Wilderness Live Streaming
Chapter 280 Dog Competition!Are you looking for shit? 【1 more】
Chapter 280 Dog Competition!Are you looking for shit? [one more]
In the early morning, the sky was just getting brighter.
In the Shennongjia forest area, everything revived. Chen Ya yawned and climbed down from the tree. At this moment, the fire was still burning slowly. After the black bear blackmailed him last night, it was very quiet in the second half of the night.
Before coming to the fire, Chen Ya checked the two clay jars. After baking all night, they are now completely dehydrated and ready for sintering.
But now, he has one more important thing to do.
Chen Ya took his wild pickaxe, walked out of the thorny defense circle, and immediately found the footprints of the black bear and the lone wolf around him. Regarding the former, he said that there was nothing he could do.
As for the lone wolf, a cold light flashed in Chen Ya's eyes. Although ordinary wolves are national second-class protected animals, a few of them, such as the 'Snow Wolf', are still national first-class protected animals.
but!
If they actively attack humans, they can be killed.
Any protection of animals must be based on the premise of not threatening humans. If humans are attacked by protected animals, they can defend themselves justifiably.
"This Dogbi must still be nearby!"
Chen Ya was very sure in his heart, because wolves are ferocious creatures by nature, and they also hold grudges very much. Just like last night, he just sarcastically said that that guy actually attracted black bears to deal with him.
Thinking of this, Chen Ya immediately went to the grass, squatted down and pretended to pull Xiang Xiang, the important thing he had to do was to pull... No, it should be to catch wolves!
At this moment, while Chen Ya pouted his buttocks and pretended to pull Xiang, he hid the pickaxe in the grass beside him, and he could take it out at will.
In the wilderness, humans are extremely vulnerable to wild beasts when they excrete, but this is what Chen Ya wants!As long as that guy attacks, he has a reason to kill him with the pickaxe!
In terms of insidiousness, as a veteran driver, Chen Ya was no worse than a lone wolf.
"System, start the live broadcast!"
Chen Ya said in his heart, but the system was very surprised. Normally, the host has 5 minutes of private time every morning to let it deal with excretion and so on.
But today, how do you take the initiative to request a live broadcast?Could it be that the host has a brain twitch?But for this small request, the system immediately satisfied Chen Ya.
In the next second, the drone parked in the camp quickly took off, and Chen Ya also turned on his mobile phone, and the Panda TV that landed on it started the live broadcast.
That's right!
He just wants to live broadcast killing wolves!
Once the process of the lone wolf's attack is recorded, or witnessed by netizens, Chen Ya can be just and fair, and use a pickaxe to kill him on the grounds of self-defense!
"Dare to bully me? Now it's my turn to bully you!"
Chen Ya, who was pretending to be flamboyant, had a sneer on the corner of his mouth. After the live broadcast room opened, countless netizens poured into the live broadcast room one after another, followed by various barrages of snatching dragon chairs and sofas.
But when the netizens saw clearly that Chen Ya was squatting in the grass and flying, in an instant, the barrage changed completely!
"I want to go against the sky: hold the grass! Brother Ya will live stream Laxiang today?"
"Scarecrow: Hahaha, wait for a thousand years, and finally meet the anchor La Xiang!"
"Youku commented on Kuangfeng: (excited) I knew that Brother Ya is just like an ordinary person, he also needs to excrete!"
"Old Wu next door: Pfft!~~ I'm still eating breakfast, and now I'm throwing up all the fuck!"
"Adventure expert: There is a mosaic, which means that the chrysanthemum cannot be seen, and there is no flying on the ground. Could it be that Brother Ya is constipated?"
"Don't laugh at it: Speechless, the cavalry movie starts early in the morning, what we need is infantry!"
……
When Chen Ya saw the barrage, the corners of his eyes twitched, and now he is going all out!I'd rather lose face than kill that wild wolf, otherwise, if it gets missed, there will be absolutely no good fruit to eat.
Ever since, Chen Ya has been squatting in place, secretly waiting for the attack of the lone wolf.
……
Needless to say, Chen Ya's conjecture was not wrong at all.
At this moment, in the woods near the camp, a pair of cold eyes were quietly watching Chen Ya. This was a dirty-looking lone wolf covered in gray fur.
The size of this wolf is a bit thin, and it is obvious that it is not doing well in the Shennongjia forest area.
And now, the hungry lone wolf licked his lips, thinking whether to go up and attack Chen Ya?But the beast's intuition finally allowed it to endure the urge.
Although Chen Ya, who was pretending to pull Xiangxiang, was taking the initiative to show weakness, his purpose was to attract this lone wolf, but he waited and waited, his legs and feet were a little numb, and there was no movement around him.
On the contrary, it was Chen Ya who, after squatting for a long time, really couldn't help pulling a lump.
"Paralysis, this embarrassment!"
Chen Ya blushed. Although the system was mosaiced, he still felt very ashamed. Seeing that the lone wolf didn't show up, he had no choice but to give up the plan.
Picking a few leaves casually, after wiping his butt clean, Chen Ya took out the jungler in the grass, immediately dug a hole, buried the one he pulled, and said at the same time:
"During the first period, I could use feces as road signs or to disperse some small wild animals, but in Shennongjia, it is better to bury the feces so as to avoid being discovered by large wild animals."
Depending on the environment, the way of survival is also different.
For these words, the netizens in the live broadcast room certainly understood, but many smart people among them sent out barrage.
"Heavenly Soldier: I just found out now that the anchor hid the pickaxe in the bushes."
"Pangu 1 Heavenly King: There is a ghost on this cliff! According to my guess, Ya Ge Laxiang's purpose must be to show weakness and attract that lone wolf!"
"Saten is in the past: I'm going! Are you crazy? If you do this, you won't be afraid of being bitten to death by a lone wolf?"
"Frank: You're crazy! Just relying on Brother Ya's skill, he can kill that guy with just a few hits!"
"Prostitute 1: I believe your evil! The anchor is so insidious, it's like an old cunt!"
……
After burying his feces, Chen Ya saw the barrage and found that many netizens had already guessed his intentions, so he laughed and said:
"To each other, to each other, the lone wolf teased me last night, and now I'm teasing him, there's nothing wrong with it! It's a pity that that guy didn't show up."
After finishing speaking, Chen Ya sighed, and then returned to the camp. This morning, he still had a lot of things to do, and he didn't have much time. He had been waiting for the appearance of the lone wolf.
Back around the fire, Chen Ya picked up a dry clay pot, and said:
"Mud is a mixture of soil and water. Now that the two clay pots have been baked, they have been completely dehydrated..."
There are a lot of balabala, which roughly means that the dry clay pots are composed of dust, powdered organic matter, etc. Although the appearance is slightly hard after dehydration, they are still unusable.
It must go through the secondary processing of the flame, and the loose soil will undergo a qualitative change under high temperature heating. This change is called 'sintering' for short.
For sintered clay pots, it should be noted that the initial clay pots must be completely dehydrated before using flame processing, otherwise cracking will occur.
This is why Chen Ya dried the clay pots last night, otherwise the clay pots containing moisture would never be able to burn into a good clay pot.
And then, it was very simple. Chen Ya put two clay pots, one big and one small, together with the lids, into the fire, but saw that there was not much dry wood left.
Considering the sintering of the clay pots, it takes at least two hours or so, while the fire has to be kept alive.
Hence, Chen Ya took the jungler with him, and immediately went to the forest to find more dry firewood, and at the same time collected vines, intending to make a basket with a strap.
So, for this morning's work, Chen Ya needs to keep busy.
However, as soon as Chen Ya walked out of the camp, he saw a thin gray wolf lying on the spot where he had fled before, constantly digging holes with his claws.
Seeing the lone wolf, Chen Ya was furious, and immediately roared:
"Dogby! Are you looking for shit?"
……
[PS: In the first update, Lao Sha continues to code, that, what does the lone wolf plan shit for? 233】
(End of this chapter)
In the early morning, the sky was just getting brighter.
In the Shennongjia forest area, everything revived. Chen Ya yawned and climbed down from the tree. At this moment, the fire was still burning slowly. After the black bear blackmailed him last night, it was very quiet in the second half of the night.
Before coming to the fire, Chen Ya checked the two clay jars. After baking all night, they are now completely dehydrated and ready for sintering.
But now, he has one more important thing to do.
Chen Ya took his wild pickaxe, walked out of the thorny defense circle, and immediately found the footprints of the black bear and the lone wolf around him. Regarding the former, he said that there was nothing he could do.
As for the lone wolf, a cold light flashed in Chen Ya's eyes. Although ordinary wolves are national second-class protected animals, a few of them, such as the 'Snow Wolf', are still national first-class protected animals.
but!
If they actively attack humans, they can be killed.
Any protection of animals must be based on the premise of not threatening humans. If humans are attacked by protected animals, they can defend themselves justifiably.
"This Dogbi must still be nearby!"
Chen Ya was very sure in his heart, because wolves are ferocious creatures by nature, and they also hold grudges very much. Just like last night, he just sarcastically said that that guy actually attracted black bears to deal with him.
Thinking of this, Chen Ya immediately went to the grass, squatted down and pretended to pull Xiang Xiang, the important thing he had to do was to pull... No, it should be to catch wolves!
At this moment, while Chen Ya pouted his buttocks and pretended to pull Xiang, he hid the pickaxe in the grass beside him, and he could take it out at will.
In the wilderness, humans are extremely vulnerable to wild beasts when they excrete, but this is what Chen Ya wants!As long as that guy attacks, he has a reason to kill him with the pickaxe!
In terms of insidiousness, as a veteran driver, Chen Ya was no worse than a lone wolf.
"System, start the live broadcast!"
Chen Ya said in his heart, but the system was very surprised. Normally, the host has 5 minutes of private time every morning to let it deal with excretion and so on.
But today, how do you take the initiative to request a live broadcast?Could it be that the host has a brain twitch?But for this small request, the system immediately satisfied Chen Ya.
In the next second, the drone parked in the camp quickly took off, and Chen Ya also turned on his mobile phone, and the Panda TV that landed on it started the live broadcast.
That's right!
He just wants to live broadcast killing wolves!
Once the process of the lone wolf's attack is recorded, or witnessed by netizens, Chen Ya can be just and fair, and use a pickaxe to kill him on the grounds of self-defense!
"Dare to bully me? Now it's my turn to bully you!"
Chen Ya, who was pretending to be flamboyant, had a sneer on the corner of his mouth. After the live broadcast room opened, countless netizens poured into the live broadcast room one after another, followed by various barrages of snatching dragon chairs and sofas.
But when the netizens saw clearly that Chen Ya was squatting in the grass and flying, in an instant, the barrage changed completely!
"I want to go against the sky: hold the grass! Brother Ya will live stream Laxiang today?"
"Scarecrow: Hahaha, wait for a thousand years, and finally meet the anchor La Xiang!"
"Youku commented on Kuangfeng: (excited) I knew that Brother Ya is just like an ordinary person, he also needs to excrete!"
"Old Wu next door: Pfft!~~ I'm still eating breakfast, and now I'm throwing up all the fuck!"
"Adventure expert: There is a mosaic, which means that the chrysanthemum cannot be seen, and there is no flying on the ground. Could it be that Brother Ya is constipated?"
"Don't laugh at it: Speechless, the cavalry movie starts early in the morning, what we need is infantry!"
……
When Chen Ya saw the barrage, the corners of his eyes twitched, and now he is going all out!I'd rather lose face than kill that wild wolf, otherwise, if it gets missed, there will be absolutely no good fruit to eat.
Ever since, Chen Ya has been squatting in place, secretly waiting for the attack of the lone wolf.
……
Needless to say, Chen Ya's conjecture was not wrong at all.
At this moment, in the woods near the camp, a pair of cold eyes were quietly watching Chen Ya. This was a dirty-looking lone wolf covered in gray fur.
The size of this wolf is a bit thin, and it is obvious that it is not doing well in the Shennongjia forest area.
And now, the hungry lone wolf licked his lips, thinking whether to go up and attack Chen Ya?But the beast's intuition finally allowed it to endure the urge.
Although Chen Ya, who was pretending to pull Xiangxiang, was taking the initiative to show weakness, his purpose was to attract this lone wolf, but he waited and waited, his legs and feet were a little numb, and there was no movement around him.
On the contrary, it was Chen Ya who, after squatting for a long time, really couldn't help pulling a lump.
"Paralysis, this embarrassment!"
Chen Ya blushed. Although the system was mosaiced, he still felt very ashamed. Seeing that the lone wolf didn't show up, he had no choice but to give up the plan.
Picking a few leaves casually, after wiping his butt clean, Chen Ya took out the jungler in the grass, immediately dug a hole, buried the one he pulled, and said at the same time:
"During the first period, I could use feces as road signs or to disperse some small wild animals, but in Shennongjia, it is better to bury the feces so as to avoid being discovered by large wild animals."
Depending on the environment, the way of survival is also different.
For these words, the netizens in the live broadcast room certainly understood, but many smart people among them sent out barrage.
"Heavenly Soldier: I just found out now that the anchor hid the pickaxe in the bushes."
"Pangu 1 Heavenly King: There is a ghost on this cliff! According to my guess, Ya Ge Laxiang's purpose must be to show weakness and attract that lone wolf!"
"Saten is in the past: I'm going! Are you crazy? If you do this, you won't be afraid of being bitten to death by a lone wolf?"
"Frank: You're crazy! Just relying on Brother Ya's skill, he can kill that guy with just a few hits!"
"Prostitute 1: I believe your evil! The anchor is so insidious, it's like an old cunt!"
……
After burying his feces, Chen Ya saw the barrage and found that many netizens had already guessed his intentions, so he laughed and said:
"To each other, to each other, the lone wolf teased me last night, and now I'm teasing him, there's nothing wrong with it! It's a pity that that guy didn't show up."
After finishing speaking, Chen Ya sighed, and then returned to the camp. This morning, he still had a lot of things to do, and he didn't have much time. He had been waiting for the appearance of the lone wolf.
Back around the fire, Chen Ya picked up a dry clay pot, and said:
"Mud is a mixture of soil and water. Now that the two clay pots have been baked, they have been completely dehydrated..."
There are a lot of balabala, which roughly means that the dry clay pots are composed of dust, powdered organic matter, etc. Although the appearance is slightly hard after dehydration, they are still unusable.
It must go through the secondary processing of the flame, and the loose soil will undergo a qualitative change under high temperature heating. This change is called 'sintering' for short.
For sintered clay pots, it should be noted that the initial clay pots must be completely dehydrated before using flame processing, otherwise cracking will occur.
This is why Chen Ya dried the clay pots last night, otherwise the clay pots containing moisture would never be able to burn into a good clay pot.
And then, it was very simple. Chen Ya put two clay pots, one big and one small, together with the lids, into the fire, but saw that there was not much dry wood left.
Considering the sintering of the clay pots, it takes at least two hours or so, while the fire has to be kept alive.
Hence, Chen Ya took the jungler with him, and immediately went to the forest to find more dry firewood, and at the same time collected vines, intending to make a basket with a strap.
So, for this morning's work, Chen Ya needs to keep busy.
However, as soon as Chen Ya walked out of the camp, he saw a thin gray wolf lying on the spot where he had fled before, constantly digging holes with his claws.
Seeing the lone wolf, Chen Ya was furious, and immediately roared:
"Dogby! Are you looking for shit?"
……
[PS: In the first update, Lao Sha continues to code, that, what does the lone wolf plan shit for? 233】
(End of this chapter)
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