Well, everyone has left, so I have to endure this dumb loss.

Then he pulled the big waist in front of him.

"I ordered this for your grandson, and it's not for you."

Lao Li looked at Yun Yang in surprise, and then handed the one he had bitten to in front of Yun Yang.

"This is for you too, eat more and fuel yourself."

Yun Yang looked at the tooth mark, showing disgust.

"There's still saliva, don't."

Old Li couldn't help but his face darkened, he took a hard bite and said.

"You stinky boy."

When Yun Yang ate the third one, he couldn't take it anymore, his mouth tasted bad, and his face turned blue.

He pushed the tray in front of him back to the middle, and said embarrassingly.

"Uncle, let's eat together."

Lao Li put an edamame into his mouth and cast a sideways glance at Yun Yun.

"It's all for my grandson, and it's all yours."

"No, Uncle, a taste, eat together, eat together."

Yun Yang moved forward again, feeling a bit embarrassed.

"Wasting food is shameful, eat it quickly."

Lao Li looked at Yun Yang with a smile, and even ate a mutton skewer.

Just when Yun Yang reached out to take a mutton skewer to suppress the taste, Lao Li hit him with a stick, and he was so frightened that he quickly stopped.

"Eat it before you can eat anything else, hurry up, don't get ink stains."

Yun Yang opened his mouth, wanting to cry, so he had to pick up a big, flavorful kidney again, and took a hard bite.

He quickly chewed it twice before swallowing it, picked up the beer by the way, and took a sip.

Seeing this scene, Lao Li smiled with satisfaction and continued eating the mutton skewers.

Half an hour later, Yun Yang looked at the red and white thing lying in front of him, and there was still a trace of oil on the front.

Feel the churning in my stomach, I really can't do it.

At this time, the guests at the surrounding tables were also looking at Yun Yang, because the big pointed waist was really eye-catching.

Even though he has been observing Yun Yang, he secretly watched at first, until Yun Yang ate ten of them, he was shocked by heaven, after all, not everyone can bear the taste.

A group of people reached a consensus and began to look at it openly, wondering if Yun Yang could finish the job in the end.

Seeing that Yunyang was the last one left, but after looking at it for a long time, he still had no intention of moving, and immediately started booing.

"Brother, eat, it's the last one."

"Yes, don't be cowardly, take a sip of wine to suppress the shock, and kill it in one gulp."

There was even a table of girls booing.

"Yeah, handsome guy, it's the last one."

"Eat it, and I will give it to my best friend for one night."

With this sentence, the atmosphere became even more enthusiastic, and Yun Yang was urged to stop talking.

Yun Yang scanned around, revealing a rather ugly smile.

"Don't stand and talk without your back hurting, I... hiccup~"

As he said that, Yun Yang hiccupped loudly. The smell was so bad that his brain ached, and he almost didn't turn into a fountain.

Luckily Yun Yang held back, otherwise all the booing guys around would suffer.

At this time, a beautiful woman in a hot dress got up and walked over, she was the girl who was going to send her best friend.

Smilingly, he picked up the last string and brought it to Yun Yang's mouth.

"Eat it, you can choose among the four of us."

As soon as these words came out, there was an uproar, and the surrounding male compatriots spoke one after another.

"Beauty, I can do it too. It's only twenty kidneys. It's a trivial matter."

"Yes, yes, I think I can do it too."

"The beauty asked me to come, I can fuck 25 big kidneys."

And this girl is also very powerful, she stood up and said loudly.

"As for me, I am a face control. I am not as handsome as this little brother. Thirty will do."

The audience was silent, and then the boss made a lot of money.

Lao Li also coughed dryly, which attracted Yun Yang's attention.

"I don't know anything. Today you were drunk and slept with me."

Yun Yang's face darkened, is he such a person?Old Li is not ashamed.

Yun Yang blocked the waist around his mouth with his hand, it was too tasteful.

"Miss sister, I don't have this blessing, I really can't eat it, so let's forget it."

The young lady looked at Yun Yang, ate up the string of kidneys in a few mouthfuls, and threw the skewers on the table.

"Oh, you are amazing, let's go."

As he spoke, he was about to pull Yunyang's arm, his eyes full of teasing.

Yun Yang turned sideways and cast a look of help at Lao Li.

And Lao Li, as if he didn't see it, held the edamame and said.

"Go first if you have something to do, I will pay the bill later."

Yun Yang, who was originally going to help Lao Li in the future, couldn't help being stunned, and then showed the expression of meeting Lao Li for the first time.

On it was written brightly in big characters that I didn't expect you to be such an old Li.

And Lao Li thought he didn't see it, so he added a sentence.

"Be careful, don't play with your life."

Then he thought of his grandson and added.

"It's okay to kill someone, I'll take care of you, Lao Li."

After hearing this, Yun Yang's face turned black, and he calmed down before turning to look at the girl.

"Be reserved."

"Huh? In a war, how many people died. This made me understand why I put so many restrictions on myself. How can I live comfortably?"

This girl put on a reasonable look, and said something that subverted Yun Yang's three views.

And the male compatriots around are for their own possible happiness today, and they have expressed their approval.

The girl also showed the expression that you see what I said, right.

Yun Yang decided to take the initiative to attack and break the game directly.

"As for me, I don't like girls who are too open. That kind of thing must be done only if you want to get married."

The surrounding male compatriots all showed disdain, one time is not enough, you kid still wants to do it all day.

"Forget about getting married,..., this is a letter from me. If you change your views in the future, you can come to me again."

After listening to Yun Yang's words, the girl showed regret, and after reporting a number, she went back to continue to accompany her best friend.

Then Yun Yang heard the whispering of the four girls.

"What's going on? You didn't win because of your charm?"

"It can't be gay."

"People don't like girls who are open, and they say that they will get married after doing that."

"Really, is it so innocent?"

"It's mine. It looks handsome and innocent. It should be a good life partner."

Hearing this, Yun Yang was a little shaken, so he paid the bill directly and took Lao Li with him to run away.

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