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Chapter 174 Newly Promoted Shit Shovel Officer [1 more]
Chapter 174 Newly Promoted Shit Shovel Officer
"Chen Ya pulled it! Pulled it!" Ye Xiaoman shouted excitedly.
Chen Ya, who was squatting in the cubicle, was still imagining the future, suddenly startled by this voice, but after knowing it was Ye Xiaoman, he was speechless and said:
"I'm still in the toilet, don't yell!"
Ye Xiaoman, who was outside the bathroom, was stunned for a moment, and then realized that he had said something wrong, so he immediately changed his words:
"Chen Ya come out quickly! Pipi Otter is here!"
"Got it! Don't rush me!"
Chen Ya replied angrily, the most annoying thing is being urged to go to the bathroom, but regarding the matter of Pipi Otter, he can only wipe his butt clean quickly.
After putting on his trousers, Chen Ya washed his hands, and immediately walked out of the bathroom. When he saw Ye Xiaoman who was full of excitement, he couldn't help but said depressedly:
"Pipi Otter pulled it, just pulled it, what do you call it when you come here?"
Ye Xiaoman quickly replied:
"I told you to shovel shit, why don't you let us do it?"
Shovel shit?
Chen Ya's eyes widened, and he suddenly had the urge to hit the wall, so he frowned and asked:
"Isn't that what you police are supposed to do?"
"Please! We, the police, are here to serve the people. You should be the one to do the Pipi Otter's business!"
Ye Xiaoman rolled his eyes, while Chen Ya smiled wryly, what else could he say?They could only admit that they were unlucky, and then the two walked back together.
When he was about to reach the place, Ye Xiaoman immediately pinched his nose, even though there was still a distance, the smell of poop still wafted in the air, no!It should be the smell of poop!
"I can see that you have never suffered."
When Chen Ya saw Ye Xiaoman's appearance, he shook his head. When he was a child, he used to pick up manure to fertilize the fields at home, so he didn't care about the smell at all.
but!
Originally, Chen Ya thought that the little otter was just pulling a lump, but when he returned to the cafeteria, he found that there were... everywhere on the floor.
However, there was a black stick on each square of the square floor tiles, and Pipi Otter still pouted his buttocks, and continued to pull Papa, every time he pulled, he would change the location, and then pull on a stick again.
And during this process, the barrage in the live broadcast room has already broken through the sky!
"Boss of the book club: After our hard work, Pipi Otter finally got out!"
"Thanks to QQ for not abandoning time: This is called endless calls, and shit comes out! But is it really good to defecate anywhere like this?"
"Infinite Fire: There is an anchor here! What are you afraid of? Are you worried that no one will shovel shit?"
"Yueyun Jingye: Hahaha, Brother Ya shovels shit? Just thinking about it makes me feel so excited!"
"Smear blood: look! Brother Ya is back!"
……
As soon as Chen Ya came back, he saw Pipi Otter flitting all over the ground, and he was instantly stunned!And Liu Shu covered his nose and said with a smile:
"Everything is ready for you."
After speaking, he pointed to the three items on the table, namely the apron, the mask, and a blue toilet, apparently handing over the work of shoveling shit to Chen Ya.
Seeing these things, Chen Ya almost knelt down!He can do the work of shoveling shit with gritted teeth, but if you want to wear those equipment, you might as well kill him!
But is that really the case?
Before Chen Ya could say his refusal, a system prompt sounded in his mind.
[More than 70% of the users in the live broadcast room are looking forward to the anchor shoveling shit, so this time triggers the side task 'new shit shoveling officer']
[Task Requirement 1: Put on the shit-shoveling equipment]
[Task Requirement 2: Complete the work of shoveling shit]
[Task Reward: Obtain the title of 'Shit Shovel Officer']
……
Chen Ya was also stunned by the sudden trigger of the side mission!Originally, he was determined to refuse, but after seeing the content of the mission, he changed his attitude.
Although there was no cash reward, Chen Ya felt that the title should be more valuable. After seeing Liu Shu and Ye Xiaoman, they all looked at him with smiles, so he gritted his teeth and said:
"You are ruthless!"
After finishing speaking, Chen Ya had a dark face, tied the apron around his waist, put on a mask, picked up the toilet, and immediately transformed from a wilderness anchor into a shit-shoveling officer.
Immediately afterwards, Chen Ya dragged the plastic box, and immediately started shoveling excrement. Using the toilet clamp, he clamped all the poo that could be seen on the ground into the plastic box.
And this scene also made the netizens in the live broadcast room dumbfounded!
"Hu Yancheng: Hahahaha, the new shit-shoveling officer is online!"
"Zixuan Wuxie: Dong thorn, Da thorn! Brother Ya, get up!"
"Man Yang: Wow! Unexpectedly, brother Ya can shovel shit, so hot and handsome!"
"The Note of the Wind: Pfft! ~~~ The host's fame for the first time will be ruined!"
"Yueyue Guiwu@风之音话: What? Look down on the shit-shoveling officer?"
"Sister Qiao.: Don't even talk about it! They are already in the screenshots."
"Dark Quiet Universe О: screenshot +1, this moment must be recorded."
"Screenshot +12580"
……
Chen Ya, who was shoveling shit, glanced behind the barrage, and almost slipped in without finding a crack in the ground. This is really embarrassing!But for the sake of system tasks, I will endure!
snort! ~
However, Pipi Otter pulled Xiang all the way, let out a comfortable snort, and didn't stop until he pulled all the floor past Xiang.
And Chen Ya was ecstasy shoveling excrement. Even though he was wearing a mask, he still smelled the stench, so he gritted his teeth and cursed:
"Pipi Otter, you should be called a manure maker!"
As soon as this remark came out, no matter it was the netizens in the live broadcast room, or Liu Shu and Ye Xiaoman, they burst out laughing immediately!As for the rest of the police officers, in order not to interfere with Pippi Raxiang, they had already guarded outside.
When the last xiang was shoveled into the plastic box, Chen Ya immediately heard the system prompt.
【drop! ~Congratulations to the host, you have completed the side mission 'New Shit Shovel Officer' and won the title of 'Shit Shovel Officer'. 】
In the next second, information about the title appeared before Chen Ya's eyes.
shit shovel officer (title)
attribute
Effect 1: Small mammals have a good impression of you +[-]
Effect 100: Efficiency of shoveling shit +[-]%
Introduction: Exactly!You are the legendary shit shoveler, cats and dogs will fall in love with you!
……
The corner of Chen Ya's mouth twitched. If he used this name to open a pet shop, he might get rich, right?no no no!I am a man in the wilderness, how could I shovel shit?
At this moment, Liu Shu held his nose and stepped forward and said:
"Hurry up and find the memory."
Chen Ya nodded, immediately took a disposable chopstick from the table, then squatted in front of the plastic box, poking shit.
I poke!I poke! ...
A few minutes later, Chen Ya immediately picked out a poop-stained chip from Pipi Otter's cake, rinsed it with mineral water, and it turned out to be a black memory card.
Chen Ya immediately smiled, and then handed the memory card to Liu Shu who looked disgusted, and then the system prompt sounded again in his mind.
【drop! ~Congratulations to the host, successfully helped the police to retrieve the information, completed the challenge mission 'Men should fuck men', and won 100 million RMB, cash transfer, a special lucky draw, and 100 challenge points]
In an instant, Chen Ya's assets doubled!This almost didn't make him laugh out loud, and it was finally a reward for suffering, and this adventure of sniping spies was not a loss.
After Liu Shu got the memory card, he immediately prepared to go back and report back. At the same time, Ye Xiaoman also said:
"Chen Ya, we are going back."
Chen Ya nodded and smiled:
"You go first, there are still some things to deal with."
Hearing this, Ye Xiaoman was a little bit reluctant and said:
"Okay then, the pickup truck outside will take you to Tiba upstream."
……
After Liu Shu, Ye Xiaoman and others left, Chen Ya also picked up the drone on the table, and then said with a smile:
"Okay, this espionage incident is completely over, thank you for your attention, and now... I have some personal matters to attend to, so I will start the live broadcast first, and see you in an hour."
The netizens in the live broadcast room were all taken aback. Although they didn't know why Chen Ya wanted to broadcast the live broadcast, since it was a private matter, they couldn't ask about it, so they made an appointment to meet again in an hour.
After exiting the live broadcast room, Chen Ya breathed a sigh of relief, then ran to the bathroom again, but went to collect the parachute backpack.
……
[PS: The first update, the espionage incident is completely over, Lao Sha will go to dinner first, and there will be another update in the evening. 】
(End of this chapter)
"Chen Ya pulled it! Pulled it!" Ye Xiaoman shouted excitedly.
Chen Ya, who was squatting in the cubicle, was still imagining the future, suddenly startled by this voice, but after knowing it was Ye Xiaoman, he was speechless and said:
"I'm still in the toilet, don't yell!"
Ye Xiaoman, who was outside the bathroom, was stunned for a moment, and then realized that he had said something wrong, so he immediately changed his words:
"Chen Ya come out quickly! Pipi Otter is here!"
"Got it! Don't rush me!"
Chen Ya replied angrily, the most annoying thing is being urged to go to the bathroom, but regarding the matter of Pipi Otter, he can only wipe his butt clean quickly.
After putting on his trousers, Chen Ya washed his hands, and immediately walked out of the bathroom. When he saw Ye Xiaoman who was full of excitement, he couldn't help but said depressedly:
"Pipi Otter pulled it, just pulled it, what do you call it when you come here?"
Ye Xiaoman quickly replied:
"I told you to shovel shit, why don't you let us do it?"
Shovel shit?
Chen Ya's eyes widened, and he suddenly had the urge to hit the wall, so he frowned and asked:
"Isn't that what you police are supposed to do?"
"Please! We, the police, are here to serve the people. You should be the one to do the Pipi Otter's business!"
Ye Xiaoman rolled his eyes, while Chen Ya smiled wryly, what else could he say?They could only admit that they were unlucky, and then the two walked back together.
When he was about to reach the place, Ye Xiaoman immediately pinched his nose, even though there was still a distance, the smell of poop still wafted in the air, no!It should be the smell of poop!
"I can see that you have never suffered."
When Chen Ya saw Ye Xiaoman's appearance, he shook his head. When he was a child, he used to pick up manure to fertilize the fields at home, so he didn't care about the smell at all.
but!
Originally, Chen Ya thought that the little otter was just pulling a lump, but when he returned to the cafeteria, he found that there were... everywhere on the floor.
However, there was a black stick on each square of the square floor tiles, and Pipi Otter still pouted his buttocks, and continued to pull Papa, every time he pulled, he would change the location, and then pull on a stick again.
And during this process, the barrage in the live broadcast room has already broken through the sky!
"Boss of the book club: After our hard work, Pipi Otter finally got out!"
"Thanks to QQ for not abandoning time: This is called endless calls, and shit comes out! But is it really good to defecate anywhere like this?"
"Infinite Fire: There is an anchor here! What are you afraid of? Are you worried that no one will shovel shit?"
"Yueyun Jingye: Hahaha, Brother Ya shovels shit? Just thinking about it makes me feel so excited!"
"Smear blood: look! Brother Ya is back!"
……
As soon as Chen Ya came back, he saw Pipi Otter flitting all over the ground, and he was instantly stunned!And Liu Shu covered his nose and said with a smile:
"Everything is ready for you."
After speaking, he pointed to the three items on the table, namely the apron, the mask, and a blue toilet, apparently handing over the work of shoveling shit to Chen Ya.
Seeing these things, Chen Ya almost knelt down!He can do the work of shoveling shit with gritted teeth, but if you want to wear those equipment, you might as well kill him!
But is that really the case?
Before Chen Ya could say his refusal, a system prompt sounded in his mind.
[More than 70% of the users in the live broadcast room are looking forward to the anchor shoveling shit, so this time triggers the side task 'new shit shoveling officer']
[Task Requirement 1: Put on the shit-shoveling equipment]
[Task Requirement 2: Complete the work of shoveling shit]
[Task Reward: Obtain the title of 'Shit Shovel Officer']
……
Chen Ya was also stunned by the sudden trigger of the side mission!Originally, he was determined to refuse, but after seeing the content of the mission, he changed his attitude.
Although there was no cash reward, Chen Ya felt that the title should be more valuable. After seeing Liu Shu and Ye Xiaoman, they all looked at him with smiles, so he gritted his teeth and said:
"You are ruthless!"
After finishing speaking, Chen Ya had a dark face, tied the apron around his waist, put on a mask, picked up the toilet, and immediately transformed from a wilderness anchor into a shit-shoveling officer.
Immediately afterwards, Chen Ya dragged the plastic box, and immediately started shoveling excrement. Using the toilet clamp, he clamped all the poo that could be seen on the ground into the plastic box.
And this scene also made the netizens in the live broadcast room dumbfounded!
"Hu Yancheng: Hahahaha, the new shit-shoveling officer is online!"
"Zixuan Wuxie: Dong thorn, Da thorn! Brother Ya, get up!"
"Man Yang: Wow! Unexpectedly, brother Ya can shovel shit, so hot and handsome!"
"The Note of the Wind: Pfft! ~~~ The host's fame for the first time will be ruined!"
"Yueyue Guiwu@风之音话: What? Look down on the shit-shoveling officer?"
"Sister Qiao.: Don't even talk about it! They are already in the screenshots."
"Dark Quiet Universe О: screenshot +1, this moment must be recorded."
"Screenshot +12580"
……
Chen Ya, who was shoveling shit, glanced behind the barrage, and almost slipped in without finding a crack in the ground. This is really embarrassing!But for the sake of system tasks, I will endure!
snort! ~
However, Pipi Otter pulled Xiang all the way, let out a comfortable snort, and didn't stop until he pulled all the floor past Xiang.
And Chen Ya was ecstasy shoveling excrement. Even though he was wearing a mask, he still smelled the stench, so he gritted his teeth and cursed:
"Pipi Otter, you should be called a manure maker!"
As soon as this remark came out, no matter it was the netizens in the live broadcast room, or Liu Shu and Ye Xiaoman, they burst out laughing immediately!As for the rest of the police officers, in order not to interfere with Pippi Raxiang, they had already guarded outside.
When the last xiang was shoveled into the plastic box, Chen Ya immediately heard the system prompt.
【drop! ~Congratulations to the host, you have completed the side mission 'New Shit Shovel Officer' and won the title of 'Shit Shovel Officer'. 】
In the next second, information about the title appeared before Chen Ya's eyes.
shit shovel officer (title)
attribute
Effect 1: Small mammals have a good impression of you +[-]
Effect 100: Efficiency of shoveling shit +[-]%
Introduction: Exactly!You are the legendary shit shoveler, cats and dogs will fall in love with you!
……
The corner of Chen Ya's mouth twitched. If he used this name to open a pet shop, he might get rich, right?no no no!I am a man in the wilderness, how could I shovel shit?
At this moment, Liu Shu held his nose and stepped forward and said:
"Hurry up and find the memory."
Chen Ya nodded, immediately took a disposable chopstick from the table, then squatted in front of the plastic box, poking shit.
I poke!I poke! ...
A few minutes later, Chen Ya immediately picked out a poop-stained chip from Pipi Otter's cake, rinsed it with mineral water, and it turned out to be a black memory card.
Chen Ya immediately smiled, and then handed the memory card to Liu Shu who looked disgusted, and then the system prompt sounded again in his mind.
【drop! ~Congratulations to the host, successfully helped the police to retrieve the information, completed the challenge mission 'Men should fuck men', and won 100 million RMB, cash transfer, a special lucky draw, and 100 challenge points]
In an instant, Chen Ya's assets doubled!This almost didn't make him laugh out loud, and it was finally a reward for suffering, and this adventure of sniping spies was not a loss.
After Liu Shu got the memory card, he immediately prepared to go back and report back. At the same time, Ye Xiaoman also said:
"Chen Ya, we are going back."
Chen Ya nodded and smiled:
"You go first, there are still some things to deal with."
Hearing this, Ye Xiaoman was a little bit reluctant and said:
"Okay then, the pickup truck outside will take you to Tiba upstream."
……
After Liu Shu, Ye Xiaoman and others left, Chen Ya also picked up the drone on the table, and then said with a smile:
"Okay, this espionage incident is completely over, thank you for your attention, and now... I have some personal matters to attend to, so I will start the live broadcast first, and see you in an hour."
The netizens in the live broadcast room were all taken aback. Although they didn't know why Chen Ya wanted to broadcast the live broadcast, since it was a private matter, they couldn't ask about it, so they made an appointment to meet again in an hour.
After exiting the live broadcast room, Chen Ya breathed a sigh of relief, then ran to the bathroom again, but went to collect the parachute backpack.
……
[PS: The first update, the espionage incident is completely over, Lao Sha will go to dinner first, and there will be another update in the evening. 】
(End of this chapter)
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