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Chapter 320 Don't I Want to Save Face? [one more]

call! ~
The blizzard blew all night, and when it was just dawn, the entire Shenlongjia forest area was covered by a layer of white snow.

But at this moment, it was still snowing heavily.

Not long after, Chen Ya squinted his eyes and got out of the tree hole, but he didn't sleep well. After all, he had to take care of the fire last night to avoid being extinguished by the wind and snow.

"Ci'ao, it's so cold!"

Chen Ya, who had just got out of the tree hole, felt a biting chill, his whole body shivered, and almost went back into the tree hole again, but seeing the residual heat from the fire, he couldn't help approaching quickly, which made him feel better.

Only now did he look around, only to see goose-feather-like snowflakes floating in the sky, the whole land was covered in snow, and even the trees had a lot of snow.

Such a beautiful scenery is simply too beautiful to behold.

However, Chen Ya is very helpless, beautiful is beautiful, but the key is too cold!The current outdoor temperature must have reached zero degrees Celsius, and the wind and snow blowing made people feel extremely cold.

"This is the rhythm of freezing into a dog!"

Chen Ya complained, and suddenly heard movement nearby, he couldn't help turning his head to look quickly.

However, the husky wolf stood up tremblingly from a snow nest, then quickly ran up with its tail between its legs, and burrowed directly into the tree hole.

Woohoo! ~
Immediately afterwards, the husky wolf made a comfortable sound, apparently occupying someone's sleeping place.

"You bitch, you really hit the nail on the head."

Chen Ya didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and took out a pair of leather boots that he had prepared a long time ago from the pannier, and after putting them on his feet, they felt much more comfortable.

Although it's cold now, Chen Ya's breath is white with every breath, but as long as he gradually adapts to the temperature, he can bear it, after all, he's wearing two sets of clothes.

Adding some dry firewood to the fire, Chen Ya walked out of the area covered by the big trees, and then braved the cold wind, stepping on the snow with his feet squeaking, and came to the snow field not far away.

"Well, that's it."

After finishing speaking, Chen Ya squatted down and started... pulling Xiang.

At the same time, he also took out his mobile phone, remotely controlled the drone to launch into the air, and quickly flew to the area where the poachers were, and began to conduct high-altitude reconnaissance.

"System, start the live broadcast."

Soon, today's live broadcast began. With the influx of a large number of netizens, various barrages also appeared quickly.

"Slaughtering God in One Anger: Dragon Chair?"

"Noisy Teng l: Hahaha, the first barrage on the fifth day!"

"Duo Duoduo: Good morning Brother Ya, hey, is it snowing?"

"Iron Armor Warriors: Wow~~~ This is the first snow this year!"

"Da Luo Jinxian S: (Happy) Come earlier than before"

"Invincible Emperor Plus One: The No. [-] Car Parked on the Eighth Floor"

……

In addition to the daily barrage of snatching dragon chairs, as the drone quickly flew to the target location, netizens in the live broadcast room also discovered the beautiful snow scenery around them.

For a moment, everyone was extremely excited, but many netizens also raised questions.

"Niu Du: Where's the host? I heard that you can see the South China Tiger in this live broadcast room?"

"blank[email protected]Niudu: Don't worry, you will meet the poachers later. "

"Hanging lightly to the sky: Well, what is Brother Ya doing?"

……

Obviously, the news about the 'South China Tiger' has spread rapidly on the Internet, so many netizens have been attracted to the live broadcast room.

But now, because the drones were carrying out reconnaissance missions, netizens couldn't see what Chen Ya was doing early in the morning.

"I'm...um."

Chen Ya, who was squatting in the snow, hadn't finished speaking when his eyes were attracted by the screen on the phone.

At this moment, the drone had just arrived in the sky above the target location, but Wu Jun and others also got up very early, and now the three members of the Hunting Tiger Group put on thick military coats.

Zhang Xiaoer was wearing a wool padded jacket, and even the hostages of the scientific expedition team had changed into down jackets, only his hands were tied with ropes.

"People are more mad than people!"

Chen Ya said helplessly that he was very envious of the clothes on these people.

But at this moment, Wu Jun was standing in the wind and snow, and said in a lecture:

"Today, everyone must rush to Savage Valley, don't try to play tricks, wait until you have breakfast, and set off immediately!"

After finishing speaking, Wu Jun looked at the scientific expedition team and said in a cold voice:
"If you want to shit or piss now, go to the nearby area to solve it, otherwise you will have to hold back when you set off!"

Immediately afterwards, Wu Jun asked Shan Pao to take the hostages to the camp to deal with the excrement and urine. At the same time, he turned to Zhang Xiaoer and said:
"Xiao Er, you go and watch."

Except for Liu Yue, Glasses Girl, the two old professors, and the injured Captain Jiang, who did not intend to excrete, the other nine hostages were all led by the ropes by Shanpao and walked out of the camp.

Zhang Xiaoer took the sand sprayer and followed behind to prevent anyone from escaping.

Chen Ya didn't care much about this. He scanned the items in the camp and found that the poachers had many things. In addition to shotguns and traps, he also found another package according to the outlines of several packages. weapons.

"Looking at the outline, it looks like a crossbow."

Chen Ya was a little surprised. He didn't expect the poachers to be well-prepared. After all, there were continuous snowstorms, and the Shennongjia forest area had ravines and valleys in many places. Once a shot was fired, avalanches would easily occur.

Therefore, even if they cannot use firearms, as long as they have a bow and crossbow, these poachers can still hunt.

But at this time, there was a dispute in the excretion team at Shanpao.

It turned out that when the nine hostages of the scientific expedition team were all in the snow near the camp, after squatting down to stretch, Shanpao also took off his pants.

Obviously, he wanted to take a shit too, but Zhang Xiaoer stood in front of everyone, staring with wide eyes.

This made Shanpao a little annoyed, and he couldn't help asking loudly:
"Is there shit or no shit? There is shit!"

Before Zhang Xiaoer could answer, Shan Pao immediately changed his face and said:

"Don't stand here and watch, you don't have shit!"

Zhang Xiaoer said speechlessly:

"Brother Pao, it was Brother Jun who asked me to keep an eye on them."

"With me watching, get out!"

Shanpao glared, Zhang Xiaoer saw this, and could only retreat a short distance, but in the end, Shanpao raised the shotgun and pulled the trigger directly towards the sky.

boom! ! ! !

The loud gunshots immediately shook the snow on the surrounding trees, and it was fortunate that there were no big mountains nearby, otherwise it would cause an avalanche.

But this shot also scared the nine hostages of the scientific expedition team to pee!However, the shotgun was only fired into the sky, and there were no casualties.

Immediately afterwards, I saw Shan Pao yelling:
"Can you get away? You are here, I can't pull you out!"

puff! ~~
Seeing this scene, Chen Ya burst out laughing immediately, and couldn't help laughing out loud:
"It's the first time in my life to see someone who takes a shit and shoots a gun."

But at this moment, the netizens in the live broadcast room were all laughing. They didn't expect this Shanpao to be so funny.

"You mountain cannon!"

Zhang Xiaoer cursed secretly, and could only retreat to a further place, but Wu Jun, who was staying in the camp, was alarmed by the gunfire, and immediately asked the hook to go to check the situation.

……

At this moment, Shen Zhi, who was squatting on the ground, was scared to pee by the gunshots, and couldn't pull Xiang at all, so he could only ask Shanpao cautiously:
"Pao... Brother Pao, do you have paper?"

Shan Pao lit a cigarette, and when he heard Shen Zhi's words, he couldn't help picking up a branch from the snow, and said:

"I don't have paper, I can pick it up with this one!"

Shen Zhi was speechless, and then said with a mournful face:

"I'd better ask someone else."

But when they asked, they didn't bring any paper. Seeing this, Shan Pao immediately curled his lips and said:
"You intellectuals are troublesome!"

After finishing speaking, Shanpao looked at Zhang Xiaoer in the distance, and shouted loudly:

"Tell Brother Jun, bring some paper!"

Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoer immediately ran to the camp, but encountered a hook on the way, and the latter grabbed him and asked:
"Who fired the shot just now?"

There is no way, Zhang Xiaoer can only explain. By the way, Shanpao wants Brother Jun to send some papers. After listening to the hook, he can't help but nodded and said:

"Keep staring, I'll go back and tell Brother Jun."

……

When the hook returned to the camp, Wu Jun immediately cursed after listening to the former's narration:
"Shan Pao, you idiot, what kind of guns are you shooting?"

After finishing speaking, Wu Jun got into the tent, came out with a roll of paper, and then said to the hook:

"You guard them."

Immediately afterwards, Wu Jun left the camp to send Shanpao and the others...

"Cao Nima! I still want to deliver paper to them?"

After reacting, Wu Jun immediately became angry. After all, as the boss, he actually wanted to send papers to the younger brother and the hostages, which is simply too stupid!
Am I shameless?
But they had already come out, so Wu Jun could only grit his teeth and quickly rushed to Shanpao's pooping team, then threw the rolled paper over, and cursed angrily at the same time:
"Shan Pao, you fucking motherfucker, do you shit without paper?"

……

"Hahaha, no more!"

At this moment, Chen Ya, who was observing through the drone, was laughing like crazy!I really didn't expect that this mountain cannon is so superb, and that brother Jun has such a subordinate, it is simply a blessing from eight lifetimes of cultivation.

And the netizens in the live broadcast room also leaned forward and backward with laughter, almost rolling on the ground.

But at this time, Chen Ya also finished pulling Xiang, and suddenly thought of a problem.

It seems... I don't have paper myself?
Chen Ya's face turned dark. Now the ground is covered with snow, and there are no plants that can wipe his butt, only a few twigs.

Pick it up with a branch?

……

[PS: The first update, this chapter is a bit humorous, but soon, it will get to the point. 】

(End of this chapter)